Poll of the Day > After 22 years of life I finally came up with names for my tits.

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Flappers
01/16/22 5:02:17 PM
#1:


Are you going to stand there and tell me you didn't name your dick? Ladies, are you going to tell me you didn't name your breasts?

Bullshit.

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LinkPizza
01/16/22 5:06:25 PM
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Oh. Do people still do that?

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Kimbos_Egg
01/16/22 5:20:40 PM
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balerion the black dread.

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OhhhJa
01/16/22 5:21:57 PM
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You didn't name them flappers?
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Judgmenl
01/16/22 5:23:24 PM
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These LARP posts are not really interesting.

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ParanoidObsessive
01/16/22 5:28:10 PM
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Flappers posted...
Are you going to stand there and tell me you didn't name your dick?

I have literally never named my dick.

Even after reading The Illuminatus Trilogy, where one of the characters talks about how every guy has a nickname for his dick, and I was like "Wait, what? Is that actually a thing?", I never named my dick. It always just sort of seemed a bit creepy/weird to me, and kind of pointless. If I want to refer to my dick, I just call it my dick.

I've also never named any car I've ever owned, in spite of the fact that some people do that as well.

I do name all my computers, though. In spite of that being more of an old hacker sort of thing, that most people today have kind of forgotten about. Even when the computer in question isn't on a network so names aren't necessary to differentiate it. For example, one of my old computers was Caliban, another was Ariel, and my first laptop was Durandal.

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LinkPizza
01/16/22 5:28:56 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
You didn't name them flappers?

I actually thought they were going to do this at first

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OhhhJa
01/16/22 5:45:53 PM
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My dick's name is Private Johnson
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FrozenBananas
01/16/22 6:00:29 PM
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Ive literally never named either of my dicks lmao

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Lorthremar
01/16/22 6:51:03 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Ive literally never named either of my dicks lmao
you have two?

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BlackScythe0
01/16/22 6:52:41 PM
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Real people don't name their body parts...
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Metalsonic66
01/16/22 7:58:55 PM
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Her right boob is named Lefty and her left boob is named Squeezy

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wwinterj25
01/16/22 8:13:33 PM
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I named my dick as solo.

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Bulbasaur
01/16/22 8:16:50 PM
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clyde

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HornedLion
01/16/22 8:32:35 PM
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Jrmungandr

Its a very long and skinny serpent.

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Monopoman
01/16/22 8:57:54 PM
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Naming body parts seems weird to me, the main reason names were invented is to easily identify who you are talking to. You never talk to a body part unless you are crazy, so yeah.
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wwinterj25
01/16/22 8:59:27 PM
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Monopoman posted...
Naming body parts seems weird to me, the main reason names were invented is to easily identify who you are talking to. You never talk to a body part unless you are crazy, so yeah.
You could talk to my dick but once you see it you won't want to.

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LinkPizza
01/16/22 9:02:28 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
You could talk to my dick but once you see it you won't want to.

I've tried talking to dicks. They don't usually talk back. They sometimes spit, though...

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wwinterj25
01/16/22 9:05:11 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I've tried talking to dicks. They don't usually talk back. They sometimes spit, though...
Did you enjoy it? I ask the important questions.

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LinkPizza
01/16/22 9:11:01 PM
#20:


I mean, I always enjoy penises... I like seeing them and touching them and stuff...

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wwinterj25
01/16/22 9:19:06 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I mean, I always enjoy penises... I like seeing them and touching them and stuff...
Does this mean talking to them? Solo would like the company.....

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LinkPizza
01/16/22 9:23:58 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Does this mean talking to them? Solo would like the company.....

Sure. But I'd have to get to where you are first...

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wwinterj25
01/16/22 9:31:50 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Sure. But I'd have to get to where you are first...
Solo would really like a adventure.....

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__starsnostars
01/17/22 2:37:43 AM
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I have a few questions. Namely why did you make this topic and not reveal the name of your tits. Like seriously? And follow up question why did it take you 22 years to figure out names? Like seriously?

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Revelation34
01/17/22 9:35:08 AM
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Flappers posted...
Are you going to stand there and tell me you didn't name your dick? Ladies, are you going to tell me you didn't name your breasts?

Bullshit.


You named them Bullshit?

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Jen0125
01/17/22 9:57:21 AM
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I'm 32 and have never named my breasts.
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chelsea_wtf
01/17/22 2:55:35 PM
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im 31 and the only body part ive named is the partially detached toenail that was hanging off my big toe for 3 months (i named him eric)

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Flappers
01/18/22 1:19:22 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
You didn't name them flappers?
Metalsonic66 posted...
Her right boob is named Lefty and her left boob is named Squeezy
__starsnostars posted...
I have a few questions. Namely why did you make this topic and not reveal the name of your tits. Like seriously? And follow up question why did it take you 22 years to figure out names? Like seriously?

The right one is perky and the left one is sledgehammer.

It took me 22 years because I wanted to get it right.
Plus I was really fucking stupid for like half that time.

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ReturnOfFa
01/18/22 4:49:06 PM
#29:


I call it my penis.

"Suck my penis" sounds more sexy than "Suck Mr. Wilson" or whatever the fuck.

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Revelation34
01/19/22 12:56:50 AM
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Flappers posted...


The right one is perky and the left one is sledgehammer.

It took me 22 years because I wanted to get it right.
Plus I was really fucking stupid for like half that time.


I have some concerns.

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Bugmeat
01/19/22 4:30:12 AM
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Wanda and Diego.


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Zareth
01/19/22 5:05:26 PM
#32:


My dick's name is the fer-de-lance
French for "tip of the spear" and also used to refer to some of the world's most deadliest snakes.

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Metalsonic66
01/19/22 6:47:14 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/8/AAFUswAAC00A.png

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Flappers
01/19/22 9:45:38 PM
#34:


I smack them like bongos while I wait for food to finish heating up in the microwave.

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zebatov
01/19/22 9:48:25 PM
#35:


Does it have something to do with your UN?

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Revelation34
01/20/22 1:20:13 AM
#36:


Flappers posted...
I smack them like bongos while I wait for food to finish heating up in the microwave.


Do you use the microwave every day?

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Flappers
01/20/22 1:36:44 AM
#37:


Revelation34 posted...
Do you use the microwave every day?
Not every day.

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