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KodyKeir
07/19/22 3:40:04 PM
#251:


'Law & Order: Organized Crime' crew member fatally shot in Brooklyn, suspect still at-large

https://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/law-order-organized-crime-crew-member-fatally-shot-in-brooklyn-suspect-still-at-large-1.5993823

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streamofthesky
07/19/22 11:58:01 PM
#252:


"Crazy Karen sues man for $10,000 for standing her up on a date, proceeds to dial into the zoom call hearing while at the airport and shout at the judge, erroneously telling him what perjury is."

https://nypost.com/2022/07/19/woman-sues-man-for-10000-for-standing-her-up-on-date/

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/michigan-woman-sues-date-for-10k-yells-at-judge-during-hearing

She's apparently got a history of filing dozens of frivolous lawsuits
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Lokarin
07/20/22 5:13:52 AM
#253:


911 dispatcher tells caller to just 'deal with it'

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/911-call-wake-intruder-1.6521709

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streamofthesky
07/20/22 4:00:33 PM
#254:


Lokarin posted...
American health care in action

https://newpittsburghcourier.com/2022/07/17/black-man-awaiting-kidney-transplant-beaten-by-hospital-security/

Cop handcuffs black EMT in emergency room because the ambulance door hit his car when it opened

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/new-york-cop-handcuffing-black-emt_n_62d78650e4b000da23f93d81
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ZangsBeard
07/20/22 4:03:19 PM
#255:


streamofthesky posted...
Cop handcuffs black EMT in emergency room because the ambulance door hit his car when it opened

Don't forget the cop was parked in the Ambulance only spots, so he was literally in the way of doing their jobs.

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Lokarin
07/24/22 2:38:21 AM
#256:


In Soviet Russia, Mate Checks YOU

https://newsbeezer.com/czechrepubliceng/a-chess-robot-in-moscow-has-broken-the-finger-of-its-human-opponent/

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Revelation34
07/24/22 5:02:33 AM
#257:


Lokarin posted...
In Soviet Russia, Mate Checks YOU

https://newsbeezer.com/czechrepubliceng/a-chess-robot-in-moscow-has-broken-the-finger-of-its-human-opponent/


Why would they design a robot that moves when somebody makes a mistake?

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Lokarin
07/28/22 4:29:17 AM
#258:


Hospital sues at-will workers for getting better jobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE5mV5V-pHs

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Lokarin
08/01/22 6:27:52 AM
#259:


Kentucky Noah's Ark sues insurance company for not covering 'act of god' rain damage

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kentucky-noahs-ark-encounter-sues-insurance-company-over-heavy-rain-damage/

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Yellow
08/05/22 1:55:40 AM
#260:


Lokarin posted...
Kentucky Noah's Ark sues insurance company for not covering 'act of god' rain damage

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kentucky-noahs-ark-encounter-sues-insurance-company-over-heavy-rain-damage/
I hope the state isn't still footing Ken Ham's mess after he scammed them into thinking it would be a lucrative tourist attraction

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Lokarin
08/05/22 3:54:45 AM
#261:


How to fish for mine

https://www.airforcetimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2022/08/04/magnet-fishers-fined-after-pulling-86-rockets-from-fort-stewart-river/

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Revelation34
08/05/22 5:06:04 AM
#262:


Lokarin posted...
How to fish for mine

https://www.airforcetimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2022/08/04/magnet-fishers-fined-after-pulling-86-rockets-from-fort-stewart-river/


Shit warden.

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Lokarin
08/05/22 8:19:30 PM
#263:


GameStop NFT Angers Devs After Stolen Indie Games Are Sold As NFTs Without Permission

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3rfCJxRfPU


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Yellow
08/06/22 8:30:29 AM
#264:


Revelation34 posted...
Shit warden.
It's fair I think because it's for their own protection, they're not trained to deal with cleaning up explosives

Police are one thing but the army is more level headed.

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Lokarin
08/06/22 10:20:35 AM
#265:


Wisconsin school district goes full bigot

https://www.weau.com/2022/08/03/wisconsin-school-district-bans-pride-flags-pronouns/

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Lokarin
08/08/22 8:18:11 PM
#266:


Don't sing off-key in India

https://www.hindustantimes.com/entertainment/music/bangladeshi-police-pull-up-social-media-star-for-being-too-ugly-to-sing-101659872057038.html

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Lokarin
08/12/22 10:23:10 PM
#267:


fox news edits the trump raid judge next to Ghislane Maxwell

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/fox-trump-judge-ghislaine-maxwell-b2143920.html

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Lokarin
08/15/22 6:53:36 AM
#268:


https://www.chron.com/politics/article/Ronny-Jackson-dog-penis-17366642.php

> Holmes responded. "I gotta tell you, I did not see dog penis coming in this interview.

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Lokarin
08/18/22 8:40:37 AM
#269:


Louisiana denies abortion to fetus with no skull

https://www.nola.com/news/healthcare_hospitals/article_d08b59fe-1e39-11ed-a669-a3570eeed885.html

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Revelation34
08/19/22 2:22:54 AM
#270:


Lokarin posted...
Louisiana denies abortion to fetus with no skull

https://www.nola.com/news/healthcare_hospitals/article_d08b59fe-1e39-11ed-a669-a3570eeed885.html


Hopefully she can go to a better state since I don't see how this won't cause complications for her.

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Lokarin
08/19/22 5:33:34 PM
#271:


Miami to move homeless people to an island

https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/southeast/miami-homeless-island-virginia-key/

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Revelation34
08/20/22 2:17:42 AM
#272:


Lokarin posted...
Miami to move homeless people to an island

https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/southeast/miami-homeless-island-virginia-key/


"The location is home to a summer camp for kids,"

What a great idea.

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streamofthesky
08/21/22 1:45:31 AM
#273:


"A group of Starbucks employees were accused of kidnapping their manager after asking for a raise and new equipment, report says"

https://www.yahoo.com/news/group-starbucks-employees-were-accused-181750169.html
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Revelation34
08/21/22 2:12:40 AM
#274:


streamofthesky posted...
"A group of Starbucks employees were accused of kidnapping their manager after asking for a raise and new equipment, report says"

https://www.yahoo.com/news/group-starbucks-employees-were-accused-181750169.html


Companies have to give pay raises? That goes against the capitalist society.

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Lokarin
08/22/22 10:57:37 PM
#275:


American marines destroy ancient grease

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-marine-corps/2022/08/22/marines-sailors-ate-all-of-greek-towns-eggs-meat-on-port-visit/

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Revelation34
08/22/22 11:59:59 PM
#276:


Lokarin posted...
American marines destroy ancient grease

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-marine-corps/2022/08/22/marines-sailors-ate-all-of-greek-towns-eggs-meat-on-port-visit/


How do you consume a tattoo?

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KodyKeir
08/23/22 3:58:59 AM
#277:


Lokarin posted...
American marines destroy ancient grease

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-marine-corps/2022/08/22/marines-sailors-ate-all-of-greek-towns-eggs-meat-on-port-visit/

Revelation34 posted...
How do you consume a tattoo?

Capt. Jacoby D. Getty, 22nd MEU spokesman, confirmed that mass amounts of eggs, steak and tattoos were consumed, by troops visiting the Greek city.

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Metalsonic66
08/23/22 1:00:43 PM
#278:


Revelation34 posted...
How do you consume a tattoo?
First you cut it out

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streamofthesky
08/23/22 4:00:28 PM
#279:


Rick Scott criticizes Biden for vacationing in Delware whilst sailing around Italy on the yacht he bought with the billion dollars he stole from Medicare

(not the actual headline, but what it should be)

https://www.axios.com/2022/08/23/rick-scott-senate-republicans-vacation-italy
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Yellow
08/23/22 6:53:21 PM
#280:


Lokarin posted...
Miami to move homeless people to an island

https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/southeast/miami-homeless-island-virginia-key/
It's amazing what these people will do and spend to justify not just building a homeless housing complex.
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Flappers
08/24/22 6:37:45 AM
#281:


What a dystopian time.

Remember when America had a clown epidemic? Bruh...

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Lokarin
08/25/22 2:35:59 AM
#282:


Beat your children into higher education

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/education/2022/08/24/missouri-school-district-spanking-corporal-punishment-cassville/7883625001/

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Sufferedphoneix
08/25/22 6:44:02 AM
#283:


Lokarin posted...
Beat your children into higher education

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/education/2022/08/24/missouri-school-district-spanking-corporal-punishment-cassville/7883625001/

We still had corporal punishment when I was in kindergarten. Had to have parents permission though and only the principal could deal it out.

They also paddled kids on their birthday. No parental permission and the teacher did it. Hated that cause it's kinda embarrassing and akward

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Lokarin
08/25/22 6:59:26 AM
#284:


Sufferedphoneix posted...
We still had corporal punishment when I was in kindergarten.

same, our principal routinely whipped out the belt... when that meant something different

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Lokarin
08/25/22 7:05:04 AM
#285:


Soldier seeking PTSD healthcare casually offered euthanasia

https://meaww.com/canadian-va-veteran-medical-assistance-in-dying-maid-euthanasia-vac-employee-ptsd

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Sufferedphoneix
08/25/22 9:24:08 AM
#286:


Lokarin posted...
same, our principal routinely whipped out the belt... when that meant something different

For us it was a wooden paddle

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Lokarin
08/25/22 8:58:34 PM
#287:


Shaq is a flat earther... and I didn't know he was only 50

https://www.newsweek.com/shaquille-oneal-earth-flat-explanation-podcast-1736414

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Metalsonic66
08/25/22 9:04:51 PM
#288:


Pretty sure he can see the curvature of the Earth himself at his height

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Lokarin
08/26/22 10:34:08 PM
#289:


Texan Pro-life director charged with sex with a minor

https://kion546.com/news/2022/08/26/former-anti-abortion-texas-right-to-life-political-director-charged-with-soliciting-sex-from-minor/

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Yellow
08/29/22 8:34:09 PM
#290:


Lokarin posted...
Texan Pro-life director charged with sex with a minor

https://kion546.com/news/2022/08/26/former-anti-abortion-texas-right-to-life-political-director-charged-with-soliciting-sex-from-minor/
Youth groups are stuffed with pedophiles

My uncle (a youth group leader) married one of my friends the millisecond she turned 18 and they had about 10 babies. At least he finally moved out of his mother's basement.
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Metalsonic66
08/29/22 10:11:55 PM
#291:


Yellow posted...
they had about 10 babies
Those are rookie numbers

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Yellow
08/29/22 10:13:49 PM
#292:


Metalsonic66 posted...
Those are rookie numbers
Oh yeah.

As in, I only know 20% of my cousins, because there have got to be hundreds of them.

On the secular side of my family, I know all 8 of them.

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Revelation34
08/29/22 11:00:44 PM
#293:


Yellow posted...

Oh yeah.

As in, I only know 20% of my cousins, because there have got to be hundreds of them.

On the secular side of my family, I know all 8 of them.

Let that terror sink in for a second.


Cthulhu?

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Lokarin
08/30/22 12:07:09 PM
#294:


https://www.cbsnews.com/news/atria-hillside-resident-93-dead-two-hospitalized-dishwashing-soap-instead-of-juice/

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Lokarin
08/30/22 2:22:43 PM
#295:


Canadian company enforces slavery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkEDz2T4GSI

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KodyKeir
08/30/22 3:07:37 PM
#296:


Lokarin posted...
Canadian company enforces slavery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkEDz2T4GSI

Knew a guy who took pictures of the rotting food being served to the crews for meals, posted about it while he was on site to get the guys the fresh food they needed asap and he got immediately canned and black balled from the oil and gas industry; went to work for clean energy and was doing quite well for himself last I checked.

Anyway, when one of the companies decides that you are persona non grata and excomunicato, you are now criminally trespassing (on the site that is so remote that access in and out is controlled entirely by the company) and if you do not remove yourself from the premises immediately, then Site Security will have to "confine you to quarters" (read: whatever empty trailer they can spare) where rations will be whatever was leftover from lunch.

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Revelation34
08/30/22 11:55:30 PM
#297:


KodyKeir posted...


Knew a guy who took pictures of the rotting food being served to the crews for meals, posted about it while he was on site to get the guys the fresh food they needed asap and he got immediately canned and black balled from the oil and gas industry; went to work for clean energy and was doing quite well for himself last I checked.

Anyway, when one of the companies decides that you are persona non grata and excomunicato, you are now criminally trespassing (on the site that is so remote that access in and out is controlled entirely by the company) and if you do not remove yourself from the premises immediately, then Site Security will have to "confine you to quarters" (read: whatever empty trailer they can spare) where rations will be whatever was leftover from lunch.


Sounds like a plot to a movie.

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Metalsonic66
08/30/22 11:56:35 PM
#298:


Starring Tom Hanks

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KodyKeir
08/31/22 2:03:01 PM
#299:


Revelation34 posted...
Sounds like a plot to a movie.

Metalsonic66 posted...
Starring Tom Hanks

Well he signed a NDA and got a nice settlement but I never signed no NDA so...

I don't have Tom's number but I do have Alicia Keys, she knows Colbert, who can get us Tom...

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Lokarin
09/02/22 12:19:10 PM
#300:


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/nations-poorest-state-used-welfare-money-pay-brett-favre-speeches-neve-rcna45871

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