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Lokarin
06/16/22 9:18:18 AM
#201:


Thanks Obama

https://news.sky.com/story/alaska-children-served-floor-sealant-instead-of-milk-at-summer-school-programme-12634713

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Lokarin
06/16/22 9:46:08 PM
#202:


This is your brain on social media

https://www.al.com/life/2022/06/ryan-grantham-riverdale-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-actor-plotted-to-kill-justin-trudeau.html?utm_source=reddit.com

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Lokarin
06/18/22 2:04:26 AM
#203:


cismale refuses to donate blood cuz asked if he was pregnant

https://daytonews.com/2022/06/17/male-blood-donor-turned-away-from-clinic-after-he-refused-to-answer-whether-he-was-pregnant/


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Revelation34
06/18/22 2:23:52 AM
#204:


Lokarin posted...
cismale refuses to donate blood cuz asked if he was pregnant

https://daytonews.com/2022/06/17/male-blood-donor-turned-away-from-clinic-after-he-refused-to-answer-whether-he-was-pregnant/



False narrative from you yet again.

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Lokarin
06/18/22 2:25:33 AM
#205:


Revelation34 posted...
False narrative from you yet again.

ok, he's a transmale

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Revelation34
06/18/22 2:26:27 AM
#206:


Lokarin posted...


ok, he's a transmale


Your article title even says what actually happened in your link.

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Lokarin
06/18/22 2:29:04 AM
#207:


Revelation34 posted...
Your article title even says what actually happened in your link.

ok, where's the false... he's male, was asked if pregnant, and declined to continue thereof

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Revelation34
06/18/22 2:31:01 AM
#208:


Lokarin posted...


ok, where's the false... he's male, was asked if pregnant, and declined to continue thereof


The clinic is the one who told him he couldn't donate.
This is entirely the clinic's fault.

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Lokarin
06/18/22 2:38:54 AM
#209:


Revelation34 posted...
The clinic is the one who told him he couldn't donate.
This is entirely the clinic's fault.

because he refused to answer

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Revelation34
06/18/22 5:07:25 AM
#210:


Lokarin posted...


because he refused to answer


No you said he refused to donate blood. The clinic itself turned him away.

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Lokarin
06/18/22 6:52:33 AM
#211:


Revelation34 posted...
No you said he refused to donate blood. The clinic itself turned him away.

If you go into a clinic to donate blood and you refuse to tell them your AGE as part of the medical requirement... that's on you

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Revelation34
06/18/22 7:11:06 AM
#212:


Lokarin posted...


If you go into a clinic to donate blood and you refuse to tell them your AGE as part of the medical requirement... that's on you


That's not what happened and even if it was it would still be the clinic's fault.

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Lokarin
06/18/22 8:50:20 AM
#213:


Revelation34 posted...
That's not what happened and even if it was it would still be the clinic's fault.

It's exactly what happened, they asked the dude a simple medically required question and he refused to answer so he had to leave

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Revelation34
06/18/22 9:52:37 AM
#214:


Lokarin posted...


It's exactly what happened, they asked the dude a simple medically required question and he refused to answer so he had to leave


That's not a medically required question.

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Lokarin
06/18/22 10:29:18 AM
#215:


Revelation34 posted...
That's not a medically required question.

It's as medically required as your name

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Lokarin
06/19/22 11:13:32 AM
#216:


Election deniers say election legitimate as soon as their guy wins

https://apnews.com/article/2022-midterm-elections-us-supreme-court-donald-trump-texas-ohio-b73b98ca48734b0499e8c160bdd408a7

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Lokarin
06/21/22 10:54:27 PM
#217:


The most depressing story of all time, and a good reason why you should never dox anyone and why you should correct any mistakes you make as soon as possible

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jun/21/man-arrested-for-stealing-sausage-rolls-killed-himself-after-police-labelled-him-a-paedophile

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streamofthesky
06/21/22 11:07:23 PM
#218:


Lokarin posted...
The most depressing story of all time, and a good reason why you should never dox anyone and why you should correct any mistakes you make as soon as possible

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jun/21/man-arrested-for-stealing-sausage-rolls-killed-himself-after-police-labelled-him-a-paedophile

When he was let out of custody, Temples release papers wrongly stated that he had been suspected of inciting sexual relations with a 13-year-old girl.

Temple did not know of the error when he gave the papers to his then girlfriend, the court heard. When she then began spreading the incorrect information, Temple was subjected to verbal and physical abuse and his home was attacked, the court heard.

...Dox the former girlfriend
What a fucking bitch

And why are we only hearing about this 5 and a half years after he killed himself?

The U.S. in general has a huge problem w/ splashing accused peoples' names and faces across the news, and then if it turns out it was the wrong person there's like a small correction box on page 18 or whatever. I know this was a police report in error, but same basic principle...
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streamofthesky
06/23/22 3:19:27 AM
#219:


https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61263393

https://www.city-data.com/forum/politics-other-controversies/3354960-staring-women-uk-can-land-you.html

"Intrusive Staring" is now sexual harassment and a crime you can go to jail for in the UK.
Modern feminism is fucking cancer and the UK is an absolute totalitarian shit hole
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Sufferedphoneix
06/23/22 8:16:00 AM
#220:


streamofthesky posted...
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61263393

https://www.city-data.com/forum/politics-other-controversies/3354960-staring-women-uk-can-land-you.html

"Intrusive Staring" is now sexual harassment and a crime you can go to jail for in the UK.
Modern feminism is fucking cancer and the UK is an absolute totalitarian shit hole

Shit I woulda been in trouble in 6th grade. I was zoned out staring into space. Just so happened a girl was in that direction. She complained and got my seat changed in the classroom

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Lokarin
06/24/22 4:24:28 PM
#221:


Roe V Wade overturned... that means that man no longer has the right to privacy if he's been pregnant or not

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Johnny Eagle
06/24/22 9:07:38 PM
#222:


Lokarin posted...
Roe V Wade overturned... that means that man no longer has the right to privacy if he's been pregnant or not

......................wut?

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Zareth
06/24/22 9:08:48 PM
#223:


There are people who identify as male that can get pregnant

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Lokarin
06/24/22 9:43:46 PM
#224:


Johnny Eagle posted...
......................wut?

I posted the story a bit ago, but here it is again

https://daytonews.com/2022/06/17/male-blood-donor-turned-away-from-clinic-after-he-refused-to-answer-whether-he-was-pregnant/


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Lokarin
06/26/22 4:56:38 AM
#225:


i can't even

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/umbrella-recall-fire-hazard-costco-canada

Hagrid's revenge?

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Lokarin
07/01/22 2:08:48 AM
#226:


your guv in action

https://www.self.com/story/karianne-lisonbee-says-women-control-semen-intake-during-sex

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Revelation34
07/01/22 2:19:51 AM
#227:


Lokarin posted...
your guv in action

https://www.self.com/story/karianne-lisonbee-says-women-control-semen-intake-during-sex


I don't live in Utah.

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Lokarin
07/01/22 10:51:32 PM
#228:


nvm, she apologized

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/01/utah-republican-women-control-intake-of-semen-abortion

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streamofthesky
07/01/22 10:52:22 PM
#229:


Lokarin posted...
nvm, she apologized

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/01/utah-republican-women-control-intake-of-semen-abortion
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Sahuagin
07/02/22 1:38:08 AM
#230:


https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/2022/07/01/ohio-girl-10-among-patients-going-indiana-abortion/7788415001/

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Lokarin
07/03/22 10:12:34 AM
#231:


Florida slated to be conquered by snails

https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/03/us/giant-african-snail-florida-scn-trnd/index.html

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Lokarin
07/03/22 10:16:45 AM
#232:


Minnesoder "accidentally" legalizes Delta-9 thinking it was Delta-8

https://www.npr.org/2022/07/02/1109576113/minnesota-thc-edibles-accident-delta-8

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Lokarin
07/04/22 7:21:54 AM
#233:


MTG said heat good, asks why Kansas cattle died in heatwave

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-climate-change-good-droughts-1720634

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Revelation34
07/04/22 7:23:25 AM
#234:


Lokarin posted...
MTG said heat good, asks why Kansas cattle died in heatwave

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-climate-change-good-droughts-1720634


Magic the Gathering says all of those things?

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KodyKeir
07/04/22 8:08:52 AM
#235:


Revelation34 posted...
Magic the Gathering says all of those things?


You have to read the errata in the bottom text; some from the unglued line are priceless.

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Lokarin
07/06/22 12:30:46 PM
#236:


In the US you may have to pay for your own jail time... even if falsely accused

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz5CfBA1kT8

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Lokarin
07/09/22 12:21:01 PM
#237:


had too many tabs open and posted in the wrong topic twice...

Sri Lanka about to get Czar Nicholas'd

https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/09/asia/sri-lanka-protest-president-saturday-intl-hnk/index.html

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Lokarin
07/09/22 6:05:59 PM
#238:


why are y'all eating weeds?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/09/weedkiller-glyphosate-cdc-study-urine-samples

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KodyKeir
07/10/22 4:01:22 AM
#239:


Lokarin posted...
why are y'all eating weeds?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/09/weedkiller-glyphosate-cdc-study-urine-samples

We're not, it's just that anything that isn't a few select strains of grass gets called a weed and sprayed into oblivion with the added bonus that it gets on everything in the vicinity, including us.

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Lokarin
07/11/22 6:14:55 PM
#240:


Pythagoras is fake news

https://www.hindustantimes.com/cities/bengaluru-news/state-calls-pythagoras-

theorem-fake-news-proposes-to-teach-manusmriti-under-nep-101657479106918.html

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Lokarin
07/11/22 6:15:51 PM
#241:


and... conservative parents want to ban eBooks cuz children were actually reading

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/library-apps-book-ban-schools-conservative-parents-rcna26103

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streamofthesky
07/14/22 12:57:34 AM
#242:


"hitler-Loving Republican Hires Convicted Sex Offender"
(that's the actual headline!)

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Lokarin
07/14/22 11:48:32 PM
#243:


https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/pregnant-women-cant-get-divorced-in-missouri-38092512

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Revelation34
07/14/22 11:51:25 PM
#244:


Lokarin posted...
https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/pregnant-women-cant-get-divorced-in-missouri-38092512


Get rid of all laws like these.

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Sufferedphoneix
07/15/22 6:37:23 AM
#245:


Revelation34 posted...
Get rid of all laws like these.

Yeah I got a friend who can't get out of her marriage despite the husband not only cheating on her. Having a kid with said woman. He had the gall to try and talk her into letting his "mistress" and her kid move in and have a polygamous relationship.

She was told to go to marriage counseling first. She can't afford it and he's not willing

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Lokarin
07/17/22 10:25:07 AM
#246:


Wichita man too racist for fair trial

https://www.kansas.com/news/local/article259423154.html

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Lokarin
07/17/22 1:15:13 PM
#247:


Airzona can't survive without slavery

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2022/07/14/arizona-cities-would-collapse-without-prison-labor/10062910002/

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Lokarin
07/17/22 3:51:13 PM
#248:


Extinction imminent

https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/humanity-will-not-survive-extinction-of-most-marine-plants-and-animals/

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Revelation34
07/18/22 2:17:54 AM
#249:


Lokarin posted...
Extinction imminent

https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/humanity-will-not-survive-extinction-of-most-marine-plants-and-animals/


I welcome it.

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Lokarin
07/18/22 1:35:13 PM
#250:


American health care in action

https://newpittsburghcourier.com/2022/07/17/black-man-awaiting-kidney-transplant-beaten-by-hospital-security/

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