Board 8 > Who has the more impressive resume, Mario or Barbie?

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10/02/21 7:54:46 PM
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List of jobs belo


I just removed all athlete jobs and converted them to just "Athlete."

Mario: Carpenter, Plumber, Golfer, Vietnam Soldier, Athlete, Referee, Umpire, Brewery Worker, Cement Factory Worker, Doctor, Stunt Rider, Construction Worker, Artist, Toy Maker, Theme Park Owner, Astronaut, Marine Biologist, Chef, Animal Trainer, Submarine Captain, Street Dancer, Archeologist, Pilot, Martial Artist, Hotel Worker, Teacher, Fighter Pilot, Juggler, Circus Tamer, Firefighter, Diver, Rower, Pirate, Detective, King, Personal Trainer, Secret Agent, Jewel Thief, Cowboy, Babysitter, Rapper, Inventor, Sheriff, Wizard, Safari Guide, Lumberjack, Drummer, Train Engineer, Waiter, Fisherman, Car Washer, Photographer, Crane Operator, Gardener, Pest Control, Janitor, Car Rental Salesman, Ranch Owner

Barbie: Aerobics instructor, Artist, Teacher, Coach, Sign Language Instructor, Special Education Teacher, Yoga Instructor, Athlete, Dentist, Doctor, Nurse, Veterinarian, Army Medic, Paratrooper, USAF Pilot, USMC Sergeant, Chancellor of Germany, Firefighter, Lifeguard, Police Officer, Mountie (Canada-only), Postwoman, Judge, Park Ranger, Architect, Astronaut, Computer Engineer, Geologist, Game Developer, Roboticist, SeaWorld Trainer, Marine Biologist, Flight Attendant, Stewardess, Ballerina, Chef, Meme Maker, Fashion Model, Film Director, Hairdresser, Photojournalist, Rapper, See's Candies cashier, Secretary, News Reporter, Banker, Waitress, Bee Keeper

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Underleveled
10/02/21 7:56:49 PM
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Chancellor of Germany
This is pretty fucking impressive.

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Hbthebattle
10/02/21 7:58:12 PM
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Is "Meme Maker" really an occupation?

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10/02/21 8:11:54 PM
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This is pretty fucking impressive.
Better than king?

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RedLeafFan
10/03/21 12:00:48 AM
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Barbie.
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WazzupGenius00
10/03/21 12:12:56 AM
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Better than king?
You can be born into that role, not that impressive.

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bryans7
10/03/21 12:13:42 AM
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Better than king?

Monarchy's are inherited, Barbie had to earn the trust and respect of the German people to ascend to Chancellor.

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Johnbobb
10/03/21 12:17:28 AM
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man how much combined schooling do you have to do to be a doctor, nurse, dentist AND vet?

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Dragonair
10/03/21 12:38:57 AM
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in what country was Mario king and how does it compare to Germany

also was it in an absolute monarchy or just like a ceremonial one

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MrGreenonion
10/03/21 1:02:57 AM
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Vietnam Soldier
what
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azuarc
10/03/21 1:20:38 AM
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No mention of Mario's olympic career?

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paperwarior
10/03/21 1:43:05 AM
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Seems like comparing a fantasy hero to a historically-significant genius. Mario has stuff like "wizard" but having done everything you can do in real life is kind of Barbie's thing.

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10/03/21 1:57:49 AM
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I just removed all athlete jobs and converted them to just "Athlete."

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Golfer

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10/03/21 2:10:10 AM
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Dragonair posted...
in what country was Mario king and how does it compare to Germany

also was it in an absolute monarchy or just like a ceremonial one
Uncertain, sorry.

MrGreenonion posted...
what
He fought in Nam, didn't you know?


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Grand Kirby
10/03/21 5:31:57 AM
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Homer Simpson blows them both out of the water.

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ChichiriMuyo
10/03/21 6:09:37 AM
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There is no Chancellor of Germany Barbie. There is an Angela Merkel doll that's part of the Barbie line, but that's not Barbie it's Angela Merkel. Skipper and Ken are also not Barbie. You notice how there is no "ghost hunter" for Mario? That's because it's Luigi. I will not stand for this stolen valor!

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10/03/21 10:36:20 AM
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ChichiriMuyo posted...
There is no Chancellor of Germany Barbie. There is an Angela Merkel doll that's part of the Barbie line, but that's not Barbie it's Angela Merkel. Skipper and Ken are also not Barbie. You notice how there is no "ghost hunter" for Mario? That's because it's Luigi. I will not stand for this stolen valor!
Look dude, I got this off Wikipedia.

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MrGreenonion
10/03/21 1:53:48 PM
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He fought in Nam, didn't you know?
Context plz
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redrocket
10/03/21 2:13:53 PM
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MrGreenonion posted...
Context plz

Clearly he was drafted into service before returning to America to open a plumber shop in Flatbush with Luigi.

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paperwarior
10/03/21 3:21:13 PM
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Grand Kirby posted...
Homer Simpson blows them both out of the water.
I feel like competence at those jobs might matter here.

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10/03/21 3:35:16 PM
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MrGreenonion posted...
Context plz
In a Game and Watch game.

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redrocket
10/03/21 3:56:42 PM
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How the hell does the Vietnam War come up in the context of Game and Watch?

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Xeybozn
10/03/21 4:52:58 PM
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paperwarior posted...
I feel like competence at those jobs might matter here.

Usually Homer is actually good at whatever new job he has for an episode. The real issue here is that his new jobs tend to be relatively mundane low-skill ones that just aren't that impressive.
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Torlovsk
10/03/21 5:07:37 PM
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What exactly has Babs done in her various positions, how has she fared? We've been witness to Mario's countless accomplishments, no matter what discipline he sets his mind to. What has Barbie achieved in her roles beyond simply occupying them?
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agesboy
10/03/21 5:31:24 PM
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Torlovsk posted...
We've been witness to Mario's countless accomplishments,
have we ever even seen mario do any plumbing work, which is his most well-known gig

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LeonhartFour
10/03/21 5:32:37 PM
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how do you think he created an intricate pipe traveling network throughout the Mushroom Kingdom

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agesboy
10/03/21 6:43:37 PM
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where was it stated that he was the creator of that system

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10/03/21 6:44:23 PM
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10/03/21 6:57:37 PM
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agesboy posted...
have we ever even seen mario do any plumbing work, which is his most well-known gig

In the Super Mario Bros Super Show he does a lot of plumbing

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10/03/21 7:15:09 PM
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redrocket posted...
How the hell does the Vietnam War come up in the context of Game and Watch?
Dunno, I just know Mario fights communists in it.

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