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Smackems
09/25/21 10:20:20 PM
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Also this little white kitten named Dipstick that stays outside lol

Thanks Johnny. It's actually next week but we're celebrating tonight

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 10:30:08 PM
#253:


That cat is cute af. I'd snuggle it but good.

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 10:30:45 PM
#254:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Why do I feel like this has already happened to @JimCarrysToe ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7WPZfLPTFA
Hah! You think i have grip strength, thats funny. I can barely open a candybar sometimes.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 10:33:43 PM
#255:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Hah! You think i have grip strength, thats funny. I can barely open a candybar sometimes.

Well maybe someone tied you to it after you left thumb tacks all over the floor?

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 10:44:43 PM
#256:


So this just happened:


well, 667 now
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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 10:45:17 PM
#257:


Begone Satan

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Smackems
09/25/21 10:48:50 PM
#258:


Now we on dat merio gulf

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 10:50:34 PM
#259:


Questionmarktarius posted...
So this just happened:


well, 667 now

How the fuck you not trackin this topic?

You got way higher numbers than me. I thought I posted a lot.



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Smackems
09/25/21 10:50:50 PM
#260:


CanuckCowboy posted...
That cat is cute af. I'd snuggle it but good.
She's fine with snuggles with me and we just met lol

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 10:51:22 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
How the fuck you not trackin this topic?
They die too fast, and it's in the AMP anyway.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 10:55:53 PM
#262:


I just like the little (1) when I refresh. This is usualllllly the only topic I post in. If not i'm being a total smart ass somewhere else.

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Smackems
09/25/21 10:57:06 PM
#263:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I just like the little (1) when I refresh. This is usualllllly the only topic I post in. If not i'm being a total smart ass somewhere else.
Aw now you know you wanna go argue about politics in one of them other topics

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 10:57:56 PM
#264:


https://youtu.be/VZ9Y_A37q5c

Man I love death metal. It's my favorite music genre for sure.

Canuck, has Walter been introduced to Nile?

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 10:58:30 PM
#265:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I just like the little (1) when I refresh.
That little (1) usually just means I'm in trouble again.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 10:58:47 PM
#266:


I mean I DOooooo (not so much politics, but anything else to spark a good brawl) but fool me once shame on me, fool me several thousand moderations later and i'll try to stay here.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 10:59:11 PM
#267:


Questionmarktarius posted...
That little (1) usually just means I'm in trouble again.

For me it's when I see (2)

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MrMallard
09/25/21 11:01:19 PM
#268:


I wonder why it feels so good to make random noises when you're hungover.

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Smackems
09/25/21 11:08:20 PM
#269:


My balls hurt

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 11:08:52 PM
#270:


Smackems posted...
My balls hurt
Stop sitting on them.

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Smackems
09/25/21 11:10:45 PM
#271:


Pandamonic posted...
Stop sitting on them.
YOU stop sitting on them. Ffs I done asked like 4 times

I want my got dang PRUNE JUICE

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 11:14:18 PM
#272:


Smackems posted...
YOU stop sitting on them. Ffs I done asked like 4 times

I want my got dang PRUNE JUICE
What, you want me to stand on em?

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 11:15:48 PM
#273:


Pandamonic posted...
What, you want me to stand on em?

No you stomp.... This topic immediately deteriorated to Jim level goodness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RVyoAVgeyI

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 11:16:43 PM
#274:


Oh damn it's a party!

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Smackems
09/25/21 11:18:33 PM
#275:


Oh baby put some cleats on and stomp all 3 testiculars

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 11:20:16 PM
#276:


You have to have it locked.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU

And then there's this shit head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 11:24:47 PM
#277:


Smackems posted...
Oh baby put some cleats on and stomp all 3 testiculars
I know I have some wooden clogs lying around somewhere.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You have to have it locked.....
He actually didn't have it locked.

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Smackems
09/25/21 11:36:17 PM
#278:




Here's Dipstick again. Beautiful cat. Terrible name

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JimCarrysToe
09/26/21 12:08:53 AM
#279:


Me and johnny gonna nuke the amish! Whos with us?

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/26/21 12:12:19 AM
#280:


Jims gonna get me modded real fast.

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MabusIncarnate
09/26/21 12:13:40 AM
#281:


Those amish are real assholes

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JimCarrysToe
09/26/21 12:14:09 AM
#282:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Jims gonna get me modded real fast.
Ooooo been a while since i got one of those

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/26/21 12:17:13 AM
#283:


I don't know how many I got left before I get put away for good.

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Smackems
09/26/21 12:18:38 AM
#284:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Those amish are real assholes
With their stupid bread horses and stupid butter ass

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/26/21 12:21:23 AM
#285:


Oh man Jim started some shit now.

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IfGodCouldDie
09/26/21 12:23:07 AM
#286:


Starting off the night with my 3rd favourite beer of all time.

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Pandamonic
09/26/21 12:24:38 AM
#287:


Pandamonic posted...
Oh damn it's a party!

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/26/21 12:26:01 AM
#288:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Starting off the night with my 3rd favourite beer of all time.

You could mention it!

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Smackems
09/26/21 12:46:12 AM
#289:


Fie has had a fucking BALL down here with the kids and the 6 other dogs. She went up these stairs over and over because she's never seen stairs like that lol

I guess it was worth her being carsick and puking in the car lol

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JimCarrysToe
09/26/21 12:49:40 AM
#290:


Smackems posted...
Fie has had a fucking BALL down here with the kids and the 6 other dogs. She went up these stairs over and over because she's never seen stairs like that lol

I guess it was worth her being carsick and puking in the car lol
Hey....

Heard ya got some raccooooons.....

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/26/21 12:50:45 AM
#291:


Jim decided to donate her liver to me. She doesn't even drink so I can start all over again.

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Smackems
09/26/21 12:52:30 AM
#292:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Hey....

Heard ya got some raccoons....


Pic is a few weeks old. They don't come out much in the day now that they've grown some

I'm at my sister's tonight and there ain't any raccoons. They got their property fenced in for their pups n shit

Lmao I had to shorten your raccoons word because gamefaqs wouldn't let me post this otherwise. Stupid ass site


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JimCarrysToe
09/26/21 12:57:25 AM
#293:


Smackems posted...


Pic is a few weeks old. They don't come out much in the day now that they've grown some

I'm at my sister's tonight and there ain't any raccoons. They got their property fenced in for their pups n shit

Lmao I had to shorten your raccoons word because gamefaqs wouldn't let me post this otherwise. Stupid ass site
Omfg lol, why am i allowed to say raccooooons but not you?

Also thx, im def not gonna borrow those fuzzy guys when i die and battle jesus....

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Smackems
09/26/21 12:58:27 AM
#294:


You're gonna need all 5 to take on Jesus. It's a dps challenge and even if you're skilled, 4 raccoons won't cut it

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/26/21 1:04:00 AM
#295:


JimCarrysToe posted...

Also thx, im def not gonna borrow those fuzzy guys when i die and battle jesus....

You're not battling any supreme being without giving me your liver first. It's basically on paper now.


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Smackems
09/26/21 1:08:03 AM
#296:



You can have my second liver Johnny. Come on, you can trust me. Does it look like I would lie?

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/26/21 1:09:13 AM
#297:


I'll roll the dice on mine.

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MabusIncarnate
09/26/21 1:10:24 AM
#298:


Mine is in a biohazard waste dump somewhere, if you find it you can have her, bud.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/26/21 1:10:59 AM
#299:


Uh oh im so dead.....

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Smackems
09/26/21 1:11:05 AM
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We should bread Mabus's old one and fry it up

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