Current Events > Drinking topic 81: Refuckulating the Carnipers

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brick doggo is best doggo

I'm too fuckered up lol heeeelp

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I tried to make the topic but I failed.

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All good

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Except I knocked over one of my fucking beers. Fuck!

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@IfGodCouldDie
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Woozul posted...

meep

meep meep

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btw calypso, your tits are fine as they are.

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@Woozul

I can't remember now. I think somebody else suggested ferret fencing and I just three Walter in the ring. Thats what I'm going with anyways.

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I don't do the crate challenge. I did that when I blacked out and fell on my face.

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Carnipers refuckulated there uhh Mabus.

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Calipers....What the fuck are those?

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Woozul posted...

Noodle chases Bailey and deeply, irrevocably triggers her

Morticia and Persephone like sleeping in bailey's space and love gobbling up cat food

Salem is too big to easily escape.

I really need another cat or some kinda buddy for Walter for when I'm gone.

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Holy fuck Walter just got his dew claw hooked through and under the top part of my ear. Jesus that was unpleasant.

He hates it when he's all poofed up and zooming and you try to kiss his nose. But he stills purrs and it's funny to kiss his nose.

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Woozul posted...

Everyone is terrifying to talk to

I agree with this.

I genuinely felt way less anxiety before bjj competitions or karate back in the day than I ever have/still do about talking to people sometimes.

Sometimes just making a phone call is literally far harder than going into a fight. I dont think people get social anxiety.

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Thats a pretty weak epiphany but yeah anyways.

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People aren't terrifying to talk to. You just have to read them. How they're gonna be, who their gonna be that night....or whenever. I play off of people and always adapt until they're just flat out fucked.

My fiancee??? Don't think i'll ever figure that one out... or have to.

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This has nothing to do with anything but I started watching i know what you did last summer and in retrospect wtf was Ryan phillipes casting in that movie?

It was like the role was meant for some 6'3" 230lb dude but then they just went "oh yeah this skinny wussy who looks tiny ven next to Freddie prinze is perfect "

I saw that in theaters and hs me never thought about it but wtf. I'm pretty sure even 65 year old me could kick 1998 Ryan phillipes ass.

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Wouldn't it have just been easier to remove the doorbell???

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

People aren't terrifying to talk to. You just have to read them. How they're gonna be, who their gonna be that night....or whenever. I play off of people and always adapt until they're just flat out fucked.

My fiancee??? Don't think i'll ever figure that one out... or have to.

Nah I can read people pretty well. Its just an anxiety thing. I've been in situations that were really fucked up and I never felt the same level of discomfort I have sometimes when I know I have like a meeting or something where I have to interact with people. I've done public speaking in front of 15k people and that didn't mess me up as much as knowing I have to phone someone or meet someone.

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I forgot to tag this fucker

Showed my chirrens the new Kirby and Pokemon trailers. They are excite

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@matteus70 @DespondentDeity I think that covers all of em

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I typed out a couple versions of this post but they all sounded fuckin stupid.

Long story short I've had to call back a librarian or something about an overdue book and that is way harder than 90% of things.

Anything that just happens spontaneously I'm great with. Anything that I have to think about for a while just fucks me hard.

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Yeah thinking sucks ass

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Smackems posted...

Yeah thinking sucks ass

I dont understand why our own brain cam be our worst enemy. The older you get the less spontaneous opportunities you have too so imma have to get over that asap.

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tim steinfort is so underrated. I love his music.

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Damn these kids go to bed early

Wtf is my insomnia riddled ass supposed to do

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Anything that just happens spontaneously I'm great with. Anything that I have to think about for a while just fucks me hard.

That's why my posts on here suck ass, I think too much on them, how I'm gonna formulate whatever stupidity I want to convey. And 90% of the time I'm not sure if I'm even using the right words, English not being my first language, and so I tend to overthink the simple stuff. It's better when I just blurt stuff out.

Also I'm just a terrible poster in general, language notwithstanding :D

see, I don't know if I used notwithstanding correctly there? Fuck it, y'all get it.

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Smackems posted...

Damn these kids go to bed early

Wtf is my insomnia riddled ass supposed to do

6 fucking AM over here and I'm starting The Exorcist.

I'm hardcore.

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Pandamonic posted...

That's why my posts on here suck ass, I think too much on them, how I'm gonna formulate whatever stupidity I want to convey. And 90% of the time I'm not sure if I'm even using the right words, English not being my first language, and so I tend to overthink the simple stuff. It's better when I just blurt stuff out.

Also I'm just a terrible poster in general, language notwithstanding :D

see, I don't know if I used notwithstanding correctly there? Fuck it, y'all get it.

Nah dude your posts are easily top tier gfaqs posts. But I totally get what you mean.

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Smackems posted...

Damn these kids go to bed early

Wtf is my insomnia riddled ass supposed to do

Listen to a fuckton of tim steinfort. Listen to the pennywise cover he did.

https://youtu.be/cudL-_IhX5w


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Holy fuck sometimes you get too drunk and then the wireless keyboard is a detriment. I can't see what I'm typing and also I can't type.

I did it. I typed tim steinfort brohymn on my computer. Hecks yeah. Typing on my phone is so much easier drunk.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Nah dude your posts are easily top tier gfaqs posts. But I totally get what you mean.

Thanks dude :D your posts as well, especially your pics lol

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Pandamonic posted...

6 fucking AM over here and I'm starting The Exorcist.

I'm hardcore.

Such a great movie. As for your English, I actually thought you were born in America

Damn drunk Canuck really dives into the psychology of drunkenness lol. You should write a scientific paper about it. With Walter of course

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Yeah I didn't realize English was your second language either.

Pandamonic posted...

Thanks dude :D your posts as well, especially your pics lol

Thanks. That's mostly my cats credit tbf. Lol.


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Smackems posted...

Such a great movie. As for your English, I actually thought you were born in America

Never seen it, only some bits and pieces. 'The power of Christ compels you' and 'Your mother sucks cocks in hell'. The classic stuff.
It was long overdue.

And that's awesome that you thought I was American :D I guess watching tv shows and movies from an early age wasn't all bad for my education.

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Smackems posted...

Such a great movie. As for your English, I actually thought you were born in America

Damn drunk Canuck really dives into the psychology of drunkenness lol. You should write a scientific paper about it. With Walter of course

I was drinkinking a lot a couple years ago. I mean I still sorta do but less... anyways drunk me had a youtube project I never uploaded, but When Walter first got used to a leash and got old enough to go on long walks i took him way out down a trail by the lake and he found this little rock hut that was big enough I could walk a few steps in it but I had to be crouched over really bad. It had all these weird symbols and you'd occasionally get there and thered be sage and little bones and other shit someone had burnt. And there were all these spray painted symbols like a pentagram and whatever zodiac stuff.

Drunk me filmed like hours of me and him fucking around down there and i even set up a second phone for alternate angles and did some acting and made a whole story out of it.

I never backed it up and that phone is fucked but I almost wish I uploaded that ridiculous shit just so I still had access 5o it.

Also in amongst the satanic shit there is a Waylon Jennings logo spray painted and to me that was the funniest thing.

That phone broke and now I wish so bad I had put it on youtube just so I'd still have it l. Itd be such bad drunk fuckery stupid shit


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CanuckCowboy posted...

Yeah I didn't realize English was your second language either.

It's way better than my French and German, which are supposed to be my official 2nd and 3rd languages. Growing up watching certain stuff and just hearing a language teaches you so much more than learning some language in school.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Thanks. That's mostly my cats credit tbf. Lol.

You're in the line of fire though. You're like the journalist in a war zone. Shit's going down all around you yet you keep your mind on the job, for us, the people.
You deserve some credit man.

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Pandamonic posted...

And 90% of the time I'm not sure if I'm even using the right words, English not being my first language, and so I tend to overthink the simple stuff.

That's just the way English is. It's four or five languages all smashed together, while constantly stealing parts of even more languages as it goes on.

Pandamonic posted...

It's way better than my French and German, which are supposed to be my official 2nd and 3rd languages. Growing up watching certain stuff and just hearing a language teaches you so much more than learning some language in school.

You're in the line of fire though. You're like the journalist in a war zone. Shit's going down all around you yet you keep your mind on the job, for us, the people.
You deserve some credit man.

I admire anyone who can speak multiple languages. I can get by in French but im the furthest thing from fluent.

Something like "je parley vous francais tre mal, lentement si vous plait " would probably be half of my vocabulary trying to get by if I was in France or Quebec outside Montreal.

I write French even worse than I speak it.

I feel like that's so wrong. But its gotta be something close to "I speak French very badly, slow down please."

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