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Pandamonic
09/27/21 8:35:17 PM
#452:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Beerwaffles you say?
The stuff of legends. Some monk in some abbey in some shithole reportedly has the recipe. Supposedly it's the same location as the holy grail, and the fountain of youth apparently is there as well. Many have searched for the coveted recipe, but only found some stupid cups and some shitty water but NO FUCKING BEERWAFFLES!

CanuckCowboy posted...
Walter might be the smartest dumb cat i know. He's not really dumb but he can be... but I decided to give the old laser pointer another try and he didn't give a fuck. He looked at the dot, looked at me, and proceeded to try and attack the pointer in my hand. I had to keep turning off the dot to not get his eyes.
Walter's learning... Time's up Canuck, get out while you can!

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Metallic Slug13
09/27/21 8:57:16 PM
#453:


Canuck is in trouble once Walter figures out glass doors.

I think the deer in my neighborhood are starting to understand that glass windows protect them. One just walked right past my window while I was sitting beside it. Stared at each other for a bit and it moved on, it didn't seem too concerned. Or maybe it just thinks I'm a lazy fuck and pose no threat

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CanuckCowboy
09/27/21 9:09:06 PM
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We get a lot of deer coming into cities around the valley. I think they actually know you can't shoot them there. They sure seem to know it.

Weird thing is they come into the tiny town I live in way less than surrounding cities with 30 times the population.

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Smackems
09/27/21 9:15:43 PM
#455:


Can the week just be over already

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/27/21 9:17:00 PM
#456:


Fuck man it just started.... Today took longer to finish up with than all of last week for me.

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Smackems
09/27/21 9:17:40 PM
#457:


I'm dragging ass dude

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/27/21 9:18:58 PM
#458:


Not on the carpet!!!

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Questionmarktarius
09/27/21 9:20:12 PM
#459:


Pandamonic posted...
The stuff of legends.
Flour, egg, baking powder, guinness, blackstrap
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Pandamonic
09/27/21 9:29:49 PM
#460:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Flour, egg, baking powder, guinness, blackstrap
Now to figure out how to make bacon edibles...

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CanuckCowboy
09/27/21 9:41:55 PM
#461:


https://greenrushdaily.com/guides/recipes/weed-bacon-best-edible-ever/

https://www.cannadish.net/this-is-how-you-make-cannabis-infused-bacon-fat/

Intimidating Walter pic for mod safety.


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Pandamonic
09/27/21 9:49:20 PM
#462:


Why the FUCK am I on this site when I could be spending my time eating beerwaffles and weed bacon???

Also, this one's for Walter

https://youtu.be/c2I4w4cvIMc

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Smackems
09/27/21 9:50:35 PM
#463:


CanuckCowboy posted...
https://greenrushdaily.com/guides/recipes/weed-bacon-best-edible-ever/

https://www.cannadish.net/this-is-how-you-make-cannabis-infused-bacon-fat/

Intimidating Walter pic for mod safety.
Great pic. Send me a tuft of Walter fuzz

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Smackems
09/27/21 10:01:46 PM
#464:


Great, Galahad did a giant poo

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CanuckCowboy
09/27/21 10:12:05 PM
#465:


Pandamonic posted...
Why the FUCK am I on this site when I could be spending my time eating beerwaffles and weed bacon???

Also, this one's for Walter

https://youtu.be/c2I4w4cvIMc

Lmao i can't say I've heard that before.

Smackems posted...
Great pic. Send me a tuft of Walter fuzz

Thanks. Gimme a week and I can get ya a half ounce of prime Walter fur. For a really sleek short haired cat he sheds like you wouldn't believe.

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CanuckCowboy
09/27/21 10:13:00 PM
#466:


Smackems posted...
Great, Galahad did a giant poo

Where poo?


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Smackems
09/27/21 10:18:21 PM
#467:


CanuckCowboy posted...


Where poo?
The litter box. Little furry bastard poops turds the same size as mine

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Pandamonic
09/27/21 10:21:38 PM
#468:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Lmao i can't say I've heard that before.
Going through my dad's 80's collection yielded... results.

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Smackems
09/27/21 10:28:34 PM
#469:


The 80s were a special time. I feel like culturally we peaked in the 80s

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MI4 REAL
09/27/21 10:29:20 PM
#470:


Smackems posted...
The 80s were a special time. I feel like culturally we peaked in the 80s


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CanuckCowboy
09/27/21 10:30:41 PM
#471:


Smackems posted...
The litter box. Little furry bastard poops turds the same size as mine

Oh that's not so bad then. Walter takes some giant smelly dumps himself. Lol.

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Smackems
09/27/21 10:40:15 PM
#472:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Oh that's not so bad then. Walter takes some giant smelly dumps himself. Lol.
Does he miss the box

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MabusIncarnate
09/27/21 10:44:07 PM
#474:


Woozul posted...
i fell in a hole today and now i'm having back spasms fml
Any advice for sciatic nerve pain? Screwed my back up trying to haul 3 bags of chicken feed on my shoulder and this hasn't let up in weeks. Putting shoes on half the time now is unbearable.

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Smackems
09/27/21 10:53:19 PM
#476:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Any advice for sciatic nerve pain? Screwed my back up trying to haul 3 bags of chicken feed on my shoulder and this hasn't let up in weeks. Putting shoes on half the time now is unbearable.
There are stretches you can do but that's more for muscle pain I guess. Dunno if it actually would help sciatic pain

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MI4 REAL
09/27/21 10:53:49 PM
#477:


Woozul posted...
In the same boat with shoes. I can't even get dressed for work without help sometimes.

I really don't have any good fixes, but ice does wonders for some people with that kind of pain. It's uncomfortable, but can reduce swelling.

If it doesn't go away on its own, definitely make an appointment. Might need a block.

What the hell is wrong?

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/27/21 10:56:40 PM
#479:


How did you fall into a hole???

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Smackems
09/27/21 11:11:59 PM
#481:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
How did you fall into a hole???
Sometimes damn holes will just up and jump out at you. You know how it is, shit happens

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WaterLink
09/27/21 11:16:45 PM
#482:


Wait when did Jim get back?
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/27/21 11:19:52 PM
#483:


Smackems posted...
Sometimes damn holes will just up and jump out at you. You know how it is, shit happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGTvVcT5foI

WaterLink posted...
Wait when did Jim get back?

The other night out of nowhere she just appeared like a hole in the ground

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Smackems
09/27/21 11:20:52 PM
#484:


Lmao

Crackheads are funny

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Smackems
09/27/21 11:21:32 PM
#485:


Johnny I'm bout to get me a dip. This one goes out to you and your hole summoning powers, bud

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Smackems
09/28/21 12:08:56 AM
#486:


This cig goes out to you Mabus

That brownie went out to you Canuck

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Smackems
09/28/21 12:30:10 AM
#487:


Sry 4th post in a row but..



Here's my Galahad with my grandma

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Pandamonic
09/28/21 12:30:25 AM
#488:


https://voca.ro/1ivBbTEepLFd

This one goes out to all y'all.

It's Johnny's fault for making me aware of vocaroo.

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Smackems
09/28/21 12:32:16 AM
#489:


Pandamonic posted...
https://voca.ro/1ivBbTEepLFd

This one goes out to all y'all.

It's Johnny's fault for making me aware of vocaroo.
Damn almost no Belgian accent at all there

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Pandamonic
09/28/21 1:10:53 AM
#490:


Smackems posted...
Damn almost no Belgian accent at all there
Growing up I watched a lot of Canadian stuff, it must have rubbed off on me.

https://youtu.be/NmIExb9yTt8

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Smackems
09/28/21 1:12:40 AM
#491:


Pandamonic posted...
Growing up I watched a lot of Canadian stuff, it must have rubbed off on me.

https://youtu.be/NmIExb9yTt8
Ok I giggled a bit at that one

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/28/21 1:13:24 AM
#492:


I love that "Jesus Christ! Phil exploded!"

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IfGodCouldDie
09/28/21 1:24:58 AM
#493:


Woozul posted...
i fell in a hole today and now i'm having back spasms fml
Fuck, that sucks

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Pandamonic
09/28/21 5:16:03 PM
#494:


I just saw Raw Deal, a movie with Arnie, Robert Davi and the guy that played Sosa in Scarface. It's so 80s, it's great. Not quite as awesome as other 80s Arnie movies, but still pretty entertaining. He plays a sherrif that goes undercover in the mob. Of course he does. Apparently it was released between Commando and Predator so that's pretty much the best Arnie period.

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MI4 REAL
09/28/21 5:18:16 PM
#495:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Fuck, that sucks

Agreed. Back problems suck. Big time.

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MabusIncarnate
09/28/21 5:18:18 PM
#496:


Pandamonic posted...
I just saw Raw Deal, a movie with Arnie, Robert Davi and the guy that played Sosa in Scarface. It's so 80s, it's great. Not quite as awesome as other 80s Arnie movies, but still pretty entertaining. He plays a sherrif that goes undercover in the mob. Of course he does. Apparently it was released between Commando and Predator so that's pretty much the best Arnie period.
Point Break with Keanu I can't recommend more.. classic

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MI4 REAL
09/28/21 5:19:26 PM
#497:


I'm sober right now. Usually don't come here dry.

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Pandamonic
09/28/21 5:20:16 PM
#498:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Point Break with Keanu I can't recommend more.. classic
That one's been on my list for so long, I really should watch it

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MI4 REAL
09/28/21 5:20:33 PM
#499:


Start the next topic bois.

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MI4 REAL
09/28/21 5:20:41 PM
#500:


Mine?

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