Poll of the Day > Hot take: more than four legs = not an animal

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MrMelodramatic
09/03/21 2:09:20 PM
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Insects. Spiders. Scorpions. Centipedes. Squids. Starfish.

not animals. Too many legs

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Far-Queue
09/03/21 2:12:06 PM
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Arthropods are animals...

Wait so are mollusks so that's half your list

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Lokarin
09/03/21 2:14:16 PM
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It's an animal if it has a dedicated internal digestive system or whatever

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MrMelodramatic
09/03/21 2:24:59 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Arthropods are animals...

Wait so are mollusks so that's half your list
Too many legs

Lokarin posted...
It's an animal if it has a dedicated internal digestive system or whatever
Thats the second criteria. Must have four or less legs, must have an internal digestive system, must have eyes.

gtfo worms and plankton

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adjl
09/03/21 2:28:55 PM
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What if I told you that your toes are actually miniature legs?

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Ogurisama
09/03/21 2:31:22 PM
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Cruddy_horse
09/03/21 3:05:15 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal?wprov=sfla1

According to Biological Kingdoms youre wrong

This, it's something that is factual.
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MrMelodramatic
09/03/21 3:12:27 PM
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Um 1 this is about hot takes not facts feelings dont care your facts and 2 I got a biology minor in college I think Im qualified to reclassify what is and is not an animal

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Muscles
09/03/21 3:15:32 PM
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Pfft "animals" are just an illusion made up by shadow governments

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Clench281
09/03/21 3:16:27 PM
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Pfft You can't even trust a biology major on topics related to biology

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Zeus
09/03/21 3:36:32 PM
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But are you also going to make wild accusations about their politics?

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SKARDAVNELNATE
09/03/21 5:43:46 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Squids. Starfish.
These don't have legs though.

MrMelodramatic posted...
not animals.
Mineral, plant, bacterium, or fungi are each known for not having legs at all. Wouldn't they be more animal the greater number of legs they have?

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Krazy_Kirby
09/03/21 6:36:02 PM
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some animals can be born with more than 4
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wolfy42
09/03/21 8:51:38 PM
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4 legs good, two legs bad.

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MrMelodramatic
09/04/21 9:22:19 AM
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Muscles posted...
Pfft "animals" are just an illusion made up by shadow governments
Animals are like plants but with a few (0-5) legs and made of meat. You saying the government gives plants meat bodies?

Clench281 posted...
Pfft You can't even trust a biology major on topics related to biology
Good thing Im a bio minor ya ding-dong

Zeus posted...
But are you also going to make wild accusations about their politics?
Yes. Everything with more than four legs would vote to end womens suffrage and to give tax breaks to everyone who is white.

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
These don't have legs though.

Mineral, plant, bacterium, or fungi are each known for not having legs at all. Wouldn't they be more animal the greater number of legs they have?
Close enough tbh.

No, the lower bound of legs for animals is 0. If you have -1 legs or fewer, you are not an animal. More than five legs makes you not an animal, but that doesnt mean everything with 0-4 legs is an animal. Also minerals arent alive so they cant be animals.

Krazy_Kirby posted...
some animals can be born with more than 4
Press X for doubt.
thats like saying some horses can be born with wings and a horn on their head. Theyre not horses!

wolfy42 posted...
4 legs good, two legs bad.
theres no good or bad here, just science

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Muscles
09/04/21 3:20:24 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Animals are like plants but with a few (0-5) legs and made of meat. You saying the government gives plants meat bodies?
Plants are an illusion too, all of life is an illusion made up by the NWO

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MrMelodramatic
09/04/21 6:42:54 PM
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What does the Norld Wealth Organization have to do with this

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wolfy42
09/04/21 7:29:54 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
theres no good or bad here, just science

Tis from Animal Farm, and yes, two legs was bad, very bad.

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SKARDAVNELNATE
09/06/21 9:51:08 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
What does the Norld Wealth Organization have to do with this
I think he meant the wrestling show.

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Revelation34
09/06/21 10:59:33 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Insects. Spiders. Scorpions. Centipedes. Squids. Starfish.

not animals. Too many legs


Is a human centipede an animal?

wolfy42 posted...


Tis from Animal Farm, and yes, two legs was bad, very bad.


In Animal Farm then that would be the complete opposite considering what they became.
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