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Firewood18 07/02/21 10:25:08 PM #1: |
1- They drink the liquid from cans of tuna.
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DirtBasedSoap 07/02/21 10:26:35 PM #2: |
2.they dont post on PotD
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DirtBasedSoap 07/02/21 10:27:04 PM #3: |
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Sarcasthma 07/02/21 10:27:19 PM #4: |
4 - They don't proofread their topics.
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DirtBasedSoap 07/02/21 10:27:35 PM #5: |
5 they didnt recently have chin reduction surgery
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Mead 07/02/21 10:32:36 PM #6: |
6 they become disfigured and you just cant
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LinkPizza 07/02/21 10:33:21 PM #7: |
7 - They dont like cheese, pizza, or macaroni and cheese
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LinkPizza 07/02/21 10:34:09 PM #8: |
8 - They dont like animals
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Mead 07/02/21 10:35:29 PM #9: |
9 large pieces of their skin are just sloughing off of them
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Far-Queue 07/02/21 10:36:49 PM #10: |
10 - they wipe their ass on the pillowcases
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Mead 07/02/21 10:38:11 PM #11: |
11 they think the purge is actually a great idea for a movie
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Zareth 07/02/21 10:50:17 PM #12: |
12 they say "oh my god that's so funny" instead of actually laughing at things
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Far-Queue 07/02/21 11:00:02 PM #13: |
13 - they chew your toenails while you're sleeping
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JOExHIGASHI 07/02/21 11:01:39 PM #14: |
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They skip numbers --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 07/02/21 11:04:05 PM #15: |
15b- Their lazy eye is worse than yours.
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wolfy42 07/02/21 11:05:04 PM #16: |
14 They are actually an alien that feeds on your energy slowly draining you of life till you are a dry and dead husk.
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BUMPED2002 07/02/21 11:21:02 PM #17: |
Cheating!
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Far-Queue 07/02/21 11:26:41 PM #18: |
Bleating!
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Mead 07/02/21 11:28:50 PM #19: |
A threat to our Lord
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JigsawTDC 07/02/21 11:33:14 PM #20: |
they dont actually love you and love someone else
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Far-Queue 07/02/21 11:36:29 PM #21: |
14 again - if they nitpick the logic and science in a movie where a godlike being flies around shooting lasers from his eyes in a cape and red and blue spandex "Superman can't catch a falling plane! The fuselage is too brittle and the force from his superpowered hands trying to catch an object that heavy at that velocity... his hands would literally go straight through the skin of the plane and it would probably fold around him, tear open, sending countless victims spiraling from the mid-air wreckage to their doom!"
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Zeus 07/03/21 2:57:50 AM #22: |
15c If they talk during movies where you're invested in the plot.
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Mead 07/03/21 3:01:01 AM #23: |
15 she prefers pepsi
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Arishok 07/03/21 3:52:01 AM #24: |
16 she cries out her fathers name during sex.
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SilentSeph 07/03/21 8:23:00 AM #25: |
17 they pour milk before cereal
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Krazy_Kirby 07/03/21 8:24:35 AM #26: |
they think a break means you are still dating
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Mensis 07/03/21 9:02:58 AM #27: |
Elbows too pointy
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Far-Queue 07/03/21 9:28:43 AM #28: |
14 - eyebrows are not quite on fleek
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Arishok 07/03/21 10:06:53 AM #29: |
How many 14s are there?!
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DistantMemory 07/03/21 10:24:11 AM #30: |
14 - Something's weird about the way they lick their envelopes.
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HornedLion 07/03/21 10:26:25 AM #31: |
18 - They fucked Christopher Meloni
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MrMelodramatic 07/03/21 10:32:21 AM #32: |
18.2 - no boobies no booties only cooties
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Mead 07/03/21 11:16:39 AM #33: |
19 they own a squat toilet
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Firewood18 07/03/21 11:25:15 AM #34: |
20- They eat crackers in bed.
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Arishok 07/03/21 11:38:03 AM #35: |
21 they think the earth is flat.
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__starsnostars 07/03/21 12:25:20 PM #36: |
19 They are repulsed by pineapples on pizza
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Far-Queue 07/03/21 12:49:19 PM #37: |
g. They don't tip
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wolfy42 07/03/21 1:32:32 PM #38: |
66/3: They like Zoolander 2 better then the first one.
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Mead 07/03/21 1:35:26 PM #39: |
22 they attend a megachurch
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Arishok 07/03/21 2:11:23 PM #40: |
33/3 they think log is an ice cream flavour.
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Ogurisama 07/03/21 2:13:46 PM #41: |
34 - They are Porn
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Firewood18 07/03/21 2:19:37 PM #42: |
33- They dont share their fries.
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Far-Queue 07/03/21 2:24:25 PM #43: |
22 - they don't share their flies
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Mead 07/03/21 2:35:00 PM #44: |
23 they tried to detonate a nuclear device over the yellowstone caldera in a failed attempt to trigger a volcanic super eruption
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wolfy42 07/03/21 2:49:56 PM #45: |
42 They are actually a female clone of yourself, but have a gender disparity because of this and want to go through a sex change process.
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EDF-5 07/03/21 2:57:46 PM #46: |
48 the comedy of tyler perry is funny to them
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LinkPizza 07/03/21 3:04:47 PM #47: |
1000000 - Hamburgers
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Criminalt 07/03/21 4:34:45 PM #48: |
Arishok posted...
16 she cries out her fathers name during sex.50 She cries out your father's name during sex. --- Dead silence rising ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 07/03/21 4:49:49 PM #49: |
Criminalt posted...
50 She cries out your father's name during sex.my dad and I have the same name --- hoes mad ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Criminalt 07/03/21 4:56:22 PM #50: |
DirtBasedSoap posted...
my dad and I have the same name51 When she cries out your father's name during sex, including his middle names and social security number. --- Dead silence rising ... Copied to Clipboard!
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