Current Events > DrizztLink plays Mass Effect Legendary Edition: Weird Goth FemShep fucks Garrus.

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Fuck Udina. All my homies hate Udina.

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Fuck you, Kai Lang.

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Fuck Kai Leng. All my homies hate Kai Leng.

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Your homies have taste.

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Oh Conrad, you idio-

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o.o

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Also, as much as I love the Crusader and Hurricane, they're heavy as fuck.

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Traynor, showering in your lingerie is why I'm turning you down.

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Trying out the N7 Defender now.

Most of my money is going to the new weapons I haven't gotten to try out.

As such, I don't have a Paladin or Wraith or any of my usuals.

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I am so very tempted.

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DrizztLink posted...

I don't have a Paladin

I used to have a 'for fun' build with the Engineer in MP that used a Rocket specced Combat Drone along with the Paladin. Basically the rockets and Incinerate blasts were there to stack staggers on enemies, allowing an offhost Paladin headshot to finish the target.

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Fuckface, if you don't pull that hand back I am going to take it away from you.

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Weird little glitch.

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Is that an Eagle? Weird little pseudo-SMG. Seems to have a decent ammo pool at least.

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I'm giving it a shot since I've never used any of the N7 weapons.

It's... Fine?

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I remember the Eagle being decent normally but really really good if you have Marksman from Ashley.

And it was gnarly on the N7 Destroyer Soldier class in multi.

I had a Paladin that was my go to pistol in multi.

I don't remember the name, but it was the class that pulled a shield out for melee.

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DrizztLink posted...

I had a Paladin that was my go to pistol in multi.

I don't remember the name, but it was the class that pulled a shield out for melee.

That was the N7 Paladin Engineer, so you put a Paladin on your Paladin.

I also named him Keldorn, so he was a Paladin named after a Paladin with a Paladin.

Explains why I couldn't remember his class, I kept thinking it was redundant.

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Swapped my Eagle for a Phalanx, I love this gun.

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I only ever make this shit if I'm playing an Infiltrator or Soldier.

Though this is in my head every time I do it as the only REAL Shepard:



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I too only hit the shot with an Infiltrator.

Everyone else I buy that Garrus might think you missed and he's the better shot.

Infiltrator Shep there's no way Garrus buys it.

I forgot how fun the Armax Arena is.

Gunning for that 9999 score to get the Cerberus Nightmare Armor before I move on to Omega and then the Quarian/Geth stuff. First time I've done the Citadel DLC story so early, still super fun fighting the last boss of it as an Infiltrator on Insanity. Brooks and CloneShep both being able to cloak is terrifying.

I've done it as Engineer and MANGUARD.

MANGUARD was easier, but Engineer was on Insanity.

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Lovely, I hadn't gotten to punch a Quarian yet.

I'm making my way through the entire list.

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Figure I'm going to finish up the Quarian/Geth stuff and then do Omega.

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First his mom does on the Alarei, now Dad is bleeding out on the homeworld.

Jona is not having a very good year.

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I can't help but wonder why this bigass turret on my shuttle has only just now appeared.

Along with the shuttle itself having guns?

These would have been very handy in other places.

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This is always a bit of a pain.

But worth it.

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Whoa there Hackett, there's no call for that

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DrizztLink posted...

Whoa there Hackett, there's no call for that

Imagine how their sex must be. "Hackett in, Hackett out. Hackett in, Hackett out. Hackett in, Hackett out."


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Whenever he hangs up, I mutter "Hack what out?" and giggle like an idiot.

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ayyy

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You'd best fucking believe this is top priority.

Elcor are an entire species of best boys

If I had an Elcor squaddie I'd take them everywhere.

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Ride into battle on the back of an elcor squadmate

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As far as I'm concerned, there is no second option in this.

Gabby and Ken 5ever

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This little bit always gets me.

Elcor translators have to clearly state emotional context because of how subtle their nuance is.

Except this one time.

His anguish is that plain.

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I just downloaded it. I'll probably start playing it this weekend (next Friday).

With the romance options, are you stuck having one person as a girlfriend/boyfriend, or can you screw around with everyone interested in your gender? Will they dump you or get pissed at you like in the Dragon Age games? I like to play my RPGs as a man whore if possible without fucking up my relationships and reputation.

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One per game, more or less.

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I should get started on Omega.

I like having Lash as a bonus power if I'm not using Energy Drain, it's great for detonations.

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Are you going to play Andromeda after you're finished with this one?

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jumi posted...

Are you going to play Andromeda after you're finished with this one?

He should totally do a play-through of Dark Alliance next...

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jumi posted...

Are you going to play Andromeda after you're finished with this one?

He should! It's not as bad as the internet makes it out to be, TBQH. It honestly reminded me a lot of ME1 in terms of jank and lack of polish and I'll always wonder about that alternate timeline where it got a polished sequel on the level of ME2.

I'm gonna replay it after ME3 to plat the whole series.

I'll play Andromeda at some point, but...

indica posted...

He should totally do a play-through of Dark Alliance next...

That is what is happening.

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What class did you choose in this?

I want to go soldier but most of the cheevos require biotics.

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I don't understand why anyone would want to play generic-ass soldier
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Adrenaline Rush is a pretty cool skill in 2/3

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jumi posted...

What class did you choose in this?

I want to go soldier but most of the cheevos require biotics.

Biotics are pretty broken in ME1, adepts are beastly.

Honestly though your class choice matters way more in ME2/3 where each class gets a unique signature power.

jumi posted...

What class did you choose in this?

I want to go soldier but most of the cheevos require biotics.

The cheevos in 1 can be done with squaddies using the power.

So do yourself a favor and spam Kaiden's Neural Shock, get that out of the way fast.

I'm a Vanguard but I have excellent taste so your mileage may vary.

@jumi
Murphiroth posted...

Honestly though your class choice matters way more in ME2/3 where each class gets a unique signature power.

2 suffers on higher difficulties with everyone having two health bars but they fixed that in 3.

Honestly every class is perfectly viable in 3, except Sentinel who is docked points for being boring.

It's like you wanted to be MANGUARD but you went to community college.

Anyway.

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Quite possibly the FIRST lady Turian we've seen.

I've specced everyone for ludicrous detonations.

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UnholyMudcrab posted...

I don't understand why anyone would want to play generic-ass soldier

Heavy damage, heavy armor. Walking Death.

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IIRC the player meta-data screenshots released by Bioware showed that Soldier(Manshep) was the most played class.

For the female Turian, late in ME3's support cycle Bioware implemented one for the MP. She had poison gauntlets and was a hybrid character of sorts. Sadly they dropped support before her release glitches could be fixed.

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DuneMan posted...

IIRC the player meta-data screenshots released by Bioware showed that Soldier(Manshep) was the most played class.

The defaults are always the most common. Most people don't bother ever switching off of them.

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