Current Events > DrizztLink plays Mass Effect Legendary Edition: Weird Goth FemShep fucks Garrus.

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You did Overlord after Suicide Mission? But that makes no narrative sense!

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Admittedly, but I wanted to bring Legion.

It added exactly two lines, with Fuckface expressing concern and Shep telling him he's unhackable.

I do believe all that's left is Arrival.

That's gonna be unpleasant.

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Supposedly if you beat Saren again it'll pop up but man I really don't wanna.

Edit: Much like I didn't wanna do Arrival again lol

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You know how to make Arrival pleasant? Don't play it.

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Unknown5uspect posted...

Supposedly if you beat Saren again it'll pop up but man I really don't wanna.

Edit: Much like I didn't wanna do Arrival again lol

Oh, I got the one for 1.

Do you mean I need to do this for 2?

DeadBankerDream posted...

You know how to make Arrival pleasant? Don't play it.

I'm no punk bitch

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Punk bitches are people who play bad content just because it exists.

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DrizztLink posted...

Do you mean I need to do this for 2?

Yes. That's what forums are saying. Not an uncommon problem apparently.

Paramour is the same way. I got Paramour 1 & 2 for watching the romance scene in ME1 twice.

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Arrival on Insanity as an Adept was not a great experience
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I don't remember it being near as bad as the collector missions or the archangel recruitment.

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Unknown5uspect posted...

Yes. That's what forums are saying. Not an uncommon problem apparently.

Paramour is the same way. I got Paramour 1 & 2 for watching the romance scene in ME1 twice.

Just breasted through the Saren fight again, nothing so far but still in cutscene.

I don't have an easily accessed save for the romance, unfortunately.

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DeadBankerDream posted...

archangel recruitment

Traumatic flashbacks intensify

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Ok, it worked.

Still can't do anything about the romance, though.

I have a pretty goddamn old save on 1, maybe I can sprint to Illos.

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Shit, it's before Feros.

Time to speedrun this shit, zero FUCKS given style.

This colony gonna die

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I left 5 colonists alive, no idea how.

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About 40 minutes to do Feros, and that was with a few dumbass mistakes killing me.

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Ok, I can officially confirm that the tactic works.

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Well, that's done.

https://i.imgur.com/zpBe1jl.png

Here's some Weird Goth FemShep butt that someone asked for way back when.

Off to Space North Korea to totally not kill 300,000 batarians on purpose.



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Ah, damn it.

First time I've ever failed at the gauntlet at the beginning of Project Base.

Fired off two Heavy Weapon shots at the YMIR and a huge crowd, ducked back into cover with a sliver of health left.

Shep decided to stand up.

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Hackett.

Bubula.

You sent me on a covert mission.

Me.

I'm the bastard child of Nightcrawler and The Juggernaut.

This is par for the course.

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And with this showing of just how thoroughly I overprepared for everything, 2 comes to a close.

I might start 3 up tonight, dunno.

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DrizztLink posted...

https://i.imgur.com/X1c3l4w.gifv

https://youtu.be/oApBrFAtRrc

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Oh neat, if you do Custom Appearance on an imported 2 save in 3 it keeps the old face and let's you customize it.

We're going full goth, gentlemen.

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I didn't actually change anything.

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DrizztLink posted...

We're going full goth, gentlemen.

Awww YEEEEE

DrizztLink posted...

I didn't actually change anything.

Awww but YEEEEE

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Pretty badly timed pic but I like Ashley's glow-up.

Also there seems to be a problem with my screen borders, just barely at the bottom.

Which I can't seem to fix from options, god damn it.

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Unknown5uspect posted...

Awww YEEEEE

Awww but YEEEEE

We were already at MAXIMUM GOTH OVERDRIVE

I fucked with the blush a bit but I couldn't tell differences between the shades well enough to make for optimum goth.

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I had to dig into my TV settings but I think I got it.

Seems like a basic fucking option to have in game but what do I know.

I have Shep mad-dogging the little kid in the air shaft as I type this.

Ha ha kid, if we didn't waste five minutes staring at each other like assholes you might have made it to a safer transport shuttle.

Serves you right for all those irritating fucking nightmares.

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I still think Ashley looks worse as the series progresses. Something about her face just doesn't sit right with me. Not that it matters, since I leave her to die on Virmire every time.

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She looks way bette rin ME3 than in ME1.

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Put me in the "not a fan of her makeover" camp

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Regardless of your opinion on her general look, you gotta admit the blue armor looks way better than her ME1 white and pink outfit.

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Apparently there's a patch that fixes a bunch of stuff in all three games, big notes being fixing the bug that prevents you from hitting the cap with the new leveling system in ME1 and toning down the audio of the mass relay jumps in ME1.

And then they set the credits you get for importing from ME1 to ME2 back to what they used to be, so glad I played before they fixed that!

I kind of hoped they would update her ME1 armour with the ME3 tbh.

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Murphiroth posted...

And then they set the credits you get for importing from ME1 to ME2 back to what they used to be,

Aww.

Also: god DAMN have I missed detonations.

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DrizztLink posted...

Regardless of your opinion on her general look, you gotta admit the blue armor looks way better than her ME1 white and pink outfit.

The armor is definitely a better look. The white and pink seemed out of place.

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Well, got Battletits on board.

Talking to Dr. Chocolates now.

If you can't tell I only just noticed that I can upload my screenshots directly now.

Always had to edit them down before.

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She looks like a chipmunk.

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I'm still sad we got her instead of Emily Wong, who was killed off in promotional material for 3. Heck, would even have preferred Khalisah if you had taken Paragon options with her and managed to win her around.

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It definitely should have been Wong, but we just had to give a role to whatever flash-in-the-pan game journalist that was.

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Wong did go out like a fuckin' gangster even if it was social media promotional material.

Oh god damn it I was hoping these got cut.

https://i.imgur.com/ULtOZT6.png

I HOPE IT HURTS

FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING HOODIE YOU LITTLE SHIT

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I dunno, feels like a place that Weird Goth Femshep would feel right at home

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UnholyMudcrab posted...

I dunno, feels like a place that Weird Goth Femshep would feel right at home

She's mad at moving so slow.

Plus the stupid kid is ruining the bleak ambiance with his stupid giggling.

https://i.imgur.com/lb7w8HE.png

No saying the fuck word on my ship, Vega. This is what happens.

https://i.imgur.com/rALvpQW.png

I already don't like you, Battletits.

Why the FUCK has my god damn trash compactor been replaced with a giant bed for you? You get a cot.

Also telling me how you made an elcor cry, like I'm not going to think you're a monster.

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You didn't HAVE to recruit her y'know lol

Also add me to the list of people who wish she was Emily Wong instead

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I'm a completionist.


*Raucous cheers from the studio audience*

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Thinking of getting into Mass Effect. I bought the original 3 games for 360. Never played them. Should I play those or get the new one?

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Get the new one.

Considering DLC costs it'll probably be cheaper.

On business:

I got the achievements for combos, setting people on fire, AND killing a Brute mid-charge on the Victus mission.

I love Charging a Brute right back, especially with a Fire primer set.

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DrizztLink posted...

Get the new one.

Considering DLC costs it'll probably be cheaper.

On business:

I got the achievements for combos, setting people on fire, AND killing a Brute mid-charge on the Victus mission.

I love Charging a Brute right back, especially with a Fire primer set.

Are the cheevos hard?

I plan to play on easy because I don't particular like shooters and don't have time to play hard parts dozens of times.

Also I want to save as many crew members as possible.

Also I want to fuck as many crew members as possible.

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jumi posted...

Are the cheevos hard?

There are like 3 you'll miss out on for not playing on Insanity, but other than that I've been getting every achievement for every game without really trying.

Banging is a little harder, I think you can only really manage a max of three.

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I love this guy.

Comes in with an extinguisher and sweeps it across like he's screaming "SUPPRESSING FIREEEEEEEE!"

Literally, I guess.

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