Current Events > DrizztLink plays Mass Effect Legendary Edition: Weird Goth FemShep fucks Garrus.

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I'm a goddamn ME encyclopedia, spoilers are unmarked and fair game.

As previously stated, Weird Goth FemShep is gonna fuck Garrus eventually.

Starting with Liara though.

Other important info:

Insanity

For the most part Paragon, but I'm doing an ideal run. Sometimes it's better to be ruthless.

Gonna try to do all 3.

Most importantly:

MANGUARD

https://i.imgur.com/5SGvcUN.png

Goth FemShep parts her hair along her scar because FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.

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Pics of GothShep.

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I can't remember, is Garrus romanceable in 2 or only 3?

so mad no pics in OP

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Where big booty goth in fishnet stockings?

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armandro posted...

so mad no pics in OP

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Alucard188 posted...

Pics of GothShep.

armandro posted...

so mad no pics in OP

Irony posted...

Where big booty goth in fishnet stockings?

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The OP has been edited to atone for my unforgivable sin.

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Ew that scar

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Irony posted...

Ew that scar

Because FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

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tfw no big tiddy goth FemShep gf

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Are you on PC? I'll give it a week before nude mods are available for femshep.

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You'd better have named her Enoby

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I accidentally threw a grenade in the CIC so there was a huge explosion while talking to Jenkins and Doctor Chocolates which nobody noticed.

Up that situational awareness Jenks, you'll need it over the course of your long and storied career.

https://i.imgur.com/7DoW4ky.gifv

Also typed up this whole post in conversation, starting my Shep's long-standing tradition of just absolutely dogging someone for five minutes before answering a routine question.

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I got the PS4 version for my Pro

I'm already regretting that because the fucking console is loud as shit even after cleaning the fan out and I can't here most of the game over it lol

Should've got the PC version

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I'm on Series X.

It looks better, certainly, but I think my TV is to old to really make the most of it.

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So X throws grenades and Y is healing.

THAT is going to fuck with me.

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Rude! You didn't start New Dawn!

Nah, I'm kidding, Mass Effect is great, go go.

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NoxObscuras posted...

Rude! You didn't start New Dawn!

Nah, I'm kidding, Mass Effect is great, go go.

I was tempted, I assure you.

But ME is quite probably one of my top 5 series of all time, maybe 3.

Plus that was a lot of Far Cry at once, I need a break or I'll burn myself out like 6 hours into ND.

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One of the doctors just said "Thank the Maker!"

I didn't expect the fucking Chantry to make it out this far.

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DrizztLink posted...

One of the doctors just said "Thank the Maker!"

I didn't expect the fucking Chantry to make it out this far.

The Chantry will go across the galaxy to tell mages they have no rights

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Irony posted...

The Chantry will go across the galaxy to tell mages they have no rights

Somebody find Space Anders.

https://i.imgur.com/Je858FN.png

I can't quite tell if they fixed the glitch to make Saren look less "Obvious Cyborg Traitor" in one scene.

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Got through Eden Prime pretty easily, pausing just before the Beacon to freshen up my coffee.

Ashley has the dubious honor of being the first to get herself dropped in combat.

Despite that I'm killing Kaiden anyway.

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DrizztLink posted...

Despite that I'm killing Kaiden anyway.

Stop

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lmao poor Kaiden. I remember there being a poll asking who they saved, and most people saved Ashley.

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Ashley is the fucking worst squadmate by like a million

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Irony posted...

Ashley is the fucking worst squadmate by like a million

But she gets me Marksman in 3, which alone makes her more useful than another Biotic.

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DrizztLink posted...

But she gets me Marksman in 3, which alone makes her more useful than another Biotic.

He likes pepper steak and Canadian lager

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Irony posted...

He likes pepper steak and Canadian lager

Canadian Carth is just going to have to deal with it.

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https://i.imgur.com/85NAOEV.png

Garrus definitely looks better.

Gonna rock his fucking world as soon as I get the chance.

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DrizztLink posted...

But she gets me Marksman in 3, which alone makes her more useful than another Biotic.

Isn't that skill bugged in 3? I wonder if the LE finally fixes it.

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One thing I don't really like: I can't see information on companies in the shop screen anymore.

Makes it a little harder to remember which ones are worthwhile to buy licenses.

Also:

https://i.imgur.com/6S4h7p5.png

BRO SQUAD BRO SQUAD BRO SQUAD BRO SQUAD

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The two assassins outside Chora's Den the first time kicked my ASS. Died like three times.

Then I one-timed the whole assault from the bar to Fist to saving Tali.

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You better romance that gray booty

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Speaking of Tali, they changed her portrait in ME3

https://mobile.twitter.com/masseffect_peom/status/1393281544685506567

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UnholyMudcrab posted...

Speaking of Tali, they changed her portrait in ME3

https://mobile.twitter.com/masseffect_peom/status/1393281544685506567

Rather they delete it. I didn't want to see her under the suit. It ruins the mystery.

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Got the achievements for Wrex and Garrus being in the squad before I even left the Citadel.

Do those still have little bonuses attached? Like, Wrex achievement gives a boost to damage?

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Finished everything on the Citadel for now.

Probably should have waited, the rewards for the Keeper quest quadrupled over the course of the scanning, but I'll be too rich and also level 30 soon enough.

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DrizztLink posted...

I accidentally threw a grenade in the CIC so there was a huge explosion while talking to Jenkins and Doctor Chocolates which nobody noticed.

You can do that?
I always thought that if you don't have your guns out, you can't do shit like that


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ROBANN_88 posted...

You can do that?
I always thought that if you don't have your guns out, you can't do shit like that

I think it's ONLY for the very beginning, since it's the one time Shep is on the Normandy in armor and with weapons.

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UnholyMudcrab posted...

Speaking of Tali, they changed her portrait in ME3

https://mobile.twitter.com/masseffect_peom/status/1393281544685506567

Nice. We probably already have some hentai of her new look.

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Woah, finally we know what Tali looks like. And I don't hate it.

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Doom_Art posted...

I got the PS4 version for my Pro

I'm already regretting that because the fucking console is loud as shit even after cleaning the fan out and I can't here most of the game over it lol

Should've got the PC version

This is why I'm getting the PC version. I have a base PS4, and fuck that if you think I'm going to play a PC game on console.

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Talking to everyone on the Normandy before grabbing Liara.

Taking Kaiden with me since he'll have a tough time getting 5 missions in otherwise.

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The Mako is interesting this time.

Though Thresher Maws are actually a danger now that they do a fucking shotgun acid blast.

Used to just sit on one spot and hop over the projectile, that doesn't work anymore.

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I'm so glad the removed the xp penalty from killing things in the Mako
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The fight just outside the mine with Liara is as big a pain in the ass as ever.

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Only took two tried to drop the Krogan Battlemaster.

First time he charged a lot faster than I expected, got away and died in cover for no reason.

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https://i.imgur.com/11ywioQ.png

I stop by and talk to this Elcor basically every time I'm on the Citadel.

He's the best.

:3

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