Current Events > DrizztLink plays Mass Effect Legendary Edition: Weird Goth FemShep fucks Garrus.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Well, that was handy.

Jumping around all over the place outside the bunker, the first Atlas somehow blew up.

Seriously, no idea who dropped it.

Killed the Engineer, charged back across to drop a soldier and Centurian, Bray says I need to arm the cannons manually while another Atlas and a metric fuckload of Ramparts dive in.

Pull up my Power Wheel (one of my favorite moves, I use it to line up shots with the Crusader all the time) to freeze time and look around for the controls.

After a confusing yen seconds, realized I'm standing on them.

Boop, everything dies.

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Also Aria is definitely top 3 Asari, with Liara and Liara's mom.

Only slightly mostly because of Carrie-Anne Moss.

Bray is the best Batarian, but he has basically no competition outside of one or two MP characters, and them just because of the Gauntlet.

Which works better on Volus.

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DrizztLink posted...

and Liara's mom.

Uh, that would be Benezia

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UnholyMudcrab posted...

Uh, that would be Benezia

Fuck.

Dad.

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What backstory did you choose? I will probably play Paragon, so I'm going with Spacer War Hero.

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DuneMan posted...

IIRC the player meta-data screenshots released by Bioware showed that Soldier(Manshep) was the most played class.

That was in 2012, I'd be interested in seeing if the meta-data has changed since then, especially with LE.

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DrizztLink posted...

Only slightly mostly because of Carrie-Anne Moss.

I found she phoned in her performance for Omega. Something sounded off compared to how she sounded in ME2.

Honestly, Omega overall is a pretty boring DLC. Definitely the least favorite compared to Leviathan and Citadel. Fun fact: The team that made Omega went on to make Andromeda soooo......yeah lol

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jumi posted...

What backstory did you choose? I will probably play Paragon, so I'm going with Spacer War Hero.

That's precisely mine.

It doesn't change much, the background effects like one quest in 1 (one for each origin) and the career one just adds flavor text to others.

The actual point differences are basically negligible.

Going through the mines.

Adjutants are less intimidating than I remember.

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jumi posted...

What backstory did you choose? I will probably play Paragon, so I'm going with Spacer War Hero.

Spacer is probably the most interesting solely because you actually have a parental figure that you talk to a few times throughout the games. It's very minor but the other two don't get that.

https://i.imgur.com/6NE4z8K.png

Ok you guys, it's personal.

Also:

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Wooooo

I do wish I had two more points, that extraneous three is gonna bother me.

Just enough to get Squad Cryo Ammo though, which is delightful.

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Only one acceptable team for Thessia.

Also I don't like the Particle Rifle myself but I always upgrade it fully for Javik.

Feels weird giving him anything else.

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The double Harvester fight was brutal.

I somehow ended up with them targeting me directly and alternating shots, so I literally had no window to poke my head out.

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And now the bullshit "BUT THOU MUST" fight against Kai Lang.

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My blood starts boiling just thinking about the Thessia mission

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Let me just painstakingly climb this fucking rubble, it's not like I can FUCKING TELEPORT

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:3

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Great, a fucking Bigfoot scientist.

I'm happy you got shot.

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I'm having traumatic flashbacks.

Also this place isn't creepy at all.

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Drizz, get me a ll invite!!

What

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Did the last bit of that mission.

Finally used a Blackstar well, dropped two Ravagers and 75% of two Banshees with one shot.

Also brought Ashley and James with me, who accomplished very little.

I'm maxed out so I want to make sure everyone's fully leveled and equipped.

I think Tali is the last one, she's suffered a bit since we aren't fighting Geth anymore.

Maybe next Cerberus fight, but there's really only one left outside of the Arena.

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DrizztLink posted...

I don't like the Particle Rifle myself but I always upgrade it fully for Javik.

It's essential to upgrade the magazine size as much as possible. It also helps if you have a way to passively stagger enemies while the beam is in the initial charge up state. It's great when you can line up several enemies and watch the beam cut through them all(assuming you have the armor penetration mod, which is always a good idea).


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Well damn, now I feel bad for making fun of your weird Bigfoot scientist father.

Also I got the Husk head in my cabin, which means I officially have everything possible up there.

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Jesus, C-Sec.

We couldn't clean up a little?

I gotta interrogate this chick while she's being controlled by ancient aliens AND five feet away from her father's fatal bloodstains?

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Guess what bitch we're in BioShock now

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I can take him coach

Gimmie a golf club, Squid Andrew Ryan is deathly allergic to 9-iron

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A weird goth Femshep chooses. A slave obeys.

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Would you kindly?

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Ok, I might need another golf club.

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Family trouble in Space Australia.

I'm not sure what his game plan is here, he's not even pointing the gun at the hostage and Garrus has a Widow pointed at his dome.

But Yvonne Strahotski gets the kill, that's personal shit.

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Agreed, my dude, but I wish they were options for Shep.

I know there are mods, but I'm on Xbox.

It'd be dope as hell for a Soldier, what with Adrenaline Rush and all.

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Plus I nabbed and upgraded this bad boy.

One of my absolute favorites.

Reaper Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
Weird Goth FemShep's aim was deadly with the big iron on her hip

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Y'all motherfuckers know what time it is

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I absolutely HATE whenever they make you talk to someone through a screen.

The glow and flickering gives me a massive headache.

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You'd think a Cerberus operative wouldn't have such a shitty fake accent.

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bro you are an amphibian

get out of the freezer

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swoon

And, in the distance...

Could it be...?

https://i.imgur.com/v9YbkUe.png

WREX COMES IN WITH THE URDNOT ELBOW

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

BRO SQUAD BRO SQUAD BRO SQUAD

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DrizztLink posted...

Plus I nabbed and upgraded this bad boy.

One of my absolute favorites.

Reaper Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
Weird Goth FemShep's aim was deadly with the big iron on her hip

Big Iron on her hip.

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DrizztLink posted...

https://i.imgur.com/Qo4WPtH.png

swoon

And, in the distance...

Could it be...?

https://i.imgur.com/v9YbkUe.png

WREX COMES IN WITH THE URDNOT ELBOW

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

BRO SQUAD BRO SQUAD BRO SQUAD

HERE COMES WREX WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

SOMEONE STOP THE MATCH. SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH
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Also, I know a lot of people don't like James, but this is the thing:

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James took the spot of a krogan squaddie.

That can't be forgiven.

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I refuse to apologize

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Trying something new.

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Don't disappointment, jarhead.

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She disappointed.

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Be not afraid, there is nothing suspicious

Lots of people have glowing werewolf eyes

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I spend a lot of time wondering who got to eat this pizza.

Not James, he gets no pizza as punishment for breaking operational security.

Also he said the fuck word again earlier and the game wouldn't let me bodyslam him as per protocol.

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SHE ISN'T EVEN GOTH

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AND SHE'S MEAN TO GARRUS

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God damn right.

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I figured Wrex is the only person who would get use out of that blade.

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Murrica

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Man, lucky Krogan.

I still need to punch a Salarian.

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How DARE you.

As much as I want to finish things up now, I have a massive headache.

For some reason the Archives fuck with my equilibrium every time I go through them.

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Poor Wrex, he's not meant for infiltration.

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...

She's a dead woman.

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I reflexively did the Paragon thing.

Damn it.

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You'd best fucking believe I beat his record.

Just read Wheel of Time on my phone and pressed both triggers whenever the sound went off.

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I legitimately don't know how I one-timed that, it was fucking IMPOSSIBLE last time I played.

Also won Shattered Eezo but that's easy.

I've gotten two oranges in two tries on the CLAAAAAAW

Edit: four for four, got all the mods out of the arcade in one try. Get fucked, Gadget, beating the CLAAAAAAW is easy.

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https://youtu.be/h1PfrmCGFnk

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