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matteus70
05/14/21 1:26:32 PM
#251:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well that's some good godamn news. Mabus is indestructible. In fact, if I were to punch Mabus in the face, MY kidneys would fail.
Mabus is Chuck Norris confirmed.

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a-c-a-b
05/14/21 1:28:16 PM
#252:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well that's some good godamn news. Mabus is indestructible. In fact, if I were to punch Mabus in the face, MY kidneys would fail.

*edit* haha someone beat me to it*

He's the Chuck Norris of the drinking general.

Seriously though, great news. Even if you're not drinking, these topics would never be the same without you, Mabus.
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Questionmarktarius
05/14/21 1:28:40 PM
#253:


matteus70 posted...
Mabus is Chuck Norris confirmed.
Chuck Norris got Mabus's old liver.
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MabusIncarnate
05/14/21 1:35:04 PM
#254:


Lol thanks bros. I think the wife broke my ear drum when we got the news.

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Questionmarktarius
05/14/21 1:36:16 PM
#255:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I think the wife broke my ear drum when we got the news.
Fuck!
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Smackems
05/14/21 1:42:19 PM
#256:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Lol thanks bros. I think the wife broke my ear drum when we got the news.
Whelp better get a new head now

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a-c-a-b
05/14/21 1:53:49 PM
#257:


Making some progress.

Both on packing and getting drunk.



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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 1:57:31 PM
#258:


acab on moving day you're gonna go "Well FUCK I packed up the wrong house. I knew I shouldn't have had that last screwdriver"

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Questionmarktarius
05/14/21 1:58:46 PM
#259:


or, you know, when you unpack that box you forgot you puked in.
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a-c-a-b
05/14/21 2:26:14 PM
#260:


Questionmarktarius posted...
or, you know, when you unpack that box you forgot you puked in.

I'll take a bit of puke in a box over what I've had to do the last couple days.

My walls were covered with posters/art and I had to pull out about a thousand tacks. My thumbnail and index/middle finger nail are so fucked right now.
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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 2:44:54 PM
#261:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Hell boys it sounds like my kidney is trying to bounce back and no surgery until further notice. Might get out of here tomorrow, wife's mom is an ER nurse so we are gonna stay there for a couple days so she can monitor me and see if things change. Apparently it was close but it's not uncommon for it to start improving under the right treatment. Unless it starts falling again I think I'm gonna be okay.

Back to kitties and music fuckers.

Fuck yes.

Such good news man.

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a-c-a-b
05/14/21 3:17:38 PM
#262:


Here's one last pic of my record collection.

I can't wait until I get to set it up again at a new place.



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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 3:19:07 PM
#263:


That alone will be a bitch to move. Lol.

I guess no worse than my dozen plus crates of books though.

Also I finally started reading sacrament by Clive barker. Its great so far.

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WaterLink
05/14/21 3:42:52 PM
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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 3:44:34 PM
#265:


Lmao.

I've seen a 5 second clip from that before somewhere. The "i work here" line has such good delivery.

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a-c-a-b
05/14/21 3:47:42 PM
#266:


CanuckCowboy posted...
That alone will be a bitch to move. Lol.

I guess no worse than my dozen plus crates of books though.

Also I finally started reading sacrament by Clive barker. Its great so far.

Fuck yeah. He's such a great writer.

You should check out Clive Barker's short stories too.

Books of Blood is a great collection.
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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 3:49:16 PM
#267:


I will. I think I'm gonna read a lot of Ian rankin and Clive barker for the foreseeable future. I found another 4 or 5 john rebus novels by rankin I hadn't read... gonna switch from them to barker every other book.

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Smackems
05/14/21 3:49:59 PM
#268:


WaterLink posted...
https://www.facebook.com/512301567/posts/10157714980876568/?d=n

hilarious lol
Lol pretty good

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YugiNoob
05/14/21 4:06:05 PM
#269:


Yeah Mabus :D

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TreyFlowers
05/14/21 4:21:32 PM
#270:


Excellent news, Mabus.

Today my parents are arriving at my place. First time they've been to Brisbane since September 2019. Telling them in person about the pregnancy. Can't wait

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 4:33:46 PM
#271:


Watching the first episode of Kenny vs Spenny on Youtube. Canuck keeps talking about it so I figured it's time to check this out. Odd show for sure with a lot of random shit going on. I liked the part where he was walking with his date and just threw up everywhere.

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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 4:35:37 PM
#272:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Watching the first episode of Kenny vs Spenny on Youtube. Canuck keeps talking about it so I figured it's time to check this out. Odd show for sure with a lot of random shit going on. I liked the part where he was walking with his date and just threw up everywhere.

I can't decide if its good or just nostalgia for the ones I watched back in the day. Some moments are fucking hilarious for sure though... enough to keep me watching.

I can't believe the who can touch the most boobs ep is allowed on youtube. You must see at least a dozen pairs of boobs.

Also the who can be cooler ep where Kenny just starts hoovering blow and pretends to od shooting heroin.

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WaterLink
05/14/21 4:36:02 PM
#273:


The main episode I remember was the one where they had a contest to see who could lift the most weight with their dick. Kenny lifted a bowl full of those styrofoam bricks under the guise that they were real bricks and then Spenny nope'd the fuck out of the bet.

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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 4:37:15 PM
#274:


WaterLink posted...
The main episode I remember was the one where they had a contest to see who could lift the most weight with their dick. Kenny lifted a bowl full of those styrofoam bricks under the guise that they were real bricks and then Spenny nope'd the fuck out of the bet.

Lmao. Classic. I dont think I've seen that one but thats the show in a nutshell.

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IfGodCouldDie
05/14/21 4:48:35 PM
#275:


Damn, I was really looking forward to finding out what Mabus left me in his will.

Just kidding glad you're doing better Mabs.

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Smackems
05/14/21 4:54:18 PM
#276:


I made it like 5 minutes into the first episode. That's 4 minutes more than most tv I try to watch so take it as a compliment

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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 5:03:54 PM
#277:


Smackems posted...
I made it like 5 minutes into the first episode. That's 4 minutes more than most tv I try to watch so take it as a compliment

Nice.

Honestly its the kinda show thats not for everyone. Like the one humiliation where spenny has to lay under a chair with a hole cut out be a human bidet and clean Kenny's butthole by spraying water out of his mouth.

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Smackems
05/14/21 6:35:27 PM
#278:


I need to shoot some shit

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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 6:43:20 PM
#279:


Shooting shit you say?



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YugiNoob
05/14/21 7:00:17 PM
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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 7:02:14 PM
#281:


YugiNoob posted...

Lmao.

I swear every time I go to Walmart i see poor little old dudes in Walmart being verbally abused by their wives of 50 years.

I'm pretty sure it's like that John prine song where they just go somewhere else in their head and don't even hear it. Its the only way those relationships could last.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 7:09:06 PM
#282:


I'm not even married yet and I already drown it out. Then you go on autopilot with the "sorry.... sure sure... ok wont happen again.... love ya"

*continues drinking*

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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 7:17:41 PM
#283:


Oh trey Parker and Matt stone were producers on the last 4 or 5 seasons of Kenny vs spenny. Didnt know that.

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Smackems
05/14/21 7:24:17 PM
#284:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Shooting shit you say?


YugiNoob posted...

Lmao

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 7:37:39 PM
#285:


Holy shit im sick of game updates. Wanted to play The Hunter Call of the Wild and it's got a 53gb update.... That's almost the entire fucking game downloading again... son of a bitch.

More than half of my games need updates right now.

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matteus70
05/14/21 7:38:58 PM
#286:


YugiNoob posted...
This reminds me of a family reunion I went to 20 years ago. My mom shouted "BRYAN!" and my dad replied "WHAT?" and someone quietly said "Oh, they definitely have been married for a long time."

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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 7:39:03 PM
#287:


Thats easily the worst thing about modern day gaming.


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Smackems
05/14/21 7:45:44 PM
#288:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Thats easily the worst thing about modern day gaming.
True dat

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 7:52:16 PM
#289:


Well I got 6 pints of beer to devour tonight. Maybe more if I hit up my neighbor to see if he wants to drink.

Also I haven't paid attention to the weather lately and it's fucking raining today.

And of course some Tom Petty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj6FUBS5Fb8

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 8:09:57 PM
#290:


@a-c-a-b

I don't know if I ever asked you this, but what kind of speakers do you have? You have a metric shit ton of vinyls, I bet you have a nice sound system.

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MabusIncarnate
05/14/21 8:22:09 PM
#291:


My wife's dad has these monster 3 foot by 2 foot wood box speakers that are from the 70s and they sound surprisingly great still.

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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 8:26:35 PM
#292:


MabusIncarnate posted...
My wife's dad has these monster 3 foot by 2 foot wood box speakers that are from the 70s and they sound surprisingly great still.

I have some wood jvcs my dad had back in the 70s and even on low volume the bass is too much for an apartment if you don't reduce it from normal levels. They sound awesome but I dont even have hooked up anymore cause it's too tempting to crank it up.


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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 8:27:48 PM
#293:


I used to have a Yamaha sound system that would rattle the walls. Blew those fuckers out over time.

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MabusIncarnate
05/14/21 8:30:17 PM
#294:


Can't fucking wait to go back home, pet kittles, play The Show and tend to the garden. The kids have been tending to the cats and the garden and have been updating me on the phone, RIP my plants probably. I know I always say I have 4 nephews and nieces, but I have a 5th it's a long story, but he's 18 and been borrowing my Xbox since i've been gone. Short version, he lived next door to wife's sister for years and was afraid of his dad, they were meth heads, and my sister eventually unofficially adopted him and took him in and his parents didn't care. He's a real good kid too.

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Smackems
05/14/21 8:31:47 PM
#295:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well I got 6 pints of beer to devour tonight. Maybe more if I hit up my neighbor to see if he wants to drink.

Also I haven't paid attention to the weather lately and it's fucking raining today.

And of course some Tom Petty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj6FUBS5Fb8
Fuck yea

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 8:33:45 PM
#296:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Can't fucking wait to go back home, pet kittles, play The Show and tend to the garden. The kids have been tending to the cats and the garden and have been updating me on the phone, RIP my plants probably. I know I always say I have 4 nephews and nieces, but I have a 5th it's a long story, but he's 18 and been borrowing my Xbox since i've been gone. Short version, he lived next door to wife's sister for years and was afraid of his dad, they were meth heads, and my sister eventually unofficially adopted him and took him in and his parents didn't care. He's a real good kid too.

Oh shit that explains why your gamerscore went up by like 200 points recently. I was like ...fucking guy got his Xbox in the hospital???

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MabusIncarnate
05/14/21 8:36:16 PM
#297:


They do have that Xbox play anywhere but I don't get how it works. Apparently I can play my Xbox games on my account on my phone and I was dicking around with it but it wasn't working for me.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 8:37:36 PM
#298:


Oh yeah that's true, I wouldn't fuck with it unless I had like fiber internet. Lag sounds like it would be a problem otherwise, especially if you play multiplayer. Plus also fuck playing Xbox on my phone...

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Hornswoggled
05/14/21 8:40:01 PM
#299:


Drinking some Juice Bigalow tonight.



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CanuckCowboy
05/14/21 8:40:19 PM
#300:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Can't fucking wait to go back home, pet kittles, play The Show and tend to the garden. The kids have been tending to the cats and the garden and have been updating me on the phone, RIP my plants probably. I know I always say I have 4 nephews and nieces, but I have a 5th it's a long story, but he's 18 and been borrowing my Xbox since i've been gone. Short version, he lived next door to wife's sister for years and was afraid of his dad, they were meth heads, and my sister eventually unofficially adopted him and took him in and his parents didn't care. He's a real good kid too.

Hospital stays sure as shit make you appreciate what you have extra hard alright. It might be the only good thing I got out of 2 months in the hospital. Well no actually not dying is also awesome.

And the drugs.


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