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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 8:44:54 PM
#301:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Hospital stays sure as shit make you appreciate what you have extra hard alright. It might be the only good thing I got out of 2 months in the hospital. Well no actually not dying is also awesome.

And the drugs.

HAHA yup. I spent like a week or two in El Paso, all of that sucked, all pain and surgery. Then I had to stay in a rehab hospital for another month. The food sucked, but I wheeled my ass outside as often as I could to smoke. Occasionally someone would bring me some kind of fast food and it was like gourmet cooking compared to hospital shit.

Soon as I got home me and my friend finished the bottle of Vodka that got us in that mess in the first place.

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Smackems
05/14/21 8:52:17 PM
#302:


I'm hovering. Glad you're doing better Mabus

Long live seltzer

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MabusIncarnate
05/14/21 9:00:07 PM
#303:


Thanks guys. I have this dreadful concern that i'm gonna have porn in my Microsoft Edge browsing history on my Xbox and i'm gonna open it one day with the wife in the room and the first that pops up is some chick being railed.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 9:02:50 PM
#304:


HAHA. Dont worry just be like "Looks fun right?" and then WINK at her HARD.

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Smackems
05/14/21 9:20:23 PM
#305:


I bought all the seltzer at walmart over the last month. They never restocked it and I got the last 3 cases

I single handedly kept that business afloat

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MabusIncarnate
05/14/21 9:21:29 PM
#306:


What kind? I drink a ton of seltzer water.

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Smackems
05/14/21 9:24:38 PM
#307:


MabusIncarnate posted...
What kind? I drink a ton of seltzer water.
Limitless caffeinated seltzer

Tastes like shit but I'm heavily addicted to caffeine and it's better than chugging diet soda

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 9:44:19 PM
#308:


Man I gotta say for 6 pints (16oz each), it gets me feeling really good. I'm only finishing #4 right now and I think i'll feel just great when i'm done with the other 2. I've been drinking way too much lately. When you get a gallon of rum every week, and usually throw in more beer, you tend to push it as hard as you can. There's a happy medium here somewhere.

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BlazinBlue88
05/14/21 10:00:55 PM
#309:


Last night I went a bit too hard. Normally don't get to the point where I'm slurring but that's what happened.

Whole bottle of wine and some of my wife's vodka cause she cut back on drinking and said she's only been drinking champagne recently. I interpreted that as "Have at the vodka is you want."

Went to tell her something today and she was like, "Yeah. You already told me this last night when you were drunk. You were just talking my ear off and wouldn't shut the fuck up." Lmao.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 10:25:21 PM
#310:


Ohhh man I've been there. I had over an hour long phone call with fiancee once when I was completely wasted off my ass. Didn't rip into her or anything it must have been good no problems. The problem was the next evening when she called me:

Her: "Hey babe you ready?"
Me: "Ye... yeah?"
Her: "You don't remember our conversation last night do you?"
Me: "Of course I do"
Her: "Where are we supposed to go tonight?"
Me: "I don't remember our conversation last night"

I even checked my phone and it was like 1 hour and 15 minutes of a phone call..... i just blacked it all out.


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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 10:32:11 PM
#312:


CalypsoDoom posted...
Hopefully she's understanding
I mean I've walked in with there being cam girls on the screen, hopefully she can deal with pre recorded porn :P

You've walked in on Mabus with cam girls on the screen?

SHAME ON YOU MABUS.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 10:34:02 PM
#314:


CalypsoDoom posted...
lmao no, my SO

Hey listen, I don't care what you call him. That's sleezy. Ya know he's been lookin at other nurses lately right? One I think he said was 60.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 10:36:52 PM
#316:


And he's got porn on the Xbox..... mmmmm mmmm....


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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 10:45:50 PM
#317:


Fucking LOVE the guitar on this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn33-q4Ao

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DrizztLink
05/14/21 10:50:08 PM
#318:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hey listen, I don't care what you call him. That's sleezy. Ya know he's been lookin at other nurses lately right? One I think he said was 60.
From what I hear he's been getting organs from strangers.

The absolute slut.

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Smackems
05/14/21 11:01:43 PM
#319:


I can't stop peeing

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BlazinBlue88
05/14/21 11:03:07 PM
#320:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ohhh man I've been there. I had over an hour long phone call with fiancee once when I was completely wasted off my ass. Didn't rip into her or anything it must have been good no problems. The problem was the next evening when she called me:

Her: "Hey babe you ready?"
Me: "Ye... yeah?"
Her: "You don't remember our conversation last night do you?"
Me: "Of course I do"
Her: "Where are we supposed to go tonight?"
Me: "I don't remember our conversation last night"

I even checked my phone and it was like 1 hour and 15 minutes of a phone call..... i just blacked it all out.
Oh there weren't any problems. She just wanted me to shut the fuck up so we could watch TV together. We both drink often so she's very understanding of it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 11:09:55 PM
#322:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Oh there weren't any problems. She just wanted me to shut the fuck up so we could watch TV together. We both drink often so she's very understanding of it.

Yeah she got annoyed with you. Good to hear.

I'm not allowed to lie in bed with her for movies anymore because it always turns into immediate sex and we can't follow the movie. I always say let's just do it first and THEN watch the movie. "Noooo you'll just fall asleep and won't watch it with me".


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Johnny_Nutcase
05/14/21 11:18:53 PM
#323:


Found some lime juice and 44.7% alc bitters that i'm going to just sip on to keep the drunk up..... I can't help myself....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p67C2J1-b6U

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Smackems
05/15/21 12:25:39 AM
#324:


https://youtu.be/Zzyfcys1aLM

Top 5 90s song

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BlazinBlue88
05/15/21 12:49:59 AM
#325:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah she got annoyed with you. Good to hear.
Nah man. She thought it was funny. We don't really get annoyed at each other like that.

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WaterLink
05/15/21 2:01:52 AM
#326:


I had a random intrusive thought. If a couple was rich and then decided to open up the relationship, if the wife got pregnant from another partner, could the rich couple demand child support while also having at least half the custody?
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TreyFlowers
05/15/21 2:30:11 AM
#327:


Drinking beers with my dad for the first time in 20 months

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moh82sy
05/15/21 3:30:26 AM
#328:


Congratulations on the good health related news to MabusIncarnate , I wish you a speedy recovery.
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TreyFlowers
05/15/21 5:37:54 AM
#329:


TreyFlowers posted...
Drinking beers with my dad for the first time in 20 months

3 hours in and we've finished the first slab (box, case, whatever you call 24 beers). Time to open the next one

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TreyFlowers
05/15/21 5:38:22 AM
#330:


Also wtf is this shit https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79448663

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DrizztLink
05/15/21 6:10:16 AM
#331:


TreyFlowers posted...
Also wtf is this shit https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79448663
Making me see a vegy topic?

That's a paddlin'.

Also nice to see Machete slobbering all over a terrible person's (vegy) knob in that topic.

He's really quintupled down on defending all the garbage posters.

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a-c-a-b
05/15/21 8:30:23 AM
#332:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@a-c-a-b

I don't know if I ever asked you this, but what kind of speakers do you have? You have a metric shit ton of vinyls, I bet you have a nice sound system.

I've got some Polk speakers. They're nothing special but they do the trick.

I've always lived in apartments, so I've never gone too far out on a sound system.
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/21 11:03:58 AM
#333:


DrizztLink posted...
Making me see a vegy topic?

That's a paddlin'.

Also nice to see Machete slobbering all over a terrible person's (vegy) knob in that topic.

He's really quintupled down on defending all the garbage posters.

I had to block that guy. He pisses me off to no end.

TreyFlowers posted...
Also wtf is this shit https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79448663

That was sparked because another user made a topic trying to get drinking topics banned because he "got modded for talking about weed". I initially would have been on his side, but trying to ban drinking topics because he got modded for something else? FUCK THAT.


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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/21 12:00:48 PM
#334:


For fucks sake I gotta go into the office to fix one computer no one is using.... Annoying but fuck it I gotta go out and get beer for later anyway.

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Smackems
05/15/21 12:03:54 PM
#335:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
For fucks sake I gotta go into the office to fix one computer no one is using.... Annoying but fuck it I gotta go out and get beer for later anyway.
Johnny is a glass half full guy confirmed

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/21 12:05:52 PM
#336:


Ya gotta stay positive in a world.

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a-c-a-b
05/15/21 12:13:22 PM
#337:


I picked up 3 cases of beer yesterday morning when I went out to buy boxes, so I'm set for the next few days.
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/21 12:18:19 PM
#338:


That's the ideal way to be right there. Positive and buy lots of beer ahead of time. That's why I buy gallon bottles of rum. Cheaper in the long run, and it keeps me happy for many days.

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a-c-a-b
05/15/21 1:02:06 PM
#339:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That's the ideal way to be right there. Positive and buy lots of beer ahead of time. That's why I buy gallon bottles of rum. Cheaper in the long run, and it keeps me happy for many days.

Yup. I like to drink everyday but I don't wanna have to go to the store everyday.

Plus I don't drive, so sometimes I'll walk up to the beer store and buy a shitload of beer then call a taxi to take me home.

I always buy more beer before I'm even close to running out. I legit can't remember the last time I ever had no beer in my fridge.
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CanuckCowboy
05/15/21 4:49:39 PM
#340:


Does anyone know why pus left?

I guess Jim just got sick of gfaqs as far as what pus said, but it sounds like there was a specific reason that pus chose to leave.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/21 5:00:19 PM
#341:


Not sure. She said she was going to keep her jack box games going but other than that I dunno.

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CanuckCowboy
05/15/21 5:01:17 PM
#342:


Thats a plus. I was drunk and it didn't wanna let me log in or I was doing something wrong... but the one time I played before login changed it was a blast.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/21 5:04:31 PM
#343:


If I can remember my login i'll try to join in tomorrow. It's no CAH though.

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CanuckCowboy
05/15/21 5:06:01 PM
#344:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
If I can remember my login i'll try to join in tomorrow. It's no CAH though.

Its changed now.

You gotta log in through twitch on the jackbox site cause some dick started throwing out racial slurs in that chat a couple weeks ago. I did what she said but it didn't work... but again I was drunk and easily frustrated. Lol.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/21 5:14:27 PM
#345:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I was drunk and easily frustrated. Lol.

Sounds like me.


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CanuckCowboy
05/15/21 5:17:57 PM
#346:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Sounds like me.

Sometimes drunk me has the patience of a saint. Other times I turn off my Xbox everytime the slightest thing fucks up playing re2 and then turn it on again 2 minutes later. Lol.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/21 5:24:10 PM
#347:


I don't know if I ever have patience when i'm drunk. I don't even have patience when i'm sober.

Fuck yeah more rain today. Great drinking weather.

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a-c-a-b
05/15/21 6:06:33 PM
#348:


https://youtu.be/-ueCgAoMrhE
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/21 6:31:07 PM
#349:


Hour and half to go til im done working. Fuck it time to start drinking beer.

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Smackems
05/15/21 6:32:56 PM
#350:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hour and half to go til im done working. Fuck it time to start drinking beer.
Time for me to break out the seltzer

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