Current Events > Hentai plots are funny....

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-The mains a very basic looking dude if not a little scrony.
-He has a massive wang, of course.
-Hes a virgin, of course.
-Hes sent (accidently?) to an all girls school.
-All the girls are hot with a huge chest.
-They want the main so bad.
-They are literally jumping the main and banging him.
-Hes amazing at sex. Literally after being a virgin.

Just wow at the amazing realism.....

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Never watched enough of any of them to gleen a plot. Just there long enough to bust a nut.

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Still better than real porn

you forgot the guy having 12 buckets worth of man juice

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coh posted...

Still better than real porn

You are such a sad dude

Anyway last time I saw one was back in the Kazaa days. I downloaded what I thought was actual porn and it was some kind of catgirl getting it up the ass or something. I actually laughed cause it was so ridiculous

CalypsoDoom posted...

yeah last time I tried to live out a hentai fantasy I got banned from sea world

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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

you forgot the guy having 12 buckets worth of man juice

You been watching Euphoria

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-The girls are going crazy/stupid for just how amazing the main is at sex. Hes a prodigy.
-Everyones a virgin and has the best sex ever for their first time and now theyre crazed and obsessed over it!

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I don't know what you're talking about, most of the ones I've seen involve some rich b**** using sex magic to summon a sex demon to advance her career.

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I like when they over explain what's happening

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Turbam posted...

I like when they over explain what's happening

I'm putting it in

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Turbam posted...

I like when they over explain what's happening

I remember one where the girl was like "It's in my sigmoid colon"

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i hate xray vision

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Irony posted...

I'm putting it in

I'll surely get pregnant with your child because you are letting it all out inside of my womb!

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CouldBeAnAlt posted...

I remember one where the girl was like "It's in my sigmoid colon"

Lmfao

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Bryfang posted...

Looking back on school, it really is that easy if you're attractive/confident enough.

College in particular was insane on how easy it was. High school would've been too if I was allowed to have fun back then rather than be kept under lock and key.

Tbh they are raping the main and he decides a few minutes in that hes totally down.

I doubt a hot gang of girls literally raped you.

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I'm in the mood now

*fires up Dark Knight Ingrid*

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Irony posted...

I'm in the mood now

*fires up Dark Knight Ingrid*

I will never not be mad about the last episode

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I remember watching this funny hentai where this newscaster chick wants ratings for her station, so she sneaks into a hostage standoff and confronts some guy who kidnapped some governor's daughter and was about to let her go out of guilt. But the newscaster is like hell nah! and basically coerces the dude into fucking the chick in front of the cops while she films it lol

Then the police try to shoot the guy while he's mid fuck, but the sniper (who is a cute chick) misses and actually shoots and kills the daughter. So she loses her job and ends up going into sex work to pay her bills. Eventually they arrest the dude, who has no memories of this happening cuz the newscaster got him super drunk and slipped aphrodisiacs in his drink lol

Also the newscaster moonlights as a stripper or something and in the middle of the hostage stand off, she sneaks away to do topless bingo at a charity before coming back and continuing to film it >_>

It's called Foxy Nudes. If you can get over the dark humor, it's pretty fucking funny >_>

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Another one is literally:
-The ceiling gets a hole in it and the hot upstairs neighbor falls on the main in skimpy clothing.
-First with her crotch on his face.
-Then when they fall she lands on it.
-So then he just goes at it and shes like "Well this is so good sure!"

I cant think of any of these where the guy uses a condom. He always full blasts inside.

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ModLogic posted...

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That doesn't sound like Hentai that sounds like one of the harem anime.
Hentai is a normally more rapey. And that is not said as joke.

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cjsdowg posted...

Hentai is a normally more rapey. And that is not said as joke.

Wow that is some hardcore generalization >_> There's plenty of wholesome consensual vanilla hentai. That's the ones I like the most honestly.

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I can only think of like 2 vanilla series

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Hentai is not the place to go for realism.

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The plots in "ugly bastard" hentai are 10/10 art

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pogo_rabid posted...

The plots in "ugly bastard" hentai are 10/10 art

I'm the head of security. I'm super mad at these hot ladies for being hot.

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Irony posted...

I'm the head of security. I'm super mad at these hot ladies for being hot.

"i'm going to hypnotize the entire school to become my harem" or, "i'm going to use this phone app to stop time while our parents are away on vacation"

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Theres too many where the guy more or less sexually assaults a girl and she finds it immediately so amazingly good she goes with it.

Never just go up to a girl and start groping her. Its an almost impossible chance itll go well.

But in these its 100% they always love it.

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I remember one hentai I skimmed through where this guy returns to his old home to live with his sister cuz their dad died or something and he wants to make sure she's okay. For most of the show she's reclused and depressed in the house and barely interacts with anyone. And of course while he's back in his old town, he meets up with old chicks he knew from when he used to live there and fucks them cuz it's a hentai lol.

Eventually he finds this hot childhood friend chick he had a mega crush on and they become an item. But all while this is happening, his sister is still depressed and he doesn't know why. Eventually the passion starts dying with the hot chick once he finds out that his sister has feelings for him and...... he kinda does too lol >_______>

So he breaks up with the hot chick and mutually confesses with his sister and they start banging lol. His sister is much happier now and more outgoing and shit as a result lol. But eventually some chick from class walks in on them fucking and everyone involved is mortified. It puts a strain on their relationship and the sister runs away from the shame and I think maybe tries to kill herself in a lake too? I forgot >_> But the guy manages to find her in time and saves her with the power of love! They confess their true feelings to each other and end up moving to a different town. Meanwhile the chick that caught them in the act eventually comes around after they leave and is like "wow, they really are happy together. Who am I to judge?" LOL

The ending is actually kinda touching and wholesome. I cried from my penis as well as my face......... If you completely ignore the fact that they're siblings >__________> But Japan is gonna Japan lol

I don't remember the whole name cuz it's some weeb-slang shit. But it's [something] no Sora I think. I just skimmed through it for da sex scenes but that's the jist of the story I got from it. I half watched it just cuz of the story I heard, but the scenes aren't that bad either and theyre pretty vanilla. I knew it would be fun to describe this to you CE <_<

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Isn't that not a hentai but an actual anime? Sora something?

EDIT:
https://myanimelist.net/anime/8861/Yosuga_no_Sora__In_Solitude_Where_We_Are_Least_Alone

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What about the fat bastard?

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Porn plots are ridiculous in general (help step-bro, Im stuck; you were peeping on me? Well come on in perverted criminal; haha, I caught you JOing, now you have to sleep with me; etc), so of course itd get worse when there are no actors and you can start branching into battle shit or the supernatural.

Goosh goosh
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pogo_rabid posted...

Isn't that not a hentai but an actual anime? Sora something?

EDIT:
https://myanimelist.net/anime/8861/Yosuga_no_Sora__In_Solitude_Where_We_Are_Least_Alone

Yeah that's it. I read that plot and I was like "fuck I gotta watch this shit lol" I skimmed like 2/3 of the anime tho. The last 1/3 is where the incest shit starts happening >_>

Glasses chick is best girl btw. The dude should've stayed with her imo

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Lmao. This topic is hilarious.

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Is Goosh Goosh still on youtube? I remember it was there since the dawn of that site lol

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Lairen posted...

Another one is literally:
-The ceiling gets a hole in it and the hot upstairs neighbor falls on the main in skimpy clothing.
-First with her crotch on his face.
-Then when they fall she lands on it.
-So then he just goes at it and shes like "Well this is so good sure!"

A timeless classic right there. The only thing that got fucked harder than her in that episode is the laws of physics.
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CouldBeAnAlt posted...

I remember one where the girl was like "It's in my sigmoid colon"

Hey, I watched that one just yesterday. lol

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I remember one where these two chicks bully this guy and his penis fell off. Everybody was using it as a toy.

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Sextra Credit sounds fucking hilarious

(no sex scenes, only dialogue)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLmsVBgZiak

Michelle Ruff also voices a chick here and calls the guy a [f-word] cocksucker lol

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Bullying hentai is usually pretty hilarious. Saw one recently where a guy is getting bullied by a trio of girls, he hypnotizes them into thinking the best way to bully him is to bang him 24/7 until he gets them pregnant

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