Poll of the Day > My Ted Cruz hex is working

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Jen0125
02/11/21 5:37:18 PM
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Bad media press the first day I started it.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ted-cruz-breast-milk-impeachment-b1800885.html

I'm a witch!

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shadowsword87
02/11/21 5:43:24 PM
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This is such a... weird news article.
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Mead
02/11/21 5:45:19 PM
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fat Texas senator and upcoming inmate

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LuciferSage
02/11/21 6:03:09 PM
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Pls don't turn me into a newt Jen )o(

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ReggieTheReckless
02/11/21 6:11:49 PM
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eh, that's a stupid fucking thing to change anyway. What the hell is wrong with saying breast milk
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Lokarin
02/11/21 6:23:31 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
eh, that's a stupid fucking thing to change anyway. What the hell is wrong with saying breast milk

As opposed to what, human milk?

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ReggieTheReckless
02/11/21 6:24:24 PM
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yeah human milk sounds... well terrible

Like we're in a sci-fi movie
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Lokarin
02/11/21 6:25:23 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
yeah human milk sounds... well terrible

Like we're in a sci-fi movie

Aerola Ale Female Vitality (infowars!)

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Mead
02/11/21 6:48:59 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
eh, that's a stupid fucking thing to change anyway. What the hell is wrong with saying breast milk

nothing

nobody cares, the right runs on outrage though so they have to either make shit up or find nut jobs on the internet and react like its something the left is in favor for

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JigsawTDC
02/11/21 8:31:46 PM
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I want a witch to place a hex on me.

But not Jen. A different witch.
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Jen0125
02/11/21 8:46:09 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
I want a witch to place a hex on me.

But not Jen. A different witch.

My friend helped me. She could do it.

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BlackScythe0
02/11/21 9:17:27 PM
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What you mean the traitor who should be expelled for sedition is shitting all over the constitution and can't even pay attention to a case being made against actions he had a major hand in?
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Jen0125
02/11/21 9:19:38 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
What you mean the traitor who should be expelled for sedition is shitting all over the constitution and can't even pay attention to a case being made against actions he had a major hand in?

Yes, him.

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Greenfox111
02/11/21 9:22:18 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
My friend helped me. She could do it.
wait how serious are you rn ITT

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Jen0125
02/11/21 9:27:15 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
wait how serious are you rn ITT

I'm dead serious. I set a recurring email with a hex to his public press team inbox every two hours and she did a physical spell at her altar. White women need to do something to help.

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Greenfox111
02/12/21 12:11:57 AM
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Can you place a hex on me to help me forget stuff

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Mead
02/12/21 12:13:03 AM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Can you place a hex on me to help me forget stuff

that hex is called drugs

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Jen0125
02/12/21 8:35:00 AM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Can you place a hex on me to help me forget stuff

What kind of stuff

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Jen0125
02/12/21 6:20:50 PM
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It's happening

https://secondnexus.com/ted-cruz-trump-inciting-violence

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shadowsword87
02/12/21 6:28:25 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
It's happening
https://secondnexus.com/ted-cruz-trump-inciting-violence

Hey now Jen, he's a politician, he didn't expect people to actually make him responsible for what he says. It's like campaign promises, nobody really expects them to do anything.
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Soup_or_Science
02/12/21 6:50:40 PM
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If evil decides today he left her sucking on the guns
She put what she thought on the wall and left her tounge
These secrecy I say want crunches to come
No digits to dig, is she to cookin with nowhere to run
Son a, Senator dies today, he put too much in the blunt
They left him leaking on the floor with liquid in his lungs
I'm stuck with these lies to say
Why bring a daughter or son into a planet
That you paying to drink the water from

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ClarkDuke
02/12/21 7:16:08 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I'm dead serious. I set a recurring email with a hex to his public press team inbox every two hours and she did a physical spell at her altar. White women need to do something to help.
I feel like it's started receding, can she try fixing my hairline, that would be great, ok?

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Soup_or_Science
02/12/21 10:39:40 PM
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I'm just gonna post it for reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgfoQ2kClAw

I mean, I'm literally listening to that song out of the album, and whilst browsing this topic, he starts talking about "A senator dies today."

Who knows, Jen, you might be on to something

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JigsawTDC
02/13/21 12:21:29 AM
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jen it was joke please have your friend unhex me this isn't funny anymore
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Jen0125
02/13/21 1:17:19 AM
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JigsawTDC posted...
jen it was joke please have your friend unhex me this isn't funny anymore

I didn't tell her to hex you

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JigsawTDC
02/13/21 1:23:50 AM
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who is doing this then! Stop it please whoever you are!
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helIy
02/13/21 2:21:37 AM
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it's me

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adjl
02/13/21 12:06:30 PM
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Orwellian? Sir, you are at a trial that youre not even paying attention to, where you are saying that what happened didnt really happen, because you dont want to have to deal with the reality.

That's pretty savage. It incorporates both Huxley's and Orwell's dystopic visions (he's too interested in trivial matters to pay attention to real problems, plus he's participating in governmental denial of the truth of the matter), which are usually somewhat mutually exclusive, but the irony is nonetheless delicious.

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ClarkDuke
02/13/21 4:19:08 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I didn't tell her to hex you
i was actually sincerely asking jen, any help would be nice, ok?

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Jen0125
02/18/21 8:37:53 AM
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More bad press for Rafael

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-accused-flying-cancun
-texas-power-outages-photo-goes-viral-1570118

(remove the space after Cancun. Gamefaqs thought I was trying to type c*** )

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Clench281
02/18/21 8:40:51 AM
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We have to stop Jen, her powers have become too strong and unpredictable. The winter storm in texas is too much. Have pity on Ted Cruz, think of the innocents

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Blightzkrieg
02/18/21 8:41:47 AM
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It's crazy how consistently bad he chooses to make himself look

Like he knows he won't have to pay child support so he goes balls deep no condom

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Jen0125
02/18/21 8:44:14 AM
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Clench281 posted...
We have to stop Jen, her powers have become too strong and unpredictable. The winter storm in texas is too much. Have pity on Ted Cruz, think of the innocents

I should have done this for Trump ages ago

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Archgoat
02/18/21 11:00:13 AM
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Sadly he will skate on by. My fellow Texans like to elect a bunch of idiots. Cruz fleeing the state that is in crises, Abbot saying the right things until he goes on Hannity, then lets blame green energy, former Gov Rick Perry saying Texans would rather not have power than allow regulations on the electric system. A bunch of idiots.
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Cacciato
02/18/21 12:34:42 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
More bad press for Rafael

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-accused-flying-cancun
-texas-power-outages-photo-goes-viral-1570118

(remove the space after Cancun. Gamefaqs thought I was trying to type c*** )
Damn. This is what I came in this topic to post lol
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Blightzkrieg
02/18/21 12:41:13 PM
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Apparently he booked a flight back and the story they're going with is "he always planned to return immediately he was just spending the night with his family".

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RCtheWSBC
02/18/21 12:51:52 PM
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Archgoat posted...
Sadly he will skate on by. My fellow Texans like to elect a bunch of idiots. Cruz fleeing the state that is in crises, Abbot saying the right things until he goes on Hannity, then lets blame green energy, former Gov Rick Perry saying Texans would rather not have power than allow regulations on the electric system. A bunch of idiots.
I feel you on the cynicism, but their political capital is not drawn from an infinite well. More people have their eyes and ears open to all of this crap that has occurred under their leadership, and it really needs to be collectively addressed by TX citizens.

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Jen0125
02/18/21 1:02:55 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Apparently he booked a flight back and the story they're going with is "he always planned to return immediately he was just spending the night with his family".

Sure we all believe them

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Entity13
02/18/21 1:07:35 PM
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Because canceling flights is never a thing, and the sunk cost of one ticket (versus booking a return) is in no way fiscally responsible.

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Jen0125
02/18/21 1:36:40 PM
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JigsawTDC
02/18/21 2:11:54 PM
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idk who lifted my hex but i know you're lurking this thread, so thank you. I appreciate it.
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Jen0125
02/18/21 2:14:58 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
idk who lifted my hex but i know you're lurking this thread, so thank you. I appreciate it.

I'm glad but we did not hex you so maybe whoever hexed you is just a bad witch

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JigsawTDC
02/18/21 2:17:35 PM
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a bad witch for a bad boy
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lihlih
02/18/21 2:22:26 PM
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Archgoat posted...
Sadly he will skate on by. My fellow Texans like to elect a bunch of idiots. Cruz fleeing the state that is in crises, Abbot saying the right things until he goes on Hannity, then lets blame green energy, former Gov Rick Perry saying Texans would rather not have power than allow regulations on the electric system. A bunch of idiots.


I don't know, Beto was pretty close last time. Now with this dumbass event(Beto volunteering and helping out seniors while Cruz is vacationing in Cancun), it might be enough for dumbass Texans to open their eyes.
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Archgoat
02/18/21 4:22:35 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I feel you on the cynicism, but their political capital is not drawn from an infinite well. More people have their eyes and ears open to all of this crap that has occurred under their leadership, and it really needs to be collectively addressed by TX citizens.


lihlih posted...
I don't know, Beto was pretty close last time. Now with this dumbass event(Beto volunteering and helping out seniors while Cruz is vacationing in Cancun), it might be enough for dumbass Texans to open their eyes.

I hope you are both right, but I just don't see it happening. Most people will have zero knowledge of how Beto is doing more during this period (not sure he will even run against him in 2024) and that is a long time from now as well. Also, you just start talking about gun control and that is enough for millions of Texans to vote for the guy with the R next to his name. Maybe at least another republican can challenge him in 2024, I think that might work.
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Jen0125
02/18/21 4:54:35 PM
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https://twitter.com/ByERussell/status/1362447404310609921?s=19

Lmao his alibi is busted

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02/18/21 5:02:50 PM
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CarefreeDude
02/18/21 5:38:04 PM
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Jen use your magical witchy powers to bring my electricity back

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Jen0125
02/18/21 5:41:17 PM
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CarefreeDude posted...
Jen use your magical witchy powers to bring my electricity back

I only know how to use my powers for evil

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Entity13
02/18/21 5:44:21 PM
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Seriously, and I will repeat this take for a while:

A reasonable human being would have looked at the storm and the needs of other people, and either canceled the first flight altogether, or use whatever connections necessary to send one lucky family somewhere warm for the weekend while said reasonable person helped take care of everyone affected by the storm.

However, if reasonable people were in charge of Texas, it would have better precautions to keep its infrastructure running, rather than cutting corners on proper materials (lubrication, turbine heating, or cold-appropriate metals) just because "lol Texas so hot" and avarice combined. The people of Texas deserve better than this nonsense, and Cruz's flight highlights this utterly.

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