Poll of the Day > The hardest part of taking nudes

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IronBornCorps
09/12/20 4:46:20 PM
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Is cleaning your room
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Blightzkrieg
09/12/20 4:47:38 PM
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The hardest part of taking nudes is chaining her securely in place

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ChaosAzeroth
09/12/20 4:48:09 PM
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Is remembering to shut family sharing off...
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Jen0125
09/12/20 4:51:09 PM
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The hardest part for me is having self esteem but to each their own

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wwinterj25
09/12/20 4:52:52 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
Is cleaning your room

That wouldn't be the hardest part for me depending the type of shot I'm going for....

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IronBornCorps
09/12/20 4:52:58 PM
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ChaosAzeroth posted...
Is remembering to shut family sharing off...
That sounds no bueno.

Jen0125 posted...
The hardest part for me is having self esteem but to each their own

I run into this too. Like I'll take them then never share them.
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ClarkDuke
09/12/20 4:55:58 PM
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for me, it's always putting objects in the picture to give scale, ok?

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Blightzkrieg
09/12/20 4:58:07 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
for me, it's always putting objects in the picture to give scale, ok?
The trick is finding a below average sized banana

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ChaosAzeroth
09/12/20 5:24:10 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
That sounds no bueno.

It's definitely why I don't do it at all lmao.
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Metalsonic66
09/12/20 5:36:11 PM
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Is trimming the bush

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IronBornCorps
09/12/20 5:46:19 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Is trimming the bush

At least you trim
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Mead
09/12/20 5:47:10 PM
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getting the phone far enough away to see anything behind my monster dong

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adjl
09/12/20 5:49:50 PM
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Getting the phone far enough away that my dong looks like more than a uniform wall of flesh.

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HornedLion
09/12/20 6:04:22 PM
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The hardest part for me is the whole point.

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IronBornCorps
09/12/20 6:34:26 PM
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GanonsSpirit
09/12/20 6:36:56 PM
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Just have your willie sticking up out of the garbage.
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IronBornCorps
09/12/20 6:41:22 PM
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Next time you ask for a picture of a butthole, just know it's very hard to get a good angle, hold the camera, and spread dem cheeks.

Hard to do alone at least
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Metalsonic66
09/12/20 7:02:02 PM
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You gotta prop the camera somewhere and use a voice activation

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IronBornCorps
09/12/20 7:04:14 PM
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True, that's the easiest way to get it done if you're by yourself.

My only issue with voice activation is it can be hard to use and keep a sexy face
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Blightzkrieg
09/12/20 7:04:57 PM
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what's everyones opinion on the Captain America dick pic

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Metalsonic66
09/12/20 7:06:30 PM
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That's America's Dick

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IronBornCorps
09/12/20 7:10:17 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
what's everyones opinion on the Captain America dick pic

*Runs to google*
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IronBornCorps
09/12/20 7:16:53 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
That's America's Dick

This, thicc
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wolfy42
09/12/20 7:18:41 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
True, that's the easiest way to get it done if you're by yourself.

My only issue with voice activation is it can be hard to use and keep a sexy face


Just use the time delay/activation, then you can make a sexy face as well:)

Or ask a random person passing by to take them for you!

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Entity13
09/12/20 7:19:30 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
The hardest part for me is having self esteem but to each their own

I like to think you're in a better place there than I am. Having seen your pictures, I can almost say this with certainty.

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IronBornCorps
09/12/20 11:33:42 PM
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I hope you all can find a place where you are happy with your self esteem, regardless if you ever take a nude or not.

I grew up with 2 brothers, and I've never had anyone insult and hurt my feelings so deeply growing up, kind of like a shield I guess.
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SunWuKung420
09/13/20 12:48:10 AM
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Is knowing once you send one, be prepared for everyone to see it.

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IronBornCorps
09/13/20 12:51:09 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Is knowing once you send one, be prepared for everyone to see it.

Note not to send you any...
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SunWuKung420
09/13/20 12:55:54 AM
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IronBornCorps posted...
Note not to send you any...

I don't want them. I've also never sent any. If you think they weren't shared, that's a level of naivety I can't fix.

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IronBornCorps
09/13/20 12:57:29 AM
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K
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AWinterJ
09/13/20 3:32:53 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I don't want them. I've also never sent any. If you think they weren't shared, that's a level of naivety I can't fix.

I recall when you sent me your wifes nudes.

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InfestedAdam
09/13/20 4:05:06 AM
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IronBornCorps posted...
Next time you ask for a picture of a butthole, just know it's very hard to get a good angle, hold the camera, and spread dem cheeks.

Hard to do alone at least
Funny you mention that. I took photos of certain areas because it felt like I had a cyst or cut and wanted to see how minor or bad it mighta been. The photos were not even meant to be shared of course. Annoyed me to no end of how bad the angle was or out of focus the camera was.

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Cobalt_Wasps
09/13/20 4:14:53 AM
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select a different environment
duh

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YoukaiSlayer
09/13/20 4:26:53 AM
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InfestedAdam posted...
Funny you mention that. I took photos of certain areas because it felt like I had a cyst or cut and wanted to see how minor or bad it mighta been. The photos were not even meant to be shared of course. Annoyed me to no end of how bad the angle was or out of focus the camera was.
Had the same issue. Need 3 long arms and a lighting director for that shit.

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Kimbos_Egg
09/13/20 4:29:56 AM
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the hardest part is not getting caught
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dedbus
09/13/20 10:48:04 AM
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IronBornCorps posted...

Hey,hey, there are only so many ways to take a dick pick. Ladies have so many options in photography and fashion its unfair!
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lihlih
09/13/20 11:15:56 AM
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Is the TC a dude or a girl?
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Clench281
09/13/20 11:26:57 AM
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IronBornCorps posted...
Next time you ask for a picture of a butthole, just know it's very hard to get a good angle, hold the camera, and spread dem cheeks.

Hard to do alone at least

Set a photo timer. Set phone flat on ground with camera facing up. Squat and spread.

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captpackrat
09/13/20 12:12:25 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
Is cleaning your room
That's why I take most of my nudes outside.

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IronBornCorps
09/13/20 1:20:46 PM
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Lots of people here know how to take a picture of their butthole >.>
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MeteoricBurst
09/13/20 2:40:02 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
Lots of people here know how to take a picture of their butthole >.>

I just get someone to take those for me. It's hard to take any kind of ass shot by yourself, especially the good angles. I don't like mirror pics. Also, never be dumb enough to have your face in nudes, unless ya don't mind that stuff.

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IronBornCorps
09/13/20 2:43:18 PM
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MeteoricBurst posted...
I just get someone to take those for me. It's hard to take any kind of ass shot by yourself, especially the good angles. I don't like mirror pics. Also, never be dumb enough to have your face in nudes, unless ya don't mind that stuff.


This is exactly what I do. It's about the angle, plus it's easier to take multiple different ones and find your favorite with someone else.

I do have a couple nudes with my face in them, but those only get sent to special people...and watermarked.
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adjl
09/13/20 2:51:21 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I don't want them. I've also never sent any. If you think they weren't shared, that's a level of naivety I can't fix.

It's kind of sad that you don't even trust your wife to not share your pictures without your permission. People are absolutely more careless and naively trusting than they ought to be in general, but that doesn't mean there aren't people out there that can be trusted not to share them. Presumably, if you're choosing to marry somebody, that person should be so trustworthy.

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SunWuKung420
09/13/20 2:54:28 PM
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adjl posted...
It's kind of sad that you don't even trust your wife to not share your pictures without your permission.

When did I say that? Of course I'd trust her. You're really stretching logic there. My wife has no need for naked pictures of me. She also agrees that taking them is pointless.

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adjl
09/13/20 3:22:22 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
When did I say that?
SunWuKung420 posted...
If you think they weren't shared, that's a level of naivety I can't fix.

Unless you're assuming that you're the only person in the world that's in a relationship with a trustworthy person, which is just delusional instead of pitiful.

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IronBornCorps
09/13/20 9:39:32 PM
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I've never had an issue with sending them. Even if they were shared 99% don't have my face...just my booty.
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Metalsonic66
09/13/20 9:40:12 PM
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Gotta be proud of the booty

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IronBornCorps
09/13/20 9:40:45 PM
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You could say it's my best ASSet
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Metalsonic66
09/13/20 9:42:20 PM
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