Board 8 > Your First Thought 69: "Video game character that has the most sex."

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kateee 07/30/20 9:37:13 PM #51:	Sephiroth <cite>kateee posted [p:942800303] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Sephiroth </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZenOfThunder 07/30/20 9:58:19 PM #53:	TheRock1525 posted... Sonic There's an erotic fanfiction about Sonic telling Mario about his sexual conquests on his way to fuck Samus and its like 900 chapters long. Each chapter is Sonic telling Mario "THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I HAD SEX WITH ________" and the immediate next line is always Mario saying "YOU HAD-A THE SEX WITH _________?!" and its so awful and unintentionally hilarious and I've read most of it It's over btw sonic finally got to fuck Samus I'm not ashamed to be typing any of this btw --- (\|\| ' ' \|\|) "Your First Thought" - A Daily Topic Series 'Bout Thinkin': . /\|_\|\ https://bit.ly/YFTB8 [azuarc] <cite>ZenOfThunder posted [p:942801059] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>TheRock1525 posted... </cite> <quote>Sonic</quote> There's an erotic fanfiction about Sonic telling Mario about his sexual conquests on his way to fuck Samus and its like 900 chapters long. Each chapter is Sonic telling Mario "THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I HAD SEX WITH ________" and the immediate next line is always Mario saying "YOU HAD-A THE SEX WITH _________?!" and its so awful and unintentionally hilarious and I've read most of it It's over btw sonic finally got to fuck Samus I'm not ashamed to be typing any of this btw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arti 07/30/20 10:11:21 PM #54:	th3l3fty posted... Rance --- http://backloggery.com/articuno2001/sig.gif azuarc may not know the strength of songs in VGMC, but he conquered the guru in Game of the Decade 2! Congrats! <cite>Arti posted [p:942801496] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>th3l3fty posted... </cite> <quote>Rance</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greengravy294 07/30/20 10:22:04 PM #55:	geralt wtf are these replies --- https://imgur.com/a/LEqiW https://imgur.com/iXHxhET <cite>greengravy294 posted [p:942801847] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>geralt wtf are these replies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRock1525 07/30/20 11:48:00 PM #56:	ZenOfThunder posted... There's an erotic fanfiction about Sonic telling Mario about his sexual conquests on his way to fuck Samus and its like 900 chapters long. Each chapter is Sonic telling Mario "THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I HAD SEX WITH ________" and the immediate next line is always Mario saying "YOU HAD-A THE SEX WITH _________?!" and its so awful and unintentionally hilarious and I've read most of it It's over btw sonic finally got to fuck Samus I'm not ashamed to be typing any of this btw I, too, watch Game Grumps. --- TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues. <cite>TheRock1525 posted [p:942804629] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>ZenOfThunder posted... </cite> <quote>There's an erotic fanfiction about Sonic telling Mario about his sexual conquests on his way to fuck Samus and its like 900 chapters long. Each chapter is Sonic telling Mario "THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I HAD SEX WITH ________" and the immediate next line is always Mario saying "YOU HAD-A THE SEX WITH _________?!" and its so awful and unintentionally hilarious and I've read most of it It's over btw sonic finally got to fuck Samus I'm not ashamed to be typing any of this btw</quote>I, too, watch Game Grumps. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calintares 07/30/20 11:50:54 PM #57:	any harem game protagonist --- ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die. <cite>Calintares posted [p:942804706] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>any harem game protagonist </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninkendo 07/31/20 12:13:58 AM #58:	Geralt of Rivia --- https://imgtc.com/i/iJnhdkc.gif https://imgtc.com/i/j45EVGx.png <cite>ninkendo posted [p:942805415] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Geralt of Rivia </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arishok 07/31/20 12:58:03 AM #59:	The Hero of Ferelden. --- When the shadows are devoured by even darker shadows, the curtain pulls back and reveals, a world without light! <cite>Arishok posted [p:942806504] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>The Hero of Ferelden.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoogleKupo141 07/31/20 1:05:27 AM #60:	Duke Nukem although I think its equally likely that hes a virgin --- For your Azuarc* .* At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza <cite>MoogleKupo141 posted [p:942806674] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Duke Nukem although I think its equally likely that hes a virgin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoogleKupo141 07/31/20 1:06:41 AM #61:	Dels posted... Auron I don't know why Auron is definitely volcel. --- For your Azuarc* .* At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza <cite>MoogleKupo141 posted [p:942806703] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Dels posted...</cite> <quote>Auron I don't know why </quote> Auron is definitely volcel.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trdl23 07/31/20 1:23:52 AM #62:	Geralt Shepard is a close second --- E come vivo? Vivo! <cite>trdl23 posted [p:942807080] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Geralt Shepard is a close second </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drakeryn 07/31/20 1:25:02 AM #63:	Dante/Morrigan, not sure which came first --- another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high <cite>Drakeryn posted [p:942807109] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Dante/Morrigan, not sure which came first</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steiner 07/31/20 1:26:47 AM #64:	my first thought was "nice" --- Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending To write it down for all the world to see <cite>Steiner posted [p:942807137] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>my first thought was "nice" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 07/31/20 1:28:15 AM #65:	Cloud. I obviously have ff7 on the brain big time recently. --- Not to be confused with XIII_stones. https://imgur.com/agodP3r <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:942807170] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Cloud. I obviously have ff7 on the brain big time recently. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 07/31/20 1:31:47 AM #66:	God damn I don't know why I said Cloud there are so many better answers. --- Not to be confused with XIII_stones. https://imgur.com/agodP3r <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:942807251] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>God damn I don't know why I said Cloud there are so many better answers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drakeryn 07/31/20 1:35:53 AM #67:	https://twitter.com/Corzev1/status/1270940047114670081?s=20 --- another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high <cite>Drakeryn posted [p:942807334] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/Corzev1/status/1270940047114670081?s=20</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninkendo 07/31/20 1:39:26 AM #68:	Just saying most these answers are assuming these characters are boning off camera outside of their games Geralt is out there openly boning in his own games and is world famous for his boning Witcher 1 literally has a collectible card system for every woman he bones --- https://imgtc.com/i/iJnhdkc.gif https://imgtc.com/i/j45EVGx.png <cite>ninkendo posted [p:942807402] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Just saying most these answers are assuming these characters are boning off camera outside of their games Geralt is out there openly boning in his own games and is world famous for his boning Witcher 1 literally has a collectible card system for every woman he bones </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steiner 07/31/20 1:41:42 AM #69:	nice --- Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending To write it down for all the world to see <cite>Steiner posted [p:942807437] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RySenkari 07/31/20 1:56:57 AM #70:	Duke Nukem. --- This signature won't change until Chrono Trigger gets a re-release on a modern Nintendo console. <cite>RySenkari posted [p:942807722] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Duke Nukem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
banananor 07/31/20 2:02:55 AM #71:	Nathan drake And I'll defend this because he is hyper norm core and canonically has missionary sex with his wife 6 days a week Hard for geralt to beat that, given he's in the wilderness half the time --- You did indeed stab me in the back. However, you are only level one, whilst I am level 50. That means I should remain uninjured. <cite>banananor posted [p:942807840] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Nathan drake And I'll defend this because he is hyper norm core and canonically has missionary sex with his wife 6 days a week Hard for geralt to beat that, given he's in the wilderness half the time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scarletspeed7 07/31/20 2:08:51 AM #72:	Alienage Elf --- "It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human." ~Victor Frankenstein, Penny Dreadful <cite>scarletspeed7 posted [p:942807933] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Alienage Elf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ctesjbuvf 07/31/20 2:54:40 AM #73:	Kratos Which is a very good answer, along with Ditto and Geralt. I thought of Cathrine next. --- Guinness Book of World Records is the name of the diary that belongs to azuarc, the winner of the Game of the Decade II guru contest. <cite>ctesjbuvf posted [p:942808729] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Kratos Which is a very good answer, along with Ditto and Geralt. I thought of Cathrine next. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZenOfThunder 07/31/20 6:51:45 AM #74:	TheRock1525 posted... I, too, watch Game Grumps. I'm not kidding when I say I do not watch game grumps and I found the fanfiction organically The idea of being a game grumps fan is more offensive to me than being a terrible sonic set pervert --- (\|\| ' ' \|\|) "Your First Thought" - A Daily Topic Series 'Bout Thinkin': . /\|_\|\ https://bit.ly/YFTB8 [azuarc] <cite>ZenOfThunder posted [p:942811898] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>TheRock1525 posted... </cite> <quote>I, too, watch Game Grumps.</quote>I'm not kidding when I say I do not watch game grumps and I found the fanfiction organically The idea of being a game grumps fan is more offensive to me than being a terrible sonic set pervert </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/31/20 6:53:54 AM #75:	hombad46 posted... Captain Falcon --- MZero, to the extreme I never saw azuarc coming, but he won the Guru! <cite>MZero posted [p:942811922] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>hombad46 posted... </cite> <quote>Captain Falcon</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KCF0107 07/31/20 7:27:17 AM #76:	Geralt --- KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu <cite>KCF0107 posted [p:942812454] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Geralt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GildedFool 07/31/20 7:36:02 AM #77:	Geralt --- https://i.imgtc.com/tP0gkiQ.png <cite>GildedFool posted [p:942812579] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Geralt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarquessLaus 07/31/20 7:57:57 AM #78:	Nathan Drake was the first one that popped into my head, by no means accurate in the slightest --- "We'll tell the customers that the features promised are in a place outside of Heaven now" -- GransonEx <cite>MarquessLaus posted [p:942812926] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Nathan Drake was the first one that popped into my head, by no means accurate in the slightest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroSignal620 07/31/20 8:00:03 AM #79:	Always bet on Duke --- Formerly known as Raven 2 https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX <cite>ZeroSignal620 posted [p:942812965] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Always bet on Duke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hylianknight3 07/31/20 8:39:13 AM #80:	Lara Croft Not happy to have thought of a lady, which is very unchaste, and especially not happy I didnt think of something amusing instead! ZenOfThunder posted... The idea of being a game grumps fan is more offensive to me than being a terrible sonic set pervert I agree with this. --- The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship. <cite>hylianknight3 posted [p:942813765] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Lara Croft Not happy to have thought of a lady, which is very unchaste, and especially not happy I didnt think of something amusing instead! ZenOfThunder posted... </cite> <quote>The idea of being a game grumps fan is more offensive to me than being a terrible sonic set pervert</quote> I agree with this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZenOfThunder 07/31/20 10:14:08 AM #81:	I was actually expecting more Lara Crofts, I think because I associate her with Nathan Drake so much I don't actually think she has more sex than Nathan Drake or most characters listed so far --- (\|\| ' ' \|\|) "Your First Thought" - A Daily Topic Series 'Bout Thinkin': . /\|_\|\ https://bit.ly/YFTB8 [azuarc] <cite>ZenOfThunder posted [p:942816167] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>I was actually expecting more Lara Crofts, I think because I associate her with Nathan Drake so much I don't actually think she has more sex than Nathan Drake or most characters listed so far </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hylianknight3 07/31/20 10:19:36 AM #82:	what would be the most scientific way to determine the answer to this question --- The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship. <cite>hylianknight3 posted [p:942816340] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>what would be the most scientific way to determine the answer to this question </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZenOfThunder 07/31/20 11:43:13 AM #83:	it would have to be some kind of mathematical formula, like amount of copulations actually on screen, implied copulations, character's association with sexual promiscuity and some others all multiplied/divided in some way --- (\|\| ' ' \|\|) "Your First Thought" - A Daily Topic Series 'Bout Thinkin': . /\|_\|\ https://bit.ly/YFTB8 [azuarc] <cite>ZenOfThunder posted [p:942819009] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>it would have to be some kind of mathematical formula, like amount of copulations actually on screen, implied copulations, character's association with sexual promiscuity and some others all multiplied/divided in some way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HanOfTheNekos 07/31/20 12:11:49 PM #84:	Shepard --- "Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic <cite>HanOfTheNekos posted [p:942820115] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Shepard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wg64Z 07/31/20 12:33:42 PM #85:	Gilder (Skies of Arcadia) --- Do you like humor, gameplay, and daily content? Check out my hilarious let's play Youtube Channel, Tarvould's Quest! https://www.youtube.com/TarvouldsQuest <cite>wg64Z posted [p:942820938] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Gilder (Skies of Arcadia) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maniac64 07/31/20 12:39:22 PM #86:	Geralt --- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:942821148] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Geralt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hylianknight3 07/31/20 12:56:06 PM #87:	ZenOfThunder posted... it would have to be some kind of mathematical formula, like amount of copulations actually on screen, implied copulations, character's association with sexual promiscuity and some others all multiplied/divided in some way you always say you're not a stats guy, but i feel like this is your moment --- The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship. <cite>hylianknight3 posted [p:942821806] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>ZenOfThunder posted... </cite> <quote>it would have to be some kind of mathematical formula, like amount of copulations actually on screen, implied copulations, character's association with sexual promiscuity and some others all multiplied/divided in some way</quote> you always say you're not a stats guy, but i feel like this is your moment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Great_Paul 07/31/20 1:01:57 PM #88:	Tifa --- Bear Bro <cite>Great_Paul posted [p:942822031] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Tifa </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drakeryn 07/31/20 3:39:39 PM #89:	ZenOfThunder posted... it would have to be some kind of mathematical formula, like amount of copulations actually on screen, implied copulations, character's association with sexual promiscuity and some others all multiplied/divided in some way you also have to decide the standard. like, is it most total sex in one's lifetime? (in which case immortals and very long-lived characters have a natural advantage) or is it a sex per year basis? is there a bonus for onscreen sex? if there are multiple routes/romance options, do they all add up, or do they get averaged, or do you pick one "true" route to base your stats on? --- another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high <cite>Drakeryn posted [p:942827844] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>ZenOfThunder posted...</cite> <quote>it would have to be some kind of mathematical formula, like amount of copulations actually on screen, implied copulations, character's association with sexual promiscuity and some others all multiplied/divided in some way </quote> you also have to decide the standard. like, is it most total sex in one's lifetime? (in which case immortals and very long-lived characters have a natural advantage) or is it a sex per year basis? is there a bonus for onscreen sex? if there are multiple routes/romance options, do they all add up, or do they get averaged, or do you pick one "true" route to base your stats on?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jakyl25 07/31/20 5:23:22 PM #90:	I just want to say that people who chose Leisure Suit Larry have the exact wrong impression of him. His games are about him trying to get laid and mostly failing because hes a loser. Shepard was my first thought --- Thank you, Eddie Guerrero. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large <cite>Jakyl25 posted [p:942831569] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>I just want to say that people who chose Leisure Suit Larry have the exact wrong impression of him. His games are about him trying to get laid and mostly failing because hes a loser. Shepard was my first thought</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Janus5k 07/31/20 5:32:02 PM #91:	man I just noticed what day this was I'm good at this --- As a guru, only azuarc truly knew what it meant to Reach for the Moon. <cite>Janus5k posted [p:942831897] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>man I just noticed what day this was I'm good at this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uglyface2 07/31/20 5:46:26 PM #92:	Jakyl25 posted... I just want to say that people who chose Leisure Suit Larry have the exact wrong impression of him. His games are about him trying to get laid and mostly failing because hes a loser. He did alright in Love for Sail. I dont think hed be walking around a free man today, but he got a few. <cite>Uglyface2 posted [p:942832528] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Jakyl25 posted... </cite> <quote>I just want to say that people who chose Leisure Suit Larry have the exact wrong impression of him. His games are about him trying to get laid and mostly failing because hes a loser.</quote> He did alright in Love for Sail. I dont think hed be walking around a free man today, but he got a few. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_SecretSquirrel 08/01/20 2:21:02 AM #93:	wg64Z posted... Gilder (Skies of Arcadia) Honestly, Gilder spends way more time avoiding sex than actually getting any. Meanwhile, the epilogue says the girl from the tavern and her lost husband have like ten kids after the game ends. And then there's Vyse, who definitely spends the post game banging Aika and Fina every day on their ship. --- Agent Triple Zero at your service! This line reserved for the true greatone, azuarc, winner of Game of the Decade! <cite>_SecretSquirrel posted [p:942849716] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>wg64Z posted... </cite> <quote>Gilder (Skies of Arcadia)</quote>Honestly, Gilder spends way more time avoiding sex than actually getting any. Meanwhile, the epilogue says the girl from the tavern and her lost husband have like ten kids after the game ends. And then there's Vyse, who definitely spends the post game banging Aika and Fina every day on their ship. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yesmar_ 08/01/20 3:45:57 AM #94:	Snake --- Congrats on Advokaiser for winning the 2018 Guru Contest! Yesmar <cite>Yesmar_ posted [p:942851008] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Snake </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 08/01/20 5:59:41 AM #95:	Rance --- Congrats to Eli Ayase's #1 fan BK_Sheikah00 on winning the BYIG Guru Contest. <cite>voltch posted [p:942852714] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Rance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zylothewolf 08/01/20 6:02:34 AM #96:	First thought was Duke Nukem. Morrigan must be the correct answer here. --- Ngamer64: Zylo, you're making less sense every day. Azuarc >Me <cite>Zylothewolf posted [p:942852756] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>First thought was Duke Nukem. Morrigan must be the correct answer here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hylianknight3 08/01/20 5:44:36 PM #97:	After careful consideration, I have determined that the objective answer to this question is Chester. --- The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship. <cite>hylianknight3 posted [p:942871134] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>After careful consideration, I have determined that the objective answer to this question is Chester. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZenOfThunder 08/01/20 9:38:54 PM #98:	thinking of concluding this topic series, is there a point now that we have reached day 69 --- (\|\| ' ' \|\|) "Your First Thought" - A Daily Topic Series 'Bout Thinkin': . /\|_\|\ https://bit.ly/YFTB8 [azuarc] <cite>ZenOfThunder posted [p:942878923] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>thinking of concluding this topic series, is there a point now that we have reached day 69 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hylianknight3 08/01/20 10:03:06 PM #99:	There is a point in that it a very nice topic series --- The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship. <cite>hylianknight3 posted [p:942879720] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>There is a point in that it a very nice topic series </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alanna82 08/01/20 10:25:49 PM #100:	Tom Bombadil posted... Duke Nukem beats Leisure Suit Larry by a split second yeah this is exactly my thoughts --- Don't mess with a Bunny! <cite>Alanna82 posted [p:942880559] in Your First... [t:78882226]...</cite> <quote>Tom Bombadil posted... </cite> <quote>Duke Nukem beats Leisure Suit Larry by a split second</quote> yeah this is exactly my thoughts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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