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Philoktetes
02/24/20 7:36:10 AM
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https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/f7zxpa/americans_of_reddit_what_about_europe_makes_you/

ive never been to europe but WTF at some of this shit if its real

-no screens in windows
-no air conditioning
-bathrooms cost money to use
-water costs money in restaurants, no refills, no ice
-no clothes dryers
-no handicapped accessibility
-gas, drivers licenses are too expensive for the average person to drive
-taxes for radios and tvs
-everything in constant disrepair
-toilets dont use suction
-can be jailed for saying something offensive

i get the impression that the nicest european cities are like on par with rural mississippi
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Alucard188
02/24/20 7:37:23 AM
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Nice European cities are like postcards - very nice, but a paper-thin veneer.

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KillerSlaw
02/24/20 7:38:04 AM
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Paying to shit is the epitome of culture you swine

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trappedunderice
02/24/20 7:39:50 AM
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KillerSlaw
02/24/20 7:41:19 AM
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Also in the UK you need a license to watch BBC

Imagine if we needed a license for CBS, ABC, NBC, PBS and Fox lol

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Foppe
02/24/20 7:53:31 AM
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>no screens in windows
>no air conditioning
It is simply not hot enough during summer to have these.

>bathrooms cost money to use
Public ones? Yes, it keeps the drug users and alcoholics away.

>water costs money in restaurants, no refills, no ice
You pay for what you eat and drink.

>no clothes dryers
We got them.

>no handicapped accessibility
We got them.

>gas, drivers licenses are too expensive for the average person to drive
The politics want this.

>taxes for radios and tvs
Which gives some commercial free TV channels, yes.

>everything in constant disrepair
It is?

>toilets dont use suction
WTF is this suction crap?

Flushing all from above is superior.


>can be jailed for saying something offensive
This is better than all the screaming hate you got over there.

KillerSlaw posted...
Also in the UK you need a license to watch BBC

Imagine if we needed a license for CBS, ABC, NBC, PBS and Fox lol
Which would make CBS, ABC, NBC, PBS and Fox commercial free.

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Duncanwii
02/24/20 7:55:30 AM
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Foppe posted...
>no screens in windows
>no air conditioning
It is simply not hot enough during summer to have these.

>bathrooms cost money to use
Public ones? Yes, it keeps the drug users and alcoholics away.

>water costs money in restaurants, no refills, no ice
You pay for what you eat and drink.

>no clothes dryers
We got them.

>no handicapped accessibility
We got them.

>gas, drivers licenses are too expensive for the average person to drive
The politics want this.

>taxes for radios and tvs
Which gives some commercial free TV channels, yes.

>everything in constant disrepair
It is?

>toilets dont use suction
WTF is this suction crap?

Flushing all from above is superior.


>can be jailed for saying something offensive
This is better than all the screaming hate you got over there.

Which would make CBS, ABC, NBC, PBS and Fox commercial free.
Meh I'd prefer commercials if it meant TV was free. I honestly dont mind zoning out for 2 minutes if it saves me 200 dollars.

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fusespliff
02/24/20 8:14:02 AM
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I love how some Americans can't possibly comprehend that Europe isn't a single country with a single culture and a single set of rules.

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Zaltera
02/24/20 8:15:55 AM
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Foppe posted...
>no screens in windows
>no air conditioning
It is simply not hot enough during summer to have these.

Wish you'd tell that to my friend in Holland who frequently complains of the heat and being eaten alive by the mosquitoes that fly in through his windows.

When he told me his windows didn't have screens I was just baffled.

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Duncanwii
02/24/20 8:16:44 AM
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Zaltera posted...


When he told me his windows didn't have screens I was just baffled
Couldnt he just....buy screens?

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codey
02/24/20 8:16:57 AM
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It absolutely get hot enough in the summer in England to want a/c and screens on the windows. I lived next to a pig farm when I was stationed over there and opening the windows wasn't an option because the amount of flies that would flood my house was ridiculous.

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Duncanwii
02/24/20 8:18:07 AM
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codey posted...
You get taxed for the screens.
And I'm sure its money well spent to not get cooked alive.

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fusespliff
02/24/20 8:19:00 AM
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Zaltera posted...
Wish you'd tell that to my friend in Holland who frequently complains of the heat and being eaten alive by the mosquitoes that fly in through his windows.

When he told me his windows didn't have screens I was just baffled.

It's a different kind of heat here in the summer. And you can buy screens at each and every hardware store.


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BornIn1142
02/24/20 8:19:30 AM
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You should read the original post from the reverse perspective that this one is a response to.

Instead of stuff like "there's no good Mexican food," it was shock and puzzlement about paying tens of thousands for medical bills.

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BignutzisBack
02/24/20 8:19:30 AM
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Aeriis posted...
tfw when I'm at a restaurant in the UK and i ask for a water but forget to clarify that i want the most basic of all waters (tap) and they give me a bottle of water and i have to freakin pay like 2 pounds for it

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CrazyandLazy
02/24/20 8:20:55 AM
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Went to Frankfurt, Germany this year and was surprised by the small glass bottles for drinks they sell at 2.8 euros in restaurants.

There is barely any content in it! Only like 1 normal sized gulp worth of liquid in the bottles.
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fusespliff
02/24/20 8:23:35 AM
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Aeriis posted...
tfw when I'm at a restaurant in the UK and i ask for a water but forget to clarify that i want the most basic of all waters (tap) and they give me a bottle of water and i have to freakin pay like 2 pounds for it

Giving guests tap water unless specified is frowned upon. I always thought that was the same in the US.
Don't know about the UK, but here if you specifically say "I want tap" they're obligated to give it to you for free.

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Mareen
02/24/20 8:26:06 AM
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Europe's not a single country though.

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SaccharineSmile
02/24/20 8:26:57 AM
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Man I did a eurotrip last year and was so excited since Europe looked and sounded so cool in movies and tv shows and shit

and it fucking sucked I dunno man but I just cant imagine me living in an euro country its literally the small stuff that makes it non liveable

I mean London was okay but dude

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teepan95
02/24/20 8:32:01 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/f7zxpa/americans_of_reddit_what_about_europe_makes_you/

ive never been to europe but WTF at some of this shit if its real

-no screens in windows false
-no air conditioning false
-bathrooms cost money to use Not necessarily, but those that do are nicer than those that don't
-water costs money in restaurants, no refills, no ice you get ice, otherwise true
-no clothes dryers false
-no handicapped accessibility false
-gas, drivers licenses are too expensive for the average person to drive false, everyone and their mother has a car here
-taxes for radios and tvs Not for radio, only for TV. Even then it funds a TV station
-everything in constant disrepair false
-toilets dont use suction No idea what this means
-can be jailed for saying something offensive cry moar

i get the impression that the nicest european cities are like on par with rural mississippi

I live in Germany btw
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SoundNetwork
02/24/20 8:32:40 AM
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Aeriis posted...
yeah, but tap is always free, and whenever I asked for water I'd always have to pay for it since they give you a bottle and not water from the soda fountain or something
imagine having to tip tho ur basically paying for water

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fusespliff
02/24/20 8:44:45 AM
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Aeriis posted...
yeah, but tap is always free, and whenever I asked for water I'd always have to pay for it since they give you a bottle and not water from the soda fountain or something

...soda....fountain?
Is that the thing they have at McDs where you can refill? Used to be somewhat common, but haven't seen it anywhere besides Pizza Hut and Lunch Garden the past 2 decades. Even McDs got rid of it in the late 90s due to teens hanging out all day paying for a single drink.
And yeah, you have to specifically ask for tap. I honestly wouldn't even dare to drink tap in some parts of Europe so I'm glad that I get a bottle so I can see where my water comes from.

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Vicious_Dios
02/24/20 8:49:17 AM
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This is why America is the best.

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HydraSlayer82
02/24/20 8:52:56 AM
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I definitely didnt pay for water at restaurants in Ireland?

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KillerSlaw
02/24/20 8:55:44 AM
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Foppe posted...
Which would make CBS, ABC, NBC, PBS and Fox commercial free.

We pay for cable and satellite and it isn't commercial free though

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Malfunction
02/24/20 8:57:23 AM
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All of this is extremely true and indeed worse irl and every American person should refuse to visit Europe from now on
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Foppe
02/24/20 9:04:40 AM
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KillerSlaw posted...
We pay for cable and satellite and it isn't commercial free though
One of the selling points for cable was that it was commercial free.
Then you fucked up and allowed them to phase in commercials.

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Hornezz
02/24/20 9:10:55 AM
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-no screens in windows
They're not uncommon at all, though the further north you go the fewer bugs you get.

-no air conditioning
Unnecessary in the northern parts.

-bathrooms cost money to use
Depends on where you go.

-water costs money in restaurants, no refills, no ice
Not true, tap water is usually free and you do get ice. No free refills is true though.

-no clothes dryers
What? This is the strangest one on the list lol

-no handicapped accessibility
I guess this is true for the old/medieval parts of cities. Modern parts are plenty accessible though.

-gas, drivers licenses are too expensive for the average person to drive
More expensive than USA, yes. Too expensive for the average person, no.

-taxes for radios and tvs
My country got rid of them decades ago, not sure about the rest of Europe.

-everything in constant disrepair
Nonsense

-toilets dont use suction
???

-can be jailed for saying something offensive
Small price to pay for not having KKK parades.

Do Americans really believe everything they read on the internet?

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fusespliff
02/24/20 9:16:34 AM
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On the handicapped accessibility issue...maybe the fact that we don't have thousands of fat people riding scooters plays into that as well. I've seen pics of US stores with multiple of those in a single pic, I've never seen a single one IRL.

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Philoktetes
02/24/20 9:19:05 AM
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fusespliff posted...
On the handicapped accessibility issue...maybe the fact that we don't have thousands of fat people riding scooters plays into that as well. I've seen pics of US stores with multiple of those in a single pic, I've never seen a single one IRL.


ok fatphobe
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KillerSlaw
02/24/20 9:19:53 AM
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Imagine calling popsicles cold on the cob

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fusespliff
02/24/20 9:27:46 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
ok fatphobe

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to diss your cool ride.

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Parappa09
02/24/20 9:37:43 AM
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BlueMage279 posted...
@Parappa09 C/D?
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europe is so bad that we dont want any americans to migrate here

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Ving_Rhames
02/24/20 9:38:33 AM
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Hornezz posted...
Do Americans really believe everything they read on the internet?

Americans are pretty uh

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Hicks233
02/24/20 9:40:35 AM
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fusespliff posted...
I love how some Americans can't possibly comprehend that Europe isn't a single country with a single culture and a single set of rules.
Well... they've been trying to make that a reality.

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darkphoenix181
02/24/20 9:44:04 AM
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Anything compared to the GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH!!!! will come up short.
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cmiller4642
02/24/20 9:45:58 AM
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Oh noes they don't drive?

They have a little thing called public transportation, something we never invest in.

You can hop on a magical invention called a train in Europe and go everywhere without the need to be tied to a car that needs insurance, gas, registration, etc...
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fusespliff
02/24/20 9:47:27 AM
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Hicks233 posted...
Well... they've been trying to make that a reality.

Yeah, but that can be said for pretty much anywhere due to globalization. And both the US and EU have a nasty habit of forcing their way of doing things onto other nations.
Don't think they'll ever succeed as far as Europe goes...just too many differences and languages. Hell, I live in a country that's a speck on the map and we have 3 official languages.

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teepan95
02/24/20 9:52:31 AM
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fusespliff posted...
Hicks233 posted...
Well... they've been trying to make that a reality.

Yeah, but that can be said for pretty much anywhere due to globalization. And both the US and EU have a nasty habit of forcing their way of doing things onto other nations.
Don't think they'll ever succeed as far as Europe goes...just too many differences and languages. Hell, I live in a country that's a speck on the map and we have 3 official languages.

His post was a dogwhistle regarding immigration
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philsov
02/24/20 9:56:24 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
-no clothes dryers


Imagine living in place that actively bans clothes lines like most of urban and suburban america, so we are forced to burn energy and need money on a capital good just so we can claim we're not poor. Fuck HOAs.
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The Trent
02/24/20 9:59:18 AM
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make clothes lines great again

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fusespliff
02/24/20 9:59:45 AM
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teepan95 posted...
His post was a dogwhistle regarding immigration

Oh I didn't catch that, thanks.

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Parappa09
02/24/20 10:00:18 AM
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BlueMage279 posted...
fine I didn't wanna go anyway
there's like 0 cute guys over here either, especially in countries like netherlands and germany

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Squall28
02/24/20 10:00:46 AM
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I'm convinced people who want the US to be like Europe have not lived in Europe.

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E32005
02/24/20 10:02:52 AM
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america is full of 3rd world shit; especially our infrastructure.

not sure why americans are in here being hypocrites...
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teepan95
02/24/20 10:04:42 AM
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Squall28 posted...
I'm convinced people who want the US to be like Europe have not lived in Europe.

I'm someone who wants the US to be like Europe and I've only lived in Europe
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