Poll of the Day > Which one of these items would you rather have?

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WastelandCowboy
01/31/20 2:15:41 AM
#1:


Which one of these items would you rather have?










One of these options is yours for the taking. You cant sell it back, refund, sell it to anyone, or trade it for anything. The item must be used by you, consumed by you, work by you, etc. just you and only you.
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Kyuubi4269
01/31/20 2:23:55 AM
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Bottle of rum, because it saves me buying it.
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FrozenBananas
01/31/20 2:29:58 AM
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Dang I thought that three pound bag of fresh fruit was gonna be weed my dude

i went with the toilet paper

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Mead
01/31/20 2:32:27 AM
#4:


Ill take the soap

I buy nice soap and the bars last quite a while

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DeltaBladeX
01/31/20 3:15:15 AM
#6:


Socks, could always use more
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Zacek
01/31/20 3:17:51 AM
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The toilet paper because... you never know!

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xjayguyx
01/31/20 3:18:46 AM
#8:


Booze or ass wipe
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afrodude77
01/31/20 3:49:15 AM
#9:


You can never have enough socks or boxers

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FatalAccident
01/31/20 4:01:04 AM
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DeltaBladeX posted...
Socks, could always use more
This because this

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ReggieTheReckless
01/31/20 6:10:48 AM
#11:


Fruit!
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Lordkill
01/31/20 7:07:05 AM
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Toilet paper. Don't have enough...

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NeoSioType
01/31/20 7:22:12 AM
#13:


Please don't freeze the eggs when you send them through the mail.
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captpackrat
01/31/20 7:29:05 AM
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  1. I don't change my own oil because the driveway is gravel and the garage has a dirt floor.

  2. I don't smoke
  3. I don't drink
  4. I have plenty of fruit already
  5. I already have a several year supply of soap (clearance sales FTW)
  6. I have an entire drawer full of socks
  7. I don't think faux milk
  8. I already have a package of TP from Costco, should last another year or so
  9. There are 2 dozen eggs in the fridge


So I guess that just leaves the porn....

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Far-Queue
01/31/20 7:33:56 AM
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captpackrat posted...
5. I have plenty of fruit already

So I guess that just leaves the porn....

You do realize you're posting this to the internet, bastion of free streaming porn, no?

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dancer62
01/31/20 8:04:42 AM
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Mostly 99 to $5 items, that I buy as needed? Why would I care? Probably motor oil, since it's more expensive, but I don't buy only a quart.

I notice that some people interpreted the "alcohol" as liquor, rather than rubbing alcohol or fuel line additive. If so, maybe a nice $25 cognac rather than an 88 bottle of rubbing alcohol to sterilize earrings? Nah.

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Llamachama
01/31/20 8:52:14 AM
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https://imgur.com/iSAEPrZ

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KJ StErOiDs
01/31/20 9:04:41 AM
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Eggs. Man I do love eggs!

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afrodude77
01/31/20 10:01:07 AM
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captpackrat posted...
1. I don't change my own oil because the driveway is gravel and the garage has a dirt floor.
2.

3. I don't smoke
4. I don't drink
5. I have plenty of fruit already
6. I already have a several year supply of soap (clearance sales FTW)
7. I have an entire drawer full of socks
8. I don't think faux milk
9. I already have a package of TP from Costco, should last another year or so
10. There are 2 dozen eggs in the fridge

So I guess that just leaves the porn....

Sell the cigs for 50 cents and use the 10 bucks for whatever you want

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Entity13
01/31/20 10:36:43 AM
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afrodude77 posted...
Sell the cigs for 50 cents and use the 10 bucks for whatever you want

You're unable to sell.

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TheSlinja
01/31/20 10:36:58 AM
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I was LITERALLY just about to go get a quart of oil

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gguirao
01/31/20 3:01:42 PM
#22:


Alcohol.

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Mead
01/31/20 4:19:37 PM
#23:


WastelandCowboy posted...
You cant sell it back, refund, sell it to anyone, or trade it for anything.

who is gonna stop me

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WastelandCowboy
01/31/20 4:21:57 PM
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Mead posted...
who is gonna stop me
the laws of physics and free will
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SunWuKung420
01/31/20 5:37:28 PM
#25:


The soap as long as it's my preferred bar soap.

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The Popo
01/31/20 7:04:32 PM
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The TP. Im 100% going to use that.

Probably followed by the booze, since its the most expensive item on here that I would want to use. Then the socks. Then I a buncha stuff that would be kinda even.

The only things I wouldnt want are the porn (I dont need an item that has an almost limitless supply online) and the cigarettes (I dont smoke).

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AllstarSniper32
01/31/20 7:21:34 PM
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I'm curious about what the porn would be so I'll just go with that.

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SilentSeph
01/31/20 7:23:56 PM
#28:


I could go for an omelet right now

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Bugmeat
01/31/20 9:36:02 PM
#29:


Soap. My last bar is getting small. This would save me from having to get more for awhile.


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wwinterj25
01/31/20 9:38:44 PM
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The only things that interest me here are:

A pornographic magazine
A 750ml bottle of alcohol

Given the internet probably has better porn than that magazine I voted alcohol. I just hope it's at least decent alcohol.

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Dikitain
01/31/20 9:40:53 PM
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Toilet paper, literally the only thing on that list that I NEVER want to run out of.

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Zeus
01/31/20 9:47:51 PM
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Either the porn or the toilet paper.

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wwinterj25
01/31/20 9:49:11 PM
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Zeus posted...
Either the porn or the toilet paper.
Those do go hand in hand....

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