Poll of the Day > What would you like to be/think will be your last words?

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Action53
09/07/19 3:07:16 PM
#1:


I'd like mine to be :

"I buried the treasure...."

I also plan to make our kids think they're getting a big inheritance but when they show up to open the safe it's full of their mother and I's homemade smut
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dragon504
09/07/19 3:12:20 PM
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Zeus
09/07/19 3:12:24 PM
#3:


"I'll be right back."
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myghostisdead
09/07/19 4:23:26 PM
#4:


If I speak at all it probably won't make sense if I have dementia unless I have a moment of clarity then it will probably be something stupid like " Where is the cat?". If I get killed in an accident it will probably be something like " Oh shit" and if I die in because of an illness I will probably be out of it on drugs so I probably won't say anything at all.

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Cacciato
09/07/19 4:27:23 PM
#5:


I wanna die muffled by flesh, so I dont think itll matter.
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dedbus
09/07/19 5:54:42 PM
#6:


myghostisdead posted...
If I speak at all it probably won't make sense if I have dementia unless I have a moment of clarity then it will probably be something stupid like " Where is the cat?". If I get killed in an accident it will probably be something like " Oh shit" and if I die in because of an illness I will probably be out of it on drugs so I probably won't say anything at all.

Even at your best you're going to be losing yourself and most likely drugged out of your mind. I think I'm going to leave a note instead.
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LinkPizza
09/07/19 5:59:03 PM
#7:


More cheese!
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Mead
09/07/19 6:00:04 PM
#8:


This is actually perfectly safe. Allow me to demonstrate.

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CTLM
09/07/19 6:05:36 PM
#9:


I'm pretty sure I put it together right
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zebatov
09/07/19 6:31:18 PM
#10:


Marry me with my money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1eNW7GG_Q8" data-time="


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captpackrat
09/07/19 9:51:00 PM
#11:


When I die, I want to go quietly in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his airplane.
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Sarcasthma
09/07/19 9:55:41 PM
#12:


"This is gonna be the fattest vape rip of all time, Mr. President."
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wolfy42
09/07/19 10:01:50 PM
#13:


Finally
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wwinterj25
09/07/19 10:11:47 PM
#14:


I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist. Bernard de Fontenelle
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synth_real
09/07/19 10:23:28 PM
#15:


"I hope this works"
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Revelation34
09/08/19 12:53:35 AM
#16:


"Get off my lawn!"
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Smiffwilm
09/08/19 9:44:01 PM
#17:


Game over.
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KJ StErOiDs
09/08/19 9:51:09 PM
#18:


"Good night. Goodbye."
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DevilSummoner1
09/08/19 10:00:30 PM
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