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Action53 09/07/19 3:07:16 PM #1: |
I'd like mine to be :
"I buried the treasure...." I also plan to make our kids think they're getting a big inheritance but when they show up to open the safe it's full of their mother and I's homemade smut --- Plsbemeantome.sarahah.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dragon504 09/07/19 3:12:20 PM #2: |
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Zeus 09/07/19 3:12:24 PM #3: |
"I'll be right back."
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myghostisdead 09/07/19 4:23:26 PM #4: |
If I speak at all it probably won't make sense if I have dementia unless I have a moment of clarity then it will probably be something stupid like " Where is the cat?". If I get killed in an accident it will probably be something like " Oh shit" and if I die in because of an illness I will probably be out of it on drugs so I probably won't say anything at all.
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Cacciato 09/07/19 4:27:23 PM #5: |
I wanna die muffled by flesh, so I dont think itll matter.
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dedbus 09/07/19 5:54:42 PM #6: |
myghostisdead posted...
If I speak at all it probably won't make sense if I have dementia unless I have a moment of clarity then it will probably be something stupid like " Where is the cat?". If I get killed in an accident it will probably be something like " Oh shit" and if I die in because of an illness I will probably be out of it on drugs so I probably won't say anything at all. Even at your best you're going to be losing yourself and most likely drugged out of your mind. I think I'm going to leave a note instead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 09/07/19 5:59:03 PM #7: |
More cheese!
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Mead 09/07/19 6:00:04 PM #8: |
This is actually perfectly safe. Allow me to demonstrate.
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CTLM 09/07/19 6:05:36 PM #9: |
I'm pretty sure I put it together right
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zebatov 09/07/19 6:31:18 PM #10: |
Marry me with my money.
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captpackrat 09/07/19 9:51:00 PM #11: |
When I die, I want to go quietly in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his airplane.
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Sarcasthma 09/07/19 9:55:41 PM #12: |
"This is gonna be the fattest vape rip of all time, Mr. President."
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wolfy42 09/07/19 10:01:50 PM #13: |
Finally
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wwinterj25 09/07/19 10:11:47 PM #14: |
I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist. Bernard de Fontenelle
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synth_real 09/07/19 10:23:28 PM #15: |
"I hope this works"
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Revelation34 09/08/19 12:53:35 AM #16: |
"Get off my lawn!"
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Smiffwilm 09/08/19 9:44:01 PM #17: |
Game over.
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KJ StErOiDs 09/08/19 9:51:09 PM #18: |
"Good night. Goodbye."
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DevilSummoner1 09/08/19 10:00:30 PM #19: |
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