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Milkman5
08/15/19 3:36:48 PM
#1:


The planeteers had a fucking private jet and flew everywhere even though Captain Planet could fly and Linka had the power of wind.

Their Jet and other vehicles were huge too, clearly designed for comfortability over efficiency.

Fucking scumbags

Not to mention Captain Planet affectively destroyed the entire 1st world by spreading overpopulation propaganda at a critical time.

Now 1st world countries are collapsing, with an aging population and not enough young people to support them or maintain the workforce. All the best countries, the countries that watched Captain Planet, have cripplingly low birth rates, much lower than the replacement rate.

Captain Planet effectively destroyed civilized society.

He is a plague to the Earth and must be stopped.
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Dyinglegacy
08/15/19 3:42:16 PM
#2:


I always knew there was something fishy about that colorful bastard. Thanks for clearing it up, Tc.
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Giant_Aspirin
08/15/19 3:43:02 PM
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wasn't there a pretty strong anti-captain planet propaganda effort by Repubs?

edit: i cant find any reference to this, i might have made it up <_<
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Holy_Pumpkin
08/15/19 3:43:13 PM
#4:


Alright chums, let's do this

EARTH!
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MabusIncarnate
08/15/19 3:43:56 PM
#5:


Captain Planet? He's our hero.

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HylianFox
08/15/19 3:43:56 PM
#6:


don't forget Gaia spying on everyone with her crystal monitor

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RickyTheBAWSE
08/15/19 3:44:03 PM
#7:


Giant_Aspirin posted...
wasn't there a pretty strong anti-captain planet propaganda effort by Repubs?


they created Captain Pollution.

that bastard...
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VanananaHeyHey
08/15/19 3:44:12 PM
#8:


I'm pretty sure they mention explicity that the plane is solar- or Heart-powered at least once.

Also, get outta here with that replacement rate BS; if women weren't bred to death to have sixteen or more children for six hundred years, the population wouldn't be so artificially high.
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ThePrinceFish
08/15/19 3:45:23 PM
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Captain Planet is a communist hippie job killer
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Lairen
08/15/19 3:45:37 PM
#10:


Heart? Seriously?

What?
The?
Fuck?
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HylianFox
08/15/19 3:46:21 PM
#11:


Lairen posted...
Heart? Seriously?

What?
The?
Fuck?


haven't you ever seen The Fifth Element?

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s0nicfan
08/15/19 3:47:27 PM
#12:


UsrDdHrRJO5xe
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Milkman5
08/15/19 3:47:52 PM
#13:


So they are intentionally withholding technology from the rest of the planet so they can use it for themselves?

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

youre telling me, they figured out a way to make huge vehicles that have no carbon waste and only they use it?

Hahahhahaha

Captain Planet is a scumbag
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HylianFox
08/15/19 3:48:30 PM
#14:


Milkman5 posted...
youre telling me, they figured out a way to make huge vehicles that have no carbon waste and only they use it?


there's not enough heart to go around

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RickyTheBAWSE
08/15/19 3:50:02 PM
#15:


HylianFox posted...
Lairen posted...
Heart? Seriously?

What?
The?
Fuck?


haven't you ever seen The Fifth Element?


Chris Tucker is the first image I got...
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gguirao
08/15/19 5:14:17 PM
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Holy_Pumpkin posted...
Alright chums, let's do this

EARTH!

FIRE!
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DevsBro
08/15/19 5:17:47 PM
#17:


Rules of thumb about fan theories:

1. It's wrong.
2. If it makes the good guy and bad guy or vice-verse, it's extra wrong.
3. If it makes the universe darker or less innocent, it's super wrong.
4. If it's sexual, it's hyper wrong.
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Strider102
08/15/19 5:17:54 PM
#18:


But...Captain Planet is a hero! He's going to take pollution down to zero!

gguirao posted...
Holy_Pumpkin posted...
Alright chums, let's do this

EARTH!

FIRE!

WIND!
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RickyTheBAWSE
08/15/19 5:21:34 PM
#19:


Strider102 posted...
But...Captain Planet is a hero! He's going to take pollution down to zero!

gguirao posted...
Holy_Pumpkin posted...
Alright chums, let's do this

EARTH!

FIRE!

WIND!

*Bruce Lee stance*
WATER!
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glitteringfairy
08/15/19 5:21:41 PM
#20:


DevsBro posted...
Rules of thumb about fan theories:

1. It's wrong.
2. If it makes the good guy and bad guy or vice-verse, it's extra wrong.
3. If it makes the universe darker or less innocent, it's super wrong.
4. If it's sexual, it's hyper wrong.

Then I don't want to be right.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/15/19 5:25:20 PM
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Linka's use of wind in order to levitate was highly taxing on her. She could not maintain it for very long.
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VanananaHeyHey
08/15/19 5:36:47 PM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
Strider102 posted...
But...Captain Planet is a hero! He's going to take pollution down to zero!

gguirao posted...
Holy_Pumpkin posted...
Alright chums, let's do this

EARTH!

FIRE!

WIND!

*Bruce Lee stance*
WATER!


HEART!
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Strider102
08/15/19 5:37:35 PM
#23:


VanananaHeyHey posted...
RickyTheBAWSE posted...
Strider102 posted...
But...Captain Planet is a hero! He's going to take pollution down to zero!

gguirao posted...
Holy_Pumpkin posted...
Alright chums, let's do this

EARTH!

FIRE!

WIND!

*Bruce Lee stance*
WATER!


HEART!


GO PLANET!
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Unspecified_NPC
08/15/19 5:38:42 PM
#24:


Captain Planet, he's a zero, he fuels pollution; ain't no hero
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Darmik
08/15/19 6:08:05 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
So they are intentionally withholding technology from the rest of the planet so they can use it for themselves?

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

youre telling me, they figured out a way to make huge vehicles that have no carbon waste and only they use it?

Hahahhahaha

Captain Planet is a scumbag


Why would the capitalists move to solar/heart powered vehicles and lose money on fuels?
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Umbreon
08/16/19 12:54:32 AM
#27:


Well he did kick someone in the balls once....
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SauI_Goodman
08/16/19 12:55:45 AM
#28:


gonna take pollution down to ZERO
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Questionmarktarius
08/16/19 12:56:34 AM
#29:


DevsBro posted...
Rules of thumb about fan theories:

1. It's wrong.
2. If it makes the good guy and bad guy or vice-verse, it's extra wrong.
3. If it makes the universe darker or less innocent, it's super wrong.
4. If it's sexual, it's hyper wrong.

...even Urotsukidoji fan theories?
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WaterLink
08/16/19 1:00:22 AM
#30:


VanananaHeyHey posted...
Also, get outta here with that replacement rate BS; if women weren't bred to death to have sixteen or more children for six hundred years, the population wouldn't be so artificially high.

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kayoticdreamz
08/16/19 1:01:54 AM
#31:


VanananaHeyHey posted...
I'm pretty sure they mention explicity that the plane is solar- or Heart-powered at least once.

Also, get outta here with that replacement rate BS; if women weren't bred to death to have sixteen or more children for six hundred years, the population wouldn't be so artificially high.

not only is this hyperbole,it's also inaccurate and a gross liberal misrepresentation of the facts.

p.s.

TC is right. Plus some of the planeteers are minors, he's literally forcing minors to do his dirty work. And he basically forces everyone to do his work via propaganda threats about the earth ending.
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Questionmarktarius
08/16/19 1:03:37 AM
#32:


WaterLink posted...
CeoeeA1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_Revolution
There. That's why.
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WaterLink
08/16/19 1:05:06 AM
#33:


Questionmarktarius posted...
WaterLink posted...
CeoeeA1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_Revolution
There. That's why.

So mid 1800s? What about the time from the 1400s until then?
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RchHomieQuanChi
08/16/19 1:06:55 AM
#34:


Billy Ray Cyrus for Captain Planeta!!!
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Questionmarktarius
08/16/19 1:08:09 AM
#35:


WaterLink posted...
So mid 1800s? What about the time from the 1400s until then?

Bumbling towards the industrial revolution.
Also international trade caught on around then. That's why Columbus was looking for a shortcut to China.
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cjsdowg
08/16/19 1:11:38 AM
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I can't remember what the topic was about. But I remember they kept getting on wheeler's case about everything. One week the complained because he did something. Then the next week they complained that he did the opposite thing. I really wish I could remember what it was.. but I remember as kid it pissed me off.
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0AbsoluteZero0
08/16/19 1:11:46 AM
#37:


Giant_Aspirin posted...
wasn't there a pretty strong anti-captain planet propaganda effort by Repubs?

edit: i cant find any reference to this, i might have made it up <_<

To be fair it seems like the sort of thing Republicans would throw a fit over, especially these days. God damned liberals trying to teach children to respect the planet and environment? Not on my watch!
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St0rmFury
08/16/19 1:14:34 AM
#38:


Milkman5 posted...
Captain Planet effectively destroyed civilized society.

Maybe that's the keikaku.

He's Captain Planet, not Captain Humanity.

Without humanity, Earth can begin to recover.
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kayoticdreamz
08/16/19 3:19:00 AM
#39:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
wasn't there a pretty strong anti-captain planet propaganda effort by Repubs?

edit: i cant find any reference to this, i might have made it up <_<

To be fair it seems like the sort of thing Republicans would throw a fit over, especially these days. God damned liberals trying to teach children to respect the planet and environment? Not on my watch!

maybe if the liberals would put forth a plan for the environment that wasn't sheer lunacy
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DirkDiggles
08/16/19 3:23:50 AM
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I always thought that Dr. Blight was pretty hot.
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RickyTheBAWSE
08/16/19 3:42:03 AM
#41:


kayoticdreamz posted...
VanananaHeyHey posted...
I'm pretty sure they mention explicity that the plane is solar- or Heart-powered at least once.

Also, get outta here with that replacement rate BS; if women weren't bred to death to have sixteen or more children for six hundred years, the population wouldn't be so artificially high.

not only is this hyperbole,it's also inaccurate and a gross liberal misrepresentation of the facts.

p.s.

TC is right. Plus some of the planeteers are minors, he's literally forcing minors to do his dirty work. And he basically forces everyone to do his work via propaganda threats about the earth ending.


they seem to be pretty willing to do their duty. teenagers are the easiest to motivate to go to battle, whether it be to fight for Zordon or to fight for Uncle Sam.

teenagers with attitude
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ButteryMales
08/16/19 3:47:40 AM
#42:


kayoticdreamz posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
wasn't there a pretty strong anti-captain planet propaganda effort by Repubs?

edit: i cant find any reference to this, i might have made it up <_<

To be fair it seems like the sort of thing Republicans would throw a fit over, especially these days. God damned liberals trying to teach children to respect the planet and environment? Not on my watch!

maybe if the liberals would put forth a plan for the environment that wasn't sheer lunacy

If you want lunacy read this quote
kayoticdreamz posted...
not only is this hyperbole,it's also inaccurate and a gross liberal misrepresentation of the facts.

p.s.

TC is right. Plus some of the planeteers are minors, he's literally forcing minors to do his dirty work. And he basically forces everyone to do his work via propaganda threats about the earth ending.
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NinjaBreakfast
08/16/19 3:51:30 AM
#43:


Man tf is up with all the right wingers in this website
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/16/19 3:53:02 AM
#44:


Considering hes forcing under age minors to fight his battles and threats earth will end if you dont help, hes essentially guilt tripping them into it.

Even the Power Rangers decided to be heroes via choice.
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kayoticdreamz
08/16/19 4:30:36 AM
#45:


ButteryMales posted...
If you want lunacy read this quote
try again.
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DevsBro
08/16/19 8:38:41 AM
#46:


Questionmarktarius posted...
DevsBro posted...
Rules of thumb about fan theories:

1. It's wrong.
2. If it makes the good guy and bad guy or vice-verse, it's extra wrong.
3. If it makes the universe darker or less innocent, it's super wrong.
4. If it's sexual, it's hyper wrong.

...even Urotsukidoji fan theories?

Having never heard of this person or thing, I'm going to have to disclaim that these are rules of thumb.
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Questionmarktarius
08/16/19 1:35:53 PM
#47:


DevsBro posted...
Having never heard of this person or thing

probably for the best
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AmericaTheBrave
08/16/19 2:38:56 PM
#48:


I'm surprised there hasn't been a Captain Planet reboot yet. It would fit right in in our current WOKE society.
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Questionmarktarius
08/16/19 2:42:04 PM
#49:


AmericaTheBrave posted...
I'm surprised there hasn't been a Captain Planet reboot yet. It would fit right in in our current WOKE society.

Don Cheadle or GTFO.
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ButteryMales
08/16/19 2:54:12 PM
#50:


kayoticdreamz posted...
ButteryMales posted...
If you want lunacy read this quote
try again.

They did say it was powered by an environmental energy source. Your post read like Q Anon supporter's cognitive dissonance.
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bknight
08/16/19 3:34:22 PM
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He's a grown man who always hung around teenage high school kids, in his underwear and a cropped shirt, doesn't take much to add it all up.
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