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-Komaiko54-
12/28/18 6:05:32 PM
#1:


really important, urgent, big ass letter I have to type

before you say some stupid ass bull shit like "L0L0000L jus g00gle it brah!" google is giving me 50 different options and I don't know what to pick

It's just a simple letter what do I put
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JazzMasterZero
12/28/18 6:35:23 PM
#3:


Coworkers HATE him! Discover this one secret technique to sexually assault your coworkers and get away with it! Click Here
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green dragon
12/28/18 7:09:17 PM
#4:


Dear, (whoever)

(Body of letter)

Sincerely,

Kamon.
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captpackrat
12/28/18 7:50:28 PM
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I generally use the Modified Block format, mainly because that's what I was taught in school, and I think it looks snazzier than the Formal and Semi-Formal formats.

http://www.savvy-business-correspondence.com/image-files/businessletterformat-modifiedblock.jpg

You basically tab over towards the middle of the page and put your name and address, then 4 carriage returns, then the recipient's name and address along the left margin, one carriage return, then the greeting (Dear Mr Smith, or To whom it may concern), another carriage return, then the body of the letter, one carriage return, then tab towards the center of the page (aligned with your address above) and insert your closing (Sincerely,), then 4 carriage returns (which leaves space for your signature), then tab towards the center again and type your name (and optionally, title on a second line)
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EclairReturns
12/28/18 7:52:00 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
simple letter


It would help if you specified what the letter is for, in my opinion.
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knivesX2004
12/28/18 7:53:19 PM
#8:


If it's a letter of resignation or apology to the women you assaulted (including your aunt) I doubt they'll really about the formatting tbh.
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-Komaiko54-
12/28/18 8:12:14 PM
#9:


shut the fuck up already!!! I need this, my future hinges on this!!!!!!
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-Komaiko54-
12/28/18 8:13:11 PM
#10:


it's a letter to the admissions office of USNA so I can add this one part to my application
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SkynyrdRocker
12/28/18 8:13:20 PM
#11:


Stop being a bad person
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Kyuubi4269
12/28/18 8:15:06 PM
#12:


The army has a minimum IQ level.
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HelIWithoutSin
12/28/18 8:17:47 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
shut the fuck up already!!! I need this, my future hinges on this!!!!!!


Good for you. Every time they knock you down, just get back up again because they're never gonna keep you down.
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JoanOfArcade
12/28/18 8:18:34 PM
#14:


Did you try your secret technique on your aunt?
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Aculo
12/28/18 8:20:20 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Make sure to include your secret technique for sexual assault.

Whoa wtf
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Chewster
12/28/18 8:20:29 PM
#16:


I've had this dude on ignore but I was logged out and just saw this. Holy shit what have I been missing
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EclairReturns
12/28/18 8:21:24 PM
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HelIWithoutSin posted...
they're never gonna keep you down


Oh, you mean like in that song with Rick Astley.
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HelIWithoutSin
12/28/18 8:21:46 PM
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Chewster posted...
I've had this dude on ignore but I was logged out and just saw this. Holy shit what have I been missing


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/77338341

A summary. The original thread got deleted.
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JoanOfArcade
12/28/18 8:22:23 PM
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Chewster posted...
I've had this dude on ignore but I was logged out and just saw this. Holy shit what have I been missing

He made a topic on Xmas saying his aunt looked thicc took a creepy picture of her ass when she wasn't paying attention to it and also mentioned he sexually assaulted his co-workers with a "secret technique" which was pretending to have his hands full as he brushed uo against their asses
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EclairReturns
12/28/18 8:25:08 PM
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Chewster posted...
what have I been missing


Basically, TC made an entire topic about lusting after his aunt, then people urged him to post pictures. He did, but in the process, all it did was make him look like a creeper for taking pictures of his aunt's bum without her consent and on the internet for all to see. Then he started complaining about people accusing him of sexual assault and people who do not approve of his sexual desires. Somewhere during that topic, he described a maneuver that allowed him to touch his female workers bums without being accused of sexual assault by claiming that his hands were pre-occupied with his phone. Then more accusations of sexual assault ensued, and eventually the topic was deleted due to the entirety of it being inappropriate for GameFAQs.
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joemodda
12/28/18 8:27:42 PM
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Are these the same people you told about how you'll become as sharp as an M16A4?
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Chewster
12/28/18 8:28:10 PM
#22:


Wow I always thought this guy was just an extremely naive dork, but not a full-blown scumbag creep
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-Komaiko54-
12/28/18 8:32:19 PM
#23:


EclairReturns posted...
Chewster posted...
what have I been missing


Basically, TC made an entire topic about lusting after his aunt, then people urged him to post pictures. He did, but in the process, all it did was make him look like a creeper for taking pictures of his aunt's bum without her consent and on the internet for all to see. Then he started complaining about people accusing him of sexual assault and people who do not approve of his sexual desires. Somewhere during that topic, he described a maneuver that allowed him to touch his female workers bums without being accused of sexual assault by claiming that his hands were pre-occupied with his phone. Then more accusations of sexual assault ensued, and eventually the topic was deleted due to the entirety of it being inappropriate for GameFAQs.


'cept that's not at all what happened. This is what REALLY happened:

My aunt was looking dumb thicc at our Christmas party, wearing booty shorts and all. I wanted to vent my frustration on good ole gamefaqs, the place were all thoughts are welcomed. Then some clowns started begging me for pics, and me, being no pussy, took the pics and graced everyone with her royal rear. I deleted them like ten minutes after because I respect my aunt

Then I saw some youngin's in need of knowledge, so I decided to inform them of an ancient technique were you *bump* into women with your legs, not groping with your hands, which is *noti* sexual assault.

PotD had a rager to make me look like the bad guy, so lies ensues and eventually the topic got deleted after 300 posts

I ONLY wanted to vent about how my aunt was hot. I'm telling y'all, y'all always wanna make me seem bad!
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-Komaiko54-
12/28/18 8:33:53 PM
#24:


can we stay on topic please? Istill haven't found a good letter format
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Kyuubi4269
12/28/18 8:37:24 PM
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I like how he doesn't understand how he's an incestuous, creepy molester.
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JazzMasterZero
12/28/18 8:40:50 PM
#26:


0MwOQUK
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_AdjI_
12/28/18 8:47:51 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
which is *noti* sexual assault.


Then what would you call deliberate, unwanted sexual contact?
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JazzMasterZero
12/28/18 8:54:10 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
I was clearly joking

No. No you werent.

-Komaiko54- posted...
not sexual assault, that's what I would call it!

besides, how would we know if it's sexual? how would we know if they didn't want it? it's our words against what was actually happening. We'll never know.

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SkynyrdRocker
12/28/18 8:54:20 PM
#30:


Keep digging that hole
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-Komaiko54-
12/28/18 8:54:21 PM
#31:


OK so this is what I did:

Date

Name+address

Reciever's name + address

Body (no indents)

V/r
Name
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-Komaiko54-
12/28/18 8:56:24 PM
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JazzMasterZero posted...
No. No you werent.


you have no evidence LOL. I love women, and I would never go out my wait to harm/uncomfort them.

SkynyrdRocker posted...
Keep digging that hole


what hole?! there is no hole! Why are you guys sweating me so hard, it's not even that big of a deal. Y'all gonna forget about this tomorrow

now just help me write the damn letter!!!!!
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_AdjI_
12/28/18 8:58:11 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
besides, how would we know if it's sexual?


Because you all but explicitly said it was.

-Komaiko54- posted...
how would we know if they didn't want it?


For one thing, the fact that you've created the (not remotely convincing) alibi of "my hands are full" means that you're expecting that they won't, so you're already operating under that assumption. For another, for such contact to be consensual, you have to know for sure that they do want it. It doesn't really matter that you don't know for certain that they don't; you failed to secure consent before touching them, and that makes it non-consensual.
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Krazy_Kirby
12/28/18 8:58:17 PM
#34:


your aunt doesn't want a love letter from you
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Chewster
12/28/18 8:59:03 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
Y'all gonna forget about this tomorrow


Dude people still clown on ICOYAR and Zikten for creepy shit from years ago, and this is in the same tier
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Kyuubi4269
12/28/18 9:01:10 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
Why are you guys sweating me so hard

Because you're a deviant who's sexually harassed multiple women including your family.

-Komaiko54- posted...
it's not even that big of a deal.

It's a really big deal, like a criminal matter. You need to fix that. Now.

-Komaiko54- posted...
Y'all gonna forget about this tomorrow

We didn't, treat this seriously.
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-Komaiko54-
12/28/18 9:02:53 PM
#37:


it's not that serious. I have done nothing wrong, because no one was harmed nor were any hearts harmed.

jUST HELP ME FINISH THIS LEETTER.
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Krazy_Kirby
12/28/18 9:04:32 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
JazzMasterZero posted...
No. No you werent.


you have no evidence LOL. I love women, and I would never go out my way to harm/uncomfort them.

SkynyrdRocker posted...
Keep digging that hole


what hole?! there is no hole! Why are you guys sweating me so hard, it's not even that big of a deal. Y'all gonna forget about this tomorrow

now just help me write the damn letter!!!!!


interesting wording....
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Chewster
12/28/18 9:06:43 PM
#39:


Mostly unrelated but anybody remember Mr. "She didn't even flinch", TLC? At least he was like the one creepy dude here who had the sense not to show his face around here after exposing himself
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Kyuubi4269
12/28/18 9:07:54 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
it's not that serious.

It's criminal.

-Komaiko54- posted...
I have done nothing wrong, because no one was harmed

People were molested, and your aunt had her privacy invaded with sexual motivation. And even if somehow you didn't hurt someone, the law doesn't mandate harm for you to be punished.
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JoanOfArcade
12/28/18 9:11:37 PM
#41:


Chewster posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
Y'all gonna forget about this tomorrow


Dude people still clown on ICOYAR and Zikten for creepy shit from years ago, and this is in the same tier

This is literally gonna follow him as long as he post's here lol also wtf did TLC do?
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Ferarri619
12/28/18 9:12:46 PM
#42:


When I saw who made the topic and read the post, I knew the thread was gonna blow up. xD

Still, there is one legit helpful response TC. Post #5. Why don't you use it? Pretty sure you just wanna thrive on the attention, Lmao
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Chewster
12/28/18 9:20:18 PM
#43:


JoanOfArcade posted...
This is literally gonna follow him as long as he post's here lol also wtf did TLC do?


He made a bunch of rapey-sounding posts. One I remember only because it was in Cacciato's sig for so long, he said something like "I properly understand when a woman wants me and I can do whatever I want to them". Eventually he closed his account after getting called out on all this shit
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_AdjI_
12/28/18 9:30:15 PM
#44:


-Komaiko54- posted...
it's not that serious. I have done nothing wrong


No, it is very serious, and you have done very wrong things. Nobody is going to let you forget that until you accept it and start trying to fix your life.

-Komaiko54- posted...
because no one was harmed nor were any hearts harmed.


Even if that is true (which I kind of doubt because I have absolutely no faith in your ability to notice such things), that doesn't make it okay, and it's only a matter of time before this behaviour does actually hurt somebody. So stop it.

-Komaiko54- posted...
jUST HELP ME FINISH THIS LEETTER.


People already have, and the format you presented sounds reasonable enough. It's just a letter; a slightly suboptimal format isn't going to amount to anything.
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JoanOfArcade
12/28/18 9:37:28 PM
#45:


I'm pretty sure he tried justifying it by saying it was his dad's sister instead of his mom's.
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-Komaiko54-
12/28/18 9:39:14 PM
#46:


You guys are overreacting. Comparing me to some criminal now? Let me be the first to say that I would personally beat the shit out of molesters. you know why? because I care about women!

Ferarri619 posted...

Still, there is one legit helpful response TC. Post #5. Why don't you use it?


didn't look formal enough imo

_AdjI_ posted...
People already have, and the format you presented sounds reasonable enough. It's just a letter; a slightly suboptimal format isn't going to amount to anything.


no one told me if it was good or not

and this isn't just "some letter" my entire future hinges on this letter
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Sarcasthma
12/28/18 9:53:05 PM
#47:


In all honesty, you really should just stop posting here, Kamon. It'd be better for all of us, yourself included.
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EclairReturns
12/28/18 9:54:52 PM
#48:


Chewster posted...
Mr. "She didn't even flinch"


You mean that OmegaTomHank bloke what posted that stuff somewhere near the beginning of this year.
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-Komaiko54-
12/28/18 10:53:02 PM
#49:


Sarcasthma posted...
In all honesty, you really should just stop posting here, Kamon. It'd be better for all of us, yourself included.


that's some fucking bull shit, why should I have to leave when you all are making a big fucking deal out of fucking nothing??
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CacciatoPart3
12/28/18 10:53:43 PM
#50:


Chewster posted...
Mostly unrelated but anybody remember Mr. "She didn't even flinch", TLC? At least he was like the one creepy dude here who had the sense not to show his face around here after exposing himself

He closed his account. Which is a good thing because I found the photo he posted on CE asking if he should have hair transplants done and it fuckin shot down any argument hed ever have about that flinching thing.
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Kyuubi4269
12/28/18 11:02:00 PM
#51:


-Komaiko54- posted...
You guys are overreacting. Comparing me to some criminal now? Let me be the first to say that I would personally beat the shit out of molesters. you know why? because I care about women!

You're a fucking hypocrite.

-Komaiko54- posted...
that's some fucking bull shit, why should I have to leave when you all are making a big fucking deal out of fucking nothing??

How likely do you think it is that everyone else is wrong, rather than just you?
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Smarkil
12/28/18 11:09:33 PM
#52:


Dear People,

I would still like to be in the army even though I like to molest people.

Sincerely,

The weird dude on gamefaqs
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