Board 8 > Why did they lose? Auron, Sephiroth

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12/02/18 7:00:59 PM
#1:


The NN's taken some hits this contest, eh?

The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner.
2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded.
3. Vote for the explanation you think is best.
4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day.

Yesterday's Matches
Auron lost to Solid Snake
Sephiroth lost to Tifa Lockheart


Previous Answers
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Yesterday's Answers
Ganondorf lost because... After his last battle, Mega Man's creator installed an arrow weapon. Thus, Light's Arrows. (DYL)
Alucard lost because... He asked Bowser "what is a man?" and got back a really confusing answer (Paratroopa1)


Yesterday's Runners-up
Ganondorf lost because...
GAME OVER

RETURN OF GANNON SPRITE PIC (Paratroopa1)
Alucard lost because... No runner-up

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MetalmindStats
12/02/18 7:02:53 PM
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Anagram posted...
Alucard lost because...
GAME OVER

RETURN OF GANNON SPRITE PIC (Paratroopa1)

uh
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12/02/18 7:11:03 PM
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MetalmindStats posted...
uh

No one saw that

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igordebraga
12/02/18 7:11:27 PM
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Fixed that on the wiki. And just now I noticed Alucard received just one response, "No CV3 sprite."
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Pirateking2000
12/02/18 7:17:36 PM
#5:


Auron lost to Solid Snake
Auron had a hard life. Now it's time for him to rest.

Sephiroth lost to Tifa Lockheart
The voters preferred to lay with the lady with big soft gazongas over the pretty boy with the long hard sword.
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Calintares
12/02/18 7:25:01 PM
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Auron lost to Solid Snake
Auron... had a hard afterlife. Now it's time for him to rest.

Sephiroth lost to Tifa Lockheart
The voters finally figured out Sephiroth wasn't a chick.
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DoctorJimmy133
12/02/18 7:31:52 PM
#7:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/77259311#23

TheRock1525 posted...
The #metoo movement finally gets Sephiroth for his inappropriate touching of Aerith.

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Yuri_LowelI
12/02/18 7:36:55 PM
#8:


Auron got Teabagged
Seph got Blueballed
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Hbthebattle
12/02/18 7:40:02 PM
#9:


The Hentai Market is super competitive nowadays.
"Girl PENETRATED FROM ABOVE by Pretty Boy" just doesn't cut it in today's market
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Link versus Cloud
12/02/18 7:47:31 PM
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The #metoo movement finally gets Sephiroth for his inappropriate touching of Aerith.
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Raka_Putra
12/02/18 7:58:08 PM
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Auron lost because he took the fake death pill for too long and died for real.
Sephiroth lost to Sephiroth's mommy issues are no match for Tifa's mammary tissues.
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Unbridled9
12/02/18 8:27:37 PM
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Auron lost because... Auron died once already this contest and was happy with the fact that he'd finally get to rest in peace, so he let Snake win.

Sephiroth lost because... Tifa said she was going to ram her fist up his ass and immediately sixty XXX fanfics popped up about just that, distracting Sephiroth's voters.
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xp1337
12/02/18 8:33:02 PM
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Auron lost because Snake used the revival pill.
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ZeldaTPLink
12/02/18 8:40:29 PM
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Link versus Cloud posted...
The #metoo movement finally gets Sephiroth for his inappropriate touching of Aerith.
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igordebraga
12/02/18 9:10:16 PM
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Unbridled9 posted...
Auron lost because... Auron died once already this contest and was happy with the fact that he'd finally get to rest in peace, so he let Snake win.


DoctorJimmy133 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/77259311#23

TheRock1525 posted...
The #metoo movement finally gets Sephiroth for his inappropriate touching of Aerith.


(sidenote: great that @TheRock1525 is around; still remember that hilarious High Ground topic back in the day)
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AvaGames
12/02/18 9:11:26 PM
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Unbridled9 posted...
Auron lost because... Auron died once already this contest and was happy with the fact that he'd finally get to rest in peace, so he let Snake win.

Sephiroth lost because... Tifa said she was going to ram her fist up his ass and immediately sixty XXX fanfics popped up about just that, distracting Sephiroth's voters.

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12/02/18 9:25:34 PM
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Calintares posted...
Auron lost to Solid Snake
Auron... had a hard afterlife. Now it's time for him to rest.


DoctorJimmy133 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/77259311#23

TheRock1525 posted...
The #metoo movement finally gets Sephiroth for his inappropriate touching of Aerith.

Ok, I'll vote for these two for now.
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Cyclone314
12/02/18 9:36:55 PM
#18:


Auron lost because he brought a giant knife to a gun fight.
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12/03/18 1:14:28 AM
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QJD1381
12/03/18 1:56:18 AM
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TheRock1525 posted...
The #metoo movement finally gets Sephiroth for his inappropriate touching of Aerith.

Calintares posted...
Auron lost to Solid Snake
Auron... had a hard afterlife. Now it's time for him to rest.

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Tenmyouji
12/03/18 2:26:42 AM
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Pirateking2000 posted...
Auron lost to Solid Snake
Auron had a hard life. Now it's time for him to rest.

Link versus Cloud posted...
The #metoo movement finally gets Sephiroth for his inappropriate touching of Aerith.

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trdl23
12/03/18 3:08:04 AM
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Tenmyouji posted...
Pirateking2000 posted...
Auron lost to Solid Snake
Auron had a hard life. Now it's time for him to rest.

Link versus Cloud posted...
The #metoo movement finally gets Sephiroth for his inappropriate touching of Aerith.

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ScareChan
12/03/18 3:42:54 AM
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Anagram posted...
Alucard lost because... He asked Bowser "what is a man?" and got back a really confusing answer (Paratroopa1)


Wow I missed this topic but this was great
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ScareChan
12/03/18 3:44:06 AM
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Seph lost because Tifa was able to insert disc 2
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ScareChan
12/03/18 3:47:33 AM
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Auron lost because he had a deep run, but didn't have the right keys to go farther into the contest's sphere grid, so he doubled back and got stuck in Tidus's
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TsunamiXXVIII
12/03/18 10:46:14 AM
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Hbthebattle posted...
The Hentai Market is super competitive nowadays.
"Girl PENETRATED FROM ABOVE by Pretty Boy" just doesn't cut it in today's market

Calintares posted...
Auron lost to Solid Snake
Auron... had a hard afterlife. Now it's time for him to rest.

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12/03/18 11:10:51 AM
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8 Votes
The #metoo movement finally gets Sephiroth for his inappropriate touching of Aerith. (TheRock1525)

4 Votes
Auron... had a hard afterlife. Now it's time for him to rest. (Calintares)

3 Votes
Auron died once already this contest and was happy with the fact that he'd finally get to rest in peace, so he let Snake win. (Unbridled9)
Auron had a hard life. Now it's time for him to rest. (Pirateking2000)

2 Votes
Tifa said she was going to ram her fist up his ass and immediately sixty XXX fanfics popped up about just that, distracting Sephiroth's voters. (Unbridled9)
The Hentai Market is super competitive nowadays.
"Girl PENETRATED FROM ABOVE by Pretty Boy" just doesn't cut it in today's market (Hbthebattle)

1 Vote
Auron
Auron got Teabagged (Yuri_Lowell)
Auron lost because he took the fake death pill for too long and died for real. (Raka_Putra)
Auron lost because Snake used the revival pill. (xp1337)
Auron lost because he brought a giant knife to a gun fight. (Cyclone314)
Auron lost because he had a deep run, but didn't have the right keys to go farther into the contest's sphere grid, so he doubled back and got stuck in Tidus's (ScareChan)

Sephiroth
The voters preferred to lay with the lady with big soft gazongas over the pretty boy with the long hard sword. (Pirateking2000)
The voters finally figured out Sephiroth wasn't a chick. (Calintares)
Seph got Blueballed (Yuri_Lowell)
Sephiroth lost to Sephiroth's mommy issues are no match for Tifa's mammary tissues. (Raka_Putra)
Seph lost because Tifa was able to insert disc 2 (ScareChan)
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squexa
12/03/18 11:11:50 AM
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Calintares posted...
Auron lost to Solid Snake
Auron... had a hard afterlife. Now it's time for him to rest.

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12/03/18 12:47:50 PM
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12/03/18 1:52:48 PM
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Badump
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12/03/18 2:37:45 PM
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The Hentai Market is super competitive nowadays.
"Girl PENETRATED FROM ABOVE by Pretty Boy" just doesn't cut it in today's market

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12/03/18 5:38:34 PM
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