Poll of the Day > My favourite quote from the Bible is Matt 10:34

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Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword!!!

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35 For I have come to turn "'a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law--

36 a man's enemies will be the members of his own household.'

37 Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

...That's right, Jesus had a SWORD!!!
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I find the other stuff a bit more unsettling...
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I like Ezekial 25:17.... but only from the Quentin Tarentino edition of the Bible.
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I like Austin 3:16 something about whipping ass
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John 4:13 for me
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Ezekiel 23:20

Well, throughout the centuries and in many parts of the world today, a person who becomes a Christian is abandoned, shunned, or even persecuted for their faith, sometimes by their own family. So yes, in that sense, following Christ can cost somebody one's family, as the passage indicates.
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Wait, shouldn't Jesus have a hammer, or is it a hammer-sword hybrid?
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Austin 3:16
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Yuma 3:10
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Shinebolt posted...

Wait, shouldn't Jesus have a hammer, or is it a hammer-sword hybrid?

Thor has a hammer.
Jesus was nailed to the cross.

Coincidence?

Here's my favourite quote from the bible:

The Lords Suffering Servant
13 See, my servant will prosper;
he will be highly exalted.
14 But many were amazed when they saw him.[a]
His face was so disfigured he seemed hardly human,
and from his appearance, one would scarcely know he was a man.
15 And he will startle[b] many nations.
Kings will stand speechless in his presence.
For they will see what they had not been told;
they will understand what they had not heard about.[c]
53 Who has believed our message?
To whom has the Lord revealed his powerful arm?
2 My servant grew up in the Lords presence like a tender green shoot,
like a root in dry ground.
There was nothing beautiful or majestic about his appearance,
nothing to attract us to him.
3 He was despised and rejected
a man of sorrows, acquainted with deepest grief.
We turned our backs on him and looked the other way.
He was despised, and we did not care.
4 Yet it was our weaknesses he carried;
it was our sorrows[d] that weighed him down.
And we thought his troubles were a punishment from God,
a punishment for his own sins!
5 But he was pierced for our rebellion,
crushed for our sins.
He was beaten so we could be whole.
He was whipped so we could be healed.
6 All of us, like sheep, have strayed away.
We have left Gods paths to follow our own.
Yet the Lord laid on him
the sins of us all.
7 He was oppressed and treated harshly,
yet he never said a word.
He was led like a lamb to the slaughter.
And as a sheep is silent before the shearers,
he did not open his mouth.
8 Unjustly condemned,
he was led away.[e]
No one cared that he died without descendants,
that his life was cut short in midstream.[f]
But he was struck down
for the rebellion of my people.
9 He had done no wrong
and had never deceived anyone.
But he was buried like a criminal;
he was put in a rich mans grave.
10 But it was the Lords good plan to crush him
and cause him grief.
Yet when his life is made an offering for sin,
he will have many descendants.
He will enjoy a long life,
and the Lords good plan will prosper in his hands.
11 When he sees all that is accomplished by his anguish,
he will be satisfied.
And because of his experience,
my righteous servant will make it possible
for many to be counted righteous,
for he will bear all their sins.
12 I will give him the honors of a victorious soldier,
because he exposed himself to death.
He was counted among the rebels.
He bore the sins of many and interceded for rebels.
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Therefor God likes Rebel Media
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Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit.
I said, I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.

Lokarin posted...

Jesus had a SWORD

https://me.me/i/tell-them-about-that-one-time-i-fought-the-dragon-8ac62b12bfda46d885b5d3f0fdad02d8
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I want to see a crazy anime where Jesus returns to take the earth and he's carrying a giant metal sword the size of a cross.

And of course it's rocking a mean fire like them angel swords in Genesis.

I like the part where a woman gets an abortion and god is totally cool with it.
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NeoSioType posted...

I want to see a crazy anime where Jesus returns to take the earth and he's carrying a giant metal sword the size of a cross.

And of course it's rocking a mean fire like them angel swords in Genesis.

He also rode a Harley Davidson!!!
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wolfy42 posted...

He also rode a Harley Davidson!!!

Actually, Jesus drove a Honda, but he wasn't proud of it:

"I did not speak of my own Accord." ...John 12:49

Hyyr posted...

wolfy42 posted...

He also rode a Harley Davidson!!!

Actually, Jesus drove a Honda, but he wasn't proud of it:

"I did not speak of my own Accord." ...John 12:49

Nah it was a powder blue Nissan stanza
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