Board 8 > Who would win in a fight bracket(feat. Board 8 members)

(+) Yeah! (+)

Who would win in a fight?

Using data from: "IRL picture thread of Board 8" and the Board 8 wiki.

I seeded based on... "fierceness/capability".

"The Shirt" Division

1) UltimaterializerX
16) tazzyboyishere

8) Whiskey_Nick
9) ChaosTonyV4

5) abdou
12) ZenofThunder

4) ScareChan
13) MrSmartGuy

6) STEINER
11) Snake5555555555

3) StartTheMachine
14) Johnbobb

7) Anagram
10) SuperNiceDog

2) SwiftyDC
15) HanoftheNekos

"RKO" division

1) ExThaNemesis
16) ChaosTonyV4

8) Commodore
9) Menji

5) Neonreaper
12) TexasZea

4) CaptainofCrush
13) scarletspeed7

6) Wreath
11) NFUN

3) Ngamer64
14) RoseChevalier

7) GOGZero
10) I_Like_Beards

2) SantaRPidgey
15) NowItsAngeTime

32 only in the bracket, someone else can try to make a bracket better than this.

You can predict this bracket or make your own bracket. God I love contest season.
---

Theoretical fight would be... MMA style in the Octagon in Las Vegas.
---

Hmm I'm a 6 seed I can deal with that.

Come at me @NFUN
---

I assume I got low seeded from wearing a flower crown in both the irl topic and my b8 wiki picture?

for what it's worth though I'm also 6'4"
---

digi wins for sure, although it seems like he's not in the bracket.

pretty sure he still wins...
---

yoblazer obv

WRIST CONTROL
---

I'll get to round 3 for sure, but I'm never getting past Steiner.
---

MariaTaylor posted...

digi wins for sure, although it seems like he's not in the bracket.

pretty sure he still wins...

---

Johnbobb posted...

I assume I got low seeded from wearing a flower crown in both the irl topic and my b8 wiki picture?

for what it's worth though I'm also 6'4"

you're 6 ft 4? Oh man I have to reseed this
---

12) Zen > 5) Abdou upset special. I could see Zen training super hard, lifting weights/running for the fight.
---

MariaTaylor posted...

digi wins for sure, although it seems like he's not in the bracket.

pretty sure he still wins...

Digi is a beast? I didn't see his picture.
---

Lmao I would not lose to Ulti. He can't orientate to save his life.
---

Round 1 winners
1) UltimaterializerX
8) Whiskey_Nick
12) ZenofThunder
4) ScareChan
6) STEINER
3) StartTheMachine
10) SuperNiceDog
2) SwiftyDC

1) ExThaNemesis
8) Commodore
5) Neonreaper
4) CaptainofCrush
6) Wreath
3) Ngamer64
10) I_Like_Beards
2) SantaRPidgey

Round 2 winners
1) UltimaterializerX
4) ScareChan
3) StartTheMachine
2) SwiftyDC

8) Commodore
4) CaptainofCrush
3) Ngamer64
10) I_Like_Beards

Round 3 winners
1) UltimaterializerX
2) SwiftyDC

4) CaptainofCrush
3) Ngamer64

Round 4 winners
2) SwiftyDC
4) CaptainofCrush

Tournament Champion
Yoblazer

Yo vs Comm was the hardest choice for me.

I also assume Kora taps into some rage, otherwise he is too nice and loses early.
---

Digi posted...

I knocked a guy out and he pissed EVERYWHERE

To be honest, when I started this list I was not cognizant of the fact that piss is the central theme of three different items on this list, but sometimes thats just the way these things go.

So, I used to box. Like a lot. It was my thing for a long time and it kept me in shape before I stopped doing it and got fat. Im also very tall. I was boxing with this guy I had a sambo class with and he was kind of better than me and it pissed me off and also he didnt shower a lot and smelled bad. I hate people that smell bad.

Were sparring, mandated sparring as everyone in the class had partnered up. He keeps ducking and circling to my left, and Im just not good at dealing with that kind of thing. Its frustrating for me. Hes doing it because he knows its going to make me mad -- were not even drilling that kind of technique. But hes doing it anyway. And hes snickering like a total bitch. And I hate him.

Im going right a steady right jab, the one he keeps ducking to the left. Out of frustration, I wing a wild left hook that I dont expect to land. I throw so much power behind it I know it was probably the slowest punch Ive ever thrown in my life. It actually hits him because he is essentially pre-loading a LAUGH. Hes about to laugh at me for dodging another jab, which I was unconsciously feinting with my right hand, and I hit him square on the left temple. He crumples to the ground, groaning and starting pissing himself.

Like, a lot of piss. He pissed so much that, being about a step away from him, I had to step back because pee was puddling on the ground and I didnt want pee on my feet. Later, when I told this story to someone else, they pointed out that I probably should have been more concerned about whether or not Id just killed a man, but in the moment, I just didnt want pee feet.

My instructor rushed over, the guy woke up, was immediately aware of where he was and what happened, and started screaming at full volume IM PEEING! IM PEEING! WHY AM I PEEING!? and I eventually got pushed back out of the room. The guy went to the hospital and was treated for a concussion.

He was back the next day. He told me that I am lucky he doesnt kill me. My instructor heard this and vindicated me by banning him from the class forever.

That room smelled like piss for a solid month, maybe more.

---

I've developed significant sciatic nerve issues so I probably have the fighting ability of an elderly woman now, but thanks for the votes of confidence guys

=/
---

No Luster Soldier?

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/board8/images/3/38/Luster.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080609031733
---

i have literally only been in one fight ever and it was in high school and i just pushed a kid into a locker and it was over

i would get CRUSHED
---

Why am I never included in these things
---

I was surprised I was in this topic and a very respectable 4 seed

I'm also 6'5" and have a fun story. Two dudes were arguing with my dad and his buddy in a McDonalds parking lot, not knowing I was with them. One dude grabs a sledge hammer out of their car and starts threatening them before I come and start yelling. Only yelling. They both jumped in their car and got the fuck out of dodge
---

98% of this bracket could easily pick me up.
---

ScareChan posted...

I was surprised I was in this topic and a very respectable 4 seed

I'm also 6'5" and have a fun story. Two dudes were arguing with my dad and his buddy in a McDonalds parking lot, not knowing I was with them. One dude grabs a sledge hammer out of their car and starts threatening them before I come and start yelling. Only yelling. They both jumped in their car and got the fuck out of dodge

wow lol!!! Yea I just thought u looked strong based on that picture, I dunno. I gave maybe... 2 hours into "researching" the seeds by going thru that irl picture thread.
---

Why was abdou given a 5 seed?

Because he looked like he was ready to murder someone in the pic he posted in the IRL picture thread:



(sorry abdou about if this sounds bad!)
---

Whiskey_Nick posted...

Round 1 winners
1) UltimaterializerX
8) Whiskey_Nick
12) ZenofThunder
4) ScareChan
6) STEINER
3) StartTheMachine
10) SuperNiceDog
2) SwiftyDC

1) ExThaNemesis
8) Commodore
5) Neonreaper
4) CaptainofCrush
6) Wreath
3) Ngamer64
10) I_Like_Beards
2) SantaRPidgey

Round 2 winners
1) UltimaterializerX
4) ScareChan
3) StartTheMachine
2) SwiftyDC

8) Commodore
4) CaptainofCrush
3) Ngamer64
10) I_Like_Beards

Round 3 winners
1) UltimaterializerX
2) SwiftyDC

4) CaptainofCrush
3) Ngamer64

Round 4 winners
2) SwiftyDC
4) CaptainofCrush

Tournament Champion
Yoblazer

Yo vs Comm was the hardest choice for me.

I also assume Kora taps into some rage, otherwise he is too nice and loses early.

yay I win a round woooo! Also, you thought SwiftyDC looked really strong too right, based on his pic?

He looks like a MMA contender fighter I feel.
---

OrangeCrush980 posted...

No Luster Soldier?

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/board8/images/3/38/Luster.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080609031733

Oh damn Luster looks like he could choke hold some fools in the bracket, like Anagram or SuperNiceDog
---

I'm pretty sure ChaosTony was in the military and he outsizes me.

Unless I get him with the deadly RKO out of nowhere, he's probably gonna beat me.
---

I beat cancer, I can beat any of you pencil necked geeks
---

I picked Swift so far because dude has that legit insane fighter in him waiting to snap. I feel like after 1 punch taken he goes insane
---

Whiskey_Nick posted...

I picked Swift so far because dude has that legit insane fighter in him waiting to snap. I feel like after 1 punch taken he goes insane

He really looks like a MMA prize fighter contender.
---

Ngamer vs Ulti would be a dream matchup, in the finals.
---

Man I am washed up i was user of the decade and now I cant gett into funny topics.
---

Yikes stuck in a division with all my best buds, too cruel!

Having spent a week with Menji I can say he would be a tough out, he's a big young dude in great shape.

(I DID beat him at volleyball though!)


---

Punnyz posted...

Why am I never included in these things

mb Punnyz. Post a picture in the IRL picture thread topic, that's where I got my data.
---

tony vs ulti in second round is pretty interesting

I think I have a better shot at ulti than tony
---

I was going to do a funny thing about how I would beat everyone up but In my head it already turned into Iron Sheik - break his back make him humble and I think thats all the effort I want to give it right now haha
---

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

<3
---