Poll of the Day > Okay PotD, here's your chance at your dream job:

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Chewster
10/01/18 1:00:13 PM
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ParanoidObsessive
10/01/18 1:11:34 PM
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That's not even remotely my dream job.


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Chewster
10/01/18 1:12:14 PM
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Please laugh at my hilarious jokes dammit
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RCtheWSBC
10/01/18 1:13:46 PM
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Oh wow, perfect opportunity for me to make a comeback
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wwinterj25
10/01/18 1:39:40 PM
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Pass. Too much effort.
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argonautweakend
10/01/18 3:07:14 PM
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Fuck no. Not being paid to get harassdd by people who take a video game website for teenagers too seriously thinking my unpaid ass cares enough to be in on a conspiracy theory
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VeeVees
10/01/18 3:16:03 PM
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My dream job involves being paid.
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rogerskg1979
10/01/18 3:34:54 PM
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VeeVees posted...
My dream job involves being paid.


and also has benefits like health insurance, PTO, 401k match, etc.
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Zeus
10/01/18 3:36:50 PM
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You mean another chance to be turned down? Hot damn!
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SpeeDLeemon
10/01/18 4:15:38 PM
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I just came in my pants.
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ParanoidObsessive
10/03/18 8:34:22 AM
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Zeus posted...
You mean another chance to be turned down? Hot damn!

Based on previous examples, you could probably dramatically increase your odds of getting the job if you get yourself invited to a private board where the admins hang out and just fellate them as hard as you can until they give you mod powers.


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keyblader1985
10/03/18 11:14:32 AM
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I had an alt account banned several years ago because my sig was suddenly decided to be offensive. Does that mean I can never be a mod?

In any case, it might not be for me regardless. While I would like to maintain order, I would admittedly use my power on people who are obviously trying stir up trouble whether they're actually breaking any rules or not.
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Dikitain
10/03/18 11:29:42 AM
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I applied and put the minimal effort into my application to gauge how desperate they are to have moderators. If I become a moderator, just let it be known that they have hit rock bottom.
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Jen0125
10/03/18 11:52:56 AM
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I don't even know what one would put in the message as to why they think they are "right" for the "position."
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FatalAccident
10/03/18 12:06:19 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
That's not even remotely my dream job.


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Blighboy
10/03/18 12:14:49 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I don't even know what one would put in the message as to why they think they are "right" for the "position."

"I am completely unwilling to moderate obvious trolls"
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Dikitain
10/03/18 12:42:38 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I don't even know what one would put in the message as to why they think they are "right" for the "position."

"Because I want the position and lets face it, you need me" is basically what I put.
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Chewster
10/03/18 12:43:54 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Jen0125 posted...
I don't even know what one would put in the message as to why they think they are "right" for the "position."

"I am completely unwilling to moderate obvious trolls"


Don't forget "I'll address all other regular users with a smug sense of self-satisfaction"
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LanHikari10
10/03/18 12:49:55 PM
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Kyuubi4269
10/03/18 1:00:39 PM
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Where's "I'm a medical student so my spare time is worthless."?
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