Poll of the Day > New Pokemon - Meltan

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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/18 9:27:20 AM
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papercup
09/25/18 9:43:07 AM
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Wait you mean if I want to Catch Them All! I have to play this unholy abomination of a game? ;-;
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EvilMegas
09/25/18 9:44:34 AM
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Old and still terrible looking
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WhiskeyDisk
09/25/18 9:47:06 AM
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>"Ancient Pokemon"
>Has threaded hex nut for a head.
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Kyuubi4269
09/25/18 9:48:20 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
>"Ancient Pokemon"
>Has threaded hex nut for a head.

2000s are ancient fyi
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Johnny Eagle
09/25/18 1:04:45 PM
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papercup posted...
Wait you mean if I want to Catch Them All! I have to play this unholy abomination of a game? ;-;


I suspect it'll be available in the Gen 8 games next year
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adjl
09/25/18 1:17:22 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Steel by definition cant be pure.

Thus concludes todays overly pendantic statement by your friendly neighborhood metalurgist.


Ah, but your feeble pedantry has overlooked the most vital pedantic point of all: "Steel" in this context does not refer to the real-world alloy, but rather to a type of Pokemon. In that regard, steel can indeed be pure.
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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/18 1:17:47 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Old and still terrible looking


Your terrible looking and old
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Sarcasthma
09/25/18 1:18:19 PM
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Viking_Mudcrap posted...
EvilMegas posted...
Old and still terrible looking


Your terrible looking and old

grandma went to the store to
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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/18 1:32:29 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Viking_Mudcrap posted...
EvilMegas posted...
Old and still terrible looking


Your terrible looking and old

grandma went to the store to


you're grandma is also old and terrible looking
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likehelly
09/25/18 1:50:23 PM
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prevo of heatran?
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Zeus
09/25/18 1:55:49 PM
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While it looked deliberate, the design is incredible stupid. And it was weird to intro it during a less popular CD.

Zangulus posted...
adjl posted...
Zangulus posted...
Steel by definition cant be pure.

Thus concludes todays overly pendantic statement by your friendly neighborhood metalurgist.


Ah, but your feeble pedantry has overlooked the most vital pedantic point of all: "Steel" in this context does not refer to the real-world alloy, but rather to a type of Pokemon. In that regard, steel can indeed be pure.


So, are there impure steel Pokmon? Half breeds that arent worthy of their gifts? Filthy alloy-bloods.


Impuro! May they melt under a charizard's flame!
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Nade Duck
09/25/18 2:19:55 PM
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it's cute tbh

i don't really like steel types usually though.
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LittleRoyal
09/25/18 2:40:24 PM
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Its cute
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TheWorstPoster
09/25/18 3:22:31 PM
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I hate new Pokemon designs
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Mead
09/25/18 5:58:18 PM
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Itll always be Nut Ditto to me

#NutFace4ever
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Blighboy
09/25/18 5:59:34 PM
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I hope he gets a second head when he evolves and we can call him Desnuts.
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GenericGuy
09/25/18 6:01:08 PM
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awful design

anything after gen 1 isn't pokemon

fact
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Johnny Eagle
09/25/18 6:05:33 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
anything after gen 1 isn't pokemon

fact


Prove it, then
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Lil69Leo
09/25/18 8:32:47 PM
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Talk about lazy shitty design.
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Nade Duck
09/25/18 9:34:54 PM
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maybe if it doesn't evolve i can see the hate, but honestly i don't see the big deal in adding a couple randoms just because they're cute looking.
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EvilMegas
09/25/18 9:47:50 PM
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There's no creativity in it. Like worse than the literal garbage monster and ice cream cone.

Even Oak seemed disgusted lol
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Blighboy
09/25/18 9:52:44 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
There's no creativity in it. Like worse than the literal garbage monster and ice cream cone.

Even Oak seemed disgusted lol

Not as good as the classic Pokemon like pigeon and mean pigeon
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Zeus
09/25/18 9:59:51 PM
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Blighboy posted...
EvilMegas posted...
There's no creativity in it. Like worse than the literal garbage monster and ice cream cone.

Even Oak seemed disgusted lol

Not as good as the classic Pokemon like pigeon and mean pigeon


Given that pidgey has no real resemblance to a pigeon (other than the name), it's a pretty shit argument.
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JoanOfArcade
09/25/18 10:00:09 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
awful design

anything after gen 1 isn't pokemon

fact

Except for tge fact that half the Gen 2 Pokemon were designes for Gen one you tool
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Mead
09/25/18 10:08:20 PM
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Worst pokemon design is remoraid fuck that stupid fish we already have boring fish pokemon
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EvilMegas
09/25/18 10:14:02 PM
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Zeus posted...
Blighboy posted...
EvilMegas posted...
There's no creativity in it. Like worse than the literal garbage monster and ice cream cone.

Even Oak seemed disgusted lol

Not as good as the classic Pokemon like pigeon and mean pigeon


Given that pidgey has no real resemblance to a pigeon (other than the name), it's a pretty shit argument.

Muk is trash and lazy as well as whatever hypno and drowzee are but it at it had some thought.
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Metalsonic66
09/25/18 11:10:51 PM
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Johnny Eagle posted...
GenericGuy posted...
anything after gen 1 isn't pokemon

fact


Prove it, then

Yeah, he's wrong. Gen 2 was great.
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Sarcasthma
09/26/18 1:06:06 AM
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Blighboy posted...
I hope he gets a second head when he evolves and we can call him Desnuts.

Nice
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Zeus
09/26/18 1:12:38 AM
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EvilMegas posted...
Muk is trash


Industrial waste, wasn't it?

Metalsonic66 posted...

Yeah, he's wrong. Gen 2 was great.


It was the generation that gave us Pineco, the definitive laziest Pokemon ever. They literally just took a pine cone, gave it eyes, and then cut off "ne" in "cone" for its name. Voltorb might just be a Pokeball, but at least it's something relevant to the games and they gave him an actual name.

Plus Gen 2 had Hoppip and fuck that thing.
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ungubby
09/26/18 1:18:56 AM
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These arguments come from an even deeper place than political ideology

WHAT IN THE FUCK is a CHIKORITA?
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LeetCheet
09/26/18 2:00:45 AM
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The hell is that supposed to be?
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Yellow
09/26/18 2:26:22 AM
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So, a nut on top of a pile of dirt.
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Zeus
09/26/18 2:35:50 AM
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ungubby posted...
These arguments come from an even deeper place than political ideology

WHAT IN THE FUCK is a CHIKORITA?


It's meant to be a dinosaur, but the concept is kind of lost in translation.

Yellow posted...
So, a nut on top of a pile of dirt.


Or a bolt on top of Ditto's body (or a shiny Ditto's body? I think his shiny is silver for some reason.)
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Nundulan
09/26/18 2:48:24 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Johnny Eagle posted...
GenericGuy posted...
anything after gen 1 isn't pokemon

fact


Prove it, then

Yeah, he's wrong. Gen 2 was great.

yeah but even the gens after 2 had some good ones now and then
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DirtBasedSoap
09/26/18 2:53:08 AM
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The level curve is the only thing really wrong with gen 2. My favorite gen by far.
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Metalsonic66
09/26/18 11:21:47 AM
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Zeus posted...
It was the generation that gave us Pineco, the definitive laziest Pokemon ever. They literally just took a pine cone, gave it eyes, and then cut off "ne" in "cone" for its name. Voltorb might just be a Pokeball, but at least it's something relevant to the games and they gave him an actual name.

The Gen was still great for the most part. Every gen has had simple designs and more complicated designs.

Nundulan posted...
yeah but even the gens after 2 had some good ones now and then

Now and then, yeah.
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Blighboy
09/26/18 12:14:34 PM
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I think I speak for everyone when I say every gen that came out after I turned 13 is garbage
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Kyuubi4269
09/26/18 12:16:29 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Every gen has had simple designs and more complicated designs.

Post Gen 2, everything became more rounded and the colours more artificial.
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Johnny Eagle
09/26/18 12:29:49 PM
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Blighboy posted...
I think I speak for everyone when I say every gen that came out after I turned 13 is garbage


So, either you turned 13 in December of last year or earlier this year, or you're not 13 yet, in which case you shouldn't be posting here in the first place.
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GenericGuy
09/26/18 12:49:04 PM
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Johnny Eagle posted...
Prove it, then

JoanOfArcade posted...
Except for tge fact that half the Gen 2 Pokemon were designes for Gen one you tool

Metalsonic66 posted...
Yeah, he's wrong. Gen 2 was great.

r/woooosh
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JCvgluvr
09/26/18 2:13:28 PM
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Zeus posted...
EvilMegas posted...
Muk is trash


Industrial waste, wasn't it?

Metalsonic66 posted...

Yeah, he's wrong. Gen 2 was great.


It was the generation that gave us Pineco, the definitive laziest Pokemon ever. They literally just took a pine cone, gave it eyes, and then cut off "ne" in "cone" for its name. Voltorb might just be a Pokeball, but at least it's something relevant to the games and they gave him an actual name.

Plus Gen 2 had Hoppip and fuck that thing.

You know...as opposed to the genius move of putting several eggs together and slapping a pair of eyes on them. Gen 1 sure wasn't lazy! LOL
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helIy
09/26/18 2:18:15 PM
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JCvgluvr posted...
You know...as opposed to the genius move of putting several eggs together and slapping a pair of eyes on them. Gen 1 sure wasn't lazy! LOL

yeah.

eggs.

pidgy? literal bird.

voltorb/electrode? literal balls.

squirtle? fucking turtle.

ditto? blob.

gen 1 designs were garbage and that's a literal fucking fact.
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Zeus
09/26/18 3:11:01 PM
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JCvgluvr posted...
You know...as opposed to the genius move of putting several eggs together and slapping a pair of eyes on them. Gen 1 sure wasn't lazy! LOL


...which is still far more creative and involved than literally taking ONE pine cone and giving it eyes. And, again, unlike Pineco, Exeggcute has an *actual* name that reflects something resembling thought. Pineco literally exists because somebody realized that they needed to give Forretress a prevo and said, "Fuck it, let's just toss eyes on the first thing we see in the woods and just chop two letters off its name"

helIy posted...
yeah.

eggs.

pidgy? literal bird.

voltorb/electrode? literal balls.

squirtle? fucking turtle.

ditto? blob.

gen 1 designs were garbage and that's a literal fucking fact.


More shit-tier trolling. Squirtle doesn't look like a turtle (considering, among other things, he walks on his hind legs), saying "literal bird" for pidgey is like saying "literal dragon" for dragonite, voltorb is at least BASED on the pokeball design (and references Japanese lore regarding items gaining life after a certain amount of time), and Ditto is a shape-changer so an amorphous form makes sense.
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Johnny Eagle
09/26/18 4:32:58 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
Johnny Eagle posted...
Prove it, then

JoanOfArcade posted...
Except for tge fact that half the Gen 2 Pokemon were designes for Gen one you tool

Metalsonic66 posted...
Yeah, he's wrong. Gen 2 was great.

r/woooosh


Maybe instead of saying "r/woooosh", you could actually tell the joke you're suggesting we missed?
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Metalsonic66
09/26/18 9:23:14 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
r/woooosh

Nice try bro
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acesxhigh
09/26/18 10:17:56 PM
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Mead posted...
Worst pokemon design is remoraid fuck that stupid fish we already have boring fish pokemon

wow literally forgot about this pokemon and pokemon gold is my favourite game
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altm8501
09/26/18 10:19:57 PM
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Looks fugly. The most interesting part about it is the color contrast with its red tail.
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