Poll of the Day > Decide Between These - 25 (Eternally H Would You Rather)

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Option 1- You'll always feel hungry, no matter how much you eat. The feeling of an empty stomach is all you will know.

Option 2- You'll always feel turned on and aroused, no matter what you do to relieve yourself of that feeling. The word 'orgasm' has no meaning for you.

Option 3- You'll always feel like you are hot, no matter the actual temperature. You're practically the polar opposite of Mr. Freeze from the Batman series.

All Options- Your brain is literally changed to always feel the way that you pick. Doing anything drastic will not help (Examples such as downing an entire bottle of appetite suppressors everyday, removing a certain body part of yours, or standing in the middle of the Antarctic). Your 'death' is the only 'cure' for it.

General Disclaimer

These will generally be whatever I can think of, with no particular rhyme or reason, but if I hypothetically were to see certain suggestions often enough, I'll consider using them. If you see any error, or loophole, that for one reason or another I have overlooked, I will try to address it in the comments whenever I can, in all bolded text. This won't be necessary on some polls though. Also, some polls may exclude you due to the nature of it's subject. For example: You never played the game in question.

Previous 10 Winners

DBT24- TIE - First Day; Final Day
DBT23- Worf
DBT22- Barney Stinson
DBT21- TIE: Beer; Vodka
DBT20- Donatello
DBT19- The Dark Tower
DBT18- Disney
DBT17- Read/Reread J.D. Salinger's book 'The Catcher in the Rye' 50 times in a row.
DBT16- -redacted-
DBT15- One time use P-Wing that lasts one week.

Previous Poll Link

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/76986042

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Good God! All three of those sound equally horrifying. So much, in fact, that I can't even choose which one I'd rather have on my own. Does anyone have a three-sided coin for me to flip?

Eternally horny is the best option by a fair margin but it's hardly a good option.
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I'm sure these are all probably able to happen, but I've actually known of someone that is always hungry. I forget the term, but he lacks some connection in the whole "stomach tells your brain you're full" synapse train, so he is starving at literally all times. Ever since, I'd always considered that to be one of the most hellish things imaginable.

Smiffwilm posted...

Option 2- You'll always feel turned on and aroused, no matter what you do to relieve yourself of that feeling. The word 'orgasm' has no meaning for you.

Well, that's the only real drawback.
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Zeus posted...

Smiffwilm posted...

Option 2- You'll always feel turned on and aroused, no matter what you do to relieve yourself of that feeling. The word 'orgasm' has no meaning for you.

Well, that's the only real drawback.

All the time people. Eating, at work or school, trying to sleep, walking down the street, playing hoops with your friends, getting mugged, picking your kids up from school, etc. etc. etc.
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Let's see:

Eternally Hungry - My body would still get what it needs even though I feel this way. However the stomach craps will be unbearable as would the noise.

Eternally Horny - Walking around with a constant boner and never experiencing a orgasm again would suck. My penis probably would ache a lot too.

Eternally Hot - I'd itch like fuck and my skin would be burnt to a crisp probably. I'd also not be able to know if water is too hot/cold for me and could possibly burn/freeze myself to death without even knowing.

Due to this eternally horny would be my choice. On the plus side I'll always be ready for the occasion. -_-
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Smiffwilm posted...

Zeus posted...

Smiffwilm posted...

Option 2- You'll always feel turned on and aroused, no matter what you do to relieve yourself of that feeling. The word 'orgasm' has no meaning for you.

Well, that's the only real drawback.

All the time people. Eating, at work or school, trying to sleep, walking down the street, playing hoops with your friends, getting mugged, picking your kids up from school, etc. etc. etc.

Nowhere near as not being able to orgasm. Horniness + impotence is torture.
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I've been just about all 3 lol....which is kinda sad now that I think about it.

When very young, didn't have any food, looked like an ethiopian, and even once I started to get food, I was always super hungry. Was like that for years. It sucks, but you can totally live with it and still enjoy life.

I think most young men are pretty close to eternally horny, especially until they start actually dating etc lol. I mean yeah, you could relieve yourself etc, but not all the time, and you were turned on a ton, so it was pretty much the same thing, just without any brief brakes. In many ways I think that actually motivates you more, so it might be a good thing. I'd pick this one I think.

I still am eternally hot most of the time. I had air conditioning for years, and anything over 70 degrees is u ncomfortable for me. I can't sleep if it's over 80, and I don't want to do ANYTHING if it's over 90. I'd hate this one the most, and I'm semi living it (especially since my car doesn't have air conditioning, nor does my house now!). At least it has finally cooled off here and usually doesn't go over 80 anymore, so glad the fall is here and winter soon.

Eternally horny though, I remember those years, they were pretty freaking good i gotta tell you. Nothing wrong at all with having something you want but can't get, especially if you don't know that you can't get it (Ie if you didn't know you couldn't release etc...and where just horny all the time).
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I chose hot. I have this weird hate of being hungry. I love that feeling of being fed, but not too full. And I couldn't do eternally horny. I want my relief and my feeling afterward. I think being of those two would suck for me. I'd probably hate life. I can do hot, though...
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For the hot option, does that mean we'd always avoid the negative effects of cold weather?
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Zeus posted...

For the hot option, does that mean we'd always avoid the negative effects of cold weather?

Nope.
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I think I could live okay being eternally horny, but I'm a chick so I don' have to deal with boners, buuuut never orgasming again would suck a little.
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Assuming that its an actually notable level of hungry then my choice would easily be horny. If its just like oh hey i should eat soon then thatd be fine but i would assume its more than that.

Eternally hot though? Yeah no my brain is meeting a bullet.
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TheFalseDeity posted...

Assuming that its an actually notable level of hungry then my choice would easily be horny. If its just like oh hey i should eat soon then thatd be fine but i would assume its more than that.

Eternally hot though? Yeah no my brain is meeting a bullet.

I think my brain would meet a bullet before I chose any of those. I just can't see myself functioning well with any of those curses for the rest of my life.

Oh but I'd make damn well sure the magical son of a bitch forcing me to make the choice gets a bullet to his dome first. Send him to a place where he can't hurt anybody anymore.

EnvyFox posted...

TheFalseDeity posted...

Assuming that its an actually notable level of hungry then my choice would easily be horny. If its just like oh hey i should eat soon then thatd be fine but i would assume its more than that.

Eternally hot though? Yeah no my brain is meeting a bullet.

I think my brain would meet a bullet before I chose any of those. I just can't see myself functioning well with any of those curses for the rest of my life.

Oh but I'd make damn well sure the magical son of a bitch forcing me to make the choice gets a bullet to his dome first. Send him to a place where he can't hurt anybody anymore.

Careful TC :o

Eh i dont really know anything about what being eternally horny would cause like if it would eventually start hurting or something but if theres actually nothing else to it than just feeling horny with you not being in a position to do anything about it forever i dont think it would be a deal breaker on life for me. Would still suck but eh.

Hunger one would depend entirely on how hungry. Ive no tolerance for heat though.
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