Poll of the Day > What is a valid medical excuse for not car traveling 8 hours to a remote area

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Violet_Blooded
09/07/18 7:32:10 AM
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and stay there for at least 2 weeks?
I thought i could ask my doctor friend for a fake medical report.. what do you think i should have?
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The Popo
09/07/18 7:33:49 AM
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Explosive diarrhea
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Blighboy
09/07/18 8:11:17 AM
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Diarrhea is the one that requires the least elaboration
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Violet_Blooded
09/07/18 8:35:47 AM
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a diarrhea will delay the travel a couple of days.. i want something permanent.
Could a back injury make one unfit for travels?
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Kyuubi4269
09/07/18 8:37:23 AM
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Violet_Blooded posted...
Could a back injury make one unfit for travels?

Yup, say bumps on the road hurt like a bitch.
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Scloud posted...
Its like he wants two things at the same time.
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Violet_Blooded
09/07/18 8:49:38 AM
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okay.. what is it called? fractured spine?
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Kyuubi4269
09/07/18 9:12:27 AM
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Violet_Blooded posted...
okay.. what is it called? fractured spine?

Slipped disc.
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Scloud posted...
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SunWuKung420
09/07/18 9:13:22 AM
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Or just say you don't want to go.
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WhiskeyDisk
09/07/18 1:44:11 PM
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Priapism.
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Mead
09/07/18 2:30:18 PM
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Implosive diarrhea
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Golden Road
09/07/18 2:32:19 PM
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"I don't feel safe."
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Cacciato
09/07/18 2:57:03 PM
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Deep vein thrombosis
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jkdarlow
09/07/18 2:58:55 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Or just say you don't want to go.

This.
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The Popo
09/07/18 3:02:07 PM
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Vertigo
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JimCarrysToe
09/07/18 3:51:49 PM
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Mead posted...
Implosive diarrhea

Jesus chrust, I tried to imagine that.
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RoboXgp89
09/07/18 3:54:18 PM
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i'd go just to see the night sky
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VeeVees
09/07/18 4:21:47 PM
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chronic laziness
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Dikitain
09/07/18 4:27:24 PM
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Violet_Blooded posted...
a diarrhea will delay the travel a couple of days.. i want something permanent.


Irritable Bowel Syndrome, it is like permanent explosive diarrhea.
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HillChange
09/07/18 5:56:09 PM
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Gestational diabetes.
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SunWuKung420
09/07/18 6:57:16 PM
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Labor pains?
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faz
09/07/18 7:19:34 PM
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Create an elaborate story involving the media that states and escaped convict with a hook for a hand was spotted in the area you will be traveling to.
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The Popo
09/07/18 8:42:58 PM
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Wrfur4o
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SKARDAVNELNATE
09/07/18 8:59:42 PM
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Can you simply not say you don't want to?
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Nichtcrawler X
09/07/18 9:16:24 PM
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First things first, what are you trying to avoid going to?
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Violet_Blooded
09/07/18 11:22:31 PM
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It is work related, some dick heads thought it was a good idea to transfer me to the field.. in the middle of a fucking desert.. for weeks!

So far a lot of shit ideas.. i mean literally lol.
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Smiffwilm
09/08/18 12:06:56 AM
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Being legally declared 'Dead' ought to do it!
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