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trentpac
06/26/18 4:14:18 PM
#1:


You're going to die...choose your fate. - Results (15 votes)
Death by firing squad
40% (6 votes)
6
Crushed by a giant boulder
0% (0 votes)
0
Thrown into a volcano
0% (0 votes)
0
Mauled and eaten by bear
0% (0 votes)
0
Death by guillotine
0% (0 votes)
0
Jump out of an airplane with no parachute
6.67% (1 vote)
1
"Beamed" out to space in a space suit w/ 5 minutes of oxygen
6.67% (1 vote)
1
Death by sun snu
40% (6 votes)
6
Shot out of a cannon into a brick wall
0% (0 votes)
0
Dropped out into the middle of the Pacific Ocean with no life preserver
6.67% (1 vote)
1
You will die...choose your destiny.
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darcandkharg31
06/26/18 4:19:38 PM
#2:


Firing squad, almost as painless as crushed by boulder, well if they shoot me right.

Death by Snu Snu almost seems tempting till you realize your hips are being crush repeatedly until you die.
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Zeus
06/26/18 4:20:19 PM
#3:


trentpac posted...
Death by sun snu


Is that anything like snu snu? Or would I be snu'ing with the sun? Because that sounds hot.
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trentpac
06/26/18 4:21:31 PM
#4:


Zeus posted...
trentpac posted...
Death by sun snu


Is that anything like snu snu? Or would I be snu'ing with the sun? Because that sounds hot.


Lol stupid phone auto correcting me...snu snu obviously.
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trentpac
06/26/18 4:22:02 PM
#5:


But yeah I suppose that'll do it too
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wwinterj25
06/26/18 4:23:34 PM
#6:


Dropped out into the middle of the Pacific Ocean with no life preserver. Probably will have more chance of surviving.
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DarkKirby2500
06/26/18 4:30:53 PM
#7:


darcandkharg31 posted...
Firing squad, almost as painless as crushed by boulder, well if they shoot me right.

Death by Snu Snu almost seems tempting till you realize your hips are being crush repeatedly until you die.

The guys in Futurama who died by snu snu seemed pretty satisfied with it.
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trentpac
06/26/18 4:31:17 PM
#8:


I chose the being beamed out into space option. Sure it's going to be pretty horrible but what an epic way to go. Nothing but you and the vastness of space surrounding you. It would be 5 minutes of pure bliss...and then yeah.
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TheOrangeMisfit
06/26/18 4:32:40 PM
#9:


darcandkharg31 posted...
Firing squad, almost as painless as crushed by boulder, well if they shoot me right.

Death by Snu Snu almost seems tempting till you realize your hips are being crush repeatedly until you die.


What are you, gay?
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green dragon
06/26/18 4:33:33 PM
#10:


G: on top of your mom
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vocedelmorte
06/26/18 5:27:19 PM
#11:


Snu snu obviously
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Mead
06/26/18 5:38:49 PM
#12:


I roll a natural twenty and dont die
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gguirao
06/26/18 5:44:00 PM
#13:


Death by snu-snu!
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VeeVees
06/26/18 5:44:39 PM
#14:


Do people not understand how painful death by snu snu would be?
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Krazy_Kirby
06/26/18 5:54:16 PM
#15:


VeeVees posted...
Do people not understand how painful death by snu snu would be?


most of these would be more painful
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VeeVees
06/26/18 5:59:13 PM
#16:


No way. Most of those are pretty quick deaths. Death by snu snu will probably take days, and you will probably be peeing blood after a couple hours.
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Rorrrr
06/26/18 6:01:06 PM
#17:


Surprising the results. After being dropped in the Pacific Ocean I realized I had a knack for swimming...

Or that I could land it water after jumping out of a plane
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vocedelmorte
06/26/18 6:01:30 PM
#18:


VeeVees posted...
No way. Most of those are pretty quick deaths. Death by snu snu will probably take days, and you will probably be peeing blood after a couple hours.

Thats ok
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green dragon
06/26/18 6:01:33 PM
#19:


VeeVees posted...
No way. Most of those are pretty quick deaths. Death by snu snu will probably take days, and you will probably be peeing blood after a couple hours.

Doesn't matter, had sex
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Yellow
06/26/18 6:02:38 PM
#20:


I choose volcano.

I respect the death rate of living things thrown in volcanos. It's close to black holes in that there's no possible way you could survive. It would be scary but instant.

Firing squad, no way. One of those turds puts a bullet in my spine and I'll hunch over hiding my head from their view, so they'll pelt me with those painful things while I'm slowly dying anyway. That sounds frustrating. Just have one close range shotgun.
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trentpac
06/26/18 6:24:12 PM
#21:


VeeVees posted...
Do people not understand how painful death by snu snu would be?


For real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubw5N8iVDHI" data-time="

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ParanoidObsessive
06/26/18 6:33:09 PM
#22:


VeeVees posted...
No way. Most of those are pretty quick deaths. Death by snu snu will probably take days

Maybe the way YOU do it. Pansy.


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Fierce_Deity_08
06/26/18 6:35:22 PM
#23:


Meh, whatever is quicker. I dont want to see it coming. Oh, and totally fuck anticipation.
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yutterh
06/26/18 7:23:36 PM
#24:


Thrown into a volcanoe so i can do a thumbs up, or scream I am melting what a world lol possibly both, I die laughing at least XD
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RedPixel
06/26/18 7:24:48 PM
#25:


Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
fuck anticipation


Mauled and eaten by a bear


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samuricex
06/26/18 7:33:03 PM
#26:


Firing squad hoping it hits somewhere that kills me instantly.
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slacker03150
06/26/18 7:36:55 PM
#27:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzTfPO1SKIs" data-time="


I'm taking my chances with the bear.

I will get my revenge one day.
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botsrule
06/26/18 7:55:31 PM
#28:


This man is about to die. In a few moments, now, he will be killed, for Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.
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Rorrrr
06/26/18 8:05:36 PM
#29:


Wait... if you get eaten by a bear do you become the bear? If you die by a tree and in a 100 years when the tree trunk grows around you and absorbs your nutrients do you become the tree? I may wanna change my vote if reincarnation
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Kimbos_Egg
06/26/18 8:16:13 PM
#30:


i had snu snu..
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Kanaya413
06/26/18 9:05:06 PM
#31:


darcandkharg31 posted...
Firing squad, almost as painless as crushed by boulder, well if they shoot me right.

Death by Snu Snu almost seems tempting till you realize your hips are being crush repeatedly until you die.

Hmm yeah I'll take guillotine then
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Runner_style
06/26/18 10:04:54 PM
#32:


Death by snu snu may seem to be the most 'pleasurable' way to die, but when you factor in you won't necessarily die having sex with multiple women it could go from pleasure to down right hell.
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Kimbos_Egg
06/26/18 10:08:28 PM
#33:


Runner_style posted...
Death by snu snu may seem to be the most 'pleasurable' way to die, but when you factor in you won't necessarily die having sex with multiple women it could go from pleasure to down right hell.


What are you, Gay!?
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LinkPizza
06/26/18 10:09:28 PM
#34:


Kimbos_Egg posted...
Runner_style posted...
Death by snu snu may seem to be the most 'pleasurable' way to die, but when you factor in you won't necessarily die having sex with multiple women it could go from pleasure to down right hell.


What are you, Gay!?

I am. So, death by snu snu with woman would be pretty bad...
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Nuffinz0rz
06/26/18 10:14:08 PM
#35:


Jumping out of a plane with no parachute. Easiest way because falling could be fun and you'll eventually pass out painlessly before you even splat
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vocedelmorte
06/26/18 10:23:16 PM
#36:


LinkPizza posted...
Kimbos_Egg posted...
Runner_style posted...
Death by snu snu may seem to be the most 'pleasurable' way to die, but when you factor in you won't necessarily die having sex with multiple women it could go from pleasure to down right hell.


What are you, Gay!?

I am. So, death by snu snu with woman would be pretty bad...

No one specified woman
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OhhhJa
06/26/18 10:26:39 PM
#37:


First two options are easily the least painful/least terrifying
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dioxxys
06/27/18 1:52:46 AM
#39:


Zangulus posted...
I want to be dropped out of a plane in a canon to be shot at a wall that's also falling out of a plane, over a sub water level Pacific Volcano without a parachute, with a giant boulder being thrown after me, a firing squad shooting me from a ship, with a guillotine strapped to me, and being mauled and snu snu'd to death by a bear, while my penis is beamed into deep space.

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JixHedgehog
06/27/18 1:56:42 AM
#40:


Crushed pelvis please
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SauI_Goodman
06/27/18 1:57:39 AM
#41:


Guillotine seems quick. Although supposedly you are still "alive" for a few minutes afterwards. I'd rather go by suffocation via a beautiful bootied woman sitting on my face.
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fishy071
06/27/18 2:20:48 AM
#42:


It will have to be the least painful way. I have low pain tolerance. I guess highest possibility for less pain is death by a firing squad, because if they shoot me in the right places, then it's instant death with little pain.
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trodi_911
06/27/18 2:35:50 AM
#43:


Guillotine. There I shall proclaim the words that will mark my legacy.

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EnvyFox
06/27/18 4:53:44 AM
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*sees snu snu as an option*

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Bugmeat
06/27/18 5:50:41 AM
#45:


Airplane. I've never been skydiving so I'd get to experience that before dieing and the impact is going to ensure instant death.


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Kyuubi4269
06/27/18 6:03:11 AM
#46:


Bugmeat posted...
Airplane. I've never been skydiving so I'd get to experience that before dieing and the impact is going to ensure instant death.


Unless you land in peat, then you'll just get a load of broken bones and suffocate if nobody finds you in time.
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Krazy_Kirby
06/27/18 9:00:29 AM
#48:


SauI_Goodman posted...
Guillotine seems quick. Although supposedly you are still "alive" for a few minutes afterwards. I'd rather go by suffocation via a beautiful bootied woman sitting on my face.


no you aren't.
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OhhhJa
06/27/18 9:03:57 AM
#49:


Krazy_Kirby posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
Guillotine seems quick. Although supposedly you are still "alive" for a few minutes afterwards. I'd rather go by suffocation via a beautiful bootied woman sitting on my face.


no you aren't.

Yeah if it's done properly you would lose consciousness immediately. That kind of shock to the nervous system guarantees it. Your brain may technically be alive for a few seconds but you would have zero awareness
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Kyuubi4269
06/27/18 9:09:08 AM
#50:


Krazy_Kirby posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
Guillotine seems quick. Although supposedly you are still "alive" for a few minutes afterwards. I'd rather go by suffocation via a beautiful bootied woman sitting on my face.


no you aren't.

A guy tested this, the head was capable of reacting for a couple minutes after decapitation.
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keyblader1985
06/27/18 9:18:04 AM
#51:


I'm torn between dropping from an airplane, or death by snu snu. The long drop from an airplane will give you a great view and some final moments to contemplate your life/the world. But snu snu.
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