Poll of the Day > If I had around $50 million, I would open a mall.

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TheWorstPoster
06/15/18 7:53:00 PM
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But it won't be ANY mall. It won't be filled to the brim with stupid clothing stores spammed the entire section. It would be more of a "man mall", which would have hardware stores, bars, arcades, a casino, a firing range, a bowling alley, and a massive arena in the center of it for sports venues like basketball and monster truck rallies, and concerts. Maybe an indoor amusement park.

Will not go into bankrupcy, all because nobody wants to see women's clothing stores spammed for miles on end, as well as having things you can't buy on Amazon.

I'mma be rich! But first, I need to get rich to do this stupid project!
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LaggnFragnLarry
06/15/18 7:55:30 PM
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i think all of that would cost more than $50 million
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Andromicus
06/15/18 7:56:17 PM
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But then you would need friends to enjoy it
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Jen0125
06/15/18 7:56:27 PM
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Malls cost way more than $50mil.
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Red_Frog
06/15/18 7:57:04 PM
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That actually sounds awesome. You could call it Manland. Like Disneyland, but for men.
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TheWorstPoster
06/15/18 7:57:37 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i think all of that would cost more than $50 million


$100,000,000 then. Maybe over one billion.

But this monstrosity would be here to stay. And I would buy out as many empty malls as possible, and franchise this thing.

I would become the world's richest man if I could pull this off successfully.
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DPsx7
06/15/18 7:58:26 PM
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The arena doesn't sound very useful. Casino and arcade, yeah. Bars, meh. I don't really drink. What about indoor go karts and a ball pit? Ooh a bouncy castle!
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TheWorstPoster
06/15/18 7:59:32 PM
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DPsx7 posted...
The arena doesn't sound very useful. Casino and arcade, yeah. Bars, meh. I don't really drink. What about indoor go karts and a ball pit? Ooh a bouncy castle!


This mall is primarily aimed towards adult men.

Not soyboys.
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Jen0125
06/15/18 8:02:55 PM
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The irony of icoyar using a phrase like "soyboy."
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Zareth
06/15/18 8:03:39 PM
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Those nips don't lie Jen.
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VeeVees
06/15/18 8:08:30 PM
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Cut out most of those and replace with brothels.
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TheWorstPoster
06/15/18 8:11:51 PM
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VeeVees posted...
Cut out most of those and replace with brothels.


Then it'll resemble Idiocracy exactly.
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Kylo_Ren_
06/15/18 8:17:41 PM
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Red_Frog posted...
That actually sounds awesome. You could call it Manland. Like Disneyland, but for men.


Manland. Nah.

I'd call it "The Women Repeller" Mall.

Sports Bar
Arcades
Hardware Store
Electronic Store
Gaming Store
Men Clothing
Bowling Alley
Firing Range
Mini Casino
Barbershop
Hardcore Gym

I can do without the amusement park.
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TheWorstPoster
06/15/18 8:20:06 PM
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Kylo_Ren_ posted...

I can do without the amusement park.


Liar.

No man mall should be without roller coasters.
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DPsx7
06/15/18 8:28:49 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
DPsx7 posted...
The arena doesn't sound very useful. Casino and arcade, yeah. Bars, meh. I don't really drink. What about indoor go karts and a ball pit? Ooh a bouncy castle!


This mall is primarily aimed towards adult men.

Not soyboys.


Here's an idea - play some sports instead of wasting hours watching some overpaid goons throw a ball. Your idea isn't that much better than a mall lined with boutiques.
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TheWorstPoster
06/15/18 9:16:22 PM
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I also would pick rock and metal to play for the music in the mall, instead of the Top-40 shit that always plays.
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LinkPizza
06/16/18 12:56:51 AM
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Andromicus posted...
But then you would need friends to enjoy it

He has all that money. He can just buy some...

Kylo_Ren_ posted...
I can do without the amusement park.

I can't. I love rollercoasters!
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TheWorstPoster
06/16/18 1:32:54 AM
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So, how do we get the money necessary to build the mall?
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Golden Road
06/16/18 1:46:46 AM
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Men don't need clothing stores?
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LinkPizza
06/16/18 1:47:31 AM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
So, how do we get the money necessary to build the mall?

Legally or illegally?
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Amuseum
06/16/18 2:53:42 AM
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kickstarter
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zebatov
06/16/18 2:54:34 AM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i think all of that would cost more than $50 million


And no-go for me. Not into going to places full of other dudes and girls I have no interest in.
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TheWorstPoster
06/16/18 3:43:34 AM
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Amuseum posted...
kickstarter


Think bigger.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
06/16/18 4:00:01 AM
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Needs more Paintball.
and strip clubs.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
06/16/18 4:00:53 AM
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And a full size racecar track outback
and golf course
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LOLIAmAnAlt
06/16/18 4:02:19 AM
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Steakhouses
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GanglyKhan
06/16/18 8:26:27 AM
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zebatov posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i think all of that would cost more than $50 million


And no-go for me. Not into going to places full of other dudes and girls I have no interest in.

Never was there ever a more dudebro doucher response lmao
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Fierce_Deity_08
06/16/18 9:19:26 AM
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Really BIG arcade and electronics store. Need a Hooters possibly. Unfortunately, Starbucks is inevitable. Im not even male, but this place sounds MUCH better than regular malls.
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Pus_N_Pecans
06/16/18 10:03:07 AM
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If I were looking to make money, I'd just open a giant parking building. Those things are the biggest scams of all time.

Realistically though, I'd probably try to use it to fund some indie film productions.
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Amuseum
06/16/18 4:47:21 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
Amuseum posted...
kickstarter


Think bigger.


Star Citizen is pretty big (scam).

Maybe Elon Musk big?

What if the buildings could transform!! Mass boners within miles.
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TheWorstPoster
06/16/18 5:08:21 PM
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Amuseum posted...

Maybe Elon Musk big?


Bigger
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adjl
06/16/18 5:11:50 PM
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I'm not sure arcades and bowling alleys have a place in a mall that's trying to be as stereotypically macho as possible.
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TheWorstPoster
06/16/18 5:13:38 PM
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adjl posted...
I'm not sure arcades and bowling alleys have a place in a mall that's trying to be as stereotypically macho as possible.


The arcade has nothing but 80's games and pinball machines, and the bowling alley will not go for the "new" style that Bowlmor is trying to do.
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Kylo_Ren_
06/16/18 5:19:15 PM
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Needs more Paintball.
and strip clubs.


LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Steakhouses


Yes. These too.

It's needs to be as macho as possible. I had enough with women for the time being.
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adjl
06/16/18 5:25:54 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
adjl posted...
I'm not sure arcades and bowling alleys have a place in a mall that's trying to be as stereotypically macho as possible.


The arcade has nothing but 80's games and pinball machines, and the bowling alley will not go for the "new" style that Bowlmor is trying to do.


Still not exactly consistent with the theme you're going for.
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Jen0125
06/16/18 5:32:58 PM
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Yeah if you want men you need more strip clubs
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slacker03150
06/16/18 5:36:30 PM
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I would personally enjoy a mall with a variety of local sellers selling niche items rather than just big chain clothing stores and fast food.
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darcandkharg31
06/16/18 5:47:34 PM
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adjl posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
adjl posted...
I'm not sure arcades and bowling alleys have a place in a mall that's trying to be as stereotypically macho as possible.


The arcade has nothing but 80's games and pinball machines, and the bowling alley will not go for the "new" style that Bowlmor is trying to do.


Still not exactly consistent with the theme you're going for.

Yeah take away those nerd games and get like Big Buck Hunter and Police Trainer
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LOLIAmAnAlt
06/16/18 6:52:16 PM
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adjl posted...
I'm not sure arcades and bowling alleys have a place in a mall that's trying to be as stereotypically macho as possible.

Bowling is a very stereotypical male macho thing.
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old_school227
06/16/18 7:14:15 PM
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aside from the hardware store and bowling ally, you basically described a los vegas casino. So yeah, not a bad idea.
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TheWorstPoster
06/16/18 10:07:17 PM
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old_school227 posted...
aside from the hardware store and bowling ally, you basically described a los vegas casino. So yeah, not a bad idea.


Casinos have firing ranges?
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BUMPED2002
06/16/18 10:12:10 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
But it won't be ANY mall. It won't be filled to the brim with stupid clothing stores spammed the entire section. It would be more of a "man mall", which would have hardware stores, bars, arcades, a casino, a firing range, a bowling alley, and a massive arena in the center of it for sports venues like basketball and monster truck rallies, and concerts. Maybe an indoor amusement park.

Will not go into bankrupcy, all because nobody wants to see women's clothing stores spammed for miles on end, as well as having things you can't buy on Amazon.

I'mma be rich! But first, I need to get rich to do this stupid project!


Good luck!
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ClarkDuke
06/16/18 10:19:52 PM
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