Poll of the Day > tfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/

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Summertimebooks
01/29/18 11:44:14 PM
#1:


now she's treating me like a kid
hold me, lads ;-;
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TES_Nut
01/29/18 11:46:51 PM
#2:


You probably said it at a weird time/way.

Why tell her at all?

Have you kissed her?

This story is suspicious.
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LinkPizza
01/29/18 11:48:33 PM
#3:


I've been following a lot of your post about your GF. But it depends on your age. How old are you? Depending on that, it can seem weird to other people sometimes...
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shadowsword87
01/29/18 11:49:05 PM
#4:


Uh, are you sure she's your gf?
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Summertimebooks
01/29/18 11:50:11 PM
#5:


TES_Nut posted...
You probably said it at a weird time/way.

Why tell her at all?

Have you kissed her?

This story is suspicious.

I asked her if she felt awkward when we sit quietly and don't say anything for a while
she told me that no, but she would probably feel weird if we kissed in public with everyone watching
so I said "I've never kissed a girl before. You'll have to teach me <3"
and then it all went downhill from there :/

no, i've never kissed her or any other girl before
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SunWuKung420
01/29/18 11:50:14 PM
#6:


How is she your gf if you've never kissed her?
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Summertimebooks
01/29/18 11:51:04 PM
#7:


shadowsword87 posted...
Uh, are you sure she's your gf?

my very first gf
this is all new to me
i feel so out of my depth
i feel so lost, lads
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TES_Nut
01/29/18 11:52:00 PM
#8:


Summertimebooks posted...
TES_Nut posted...
You probably said it at a weird time/way.

Why tell her at all?

Have you kissed her?

This story is suspicious.

I asked her if she felt awkward when we sit quietly and don't say anything for a while
she told me that no, but she would probably feel weird if we kissed in public with everyone watching
so I said "I've never kissed a girl before. You'll have to teach me <3"
and then it all went downhill from there :/

no, i've never kissed her or any other girl before


Yup super weird and creepy.

Not much to teach either. Pretty easy tbh.
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RCtheWSBC
01/29/18 11:53:12 PM
#9:


How
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OhhhJa
01/29/18 11:55:48 PM
#10:


Not sure I believe these topics
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Zeus
01/29/18 11:56:14 PM
#11:


TES_Nut posted...
This story is suspicious.


DchotjS
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RCtheWSBC
01/29/18 11:56:34 PM
#12:


This dude is either 14 or 34
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LinkPizza
01/29/18 11:57:30 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
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This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.
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OhhhJa
01/30/18 12:02:53 AM
#14:


LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real
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Summertimebooks
01/30/18 12:15:01 AM
#15:


OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real

you don't me
you don't know my life
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wwinterj25
01/30/18 12:19:39 AM
#16:


Seems a odd thing to bring up. Not sure why you told her or why she would even care.
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LinkPizza
01/30/18 12:19:52 AM
#17:


Summertimebooks posted...
OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real

you don't me
you don't know my life

Because you won't tell us...
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Summertimebooks
01/30/18 12:20:45 AM
#18:


LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real

you don't me
you don't know my life

Because you won't tell us...

I'm not ready to fully open up yet... sorry lads
even on the internet I'm a nervous mess
sorry...
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Cacciato
01/30/18 12:21:59 AM
#19:


This is the weird boner dude, right?
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LinkPizza
01/30/18 12:22:16 AM
#20:


Cacciato posted...
This is the weird boner dude, right?

Yeah...
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TES_Nut
01/30/18 12:22:54 AM
#21:


Summertimebooks posted...
OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real

you don't me
you don't know my life


Well you don't give people a lot to work with.
Your defensiveness doesn't help your credibility.
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DocDelicious
01/30/18 12:25:09 AM
#22:


"girlfriend"
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DirtBasedSoap
01/30/18 12:32:16 AM
#23:


this fucking board
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MrMelodramatic
01/30/18 12:33:57 AM
#24:


I had a girlfriend for two days before I kissed her, and I told her it was my first kiss, too.

I believe you, tc.
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Summertimebooks
01/30/18 12:37:13 AM
#25:


Okay fine
I am a 27 year old kissless virgin
does that help?
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DirtBasedSoap
01/30/18 12:40:12 AM
#26:


Summertimebooks posted...

does that help?

it makes her reaction understandable. kind of a red flag.
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SusanGreenEyes
01/30/18 12:40:16 AM
#27:


Summertimebooks posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real

you don't me
you don't know my life

Because you won't tell us...

I'm not ready to fully open up yet... sorry lads
even on the internet I'm a nervous mess
sorry...

Why do you keep calling people 'lads'?
This sounds very awkward, almost like you're old or from a foreign country.
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Summertimebooks
01/30/18 12:48:25 AM
#28:


SusanGreenEyes posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real

you don't me
you don't know my life

Because you won't tell us...

I'm not ready to fully open up yet... sorry lads
even on the internet I'm a nervous mess
sorry...

Why do you keep calling people 'lads'?
This sounds very awkward, almost like you're old or from a foreign country.

well the truth is that i spent the last 5 years or so frequenting /r9k/ (a board on 4chan, don't look for it if you don't know what it is) and I used to say that a lot over there
so it just kind of stuck with me
i came here as a way to escape 4chan because it clearly fucked me up in a bad way
i hope you guys can accept me as a refuge
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LinkPizza
01/30/18 12:54:44 AM
#29:


SusanGreenEyes posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real

you don't me
you don't know my life

Because you won't tell us...

I'm not ready to fully open up yet... sorry lads
even on the internet I'm a nervous mess
sorry...

Why do you keep calling people 'lads'?
This sounds very awkward, almost like you're old or from a foreign country.

While I definitely agree that he does sound ether old or foreign, I have to say, I kind of like it. Haha.
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LinkPizza
01/30/18 12:54:57 AM
#30:


Summertimebooks posted...
Okay fine
I am a 27 year old kissless virgin
does that help?

It does. And like DirtBasedSoap said, it does make her reaction understandable.
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SunWuKung420
01/30/18 12:57:47 AM
#31:


LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Okay fine
I am a 27 year old kissless virgin
does that help?

It does. And like DirtBasedSoap said, it does make her reaction understandable.


It's also weird that she's his girlfriend but they don't kiss.
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Summertimebooks
01/30/18 12:59:09 AM
#32:


SunWuKung420 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Okay fine
I am a 27 year old kissless virgin
does that help?

It does. And like DirtBasedSoap said, it does make her reaction understandable.


It's also weird that she's his girlfriend but they don't kiss.

I think that she's waiting on me to initiate, but I don't know how and I too scared to try
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Nade Duck
01/30/18 12:59:23 AM
#33:


SunWuKung420 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Okay fine
I am a 27 year old kissless virgin
does that help?

It does. And like DirtBasedSoap said, it does make her reaction understandable.


It's also weird that she's his girlfriend but they don't kiss.

seriously how do you get to analingus before you even kiss her wtf tc
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LinkPizza
01/30/18 1:00:13 AM
#34:


I've know people who have dated who waited a little before kissing. Normally, they're younger. But, he's also never kissed anyone before. And I believe this is his first girlfriend, sooooo....eh.
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TES_Nut
01/30/18 1:09:16 AM
#35:


Touch ur lips to hers. Grats you did it.
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wwinterj25
01/30/18 1:11:02 AM
#36:


Get drunk and put your tongue in her mouth.
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Cacciato
01/30/18 1:12:52 AM
#37:


DirtBasedSoap posted...
Summertimebooks posted...

does that help?

it makes her reaction understandable. kind of a red flag.

This. It also 'raises' the question on how the fuck you dont know how to hide a boner by the time you're twenty fucking seven. Were you in a coma for 14 years?
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Summertimebooks
01/30/18 1:21:20 AM
#38:


Cacciato posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Summertimebooks posted...

does that help?

it makes her reaction understandable. kind of a red flag.

This. It also 'raises' the question on how the fuck you dont know how to hide a boner by the time you're twenty fucking seven. Were you in a coma for 14 years?

well I never really went out anywhere when I was single
I spent all my freetime on shitposting, videogames, and anime
also i beat my meat a lot
so it was always basically dead
this year i decided to try doing nofap
that and being around my gf makes me diamonds
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Zeus
01/30/18 1:22:36 AM
#39:


OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real


You know what also isn't real? Ghosts. Maybe the TC is a ghost.
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SunWuKung420
01/30/18 1:23:56 AM
#40:


Zeus posted...

You know what also isn't real? Ghosts. Maybe the TC is a ghost.


Residual soul energy clinging to a specific area, event or person, is becoming more and more probable than this scenario.
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LinkPizza
01/30/18 1:26:29 AM
#41:


Summertimebooks posted...
Cacciato posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Summertimebooks posted...

does that help?

it makes her reaction understandable. kind of a red flag.

This. It also 'raises' the question on how the fuck you dont know how to hide a boner by the time you're twenty fucking seven. Were you in a coma for 14 years?

well I never really went out anywhere when I was single
I spent all my freetime on shitposting, videogames, and anime
also i beat my meat a lot
so it was always basically dead
this year i decided to try doing nofap
that and being around my gf makes me diamonds

That's probably part of be problem. Being a virgin while also going from everyday being fap o'clock to never jerking it is gonna make boners a normal part of your day. You're gonna either need to not go cold turkey on jerking, or give her your "v-card" or whatever...
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Sarcasthma
01/30/18 3:26:48 AM
#42:


Nade Duck posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Okay fine
I am a 27 year old kissless virgin
does that help?

It does. And like DirtBasedSoap said, it does make her reaction understandable.


It's also weird that she's his girlfriend but they don't kiss.

seriously how do you get to analingus before you even kiss her wtf tc

Analingus is a type of kissing, Nade. Like duh.
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Smarkil
01/30/18 3:40:06 AM
#43:


LinkPizza posted...
Cacciato posted...
This is the weird boner dude, right?

Yeah...


wait what?
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Cacciato
01/30/18 3:41:04 AM
#44:


Smarkil posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Cacciato posted...
This is the weird boner dude, right?

Yeah...


wait what?

He made a topic where he wondered about how to hide his boner when he stood up
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LinkPizza
01/30/18 6:09:00 AM
#45:


Cacciato posted...
Smarkil posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Cacciato posted...
This is the weird boner dude, right?

Yeah...


wait what?

He made a topic where he wondered about how to hide his boner when he stood up

Well, he wanted to hide his boner from his girlfriend...
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mastermix3000
01/30/18 8:00:47 AM
#46:


This topic was bizarre
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SusanGreenEyes
01/30/18 8:19:02 AM
#47:


Summertimebooks posted...
Cacciato posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Summertimebooks posted...

does that help?

it makes her reaction understandable. kind of a red flag.

This. It also 'raises' the question on how the fuck you dont know how to hide a boner by the time you're twenty fucking seven. Were you in a coma for 14 years?

well I never really went out anywhere when I was single
I spent all my freetime on shitposting, videogames, and anime
also i beat my meat a lot
so it was always basically dead
this year i decided to try doing nofap
that and being around my gf makes me diamonds

You're 27. Stop talking like that. It's ridiculous.
Also, you're not 65.
Stop calling people 'lads'.
If you want to learn to kiss look up 'How to Kiss' on YouTube, and don't announce to women that you've never been kissed before.
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FellWolf
01/30/18 9:31:59 AM
#48:


Don't tell him how to live, lad. xD
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Dikitain
01/30/18 9:45:08 AM
#49:


Yea, don't tell a girl you have never kissed before unless you are in your pre-teens or early teens, it is just going to freak them out. Hell, I didn't tell the girl I lost my virginity to that I was a virgin for the same reason. I mean she probably thought that due to the awkwardness but I sure wasn't going to tell her unless she asked.
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Summertimebooks
01/30/18 10:39:36 AM
#50:


SusanGreenEyes posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Cacciato posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Summertimebooks posted...

does that help?

it makes her reaction understandable. kind of a red flag.

This. It also 'raises' the question on how the fuck you dont know how to hide a boner by the time you're twenty fucking seven. Were you in a coma for 14 years?

well I never really went out anywhere when I was single
I spent all my freetime on shitposting, videogames, and anime
also i beat my meat a lot
so it was always basically dead
this year i decided to try doing nofap
that and being around my gf makes me diamonds

You're 27. Stop talking like that. It's ridiculous.
Also, you're not 65.
Stop calling people 'lads'.
If you want to learn to kiss look up 'How to Kiss' on YouTube, and don't announce to women that you've never been kissed before.

Yes ma'am
(no promises tho)
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