Poll of the Day > how do I hide my raging pocket monster when I'm around my gf?

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Summertimebooks 01/21/18 6:47:39 PM #1:	like when we get close, or when I'm holding her, my hardness level goes off the charts this wouldn't be a problem, but we aren't "there" yet in our relationship and I don't wanna weird her out pls help me lads --- oooo0OOO0OOOoooooo00oooooOOOOO00OOOOoooo000oooooooooOOOOOo00ooooo <cite>Summertimebooks posted [p:894519707] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>like when we get close, or when I'm holding her, my hardness level goes off the charts this wouldn't be a problem, but we aren't "there" yet in our relationship and I don't wanna weird her out pls help me lads</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 01/21/18 6:50:58 PM #2:	Stick it in her dad shell never think to look there --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:894519935] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Stick it in her dad shell never think to look there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Summertimebooks 01/21/18 6:52:14 PM #3:	is there a quick trick to quell the beast? --- oooo0OOO0OOOoooooo00oooooOOOOO00OOOOoooo000oooooooooOOOOOo00ooooo <cite>Summertimebooks posted [p:894520031] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>is there a quick trick to quell the beast?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 01/21/18 6:53:24 PM #4:	I hear punching it helps. --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:894520080] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>I hear punching it helps.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 01/21/18 6:54:17 PM #5:	RCtheWSBC posted... I hear punching it helps. Unless you punch it too many times and it throws up. --- http://i.imgur.com/4fmtLFt.gif http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:894520137] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>I hear punching it helps.</quote> Unless you punch it too many times and it throws up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Summertimebooks 01/21/18 6:58:27 PM #6:	RCtheWSBC posted... I hear punching it helps. here's a recent scenario: me and gf are waiting for a table at a restaraunt lot's of people waiting around us too I'm hugging her the whole time the beast awakens in my pants holding gf and can't reach into pocket to adjust it praying to every god that no one notices --- oooo0OOO0OOOoooooo00oooooOOOOO00OOOOoooo000oooooooooOOOOOo00ooooo <cite>Summertimebooks posted [p:894520435] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>I hear punching it helps.</quote> here's a recent scenario: me and gf are waiting for a table at a restaraunt lot's of people waiting around us too I'm hugging her the whole time the beast awakens in my pants holding gf and can't reach into pocket to adjust it praying to every god that no one notices</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veedrock- 01/21/18 7:00:25 PM #7:	First, it's a compliment. Second, I've never thought boners to be embarrassing. --- My friends call me Vee. I'm not your friend, buddy. <cite>Veedrock- posted [p:894520557] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>First, it's a compliment. Second, I've never thought boners to be embarrassing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 01/21/18 7:01:49 PM #8:	Good grief, how old are you? --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:894520647] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Good grief, how old are you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zeldamasterkid0 01/21/18 7:02:47 PM #9:	turn your phone off, pokemon go cant bother you then. --- Unofficial Hector Fanboy of all Fire Emblem Boards Official Husbando of Fire Emblem: Binding Blade Fae <cite>zeldamasterkid0 posted [p:894520729] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>turn your phone off, pokemon go cant bother you then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 01/21/18 7:14:52 PM #10:	Maybe you're thinking about it too much. If she says something about it just say "sorry," otherwise try not to poke her. And yea, if you're carrying on while waiting for a table, others will notice. <cite>mipond posted [p:894521570] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Maybe you're thinking about it too much. If she says something about it just say "sorry," otherwise try not to poke her. And yea, if you're carrying on while waiting for a table, others will notice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
myghostisdead 01/21/18 7:34:27 PM #11:	Summertimebooks posted... RCtheWSBC posted... I hear punching it helps. here's a recent scenario: me and gf are waiting for a table at a restaraunt lot's of people waiting around us too I'm hugging her the whole time the beast awakens in my pants holding gf and can't reach into pocket to adjust it praying to every god that no one notices Save the hugging and holding for later? All you are doing is getting yourself overly excited and probably annoying/amusing the people who have to witness it. <cite>myghostisdead posted [p:894522965] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Summertimebooks posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>I hear punching it helps.</quote> here's a recent scenario: me and gf are waiting for a table at a restaraunt lot's of people waiting around us too I'm hugging her the whole time the beast awakens in my pants holding gf and can't reach into pocket to adjust it praying to every god that no one notices</quote> Save the hugging and holding for later? All you are doing is getting yourself overly excited and probably annoying/amusing the people who have to witness it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nomak-54 01/21/18 7:41:39 PM #12:	Yeah why u hugging her the whole time? depending on where I am sometimes I just keep one of my legs extended so it's a little less noticeable :P --- "Is it a good time, or is it highly inappropriate?" - Alvvays https://i.imgur.com/HlszBL6.gif http://i.imgur.com/rNCkhGc.gif <cite>Nomak-54 posted [p:894523495] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Yeah why u hugging her the whole time? depending on where I am sometimes I just keep one of my legs extended so it's a little less noticeable :P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 01/21/18 7:43:01 PM #13:	zeldamasterkid0 posted... turn your phone off, pokemon go cant bother you then. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:894523609] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>zeldamasterkid0 posted...</cite> <quote>turn your phone off, pokemon go cant bother you then.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Summertimebooks 01/21/18 7:43:42 PM #14:	Nomak-54 posted... Yeah why u hugging her the whole time? depending on where I am sometimes I just keep one of my legs extended so it's a little less noticeable :P because the feels always the feels they live through me they control me there is no stopping the feels --- oooo0OOO0OOOoooooo00oooooOOOOO00OOOOoooo000oooooooooOOOOOo00ooooo <cite>Summertimebooks posted [p:894523660] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nomak-54 posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah why u hugging her the whole time? depending on where I am sometimes I just keep one of my legs extended so it's a little less noticeable :P</quote> because the feels always the feels they live through me they control me there is no stopping the feels</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 01/21/18 7:44:03 PM #15:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGdU93VoXZ0 --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:894523685] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGdU93VoXZ0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rockies 01/21/18 7:47:47 PM #16:	Haven't you had enough random boners before to get enough practice hiding them? I learned that skill long before I ever had a gf <cite>Rockies posted [p:894523949] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Haven't you had enough random boners before to get enough practice hiding them? I learned that skill long before I ever had a gf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tails 64 01/21/18 8:58:09 PM #17:	Use a Poke Ball. :/ --- http://TinyURL.com/Learn2Learn101 - My advice for surviving college and writing academically http://TinyURL.com/SirNintendolot - My YouTube channel <cite>Tails 64 posted [p:894528937] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Use a Poke Ball. :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dioxxys 01/21/18 9:05:57 PM #18:	Just tuck it into your waistband (unless your shirt is tucked in lol) <cite>dioxxys posted [p:894529477] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Just tuck it into your waistband (unless your shirt is tucked in lol)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 01/21/18 9:20:46 PM #19:	Go to the restroom and crack one out. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:894530422] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Go to the restroom and crack one out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RomanGhost 01/21/18 9:43:55 PM #20:	Put some flex tape on it. It'll never be able to stick up. Actually don't, though. Flex Tape, despite seeming super fake, is the stickiest tape I've ever laid my hands upon. My friend got me some as a gag gift, and I ended up getting it stuck to my arm. It hurt like the dickens getting it off. It'll hurt your dick like the dickens as well. --- Time to write the wrong year at the end of the date for the next three months. Happy (noncursewordbecausewecan'thavethatinasig) New Year. <cite>RomanGhost posted [p:894532002] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Put some flex tape on it. It'll never be able to stick up. Actually don't, though. Flex Tape, despite seeming super fake, is the stickiest tape I've ever laid my hands upon. My friend got me some as a gag gift, and I ended up getting it stuck to my arm. It hurt like the dickens getting it off. It'll hurt your dick like the dickens as well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 01/21/18 9:55:18 PM #21:	Jerk it before you meet up with her. Should matter much since you're not having sex, anyway. Though, it's kinda weird that you're not use to controlling them. You're an adult, right? Must have gotten enough during school to know what to do... --- 3DS Friend Code: 4742 6214 5315 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. 0001 3388 9537, also. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:894532706] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Jerk it before you meet up with her. Should matter much since you're not having sex, anyway. Though, it's kinda weird that you're not use to controlling them. You're an adult, right? Must have gotten enough during school to know what to do...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 01/21/18 9:59:31 PM #22:	RomanGhost posted... Put some flex tape on it. It'll never be able to stick up. Actually don't, though. Flex Tape, despite seeming super fake, is the stickiest tape I've ever laid my hands upon. My friend got me some as a gag gift, and I ended up getting it stuck to my arm. It hurt like the dickens getting it off. It'll hurt your dick like the dickens as well. You've never seen gaffer's tape then. Imagine a tape that's as sticky as super glue but as flexible and stretchy as panty hose... --- http://i.imgur.com/4fmtLFt.gif http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:894532985] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>RomanGhost posted...</cite> <quote>Put some flex tape on it. It'll never be able to stick up. Actually don't, though. Flex Tape, despite seeming super fake, is the stickiest tape I've ever laid my hands upon. My friend got me some as a gag gift, and I ended up getting it stuck to my arm. It hurt like the dickens getting it off. It'll hurt your dick like the dickens as well.</quote> You've never seen gaffer's tape then. Imagine a tape that's as sticky as super glue but as flexible and stretchy as panty hose...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 01/21/18 10:03:55 PM #23:	put it in the pokeball. take it to the move deleter and delete "harden" --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:894533257] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>put it in the pokeball. take it to the move deleter and delete "harden"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 01/21/18 10:09:13 PM #24:	RCtheWSBC posted... I hear punching it helps. 5:14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqknOYm6_4A --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:894533546] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>I hear punching it helps.</quote> 5:14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqknOYm6_4A</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 01/21/18 10:11:14 PM #25:	Krazy_Kirby posted... 5:14 Oh you could link to the time directly! --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:894533663] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Krazy_Kirby posted...</cite> <quote>5:14</quote> Oh you could link to the time directly!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RomanGhost 01/21/18 10:11:34 PM #26:	Krazy_Kirby posted... RCtheWSBC posted... I hear punching it helps. 5:14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqknOYm6_4A what --- Time to write the wrong year at the end of the date for the next three months. Happy (noncursewordbecausewecan'thavethatinasig) New Year. <cite>RomanGhost posted [p:894533683] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Krazy_Kirby posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>I hear punching it helps.</quote> 5:14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqknOYm6_4A</quote> what</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 01/21/18 11:31:14 PM #27:	Jeans with a belt. Upright position. Only legitimate post itt --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh98Kscctw4 <cite>Yellow posted [p:894538267] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Jeans with a belt. Upright position. Only legitimate post itt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 01/21/18 11:38:04 PM #28:	Try this when you're alone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0 --- An acknowledged troll attempt is a successful troll attempt. <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:894538646] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Try this when you're alone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 01/21/18 11:39:06 PM #29:	Think of your mom naked. Works every time. --- I'm either failing at a silly joke or trying to help. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:894538693] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Think of your mom naked. Works every time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dioxxys 01/21/18 11:49:24 PM #30:	SunWuKung420 posted... Think of your mom naked. Works every time. Or will it? <cite>dioxxys posted [p:894539231] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Think of your mom naked. Works every time.</quote> Or will it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 01/21/18 11:51:48 PM #31:	dioxxys posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Think of your mom naked. Works every time. Or will it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ba9_jaN7EA --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh98Kscctw4 <cite>Yellow posted [p:894539357] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>dioxxys posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Think of your mom naked. Works every time.</quote> Or will it?</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ba9_jaN7EA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 01/21/18 11:53:01 PM #32:	Hide it in its entirety behind a regularly sized tic tac --- All praise Mead <cite>Mead posted [p:894539435] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Hide it in its entirety behind a regularly sized tic tac</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 01/21/18 11:57:16 PM #33:	Bend over. Drop and pick something up or tie your shoes. Just bend over so the blood rushes to your head instead of your dick, lad. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:894539664] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Bend over. Drop and pick something up or tie your shoes. Just bend over so the blood rushes to your head instead of your dick, lad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 01/22/18 12:03:09 AM #34:	Firewood18 posted... Bend over. Drop and pick something up or tie your shoes. Just bend over so the blood rushes to your head instead of your dick, lad. That's not normal --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh98Kscctw4 <cite>Yellow posted [p:894539963] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>Bend over. Drop and pick something up or tie your shoes. Just bend over so the blood rushes to your head instead of your dick, lad.</quote> That's not normal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TallTamryu 01/22/18 12:09:20 AM #35:	RCtheWSBC posted... Oh you could link to the time directly! And not the dub too. --- "Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up" <cite>TallTamryu posted [p:894540307] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Oh you could link to the time directly!</quote> And not the dub too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx 01/22/18 12:17:19 AM #36:	RomanGhost posted... Put some flex tape on it. It'll never be able to stick up. Actually don't, though. Flex Tape, despite seeming super fake, is the stickiest tape I've ever laid my hands upon. My friend got me some as a gag gift, and I ended up getting it stuck to my arm. It hurt like the dickens getting it off. It'll hurt your dick like the dickens as well. I mean, the guy fixed a freaking boat with it, seems legit. --- The side of the fence that we climb determines who's afraid <cite>HagenEx posted [p:894540744] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>RomanGhost posted...</cite> <quote>Put some flex tape on it. It'll never be able to stick up. Actually don't, though. Flex Tape, despite seeming super fake, is the stickiest tape I've ever laid my hands upon. My friend got me some as a gag gift, and I ended up getting it stuck to my arm. It hurt like the dickens getting it off. It'll hurt your dick like the dickens as well.</quote> I mean, the guy fixed a freaking boat with it, seems legit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 01/22/18 12:59:04 AM #37:	Yellow posted... Jeans with a belt. Upright position. You know, I don't think I've ever done that. Haha. --- 3DS Friend Code: 4742 6214 5315 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. 0001 3388 9537, also. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:894542494] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>Jeans with a belt. Upright position.</quote> You know, I don't think I've ever done that. Haha.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 01/22/18 1:03:10 AM #38:	RCtheWSBC posted... Good grief, how old are you? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:894542636] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Good grief, how old are you?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 01/22/18 1:10:47 AM #39:	Sarcasthma posted... RCtheWSBC posted... Good grief, how old are you? --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:894542905] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Good grief, how old are you?</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Summertimebooks 01/22/18 1:11:29 AM #40:	RCtheWSBC posted... Good grief, how old are you? --- oooo0OOO0OOOoooooo00oooooOOOOO00OOOOoooo000oooooooooOOOOOo00ooooo <cite>Summertimebooks posted [p:894542927] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Good grief, how old are you?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 01/22/18 1:48:24 AM #41:	Summertimebooks posted... like when we get close, or when I'm holding her, my hardness level goes off the charts this wouldn't be a problem, but we aren't "there" yet in our relationship and I don't wanna weird her out pls help me lads What does "we aren't there yet" mean, are you 12, religious or both? If she isn't ok with the shenanigans of your weinal pagoda, it's probably time for her to learn... --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:894544355] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Summertimebooks posted...</cite> <quote>like when we get close, or when I'm holding her, my hardness level goes off the charts this wouldn't be a problem, but we aren't "there" yet in our relationship and I don't wanna weird her out pls help me lads</quote> What does "we aren't there yet" mean, are you 12, religious or both? If she isn't ok with the shenanigans of your weinal pagoda, it's probably time for her to learn...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Summertimebooks 01/22/18 1:58:07 AM #42:	Syntheticon posted... Summertimebooks posted... like when we get close, or when I'm holding her, my hardness level goes off the charts this wouldn't be a problem, but we aren't "there" yet in our relationship and I don't wanna weird her out pls help me lads What does "we aren't there yet" mean, are you 12, religious or both? If she isn't ok with the shenanigans of your weinal pagoda, it's probably time for her to learn... it's just that i've never had a girlfriend before and i'm not experienced in these things if anything, i'm probably the one slowing everything down with my shyness --- oooo0OOO0OOOoooooo00oooooOOOOO00OOOOoooo000oooooooooOOOOOo00ooooo <cite>Summertimebooks posted [p:894544677] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syntheticon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Summertimebooks posted...</cite> <quote>like when we get close, or when I'm holding her, my hardness level goes off the charts this wouldn't be a problem, but we aren't "there" yet in our relationship and I don't wanna weird her out pls help me lads</quote> What does "we aren't there yet" mean, are you 12, religious or both? If she isn't ok with the shenanigans of your weinal pagoda, it's probably time for her to learn...</quote> it's just that i've never had a girlfriend before and i'm not experienced in these things if anything, i'm probably the one slowing everything down with my shyness</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/22/18 2:00:30 AM #43:	Summertimebooks posted... Syntheticon posted... Summertimebooks posted... like when we get close, or when I'm holding her, my hardness level goes off the charts this wouldn't be a problem, but we aren't "there" yet in our relationship and I don't wanna weird her out pls help me lads What does "we aren't there yet" mean, are you 12, religious or both? If she isn't ok with the shenanigans of your weinal pagoda, it's probably time for her to learn... it's just that i've never had a girlfriend before and i'm not experienced in these things if anything, i'm probably the one slowing everything down with my shyness So stop whinging and let her visit the tent. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:894544766] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Summertimebooks posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Syntheticon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Summertimebooks posted...</cite> <quote>like when we get close, or when I'm holding her, my hardness level goes off the charts this wouldn't be a problem, but we aren't "there" yet in our relationship and I don't wanna weird her out pls help me lads</quote> What does "we aren't there yet" mean, are you 12, religious or both? If she isn't ok with the shenanigans of your weinal pagoda, it's probably time for her to learn...</quote> it's just that i've never had a girlfriend before and i'm not experienced in these things if anything, i'm probably the one slowing everything down with my shyness</quote> So stop whinging and let her visit the tent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melon_Master 01/22/18 2:07:17 AM #44:	RCtheWSBC posted... Krazy_Kirby posted... 5:14 Oh you could link to the time directly! --- http://i.imgur.com/linui.png http://i.imgur.com/FiYI1.jpg PotDs UnOfficial President and Official Sheldon Cooper <cite>Melon_Master posted [p:894544990] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Krazy_Kirby posted...</cite> <quote>5:14</quote> Oh you could link to the time directly!</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 01/22/18 2:24:57 AM #45:	TallTamryu posted... RCtheWSBC posted... Oh you could link to the time directly! And not the dub too. the dub is better. kamogawa sounds exactly like an old boxing coach --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:894545480] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>TallTamryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Oh you could link to the time directly!</quote> And not the dub too.</quote> the dub is better. kamogawa sounds exactly like an old boxing coach</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/22/18 2:33:17 AM #46:	Krazy_Kirby posted... TallTamryu posted... RCtheWSBC posted... Oh you could link to the time directly! And not the dub too. the dub is better. kamogawa sounds exactly like an old boxing coach Ya, the dub's better because it has stereotypical voices. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:894545709] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Krazy_Kirby posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TallTamryu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Oh you could link to the time directly!</quote> And not the dub too.</quote> the dub is better. kamogawa sounds exactly like an old boxing coach</quote> Ya, the dub's better because it has stereotypical voices.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TallTamryu 01/22/18 2:44:55 AM #47:	Krazy_Kirby posted... the dub is better. kamogawa sounds exactly like an old boxing coach Not really. Also he already sounds really old in the original japanese. --- "Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up" <cite>TallTamryu posted [p:894546029] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Krazy_Kirby posted...</cite> <quote>the dub is better. kamogawa sounds exactly like an old boxing coach</quote> Not really. Also he already sounds really old in the original japanese.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 01/22/18 5:49:22 AM #48:	Jerk off before seeing her? Or just let your pole fly and see what happens. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:894549739] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>Jerk off before seeing her? Or just let your pole fly and see what happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoistenedYouth 01/22/18 6:20:04 AM #49:	cut it slay the beast --- a fan of scotty fan who fancy scotty fanfic <cite>MoistenedYouth posted [p:894550317] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote>cut it slay the beast</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RomanGhost 01/22/18 6:56:10 AM #50:	HagenEx posted... RomanGhost posted... Put some flex tape on it. It'll never be able to stick up. Actually don't, though. Flex Tape, despite seeming super fake, is the stickiest tape I've ever laid my hands upon. My friend got me some as a gag gift, and I ended up getting it stuck to my arm. It hurt like the dickens getting it off. It'll hurt your dick like the dickens as well. I mean, the guy fixed a freaking boat with it, seems legit. Now, Phil, what does that have to do with Flex Tape? --- Time to write the wrong year at the end of the date for the next three months. Happy (noncursewordbecausewecan'thavethatinasig) New Year. <cite>RomanGhost posted [p:894551061] in how do I h... [t:76227785]...</cite> <quote><cite>HagenEx posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RomanGhost posted...</cite> <quote>Put some flex tape on it. It'll never be able to stick up. Actually don't, though. Flex Tape, despite seeming super fake, is the stickiest tape I've ever laid my hands upon. My friend got me some as a gag gift, and I ended up getting it stuck to my arm. It hurt like the dickens getting it off. It'll hurt your dick like the dickens as well.</quote> I mean, the guy fixed a freaking boat with it, seems legit.</quote> Now, Phil, what does that have to do with Flex Tape?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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