Poll of the Day > I would totally buy one of those new robot girlfriends

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OmegaTomHank
01/04/18 4:41:59 PM
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TheWorstPoster
01/04/18 4:44:33 PM
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Sure you would
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ArctheLad13
01/04/18 4:44:37 PM
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I wonder if my wife would let me get one.
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TheWorstPoster
01/04/18 4:45:08 PM
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ArctheLad13 posted...
I wonder if my wife would let me get one.


What if your wife IS one?
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OmegaTomHank
01/04/18 4:47:12 PM
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A man in China married his robot girlfriend already. Old hat
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TheCyborgNinja
01/04/18 5:13:27 PM
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I'd only buy one to give to my grade 9 self via time travel.
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Andromicus
01/04/18 5:15:16 PM
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Unless it can clean itself it probably isn't worth the trouble
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FellWolf
01/04/18 5:21:57 PM
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BADoglick
01/04/18 11:06:26 PM
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I should convince my gf to get me one for my birthday, and then she won't have to sex me as often. Win win?
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BlazeAndBlade
01/04/18 11:23:50 PM
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at least you didn't post the doll (movie trailer) looks like a crap film
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Mead
01/04/18 11:31:30 PM
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Does this mean that girl with the boyfriend turned you down?
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Yellow
01/04/18 11:38:40 PM
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Those dumb things are dead to me until they can walk around and do something useful or something, like cleaning. Come on engineers, is this the best you can do? Add gyroscopes, motor skills learning algorithms and full body motor control. And if it's a robot, make it look like a robot, otherwise, it's just creepy. Sexy robots can happen.

By learning algorithms I mean this. You don't need to be a billion-dollar company to teach a random assortment of motors and limbs how to walk around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgaEE27nsQw


But no, the best we can do is an $8000 rubber paraplegic Scarlett Johansson with a fleshlight attached. This is pathetic.
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CacciatoPart2
01/04/18 11:44:35 PM
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Mead posted...
Does this mean that girl with the boyfriend turned you down?

Gonna guess so
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Zeus
01/04/18 11:45:01 PM
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"It's like talking to a real girl": Sex robot enthusiast flirts with new model (with 'Number 36' head and 8,000 price tag)


And here I thought the point of a sex robot was so you didn't have to talk to them >_>

At any rate, the robots still look creepy as hell.
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RomanGhost
01/04/18 11:56:53 PM
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I can't wait for the technology to be advanced enough for robot rights issues to arise.
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wwinterj25
01/04/18 11:58:00 PM
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Seems a rather expensive sex toy.
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BlazeAndBlade
01/05/18 12:15:10 AM
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RomanGhost posted...
I can't wait for the technology to be advanced enough for robot rights issues to arise.


robot liv..... existence matters

since johnny 5 is alive his matters the most.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlgJs_G8Co8

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Yellow
01/05/18 5:24:05 AM
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If one of you wants to buy me a male sex bot, I'll rig him with some servos so he can walk around. Then I'll fit him with an English intellectual accent and get him to walk around in public arguing with people and pissing them off with Cleverbot AI.

I'll take female... I'd just prefer a male one. Just so people can see what's obviously an arrogant robot with a huge package.
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AllstarSniper32
01/05/18 5:31:41 AM
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Eh, I'd rather have a holodeck.
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Sarcasthma
01/05/18 5:39:04 AM
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I'd rather have a holodick.
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BlazeAndBlade
01/05/18 10:08:08 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I'd rather have a holodick.


with or without the safety on?
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Sarcasthma
01/05/18 12:29:09 PM
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BlazeAndBlade posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
I'd rather have a holodick.


with or without the safety on?

There's a safety?
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Smarkil
01/05/18 12:52:16 PM
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Andromicus posted...
Unless it can clean itself it probably isn't worth the trouble


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Solid Snake07
01/05/18 12:54:24 PM
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Isn't the point of having a sex robot to not talk to women?
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Lokarin
01/05/18 12:58:02 PM
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I thought ti'd be a cool novelty, but then i found out the RealDoll2 is like $9000
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Ferarri619
01/05/18 1:02:24 PM
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The Gatebox AI was supposedly released December, but with limited stock. I'm curious to know what people think of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

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Blue_Thunder
01/05/18 1:23:30 PM
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Ferarri619 posted...
The Gatebox AI was supposedly released December, but with limited stock. I'm curious to know what people think of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

I agree the robot girlfriends look pretty creepy, but this looks kinda cool.
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Far-Queue
01/05/18 1:31:33 PM
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Robots dont flinch, either.
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OmegaTomHank
01/05/18 3:36:58 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Isn't the point of having a sex robot to not talk to women?


Not at all.

Its to avoid negative and nonsensical emotions of women
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Yellow
01/05/18 5:22:01 PM
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Like being groped in a supermarket?
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