Poll of the Day > Goddamn my father has abandoned all subtlety

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usui88 11/29/17 11:12:05 PM #1:	When I saw him over Thanksgiving he gave me his wedding band from when he and my mom were married and said if my moms hadnt been stolen hed have wanted me to have hers too, and whenever he brings up grandkids I always tell him if he wants one so badly he can just pay for the surrogate which usually shuts him down but this time he told me just go fuck some random chick itll be cheaper Im tired of waiting I know Im almost 30 but dude chill How old were you when you started hearing this noise? --- Living like this is a full-time business. <cite>usui88 posted [p:891307995] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>When I saw him over Thanksgiving he gave me his wedding band from when he and my mom were married and said if my moms hadnt been stolen hed have wanted me to have hers too, and whenever he brings up grandkids I always tell him if he wants one so badly he can just pay for the surrogate which usually shuts him down but this time he told me just go fuck some random chick itll be cheaper Im tired of waiting I know Im almost 30 but dude chill How old were you when you started hearing this noise?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 11/29/17 11:14:53 PM #2:	usui88 posted... When I saw him over Thanksgiving he gave me his wedding band from when he and my mom were married I read grandfather in the title, probably because of the G at the beginning, and this had me confused for a second. usui88 posted... he told me just go fuck some random chick itll be cheaper Im tired of waiting lulz usui88 posted... How old were you when you started hearing this noise? My sisters already popped out kids so i'm good in this regard since they already got grandkids. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:891308146] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>When I saw him over Thanksgiving he gave me his wedding band from when he and my mom were married </quote> I read grandfather in the title, probably because of the G at the beginning, and this had me confused for a second. <cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>he told me just go fuck some random chick itll be cheaper Im tired of waiting</quote> lulz <cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>How old were you when you started hearing this noise?</quote> My sisters already popped out kids so i'm good in this regard since they already got grandkids.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 11/29/17 11:23:05 PM #4:	darcandkharg31 posted... usui88 posted... When I saw him over Thanksgiving he gave me his wedding band from when he and my mom were married I read grandfather in the title, probably because of the G at the beginning, and this had me confused for a second. usui88 posted... he told me just go fuck some random chick itll be cheaper Im tired of waiting lulz usui88 posted... How old were you when you started hearing this noise? My sisters already popped out kids so i'm good in this regard since they already got grandkids. my mom already has a grandkid and she still busts my balls about it despite me telling her 100 damn times I don't want any fucking kids. don't plan on having kids, and have will continue to do everything I can to not have any kids. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:891308579] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>When I saw him over Thanksgiving he gave me his wedding band from when he and my mom were married </quote> I read grandfather in the title, probably because of the G at the beginning, and this had me confused for a second. <cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>he told me just go fuck some random chick itll be cheaper Im tired of waiting</quote> lulz <cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>How old were you when you started hearing this noise?</quote> My sisters already popped out kids so i'm good in this regard since they already got grandkids.</quote> my mom already has a grandkid and she still busts my balls about it despite me telling her 100 damn times I don't want any fucking kids. don't plan on having kids, and have will continue to do everything I can to not have any kids.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeeVees 11/29/17 11:24:49 PM #5:	Never. I've been telling them I will never have kids since I was a kid. --- Rudy sucks <cite>VeeVees posted [p:891308664] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>Never. I've been telling them I will never have kids since I was a kid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 11/29/17 11:26:11 PM #6:	VeeVees posted... Never. I've been telling them I will never have kids since I was a kid. wish my mom would understand that think I started saying that around 16. so over a decade of sticking to my guns on that and she still brings it up. says I might change my mind. I doubt it after this long. I don't want to be raising kids when i'm old as fuck lol --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:891308711] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>VeeVees posted...</cite> <quote>Never. I've been telling them I will never have kids since I was a kid.</quote> wish my mom would understand that think I started saying that around 16. so over a decade of sticking to my guns on that and she still brings it up. says I might change my mind. I doubt it after this long. I don't want to be raising kids when i'm old as fuck lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 11/29/17 11:26:24 PM #7:	mooreandrew58 posted... my mom already has a grandkid and she still busts my balls about it despite me telling her 100 damn times I don't want any fucking kids. don't plan on having kids, and have will continue to do everything I can to not have any kids. If you don't chop off your balls then you aint really doing everything you can. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:891308720] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote>my mom already has a grandkid and she still busts my balls about it despite me telling her 100 damn times I don't want any fucking kids. don't plan on having kids, and have will continue to do everything I can to not have any kids. </quote> If you don't chop off your balls then you aint really doing everything you can.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 11/29/17 11:28:57 PM #8:	darcandkharg31 posted... mooreandrew58 posted... my mom already has a grandkid and she still busts my balls about it despite me telling her 100 damn times I don't want any fucking kids. don't plan on having kids, and have will continue to do everything I can to not have any kids. If you don't chop off your balls then you aint really doing everything you can. yeah I am. stopped fucking women over 10 years ago. bi here. so I kind of have a choice in the matter. i'll consider chopping them if I ever find myself with a woman again. I doubt it though, I haven't missed them yet. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:891308840] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote>my mom already has a grandkid and she still busts my balls about it despite me telling her 100 damn times I don't want any fucking kids. don't plan on having kids, and have will continue to do everything I can to not have any kids. </quote> If you don't chop off your balls then you aint really doing everything you can.</quote> yeah I am. stopped fucking women over 10 years ago. bi here. so I kind of have a choice in the matter. i'll consider chopping them if I ever find myself with a woman again. I doubt it though, I haven't missed them yet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
usui88 11/29/17 11:30:44 PM #9:	darcandkharg31 posted... usui88 posted... he told me just go fuck some random chick itll be cheaper Im tired of waiting lulz The other day he got all pissy and said I wish Id pulled out I dont particularly like the man but he can be p funny sometimes My mom has at least chilled since she found out Im dating a guy right now and its not as simple a task in this relationship --- Living like this is a full-time business. <cite>usui88 posted [p:891308924] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>he told me just go fuck some random chick itll be cheaper Im tired of waiting</quote> lulz</quote> The other day he got all pissy and said I wish Id pulled out I dont particularly like the man but he can be p funny sometimes My mom has at least chilled since she found out Im dating a guy right now and its not as simple a task in this relationship</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 11/29/17 11:31:57 PM #10:	usui88 posted... darcandkharg31 posted... usui88 posted... he told me just go fuck some random chick itll be cheaper Im tired of waiting lulz The other day he got all pissy and said I wish Id pulled out I dont particularly like the man but he can be p funny sometimes My mom has at least chilled since she found out Im dating a guy right now and its not as simple a task in this relationship my mom doesn't seem to understand that either. she hasn't seen me show interest in a woman in a really long time. but she says she'd be fine if I just adopted. -_- --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:891308983] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>he told me just go fuck some random chick itll be cheaper Im tired of waiting</quote> lulz</quote> The other day he got all pissy and said I wish Id pulled out I dont particularly like the man but he can be p funny sometimes My mom has at least chilled since she found out Im dating a guy right now and its not as simple a task in this relationship</quote> my mom doesn't seem to understand that either. she hasn't seen me show interest in a woman in a really long time. but she says she'd be fine if I just adopted. -_-</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metro2 11/29/17 11:43:27 PM #11:	I think I was 25 when my father started pushing me to have a kid. ** that . I ain't having one ever. I feel you, TC. I pity old people that think grandchildren will bring them happiness. <cite>Metro2 posted [p:891309499] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>I think I was 25 when my father started pushing me to have a kid. that **. I ain't having one ever. I feel you, TC. I pity old people that think grandchildren will bring them happiness.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 11/29/17 11:44:20 PM #12:	My mom would probably be ok either way, but my dad has been pressuring me, too. But it's probably because he doesn't know I'm dating a guy right now. But I guess I am getting close to 30. But I never wanted to have kids, anyway... --- 3DS Friend Code: 4742 6214 5315 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. 0001 3388 9537, also. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:891309533] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>My mom would probably be ok either way, but my dad has been pressuring me, too. But it's probably because he doesn't know I'm dating a guy right now. But I guess I am getting close to 30. But I never wanted to have kids, anyway...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 11/29/17 11:49:40 PM #13:	Metro2 posted... I think I was 25 when my father started pushing me to have a kid. ** that . I ain't having one ever. I feel you, TC. I pity old people that think grandchildren will bring them happiness. made me think of how pissed my mom gets when she bugs me about it (considering as I said earlier she suggested adoption) that sure i'll adopt one, but you keep and raise it. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:891309762] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>Metro2 posted...</cite> <quote>I think I was 25 when my father started pushing me to have a kid. that **. I ain't having one ever. I feel you, TC. I pity old people that think grandchildren will bring them happiness.</quote> made me think of how pissed my mom gets when she bugs me about it (considering as I said earlier she suggested adoption) that sure i'll adopt one, but you keep and raise it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snuggletoof 11/30/17 12:15:28 AM #14:	My sister has already made two people, so my parents should be satisfied. They never really pushed the issue on either of us anyways. They were more concerned with us being financially stable first. In fact, they're kind of trying to convince her to dial it back now that she's wanting even more kids... They do occasionally get on me about still being single, though. It's hilarious how excited they get when I happen to mention that I'm planning a date. <cite>Snuggletoof posted [p:891310918] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>My sister has already made two people, so my parents should be satisfied. They never really pushed the issue on either of us anyways. They were more concerned with us being financially stable first. In fact, they're kind of trying to convince her to dial it back now that she's wanting even more kids... They do occasionally get on me about still being single, though. It's hilarious how excited they get when I happen to mention that I'm planning a date.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
usui88 11/30/17 1:20:25 PM #15:	Metro2 posted... I think I was 25 when my father started pushing me to have a kid. ** that *. I ain't having one ever. I feel you, TC. I pity old people that think grandchildren will bring them happiness. My mom at least chilled somewhat once she found out Im dating a dude LinkPizza posted... My mom would probably be ok either way, but my dad has been pressuring me, too. But it's probably because he doesn't know I'm dating a guy right now. But I guess I am getting close to 30. But I never wanted to have kids, anyway... Lmao almost literally exactly the same Snuggletoof posted... My sister has already made two people, so my parents should be satisfied. They never really pushed the issue on either of us anyways. They were more concerned with us being financially stable first. In fact, they're kind of trying to convince her to dial it back now that she's wanting even more kids... They do occasionally get on me about still being single, though. It's hilarious how excited they get when I happen to mention that I'm planning a date. Yeah my mom lost her shit when I finally had to tell her I was in a relationship She is one intuitive ass bitch and figured it out on her own even though I said nothing --- Living like this is a full-time business.* <cite>usui88 posted [p:891337316] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>Metro2 posted...</cite> <quote>I think I was 25 when my father started pushing me to have a kid. ** that **. I ain't having one ever. I feel you, TC. I pity old people that think grandchildren will bring them happiness.</quote> My mom at least chilled somewhat once she found out Im dating a dude <cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>My mom would probably be ok either way, but my dad has been pressuring me, too. But it's probably because he doesn't know I'm dating a guy right now. But I guess I am getting close to 30. But I never wanted to have kids, anyway...</quote> Lmao almost literally exactly the same <cite>Snuggletoof posted...</cite> <quote>My sister has already made two people, so my parents should be satisfied. They never really pushed the issue on either of us anyways. They were more concerned with us being financially stable first. In fact, they're kind of trying to convince her to dial it back now that she's wanting even more kids... They do occasionally get on me about still being single, though. It's hilarious how excited they get when I happen to mention that I'm planning a date.</quote> Yeah my mom lost her shit when I finally had to tell her I was in a relationship She is one intuitive ass bitch and figured it out on her own even though I said nothing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 11/30/17 1:22:47 PM #16:	Zangulus posted... I got a vasectomy when I was in my early 20s. this explains a loooooot --- http://i.imgur.com/anU2AWL.png <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:891337462] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote>I got a vasectomy when I was in my early 20s.</quote> this explains a loooooot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 11/30/17 1:24:13 PM #17:	reading this topic is kind of sad. seems like people have replaced children with pets these days --- http://i.imgur.com/anU2AWL.png <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:891337546] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>reading this topic is kind of sad. seems like people have replaced children with pets these days</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/30/17 1:25:14 PM #18:	usui88 posted... How old were you when you started hearing this noise? I never have. All i get is my dad saying "one day you'll have your own kids and... ". I find it amusing he thinks that. I'm 31 and doubt it'll ever happen myself. mooreandrew58 posted... my mom doesn't seem to understand that either. she hasn't seen me show interest in a woman in a really long time. but she says she'd be fine if I just adopted. -_- Adoption isn't the same and I certainly wouldn't bring up another persons kid. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:891337614] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>How old were you when you started hearing this noise?</quote> I never have. All i get is my dad saying "one day you'll have your own kids and... ". I find it amusing he thinks that. I'm 31 and doubt it'll ever happen myself. <cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote>my mom doesn't seem to understand that either. she hasn't seen me show interest in a woman in a really long time. but she says she'd be fine if I just adopted. -_-</quote> Adoption isn't the same and I certainly wouldn't bring up another persons kid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 11/30/17 1:38:46 PM #20:	usui88 posted... How old were you when you started hearing this noise? I never really heard it. I told my mom like 25 years ago that if she ever wanted grandkids, she was going to have to settle for the ones my brother had, because I was never having kids. Then when my brother actually had kids, I'd usually remind her of that. I'm basically the only one who ever brought it up, and she usually just sort of mumbled quietly to herself because she was fully aware even then that the surest way to guarantee that I will never, ever do anything is to try and pressure me into doing it. I'm 40 now and still childless, so she's probably pretty-well resigned to the idea at this point. And she's got two grandkids so she doesn't need more anyway. I have no idea what my father ever thought about the idea, but he's also dead now so he doesn't get to have opinions about it any more. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:891338314] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>How old were you when you started hearing this noise?</quote> I never really heard it. I told my mom like 25 years ago that if she ever wanted grandkids, she was going to have to settle for the ones my brother had, because I was never having kids. Then when my brother actually had kids, I'd usually remind her of that. I'm basically the only one who ever brought it up, and she usually just sort of mumbled quietly to herself because she was fully aware even then that the surest way to guarantee that I will never, ever do anything is to try and pressure me into doing it. I'm 40 now and still childless, so she's probably pretty-well resigned to the idea at this point. And she's got two grandkids so she doesn't need more anyway. I have no idea what my father ever thought about the idea, but he's also dead now so he doesn't get to have opinions about it any more. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 11/30/17 1:50:13 PM #21:	Zangulus posted... DirtBasedSoap posted... Zangulus posted... I got a vasectomy when I was in my early 20s. this explains a loooooot Id be curious to hear as to what you think that explains, other than the fact it means I cant have children. Theres not much else to it. Lol Well he's basically calling you not a man but make of it what you will. --- DorkLink said I could borrow his signature so I did (see below): <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:891338910] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote>I got a vasectomy when I was in my early 20s.</quote> this explains a loooooot</quote> Id be curious to hear as to what you think that explains, other than the fact it means I cant have children. Theres not much else to it. Lol</quote> Well he's basically calling you not a man but make of it what you will.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid Sonic 11/30/17 1:52:45 PM #23:	I am curious why you had it done at such a young age, though. Was it necessary? --- DorkLink said I could borrow his signature so I did (see below): <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:891339038] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>I am curious why you had it done at such a young age, though. Was it necessary?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 11/30/17 2:15:32 PM #25:	sex feels a lot better without a condom, is what he's implying there i'm pretty sure --- "Dogs smell like they've had too much fun and need a bath Cats smell like espionage" - Mead <cite>helIy posted [p:891340386] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>sex feels a lot better without a condom, is what he's implying there i'm pretty sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 11/30/17 2:17:01 PM #27:	helIy posted... sex feels a lot better without a condom, is what he's implying there i'm pretty sure Probably feels better without a broken condom busting through the door partway through cause he had a nightmare. <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:891340470] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>helIy posted...</cite> <quote>sex feels a lot better without a condom, is what he's implying there i'm pretty sure</quote> Probably feels better without a broken condom busting through the door partway through cause he had a nightmare.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 11/30/17 2:18:04 PM #28:	I liked my joke but I realized I left myself open for ownage so I'd rather not risk it. --- DorkLink said I could borrow his signature so I did (see below): <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:891340526] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>I liked my joke but I realized I left myself open for ownage so I'd rather not risk it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pizz 11/30/17 2:19:37 PM #29:	i dont understand what i just read <cite>pizz posted [p:891340630] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>i dont understand what i just read</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 11/30/17 2:20:17 PM #30:	pizz posted... i dont understand what i just read I made a joke about helly's girlfriend but realized that he could turn it around on me so I deleted it. --- DorkLink said I could borrow his signature so I did (see below): <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:891340665] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>pizz posted...</cite> <quote>i dont understand what i just read</quote> I made a joke about helly's girlfriend but realized that he could turn it around on me so I deleted it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 11/30/17 2:24:03 PM #31:	i have a wife, not a girlfriend --- "Dogs smell like they've had too much fun and need a bath Cats smell like espionage" - Mead <cite>helIy posted [p:891340903] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>i have a wife, not a girlfriend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 11/30/17 2:29:19 PM #32:	helIy posted... i have a wife, not a girlfriend JUST A JOKE, BRAH! :\| --- DorkLink said I could borrow his signature so I did (see below): <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:891341218] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>helIy posted...</cite> <quote>i have a wife, not a girlfriend</quote> JUST A JOKE, BRAH! :\|</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 11/30/17 2:39:25 PM #34:	yeah my mom and my boyfriend's mom are practically begging us to have kids. they both said they'd babysit as much as we wanted. my boyfriend's mom said she'd watch it every saturday if we wanted her to lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:891341837] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>yeah my mom and my boyfriend's mom are practically begging us to have kids. they both said they'd babysit as much as we wanted. my boyfriend's mom said she'd watch it every saturday if we wanted her to lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 11/30/17 5:00:02 PM #35:	I can only remember my mom telling me the usual "You might change your mind" thing all my life. Including on my wedding day, which pissed me off. That decision was made when I was 11 and has remained exactly the same for 24 years. Mostly no one in my family pressured me though. It was mostly nosy strangers who really shoved it down my throat. That's happened less and less as I approach the age of shouldn't have kids anyway. --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:891350353] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>I can only remember my mom telling me the usual "You might change your mind" thing all my life. Including on my wedding day, which pissed me off. That decision was made when I was 11 and has remained exactly the same for 24 years. Mostly no one in my family pressured me though. It was mostly nosy strangers who really shoved it down my throat. That's happened less and less as I approach the age of shouldn't have kids anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 11/30/17 5:04:18 PM #36:	Solid Sonic posted... Zangulus posted... DirtBasedSoap posted... Zangulus posted... I got a vasectomy when I was in my early 20s. this explains a loooooot Id be curious to hear as to what you think that explains, other than the fact it means I cant have children. Theres not much else to it. Lol calling you not a man wha..? no lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/anU2AWL.png <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:891350620] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>Solid Sonic posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote>I got a vasectomy when I was in my early 20s.</quote> this explains a loooooot</quote> Id be curious to hear as to what you think that explains, other than the fact it means I cant have children. Theres not much else to it. Lol</quote> calling you not a man </quote> wha..? no lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 11/30/17 5:25:18 PM #37:	my mom talks about funeral stuff too --- Puzzle and Dragons: 338 705 421 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:891351929] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>my mom talks about funeral stuff too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
minervo 11/30/17 5:26:40 PM #38:	The amount of people cutting themselves out of the gene pool I've been reading about lately astounds me. <cite>minervo posted [p:891352001] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>The amount of people cutting themselves out of the gene pool I've been reading about lately astounds me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 11/30/17 5:27:53 PM #39:	Lol my parents probably think I shouldnt have kids - so it hasnt. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:891352082] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>Lol my parents probably think I shouldnt have kids - so it hasnt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 11/30/17 5:30:21 PM #40:	My mom was always pushing for grand kids. Even as kids ourselves she was always talking about how she was looking forward to us having kids of our own. She really started about it when I was about 14, and my brother was 16/17. Now she's stopped though. She tells everyone that my brother is the only hope for grandkids, and that she doesn't think I'm capable(I'm assuming she means capable of finding a partner). I always wanted kids myself too, so it really stings to have her lose hope in me. I don't think my dad ever cared whatsoever. --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:891352206] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>My mom was always pushing for grand kids. Even as kids ourselves she was always talking about how she was looking forward to us having kids of our own. She really started about it when I was about 14, and my brother was 16/17. Now she's stopped though. She tells everyone that my brother is the only hope for grandkids, and that she doesn't think I'm capable(I'm assuming she means capable of finding a partner). I always wanted kids myself too, so it really stings to have her lose hope in me. I don't think my dad ever cared whatsoever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
minervo 11/30/17 5:32:18 PM #41:	KogaSteelfang posted... My mom was always pushing for grand kids. Even as kids ourselves she was always talking about how she was looking forward to us having kids of our own. She really started about it when I was about 14, and my brother was 16/17. Now she's stopped though. She tells everyone that my brother is the only hope for grandkids, and that she doesn't think I'm capable(I'm assuming she means capable of finding a partner). I always wanted kids myself too, so it really stings to have her lose hope in me. I don't think my dad ever cared whatsoever. Sad to hear that. I've noticed a lot of women start desperately wanting kids near their mid-30's, so you could find one of those ladies. <cite>minervo posted [p:891352291] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>KogaSteelfang posted...</cite> <quote>My mom was always pushing for grand kids. Even as kids ourselves she was always talking about how she was looking forward to us having kids of our own. She really started about it when I was about 14, and my brother was 16/17. Now she's stopped though. She tells everyone that my brother is the only hope for grandkids, and that she doesn't think I'm capable(I'm assuming she means capable of finding a partner). I always wanted kids myself too, so it really stings to have her lose hope in me. I don't think my dad ever cared whatsoever.</quote> Sad to hear that. I've noticed a lot of women start desperately wanting kids near their mid-30's, so you could find one of those ladies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 11/30/17 5:42:14 PM #42:	minervo posted... KogaSteelfang posted... My mom was always pushing for grand kids. Even as kids ourselves she was always talking about how she was looking forward to us having kids of our own. She really started about it when I was about 14, and my brother was 16/17. Now she's stopped though. She tells everyone that my brother is the only hope for grandkids, and that she doesn't think I'm capable(I'm assuming she means capable of finding a partner). I always wanted kids myself too, so it really stings to have her lose hope in me. I don't think my dad ever cared whatsoever. Sad to hear that. I've noticed a lot of women start desperately wanting kids near their mid-30's, so you could find one of those ladies. True, I'd still rather find someone somewhat younger than me, so we'd have time to live a little, settle down, then get prepared for a family rather than being concerned that any potential babies might be unhealthy due to our ages. --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:891352899] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>minervo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KogaSteelfang posted...</cite> <quote>My mom was always pushing for grand kids. Even as kids ourselves she was always talking about how she was looking forward to us having kids of our own. She really started about it when I was about 14, and my brother was 16/17. Now she's stopped though. She tells everyone that my brother is the only hope for grandkids, and that she doesn't think I'm capable(I'm assuming she means capable of finding a partner). I always wanted kids myself too, so it really stings to have her lose hope in me. I don't think my dad ever cared whatsoever.</quote> Sad to hear that. I've noticed a lot of women start desperately wanting kids near their mid-30's, so you could find one of those ladies.</quote> True, I'd still rather find someone somewhat younger than me, so we'd have time to live a little, settle down, then get prepared for a family rather than being concerned that any potential babies might be unhealthy due to our ages.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
minervo 11/30/17 5:47:04 PM #43:	KogaSteelfang posted... minervo posted... KogaSteelfang posted... My mom was always pushing for grand kids. Even as kids ourselves she was always talking about how she was looking forward to us having kids of our own. She really started about it when I was about 14, and my brother was 16/17. Now she's stopped though. She tells everyone that my brother is the only hope for grandkids, and that she doesn't think I'm capable(I'm assuming she means capable of finding a partner). I always wanted kids myself too, so it really stings to have her lose hope in me. I don't think my dad ever cared whatsoever. Sad to hear that. I've noticed a lot of women start desperately wanting kids near their mid-30's, so you could find one of those ladies. True, I'd still rather find someone somewhat younger than me, so we'd have time to live a little, settle down, then get prepared for a family rather than being concerned that any potential babies might be unhealthy due to our ages. Luckily there are more women who prefer older men than men who prefer older women. <cite>minervo posted [p:891353171] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>KogaSteelfang posted...</cite> <quote><cite>minervo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KogaSteelfang posted...</cite> <quote>My mom was always pushing for grand kids. Even as kids ourselves she was always talking about how she was looking forward to us having kids of our own. She really started about it when I was about 14, and my brother was 16/17. Now she's stopped though. She tells everyone that my brother is the only hope for grandkids, and that she doesn't think I'm capable(I'm assuming she means capable of finding a partner). I always wanted kids myself too, so it really stings to have her lose hope in me. I don't think my dad ever cared whatsoever.</quote> Sad to hear that. I've noticed a lot of women start desperately wanting kids near their mid-30's, so you could find one of those ladies.</quote> True, I'd still rather find someone somewhat younger than me, so we'd have time to live a little, settle down, then get prepared for a family rather than being concerned that any potential babies might be unhealthy due to our ages.</quote> Luckily there are more women who prefer older men than men who prefer older women.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 11/30/17 6:06:08 PM #44:	minervo posted... KogaSteelfang posted... minervo posted... KogaSteelfang posted... My mom was always pushing for grand kids. Even as kids ourselves she was always talking about how she was looking forward to us having kids of our own. She really started about it when I was about 14, and my brother was 16/17. Now she's stopped though. She tells everyone that my brother is the only hope for grandkids, and that she doesn't think I'm capable(I'm assuming she means capable of finding a partner). I always wanted kids myself too, so it really stings to have her lose hope in me. I don't think my dad ever cared whatsoever. Sad to hear that. I've noticed a lot of women start desperately wanting kids near their mid-30's, so you could find one of those ladies. True, I'd still rather find someone somewhat younger than me, so we'd have time to live a little, settle down, then get prepared for a family rather than being concerned that any potential babies might be unhealthy due to our ages. Luckily there are more women who prefer older men than men who prefer older women. Yeah, growing up I always wanted an older woman... then when I was about 20 I met one that was 26 who liked me a lot. She had serious baggage though, and I quickly learned I was going to get pulled into her drama with her ex, so I said cut him loose or stop pursuing me. She just cried and said she couldnt, so that was that. It sort of lost its lustre at that point... There is a person for everybody though. Ive seen some gross looking people or ones terrible on the inside find somebody who loves them. Its just a matter of quantity sometimes... --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:891354312] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>minervo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KogaSteelfang posted...</cite> <quote><cite>minervo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KogaSteelfang posted...</cite> <quote>My mom was always pushing for grand kids. Even as kids ourselves she was always talking about how she was looking forward to us having kids of our own. She really started about it when I was about 14, and my brother was 16/17. Now she's stopped though. She tells everyone that my brother is the only hope for grandkids, and that she doesn't think I'm capable(I'm assuming she means capable of finding a partner). I always wanted kids myself too, so it really stings to have her lose hope in me. I don't think my dad ever cared whatsoever.</quote> Sad to hear that. I've noticed a lot of women start desperately wanting kids near their mid-30's, so you could find one of those ladies.</quote> True, I'd still rather find someone somewhat younger than me, so we'd have time to live a little, settle down, then get prepared for a family rather than being concerned that any potential babies might be unhealthy due to our ages.</quote> Luckily there are more women who prefer older men than men who prefer older women.</quote> Yeah, growing up I always wanted an older woman... then when I was about 20 I met one that was 26 who liked me a lot. She had serious baggage though, and I quickly learned I was going to get pulled into her drama with her ex, so I said cut him loose or stop pursuing me. She just cried and said she couldnt, so that was that. It sort of lost its lustre at that point... There is a person for everybody though. Ive seen some gross looking people or ones terrible on the inside find somebody who loves them. Its just a matter of quantity sometimes...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 11/30/17 7:08:16 PM #45:	wwinterj25 posted... usui88 posted... How old were you when you started hearing this noise? I never have. All i get is my dad saying "one day you'll have your own kids and... ". I find it amusing he thinks that. I'm 31 and doubt it'll ever happen myself. mooreandrew58 posted... my mom doesn't seem to understand that either. she hasn't seen me show interest in a woman in a really long time. but she says she'd be fine if I just adopted. -_- Adoption isn't the same and I certainly wouldn't bring up another persons kid. adoption would be the only way, and it would have to be a case where i'm presented with some sob story and asked to do it. I wouldn't go out looking to adopt, i'm much more prone to adopting pets from a shelter. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:891358047] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>How old were you when you started hearing this noise?</quote> I never have. All i get is my dad saying "one day you'll have your own kids and... ". I find it amusing he thinks that. I'm 31 and doubt it'll ever happen myself. <cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote>my mom doesn't seem to understand that either. she hasn't seen me show interest in a woman in a really long time. but she says she'd be fine if I just adopted. -_-</quote> Adoption isn't the same and I certainly wouldn't bring up another persons kid.</quote> adoption would be the only way, and it would have to be a case where i'm presented with some sob story and asked to do it. I wouldn't go out looking to adopt, i'm much more prone to adopting pets from a shelter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 11/30/17 7:25:57 PM #46:	I sort of expected this to be a topic about inappropriate sexual advances. >_> --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:891359063] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>I sort of expected this to be a topic about inappropriate sexual advances. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InfestedAdam 11/30/17 7:34:46 PM #47:	usui88 posted... How old were you when you started hearing this noise? Maybe around my mid 20's, I am 34 now. Besides the fact that my sister finally got married last year (after being together with her boyfriend of eight years), I don't think my mother actually care if I ever get married or not. That or she knows no amount of effort on her end will change my mind of seeking a girlfriend. --- "You must gather your party before venturing forth" "Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!" <cite>InfestedAdam posted [p:891359560] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>How old were you when you started hearing this noise?</quote> Maybe around my mid 20's, I am 34 now. Besides the fact that my sister finally got married last year (after being together with her boyfriend of eight years), I don't think my mother actually care if I ever get married or not. That or she knows no amount of effort on her end will change my mind of seeking a girlfriend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 11/30/17 7:36:56 PM #48:	usui88 posted... How old were you when you started hearing this noise? Before it was even legal to do so. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:891359691] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>How old were you when you started hearing this noise?</quote> Before it was even legal to do so.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain 11/30/17 7:39:03 PM #49:	My dad was bugging me to have kids when I was around 28. My dad stopped a couple years ago when he realized me having kids is the equivalent of getting someone a puppy knowing it is going to starve to death or be strangled. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. <cite>Dikitain posted [p:891359807] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote>My dad was bugging me to have kids when I was around 28. My dad stopped a couple years ago when he realized me having kids is the equivalent of getting someone a puppy knowing it is going to starve to death or be strangled.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BADoglick 11/30/17 8:14:10 PM #50:	DirtBasedSoap posted... reading this topic is kind of sad. seems like people have replaced children with pets these days Having kids is creating problems, adopting cats is solving problems --- BADoglick to the Max! <cite>BADoglick posted [p:891361989] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>reading this topic is kind of sad. seems like people have replaced children with pets these days</quote> Having kids is creating problems, adopting cats is solving problems</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 11/30/17 8:15:10 PM #51:	BADoglick posted... DirtBasedSoap posted... reading this topic is kind of sad. seems like people have replaced children with pets these days Having kids is creating problems, adopting cats is solving problems yeah I feel the world is overpopulated. its like 1 out of a 100 reasons I don't want kids. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:891362037] in Goddamn my... [t:76045545]...</cite> <quote><cite>BADoglick posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>reading this topic is kind of sad. seems like people have replaced children with pets these days</quote> Having kids is creating problems, adopting cats is solving problems</quote> yeah I feel the world is overpopulated. its like 1 out of a 100 reasons I don't want kids.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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