Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 422: It's The Great Pumpkin, Sister Abigail

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CoffeeNinjaB8
10/19/17 10:29:47 PM
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Oh hi guys. Here's your topic from your wayward ninja who really only lurks now.
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Panthera
10/19/17 10:34:31 PM
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It just now dawns on me that the whole Sister Abigail thing has the potential to elicit some outcry from people who find it offensive to transgender people
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FFDragon
10/19/17 10:36:59 PM
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I feel like it's already a lock for the goker.
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DeathChicken
10/19/17 10:55:29 PM
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Bray apparently has viral meningitis (so does Bo. So does JoJo possibly), so the lack of Bray being there makes this somehow more interesting than if he was there
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FFDragon
10/19/17 11:00:48 PM
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oh man, yeah the last thing you want to be doing when your brain is swelling is to be taking bumps and sweating all over people
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CoffeeNinjaB8
10/19/17 11:03:27 PM
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I get a Norman Bates vibe, "Sister Abigail" even quoted Psycho if I recall.
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GTM
10/19/17 11:15:52 PM
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Bring out a kid to play sister abigail
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FFDragon
10/19/17 11:18:24 PM
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bring out bo in drag to play sister abigail
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TheRock1525
10/19/17 11:27:39 PM
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bring out finn to play sister abigail
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FFDragon
10/19/17 11:28:37 PM
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okay see now we're getting somewhere
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TheRock1525
10/19/17 11:33:46 PM
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To be fair, Sister Abigail simply being a voice in his head suddenly that communicates through him wouldn't be the worst thing.

Adding a bag over his head, make-up and bad voice modulation... not so much.
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scarletspeed7
10/19/17 11:44:38 PM
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Bring out Kenny Omega to play Finn

Bring out Finn to play John Cena
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CoffeeNinjaB8
10/19/17 11:48:56 PM
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Bring out Ziggler to play Bray Wyatt.
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scarletspeed7
10/19/17 11:51:31 PM
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CoffeeNinjaB8 posted...
Bring out Ziggler to play Bray Wyatt.

But with Chris Benoit's theme.
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DeathChicken
10/19/17 11:56:13 PM
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Finn comes to the ring. Bray appears on the Titantron. "Sister Abigail is dead you moron, I've been saying that for years"
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TheRock1525
10/19/17 11:58:19 PM
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DeathChicken posted...
Finn comes to the ring. Bray appears on the Titantron. "Sister Abigail is dead you moron, I've been saying that for years"


"You aren't a demon, either. You just paint your face and act like a weirdo."

And thus, the Birth of "Keep It Real" Wyatt.
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scarletspeed7
10/20/17 12:20:02 AM
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"None of these moves I do cause actual physical pain to my opponents. Also, my brother isn't getting a push because Vince thinks he looks like a geek."
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ScareChan
10/20/17 2:38:51 AM
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TheRock1525 posted...
To be fair, Sister Abigail simply being a voice in his head suddenly that communicates through him wouldn't be the worst thing.

Adding a bag over his head, make-up and bad voice modulation... not so much.


Abagail being a voice in his head when he has brain swelling is ????
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Jakyl25
10/20/17 10:45:48 AM
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I recently had viral meningitis

It's not something that takes weeks to resolve. It was a horrible few days but it only took a long weekend to clear
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PrivateBiscuit1
10/20/17 10:47:49 AM
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But did it cause you to make nonsensical speeches about your mystical dead sister?
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Jakyl25
10/20/17 10:48:51 AM
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Of course. That's WebMD symptom number 1
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scarletspeed7
10/20/17 10:51:50 AM
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So the meningitis might have spread across more of the roster.
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DeathChicken
10/20/17 10:52:37 AM
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Bray might be depushed for this and have his character made into a laughing stock...oh
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ZeroSignal620
10/20/17 11:48:54 AM
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FFDragon posted...
I feel like it's already a lock for the goker.


With this AND the feud with Orton, the winner will just be All Things Bray Wyatt
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Jakyl25
10/20/17 11:58:28 AM
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scarletspeed7 posted...
So the meningitis might have spread across more of the roster.


Possibly, but Bo is Bray's brother and Jojo is Bray's girlfriend so it seems like just a tight circle that got it
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scarletspeed7
10/20/17 12:00:51 PM
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Supposedly someone in the main event might have it.
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Panthera
10/20/17 3:23:48 PM
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DeathChicken posted...
Finn comes to the ring. Bray appears on the Titantron. "Sister Abigail is dead you moron, I've been saying that for years"


Better idea: Bray comes to the ring, match begins, Finn hits him once, Bray gets Finn fired for hitting a woman
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SSJBGenkiDama
10/20/17 3:46:12 PM
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Holy shit...

Did anyone else get that message from WWE network?

Is that anjoke? Did someone get a hold of the account and they wanted a way to get fired...
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Tom Bombadil
10/20/17 3:47:20 PM
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wwe.com is blocked at work but

https://gyazo.com/a9b0be42708d84d21b4eec28dad61d67
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Lopen
10/20/17 3:49:00 PM
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That would make me like 800% more interested in the PPV let me tell ya
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FFDragon
10/20/17 3:50:59 PM
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lmao

reunite the shield to get the big dawg over

get angle instead

plus instead of stupid abigail nonsense we get devitt/styles

this card just got so much better

hooray meningitis!
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SSJBGenkiDama
10/20/17 3:52:42 PM
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Tom Bombadil posted...
wwe.com is blocked at work but

https://gyazo.com/a9b0be42708d84d21b4eec28dad61d67


Holy shit guess it's real.

The Shiled 2.0 is going to be so much better than Shield was...

Also, Finn vs AJ (dear god Vince owes him)

The main and Semi main are gonna have Finn, Styles, Ambrose, Cesaro, Rollins, Strowman and FUCKING KURT ANGLE!!!! That's 6 of the best workers in the world, and Miz's character is incredible, and Sheamus has improved bunches where he can have a good match with almost anyone.

I am SO IN for this PPV now.
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FFDragon
10/20/17 3:59:50 PM
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oh and I hope everyone recovers and there are no lingering side effects

but I've never seen a PPV go from absolutely skippable to potentially unmissable two days before the show

I mean, you know Angle is going to want to do a stupid spot.
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ScareChan
10/20/17 4:00:14 PM
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Well that's one way to extend the sheild and finn vs bray !
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Lopen
10/20/17 4:02:01 PM
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Imagine they make a full recovery by showtime or the news actually is fake.

Would anyone at all not be disappointed. I can't imagine.
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SSJBGenkiDama
10/20/17 4:02:34 PM
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FFDragon posted...
oh and I hope everyone recovers and there are no lingering side effects

but I've never seen a PPV go from absolutely skippable to potentially unmissable two days before the show

I mean, you know Angle is going to want to do a stupid spot.


I don't...
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SSJBGenkiDama
10/20/17 4:03:15 PM
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Lopen posted...
Imagine they make a full recovery by showtime or the news actually is fake.

Would anyone at all not be disappointed. I can't imagine.


I'm gonna be disappointed with full recovery regardless of timeline.
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scarletspeed7
10/20/17 4:22:02 PM
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This PPV got good suddenly.

Bullet Club reformation incoming.
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voltch
10/20/17 4:22:55 PM
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Huh, well that's weird.
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scarletspeed7
10/20/17 4:23:56 PM
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No joke I am so hyped.

Kurt's in-ring return.

AJ vs. Finn outta nowhere.

Also mah girl Asuka.
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voltch
10/20/17 4:25:27 PM
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2 days notice for two blockbuster events

I don't even have time to get hyped!
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VeryInsane
10/20/17 4:31:09 PM
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Wait Angle is actually cleared to wrestle
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PrivateBiscuit1
10/20/17 4:39:08 PM
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Isn't it super sad that they spend two months building up this PPV and then they have to rush to make changes to the show due to things out of their control and now everyone is actually extremely excited to watch?
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TheRock1525
10/20/17 4:39:33 PM
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If they're going to let Kurt Angle wrestle they damn well better let Daniel Bryan wrestle at some point before his contract is up.
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FFDragon
10/20/17 4:40:42 PM
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
Isn't it super sad that they spend two months building up this PPV and then they have to rush to make changes to the show due to things out of their control and now everyone is actually extremely excited to watch?


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TheRock1525
10/20/17 4:41:19 PM
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Also a reminder that Kurt will not enter with his trademark pyro since they have cut that from the budget.
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Jakyl25
10/20/17 4:43:48 PM
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TheRock1525 posted...
If they're going to let Kurt Angle wrestle they damn well better let Daniel Bryan wrestle at some point before his contract is up.


Can't fail concussion tests if you don't ever take them

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Panthera
10/20/17 4:44:10 PM
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Does Angle do suicidal moonsaults off ladders too or does he restrict that to cage matches?
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Jakyl25
10/20/17 4:45:50 PM
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I like how the authority figure is just randomly stepping in to fight people and the OTHER team is the heels
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PrivateBiscuit1
10/20/17 4:47:11 PM
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Like, this is absolutely insane to me.

They work so hard to make such a nothing show... and then they just say "Well, we have no choice but to take our biggest babyface star Roman Reigns out and put in Kurt Angle, and then we'll have to get rid of the debut of Bray Wyatt with Sister Abigail that we've built up forever and I guess we'll just make Finn Balor vs AJ Styles." And now everyone absolutely wants to watch your show.

This is madness. How does this not wake somebody up and tell them that what they're doing is dog shit?
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