Board 8 > ~FIGHT!~ Heihachi Mishima vs. Ryu

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Heihachi Mishima has challenged Ryu to a fight! Location of the fight: The Lost Land - A world where time has not much meaning at all, as it appears in Turok: Evolution. There are no portals linking it to Earth, but various kinds of dinosaur will be roaming around. Attackers will start at the location of the level Into The Jungle, with defenders starting at the location of the level The Battle for Galyana.. Which side will win?


Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence). Gameplay mechanics are less important than how the characters would function in a real-time environment.
- The members of each team are ideal teammates capable of a pre-selected plan of battle.
- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.
- There may be SPOILERS from all of the games the characters are from.


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- This match will end in 24 hours.
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Heihachi Mishima is as seen in the Tekken series, a skilled practitioner of Mishima Style Fighting Karate.

~VS~

Ryu is as he appears in the Street Fighter series with all his moves minus gameplay mechanics, though his supers/ultras need to be charged.

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How'd we come this far, and what did we survive? FIGHT!
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KanzarisKelshen posted...

but various kinds of dinosaur will be roaming around.

T-Rex
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@Kamekguy
@Mewtwo59

The floor is yours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joJ0UXtTPkQ
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So Ryu doesn't even have to do much here. Heihachi's going to see a T-Rex and say "I want to beat that up." The guy has a bear as a sparring partner. No way does he do anything but try and fight the dinosaurs. Then Ryu just has to beat a Heihachi that's tired from fighting a bunch of dinosaurs. Pretty easy win.
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Things that Heihachi has that Ryu does not:

1. Money
2. Family
3. An army
4. Actual social status
5. A respectable showing against Akuma that doesn’t result in him going full evil ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGjP3TyjpIc#t=3m31s )
6. Tanking a laser that shot down a satellite.
7. A good video game released in the last two years.
8. A pet. Who is also a bear.
9. A best friend. Who is also a bear.
10. Instead of having DLC that makes him sexy, he has DLC that makes him SEXIER

Seriously though, this laser beam does this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsor-ijrZ9c#t=11m42s

And Heihachi tanks it cutscene-wise here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOIZaA1jWpw#t=2m57s

And it does like 15% health.

Also he tanked the SGS, but that gets less impressive by the day. Also he kicks missiles away and beats his own private army by walking slowly at them, avoiding bullets, and kicking their asses with his bare hands.

“But Dinosaurs are cool!” And yes they are. However…

https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/tekken/images/d/d7/Alex.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170402093550&path-prefix=en

DINOSAUR FIGHTING EXPERIENCE is a real thing. Heihachi managed to train a wild bear cub to understand Japanese and follow various hand signals. He then did it again with the bear’s cub after the original bear was murdered by Paul Phoenix.

By the time Ryu and Heihachi fight, Heihachi will be riding a dinosaur. Potentially with boxing gloves on.
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Mewtwo59 posted...

So Ryu doesn't even have to do much here. Heihachi's going to see a T-Rex and say "I want to beat that up." The guy has a bear as a sparring partner. No way does he do anything but try and fight the dinosaurs. Then Ryu just has to beat a Heihachi that's tired from fighting a bunch of dinosaurs. Pretty easy win.

Ryu punched a waterfall until he won.

Heihachi isn't exactly the only guy who will be fighting dinosaurs.

He is, however, the only guy who's survived "the intro to Tekken 5" and literally beat the devil out of people just by believing in himself super hard.
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Heihachi is Akuma's equal or damn close to it and no-sold a Shun Goku Satsu with no catches besides being That Good (TM). Ryu is no match.
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Kamekguy posted...

2. Family

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GANON1025 posted...

Kamekguy posted...

2. Family

I never said it was a good family!
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Heihachi

He even has experience fighting dinosaurs
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I have to go with Heihachi as well.
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Hibachi
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Well I think Ryu wins.

Heihachi is arrogant enough to try and fight the Dinosaurs. Ryu is not. Heihachi gets stage killed first.

Unfortunately I can't vote!
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Which, huh, is exactly the argument Mewtwo made

Solid leader argument imo
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Heihachi will not try to fight the dinosaurs, and here's why:

The Mishima Zaibatsu actually created a fighting dinosaur, Alex.

The Mishima Zaibatsu that did this was under Kazuya's control

Heihachi finds Kazuya weak and stupid. Therefore, since Kazuya was interested in fighting dinosaurs, Heihachi will instantly think fighting dinosaurs is weak and stupid. This is evidenced by Heihachi just releasing Alex out into the wild when he took over instead of wanting to fight him.

Therefore, Heihachi will not fight dinosaurs

But Heihachi will fight and beat Ryu
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Id have definitely voted ryu here.
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Evil Ryu
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heihachi
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Heihachi couldn't help but laugh as yet another member of their family was sent to the slaughter. He was well experienced in familial slaughter, so yet another one of these beasts proved to be no issue. Recent studies had shown that these creatures potentially donned feathers rather than the scaly forms they currently occupied. Heihachi found that loathesome, and gave the raptor the respect it deserved with a lightning god's fist directly into its maw. The creature's teeth shattered upon impact, Heihachi continuing to laugh as his heel rose to the heavens.

"This feels GREAT! Who else wants some?!" he challenged, his heel coming down on the creature's neck. Immediately, the raptor buckled, its neck twisting and its body ragdolling in a humorous way at Heihachi's sick ground bounce tech. As his opponent would also surely be enraptured with dinosaurs, and as the dinos had not so much as landed a hit on Heihachi's rippling old man bod, he had plenty of time to bring out further challengers.

It was then, from the nearby trees, that a Tyrannosaurus proceeded to roar. Heihachi stared, the beast's nostrils emitting a large plume of bloodthirsty breath. Heihachi had seen Jurassic Park several times, so he knew that simply by standing still, the beast could not see him properly. However, that was not a fair fight, so he backed up about ten meters.

"You fancy yourself a tyrant? Know that as the leader of the Mishima Zaibatsu, my iron fists control more strength than you could possibly imagine! However, should you prove to be a worthy enough foe... I shall train you. You will become my third son, and will be named Kazuo, or "first born". Because you will be the first son that I ever truly care for." The future Kazuo roared at the old man, as he was a t-rex and didn't understand Japanese. Heihachi simply took the teeth he knocked out of the raptors he kicked the asses of earlier and placed them between his knuckles. However, he did chuckle.

"Come at me, DINOSAAAAAUUUUUUUR!"

The beast threw its tail at Heihachi, who managed to punch the shit out of the tail. Stopping its full force, the beast was shocked at this utter defiance of physics, and screamed in pain as Heihachi took a firm grip of its tail. The beast reeled in a new feeling: embarrassment. Heihachi singlehandedly invented the feeling of lost pride as he swung the monstrous creature around and around. "SO LONG, GAY T-REX!" he exclaimed, laughing as he tossed the beast headfirst into a cave. The cave then collapsed in on the monster, its body twisting in a sickening display. For good measure, Heihachi picked up another rock he found and threw it at the other rocks, shattering them into many pieces of shrapnel. Surely, the entire monster would be paralyzed...

... But it wasn't. It came back, looked at Heihachi... and lowered its head in respect. Heihachi grinned and laughed. "Well fought, my son! You are everything I have ever wanted: obedient, destructive, durable, and not the devil! Kuma will be delighted to compete for my affection with you!"

By the time Ryu arrived, Heihachi's son already knew mishima-style karate and understood Japanese fluently. Heihachi and his new son double teamed Ryu, finishing him off with double Heaven's Gate fists flanked with dinosaur teeth. Ryu tried valiantly, but Heihachi had even more unexplained power-up modes to go through, and he also had his dinosaur and the power of family and friendship. Against these, a stupid loner hobo who couldn't even bang a teenage schoolgirl throwing her panties at him had to relent. Heihachi had proven, once and for all, that he was the best punchout artist, and that the real King of Iron Fist was the friends he made along the way.
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