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Erik_P 05/12/17 9:07:46 PM #1: |
She said she wanted to give me a private dance and I told her I had a girlfriend now so it might be inappropriate.
She said it would be no different from if I were to get a dance at the strip club. The logic was sound so I let her do it. And then other things happened afterward. --- #welchingalldayerrday ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Go_Totodile 05/12/17 9:08:07 PM #2: |
shut the fuck up
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Zeus 05/12/17 9:09:44 PM #3: |
You're the worst. But honestly, stripper > single mom unless the single mom is a lawyer or something.
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green dragon 05/12/17 9:10:28 PM #4: |
obvious joke/bait topic.
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jedirood 05/12/17 9:10:30 PM #5: |
What the hell dude?
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Erik_P 05/12/17 9:11:07 PM #6: |
Single mom owns her own business and owns a house.
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MasterSword546 05/12/17 9:12:39 PM #7: |
Erik_P posted...
Single mom owns her own business and owns a house. But is also a single mom. Which is like -50 points --- I'm going to marry Taylor Swift one day <3 PSN: Raptix546 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pc2f7m0W1rzv84ho2_500.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 05/12/17 9:13:01 PM #8: |
What kind of business, though? And does she own the house outright or it is mortgaged?
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Erik_P 05/12/17 9:13:29 PM #9: |
MasterSword546 posted...
Erik_P posted...Single mom owns her own business and owns a house. Sure, if you're shallow. --- #welchingalldayerrday ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Erik_P 05/12/17 9:14:50 PM #10: |
Zeus posted...
What kind of business, though? And does she own the house outright or it is mortgaged? She owns a local independent restaurant. And the house is mortgaged. --- #welchingalldayerrday ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 05/12/17 9:15:04 PM #11: |
those poor, poor, poor ladies
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IAmNowGone 05/12/17 9:17:15 PM #12: |
Yeah this totally happened.
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Zeus 05/12/17 9:17:51 PM #13: |
Assuming that stripper girl finishes her nursing degree, she seems like the better prospect but at least single mom seems relatively established. What you really need to do, though, is to find a third love interest.
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Go_Totodile 05/12/17 9:19:24 PM #14: |
You people are seriously going to feed him with this bait? Really? Holy fuck.
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Erik_P 05/12/17 9:19:56 PM #15: |
Zeus posted...
Assuming that stripper girl finishes her nursing degree, she seems like the better prospect but at least single mom seems relatively established. What you really need to do, though, is to find a third love interest. For sure. I'm working on it. --- #welchingalldayerrday ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarioPaint 05/12/17 9:20:24 PM #16: |
green dragon posted...
obvious joke/bait topic. --- 3ds fc 0834.1021.1080 http://i.imgur.com/3BCqx7z.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 05/12/17 9:22:46 PM #17: |
IAmNowGone posted...
Yeah this totally happened. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jedirood 05/12/17 9:22:56 PM #18: |
Erik_P posted...
Zeus posted...Assuming that stripper girl finishes her nursing degree, she seems like the better prospect but at least single mom seems relatively established. What you really need to do, though, is to find a third love interest. I'm surprised you're actually being civil with each other --- "You're surrounded!" "All I'm surrounded by is fear. And dead men." - Darth Vader to an army foolish enough to face him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Erik_P 05/12/17 9:23:58 PM #19: |
jedirood posted...
Erik_P posted...Zeus posted...Assuming that stripper girl finishes her nursing degree, she seems like the better prospect but at least single mom seems relatively established. What you really need to do, though, is to find a third love interest. If he doesn't call me names I won't either. --- #welchingalldayerrday ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LanHikari10 05/12/17 9:24:42 PM #20: |
What even is this topic? Erik, this is low. Even for you.
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SkynyrdRocker 05/12/17 9:32:24 PM #21: |
Erik's not even trying anymore. And people are still taking the bait...
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Smarkil 05/12/17 9:32:55 PM #22: |
Lmao this shit is ridic.
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Lil69Leo 05/12/17 9:33:03 PM #23: |
Zeus is Erik alt confirmed. STFU
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LemonDestroyer 05/12/17 9:36:06 PM #24: |
Of all the things that have happened, this happened the most
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LaggnFragnLarry 05/12/17 9:39:55 PM #25: |
this reminds me of a topic i made once
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HellHole_ 05/12/17 9:41:27 PM #26: |
is either one of these girls the one you had a half hour long date with
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Erik_P 05/12/17 9:46:33 PM #27: |
HellHole_ posted...
is either one of these girls the one you had a half hour long date with What? No. --- #welchingalldayerrday ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HellHole_ 05/12/17 9:47:55 PM #28: |
so after you had a half hour long date a few days ago, you managed to get a girlfriend who is a different girl and then find another seperate girl whose into you
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InfernalFive 05/12/17 9:49:51 PM #29: |
This gimmick isn't much better bruh, try something else.
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Erik_P 05/12/17 9:50:52 PM #30: |
HellHole_ posted...
so after you had a half hour long date a few days ago, you managed to get a girlfriend who is a different girl and then find another seperate girl whose into you The stripper chick I've posted about before. She's the one I went to Wisconsin with. The date I had was last Friday, it went about 4 hours. We then went out Saturday and Sunday as well and those other dates went about as long, if not longer. Those dates went so well it turned into a relationship. --- #welchingalldayerrday ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 05/12/17 9:51:34 PM #31: |
I hope this is true and goes as badly as possible.
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HellHole_ 05/12/17 9:51:52 PM #32: |
HellHole_ posted...
you realize you're sounding like shinso and lihlih rn, right --- We all need heroes, don't we? But rest assured there's not a single person here who's worthy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 05/12/17 9:58:42 PM #33: |
Can we just agree that Erik is just another fake account now?
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Go_Totodile 05/12/17 10:00:49 PM #34: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
Can we just agree that Erik is just another fake account now? For once I gotta agree with SunWu. Maybe at one point Eric was real, but he's just a parody of something now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HellHole_ 05/12/17 10:02:19 PM #35: |
you guys are just now figuring out he's a huge characterized parody now?
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Go_Totodile 05/12/17 10:03:52 PM #36: |
HellHole_ posted...
you guys are just now figuring out he's a huge characterized parody now? Well I've been thinking he was for about a year now, but people seem to post as if he's real. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IAmNowGone 05/12/17 10:14:26 PM #37: |
Go_Totodile posted...
HellHole_ posted...you guys are just now figuring out he's a huge characterized parody now? I just want to know what the hell he gets out of this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-Komaiko54- 05/12/17 10:35:47 PM #38: |
My god... from the point he welched he had the game plan all written out...
We were all pawns in his grand troll scheme all along... Erik isn't a welcher... he's the author... --- "Link is hot, I gotta say, Link is hot." - Reggie Fils-aime, Nintendo president https://i.imgur.com/FHFg24N.gif http://i.imgur.com/BRGmYpZ.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 05/12/17 11:02:23 PM #39: |
Not even remotely believable. Make a better story next time.
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Lil69Leo 05/12/17 11:02:34 PM #40: |
IAmNowGone posted...
Go_Totodile posted...HellHole_ posted...you guys are just now figuring out he's a huge characterized parody now? Like most sad people who lie on the internet his real life is desperate and depressing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SusanGreenEyes 05/12/17 11:37:04 PM #41: |
What if you don't tell the girlfriend, and never sleep with the stripper again?
You've only been on 3 dates. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 05/14/17 2:28:30 PM #42: |
jedirood posted...
Erik_P posted...Zeus posted...Assuming that stripper girl finishes her nursing degree, she seems like the better prospect but at least single mom seems relatively established. What you really need to do, though, is to find a third love interest. We're usually civil outside of politics. --- (\/)(\/)|-| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RedPixel 05/14/17 9:22:51 PM #43: |
Erik_P posted...
She said she wanted to give me a private dance and I told her I had a girlfriend now so it might be inappropriate. Is this how you kill the Erik_P gimmick? Noticed you're finally suspended. It was long overdue, but I honestly expected the spiral downward to have a more interesting plot. I'm disappointed in you, whoever you are. Welched again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 05/14/17 9:29:11 PM #44: |
This is sad, whether it's true or not doesn't really change that.
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SusanGreenEyes 05/14/17 9:30:42 PM #45: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
This is sad, whether it's true or not doesn't really change that. What is sad? --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 05/14/17 9:32:40 PM #46: |
That he either cheated on his girlfriend, or that he's making it up for attention.
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Cacciato 05/14/17 9:39:32 PM #47: |
Wonder what he got suspended for
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Zeus 05/14/17 9:44:18 PM #48: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
That he either cheated on his girlfriend, or that he's making it up for attention. Given that supposedly he's barely dated the single mom, it wouldn't mean a lot. --- (\/)(\/)|-| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkynyrdRocker 05/14/17 9:48:23 PM #49: |
Cacciato posted...
Wonder what he got suspended for As long as it wasn't posting his balls, his account is old enough that he'll survive whatever it was. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bugmeat 05/14/17 11:29:46 PM #50: |
MasterSword546 posted...
Erik_P posted...Single mom owns her own business and owns a house. But single mom can support him so that's like +100 points. And depending on the age of the kid that might only be -10 or -5 points. If it's old enough that it can take care of itself and it's father is still being a father to it, then it's not really an issue. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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