Poll of the Day > Ugh I cheated on my girlfriend with my stripper friend

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Erik_P
05/12/17 9:07:46 PM
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She said she wanted to give me a private dance and I told her I had a girlfriend now so it might be inappropriate.

She said it would be no different from if I were to get a dance at the strip club. The logic was sound so I let her do it.

And then other things happened afterward.
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Go_Totodile
05/12/17 9:08:07 PM
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shut the fuck up
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Zeus
05/12/17 9:09:44 PM
#3:


You're the worst. But honestly, stripper > single mom unless the single mom is a lawyer or something.
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green dragon
05/12/17 9:10:28 PM
#4:


obvious joke/bait topic.

c'mon man, at least put some effort into it
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jedirood
05/12/17 9:10:30 PM
#5:


What the hell dude?
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Erik_P
05/12/17 9:11:07 PM
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Single mom owns her own business and owns a house.
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MasterSword546
05/12/17 9:12:39 PM
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Erik_P posted...
Single mom owns her own business and owns a house.


But is also a single mom. Which is like -50 points
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Zeus
05/12/17 9:13:01 PM
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What kind of business, though? And does she own the house outright or it is mortgaged?
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Erik_P
05/12/17 9:13:29 PM
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MasterSword546 posted...
Erik_P posted...
Single mom owns her own business and owns a house.


But is also a single mom. Which is like -50 points


Sure, if you're shallow.
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Erik_P
05/12/17 9:14:50 PM
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Zeus posted...
What kind of business, though? And does she own the house outright or it is mortgaged?


She owns a local independent restaurant. And the house is mortgaged.
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MICHALECOLE
05/12/17 9:15:04 PM
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those poor, poor, poor ladies
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IAmNowGone
05/12/17 9:17:15 PM
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Yeah this totally happened.
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Zeus
05/12/17 9:17:51 PM
#13:


Assuming that stripper girl finishes her nursing degree, she seems like the better prospect but at least single mom seems relatively established. What you really need to do, though, is to find a third love interest.
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Go_Totodile
05/12/17 9:19:24 PM
#14:


You people are seriously going to feed him with this bait? Really? Holy fuck.
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Erik_P
05/12/17 9:19:56 PM
#15:


Zeus posted...
Assuming that stripper girl finishes her nursing degree, she seems like the better prospect but at least single mom seems relatively established. What you really need to do, though, is to find a third love interest.


For sure. I'm working on it.
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MarioPaint
05/12/17 9:20:24 PM
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green dragon posted...
obvious joke/bait topic.

c'mon man, at least put some effort into it

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Jen0125
05/12/17 9:22:46 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
Yeah this totally happened.

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jedirood
05/12/17 9:22:56 PM
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Erik_P posted...
Zeus posted...
Assuming that stripper girl finishes her nursing degree, she seems like the better prospect but at least single mom seems relatively established. What you really need to do, though, is to find a third love interest.


For sure. I'm working on it.


I'm surprised you're actually being civil with each other
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Erik_P
05/12/17 9:23:58 PM
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jedirood posted...
Erik_P posted...
Zeus posted...
Assuming that stripper girl finishes her nursing degree, she seems like the better prospect but at least single mom seems relatively established. What you really need to do, though, is to find a third love interest.


For sure. I'm working on it.


I'm surprised you're actually being civil with each other


If he doesn't call me names I won't either.
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LanHikari10
05/12/17 9:24:42 PM
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SkynyrdRocker
05/12/17 9:32:24 PM
#21:


Erik's not even trying anymore. And people are still taking the bait...
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Smarkil
05/12/17 9:32:55 PM
#22:


Lmao this shit is ridic.
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Lil69Leo
05/12/17 9:33:03 PM
#23:


Zeus is Erik alt confirmed. STFU
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LemonDestroyer
05/12/17 9:36:06 PM
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Of all the things that have happened, this happened the most
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LaggnFragnLarry
05/12/17 9:39:55 PM
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this reminds me of a topic i made once
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HellHole_
05/12/17 9:41:27 PM
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is either one of these girls the one you had a half hour long date with
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Erik_P
05/12/17 9:46:33 PM
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HellHole_ posted...
is either one of these girls the one you had a half hour long date with


What? No.
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HellHole_
05/12/17 9:47:55 PM
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so after you had a half hour long date a few days ago, you managed to get a girlfriend who is a different girl and then find another seperate girl whose into you

you realize you're sounding like shinso and lihlih rn, right
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InfernalFive
05/12/17 9:49:51 PM
#29:


This gimmick isn't much better bruh, try something else.
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Erik_P
05/12/17 9:50:52 PM
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HellHole_ posted...
so after you had a half hour long date a few days ago, you managed to get a girlfriend who is a different girl and then find another seperate girl whose into you

you realize you're sounding like shinso and lihlih rn, right


The stripper chick I've posted about before. She's the one I went to Wisconsin with.

The date I had was last Friday, it went about 4 hours. We then went out Saturday and Sunday as well and those other dates went about as long, if not longer. Those dates went so well it turned into a relationship.
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TheCyborgNinja
05/12/17 9:51:34 PM
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I hope this is true and goes as badly as possible.
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HellHole_
05/12/17 9:51:52 PM
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HellHole_ posted...
you realize you're sounding like shinso and lihlih rn, right

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SunWuKung420
05/12/17 9:58:42 PM
#33:


Can we just agree that Erik is just another fake account now?
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Go_Totodile
05/12/17 10:00:49 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Can we just agree that Erik is just another fake account now?

For once I gotta agree with SunWu. Maybe at one point Eric was real, but he's just a parody of something now.
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HellHole_
05/12/17 10:02:19 PM
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you guys are just now figuring out he's a huge characterized parody now?
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Go_Totodile
05/12/17 10:03:52 PM
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HellHole_ posted...
you guys are just now figuring out he's a huge characterized parody now?

Well I've been thinking he was for about a year now, but people seem to post as if he's real.
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IAmNowGone
05/12/17 10:14:26 PM
#37:


Go_Totodile posted...
HellHole_ posted...
you guys are just now figuring out he's a huge characterized parody now?

Well I've been thinking he was for about a year now, but people seem to post as if he's real.


I just want to know what the hell he gets out of this.
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-Komaiko54-
05/12/17 10:35:47 PM
#38:


My god... from the point he welched he had the game plan all written out...

We were all pawns in his grand troll scheme all along...

Erik isn't a welcher... he's the author...
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wwinterj25
05/12/17 11:02:23 PM
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Not even remotely believable. Make a better story next time.
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Lil69Leo
05/12/17 11:02:34 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
Go_Totodile posted...
HellHole_ posted...
you guys are just now figuring out he's a huge characterized parody now?

Well I've been thinking he was for about a year now, but people seem to post as if he's real.


I just want to know what the hell he gets out of this.


Like most sad people who lie on the internet his real life is desperate and depressing.
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SusanGreenEyes
05/12/17 11:37:04 PM
#41:


What if you don't tell the girlfriend, and never sleep with the stripper again?
You've only been on 3 dates.
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Zeus
05/14/17 2:28:30 PM
#42:


jedirood posted...
Erik_P posted...
Zeus posted...
Assuming that stripper girl finishes her nursing degree, she seems like the better prospect but at least single mom seems relatively established. What you really need to do, though, is to find a third love interest.


For sure. I'm working on it.


I'm surprised you're actually being civil with each other


We're usually civil outside of politics.
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RedPixel
05/14/17 9:22:51 PM
#43:


Erik_P posted...
She said she wanted to give me a private dance and I told her I had a girlfriend now so it might be inappropriate.

She said it would be no different from if I were to get a dance at the strip club. The logic was sound so I let her do it.

And then other things happened afterward.

Is this how you kill the Erik_P gimmick? Noticed you're finally suspended. It was long overdue, but I honestly expected the spiral downward to have a more interesting plot. I'm disappointed in you, whoever you are.

Welched again.
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KogaSteelfang
05/14/17 9:29:11 PM
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This is sad, whether it's true or not doesn't really change that.
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SusanGreenEyes
05/14/17 9:30:42 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
This is sad, whether it's true or not doesn't really change that.

What is sad?
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KogaSteelfang
05/14/17 9:32:40 PM
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That he either cheated on his girlfriend, or that he's making it up for attention.
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Cacciato
05/14/17 9:39:32 PM
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Wonder what he got suspended for
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Zeus
05/14/17 9:44:18 PM
#48:


KogaSteelfang posted...
That he either cheated on his girlfriend, or that he's making it up for attention.


Given that supposedly he's barely dated the single mom, it wouldn't mean a lot.
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SkynyrdRocker
05/14/17 9:48:23 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Wonder what he got suspended for

As long as it wasn't posting his balls, his account is old enough that he'll survive whatever it was.
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Bugmeat
05/14/17 11:29:46 PM
#50:


MasterSword546 posted...
Erik_P posted...
Single mom owns her own business and owns a house.


But is also a single mom. Which is like -50 points

But single mom can support him so that's like +100 points. And depending on the age of the kid that might only be -10 or -5 points. If it's old enough that it can take care of itself and it's father is still being a father to it, then it's not really an issue.
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