Poll of the Day > I think I just walked in on my little brother masturbating.

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Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 12:43:27 PM #1:	I found a dirty dish in the bathroom(he leaves his shit all over the house) and went to his room to give it to him. The door was locked, and I started twisting the knob back and forth dramatically while preparing to demand to be let in, when the door just sort of came open and I step in to see him cowering pantsless in the closet. Rick and Morty was on the television, by the way. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877245624] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>I found a dirty dish in the bathroom(he leaves his shit all over the house) and went to his room to give it to him. The door was locked, and I started twisting the knob back and forth dramatically while preparing to demand to be let in, when the door just sort of came open and I step in to see him cowering pantsless in the closet. Rick and Morty was on the television, by the way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yutterh 04/15/17 12:44:50 PM #2:	he was probably using it to cover up the noises. --- i7-5820K 3.3GHz, Asus X99-DELUXE, Corsair H110i GTX, 850 EVO 1TB, EVGA GTX 970 4GB FTW ACX2.0, Corsair 760T, EVGA 850W, Orion Spark, Proteus Core, Benq BL3200PT <cite>yutterh posted [p:877245704] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>he was probably using it to cover up the noises.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 04/15/17 12:44:52 PM #3:	You are a bad person <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:877245707] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>You are a bad person</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 04/15/17 12:46:29 PM #4:	At least you saw no mattress foreplay <cite>green dragon posted [p:877245778] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>At least you saw no mattress foreplay</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
party_animal07 04/15/17 12:54:06 PM #5:	If he's over 10, you were pretty much asking for it. <cite>party_animal07 posted [p:877246142] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>If he's over 10, you were pretty much asking for it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/15/17 12:57:21 PM #6:	Why did you disrespect his privacy? --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877246309] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>Why did you disrespect his privacy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 12:58:29 PM #7:	Jen0125 posted... Why did you disrespect his privacy? Because him and my other brother have repeatedly used credit cards to open my locked door, so at this point I don't give a fuck. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877246364] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>Why did you disrespect his privacy?</quote> Because him and my other brother have repeatedly used credit cards to open my locked door, so at this point I don't give a fuck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jbomb1234 04/15/17 12:58:38 PM #8:	Next time knock. Mad or not it is still his room. --- To Punish and Enslave Barricade My PSN name is jbomb1234 <cite>jbomb1234 posted [p:877246370] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>Next time knock. Mad or not it is still his room.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 04/15/17 1:02:13 PM #9:	Claude_Frollo posted... I think I just walked in on my little brother masturbating. Then leave him to it. Stop cock blocking him man. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:877246572] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Claude_Frollo posted...</cite> <quote>I think I just walked in on my little brother masturbating.</quote> Then leave him to it. Stop cock blocking him man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 04/15/17 1:02:17 PM #10:	Did you teach him how to pleasure a mattress? --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:877246576] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>Did you teach him how to pleasure a mattress?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 04/15/17 2:43:40 PM #11:	Claude_Frollo posted... The door was locked, and I started twisting the knob back and forth dramatically while preparing to demand to be let in. So you're not just a pain in the ass here, is what I've learned today. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:877251717] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Claude_Frollo posted...</cite> <quote>The door was locked, and I started twisting the knob back and forth dramatically while preparing to demand to be let in.</quote> So you're not just a pain in the ass here, is what I've learned today.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkynyrdRocker 04/15/17 3:16:44 PM #12:	To be honest I just came into this topic to see if he does it Carlisle-style. ~~Yes I know that's not your name, but your family name, but you'll always be Carlisle to me~~ <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted [p:877253489] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>To be honest I just came into this topic to see if he does it Carlisle-style. Yes I know that's not your name, but your family name, but you'll always be Carlisle to me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
old_school227 04/15/17 3:48:43 PM #13:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDkHHbVGzUQ --- "I don't believe you" ~ Link 1998 <cite>old_school227 posted [p:877255230] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDkHHbVGzUQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/15/17 3:49:11 PM #14:	If your parents did this to you we'd hear you bitching about it. But for some reason you think it's a-okay to invade your little brother's privacy over a bowl. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877255259] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>If your parents did this to you we'd hear you bitching about it. But for some reason you think it's a-okay to invade your little brother's privacy over a bowl.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 4:07:11 PM #15:	Jen0125 posted... If your parents did this to you we'd hear you bitching about it. But for some reason you think it's a-okay to invade your little brother's privacy over a bowl. I already addressed this. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877256165] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>If your parents did this to you we'd hear you bitching about it. But for some reason you think it's a-okay to invade your little brother's privacy over a bowl.</quote> I already addressed this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/15/17 4:12:17 PM #16:	But you bitched about that. Why do you bitch about that if you do the same thing? --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877256410] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>But you bitched about that. Why do you bitch about that if you do the same thing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lightning Bolt 04/15/17 4:20:42 PM #17:	Claude_Frollo posted... Because him and my other brother have repeatedly used credit cards to open my locked door, so at this point I don't give a fuck. Seems fair to me. --- One day dude, I'm just gonna get off the bus, and I'm gonna run in the woods and never come back, and when I come back I'm gonna be the knife master! -The Rev <cite>Lightning Bolt posted [p:877256838] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Claude_Frollo posted...</cite> <quote>Because him and my other brother have repeatedly used credit cards to open my locked door, so at this point I don't give a fuck.</quote> Seems fair to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 4:22:04 PM #18:	Jen0125 posted... But you bitched about that. Why do you bitch about that if you do the same thing? The point is that since they have repeatedly shown a lack of respect for my privacy, I have no reason to show respect for theirs. But you knew that, you're just being needlessly contrarian. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877256915] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>But you bitched about that. Why do you bitch about that if you do the same thing?</quote> The point is that since they have repeatedly shown a lack of respect for my privacy, I have no reason to show respect for theirs. But you knew that, you're just being needlessly contrarian.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 4:22:26 PM #19:	Lightning Bolt posted... Claude_Frollo posted... Because him and my other brother have repeatedly used credit cards to open my locked door, so at this point I don't give a fuck. Seems fair to me. I'm sure it seems fair to her too, she just wants to argue. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877256934] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lightning Bolt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Claude_Frollo posted...</cite> <quote>Because him and my other brother have repeatedly used credit cards to open my locked door, so at this point I don't give a fuck.</quote> Seems fair to me.</quote> I'm sure it seems fair to her too, she just wants to argue.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheFuriousInch 04/15/17 4:25:01 PM #20:	He was just getting schwifty. --- PERSONAL HEADLINE Stout Player Wants To Pour Pink Zinfindel Onto His Firm Peepee While You Watch,Helpless <cite>TheFuriousInch posted [p:877257080] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>He was just getting schwifty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkynyrdRocker 04/15/17 5:58:58 PM #21:	Guys Carlisle was going to knock ffs. He didn't even force his way in on purpose. jfc <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted [p:877261843] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>Guys Carlisle was going to knock ffs. He didn't even force his way in on purpose. jfc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 5:59:56 PM #22:	SkynyrdRocker posted... Guys Carlisle was going to knock ffs. He didn't even force his way in on purpose. jfc Like I said, just looking to start a fight. They know they're full of shit. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877261908] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>SkynyrdRocker posted...</cite> <quote>Guys Carlisle was going to knock ffs. He didn't even force his way in on purpose. jfc</quote> Like I said, just looking to start a fight. They know they're full of shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/15/17 7:00:36 PM #23:	I just think if you're going to do the same thing as them you lose your right to complain when they do it or about them doing it. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877265087] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>I just think if you're going to do the same thing as them you lose your right to complain when they do it or about them doing it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 7:02:49 PM #24:	Jen0125 posted... I just think if you're going to do the same thing as them you lose your right to complain when they do it or about them doing it. SkynyrdRocker posted... Guys Carlisle was going to knock ffs. He didn't even force his way in on purpose. jfc --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877265214] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>I just think if you're going to do the same thing as them you lose your right to complain when they do it or about them doing it.</quote> <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted...</cite> <quote>Guys Carlisle was going to knock ffs. He didn't even force his way in on purpose. jfc</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/15/17 7:04:47 PM #25:	You're forcibly twisting the knob. An intended outcome is the door opening. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877265336] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>You're forcibly twisting the knob. An intended outcome is the door opening.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 7:12:42 PM #26:	Jen0125 posted... You're forcibly twisting the knob. An intended outcome is the door opening. No, my intention was making a bunch of noise and getting him to open the door. I didn't think the door was going to open. If I wanted to force my way in I would've taken my debit card and opened the door with it. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877265800] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>You're forcibly twisting the knob. An intended outcome is the door opening.</quote> No, my intention was making a bunch of noise and getting him to open the door. I didn't think the door was going to open. If I wanted to force my way in I would've taken my debit card and opened the door with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/15/17 7:13:26 PM #27:	Okay well maybe you should think before you act then. Turning a knob opens a door. If you wanted his attention you literally only need to knock on it. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877265844] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>Okay well maybe you should think before you act then. Turning a knob opens a door. If you wanted his attention you literally only need to knock on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 7:14:49 PM #28:	Jen0125 posted... Okay well maybe you should think before you act then. Turning a knob opens a door. If you wanted his attention you literally only need to knock on it. Turning a nob doesn't normally open a locked door. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877265937] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>Okay well maybe you should think before you act then. Turning a knob opens a door. If you wanted his attention you literally only need to knock on it.</quote> Turning a nob doesn't normally open a locked door.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkynyrdRocker 04/15/17 7:16:24 PM #29:	I didn't realize Jen was a troll now <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted [p:877266027] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>I didn't realize Jen was a troll now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/15/17 7:17:34 PM #30:	You're assuming his door was locked for literally no reason. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877266096] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>You're assuming his door was locked for literally no reason.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/15/17 7:18:12 PM #31:	SkynyrdRocker posted... I didn't realize Jen was a troll now No I just think it's idiotic for the amount of times this kid bitches about his family he turns around and acts just like them. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877266131] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>SkynyrdRocker posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't realize Jen was a troll now</quote> No I just think it's idiotic for the amount of times this kid bitches about his family he turns around and acts just like them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 04/15/17 7:18:46 PM #32:	SkynyrdRocker posted... I didn't realize Jen was a troll now Where the hell have you been --- http://i.imgur.com/M489ly5.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:877266158] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>SkynyrdRocker posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't realize Jen was a troll now</quote> Where the hell have you been</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 7:19:28 PM #33:	I didn't assume his door was locked for no reason, hence why I didn't actually TRY to force my way in, it just happened without my meaning for it to. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877266195] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>I didn't assume his door was locked for no reason, hence why I didn't actually TRY to force my way in, it just happened without my meaning for it to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/15/17 7:20:15 PM #34:	Okay so you didn't assume it was locked but you turned the doorknob and thought that turning the doorknob wouldn't open the door. How does that work? --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877266234] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>Okay so you didn't assume it was locked but you turned the doorknob and thought that turning the doorknob wouldn't open the door. How does that work?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 7:24:43 PM #35:	Jen0125 posted... Okay so you didn't assume it was locked FOR NO REASON but you turned the doorknob and thought that turning the doorknob wouldn't open the door. How does that work? Fixed Anyway, no, after first turning the doorknob and realizing it was locked I proceeded to jiggle the handle to make my presence and desire to get in known. I was about to start knocking and calling for him when the door just opened. Again, if I wanted to force my way in, I would have used the old credit card trick. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877266452] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>Okay so you didn't assume it was locked FOR NO REASON but you turned the doorknob and thought that turning the doorknob wouldn't open the door. How does that work?</quote> Fixed Anyway, no, after first turning the doorknob and realizing it was locked I proceeded to jiggle the handle to make my presence and desire to get in known. I was about to start knocking and calling for him when the door just opened. Again, if I wanted to force my way in, I would have used the old credit card trick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 04/15/17 7:28:28 PM #36:	Literally why you're supposed to knock. Where did you go to finishing school? --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:877266668] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>Literally why you're supposed to knock. Where did you go to finishing school?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 7:30:50 PM #37:	Zeus posted... Literally why you're supposed to knock. Where did you go to finishing school? Okay. A. His door was actually locked and it happened to come open after jiggling the door handle a bit. B. Nobody in my house knocks. It's just not part of the culture. We use the locks if we want to keep people out. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877266776] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Literally why you're supposed to knock. Where did you go to finishing school?</quote> Okay. A. His door was actually locked and it happened to come open after jiggling the door handle a bit. B. Nobody in my house knocks. It's just not part of the culture. We use the locks if we want to keep people out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 04/15/17 7:31:56 PM #38:	All this nonsense over a dirty dish. You're not even his parent. Why are you telling other people what to do? The kid obviously lives with parents. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:877266838] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>All this nonsense over a dirty dish. You're not even his parent. Why are you telling other people what to do? The kid obviously lives with parents.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 04/15/17 7:35:37 PM #39:	Claude_Frollo posted... Jen0125 posted... But you bitched about that. Why do you bitch about that if you do the same thing? The point is that since they have repeatedly shown a lack of respect for my privacy, I have no reason to show respect for theirs. But you knew that, you're just being needlessly contrarian. Could you imagine if they made a Contra librarian game? You could have the characters be a stuffy old British guy and a saucy young lady who goes from plain to seductive with three mild adjustments... it's gonna be cool when Konami makes this. Also, I really hope the episode of Rick and Morty that was on was the one with Ball Fondlers. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:877267047] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Claude_Frollo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>But you bitched about that. Why do you bitch about that if you do the same thing?</quote> The point is that since they have repeatedly shown a lack of respect for my privacy, I have no reason to show respect for theirs. But you knew that, you're just being needlessly contrarian.</quote> Could you imagine if they made a Contra librarian game? You could have the characters be a stuffy old British guy and a saucy young lady who goes from plain to seductive with three mild adjustments... it's gonna be cool when Konami makes this. Also, I really hope the episode of Rick and Morty that was on was the one with Ball Fondlers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 7:35:47 PM #40:	SusanGreenEyes posted... Why are you telling other people what to do? Troll harder, I never said I was going in there to tell him what to do with the dish, just to give it to him. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877267057] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>SusanGreenEyes posted...</cite> <quote>Why are you telling other people what to do?</quote> Troll harder, I never said I was going in there to tell him what to do with the dish, just to give it to him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 04/15/17 7:37:34 PM #41:	Claude_Frollo posted... SusanGreenEyes posted... Why are you telling other people what to do? Troll harder, I never said I was going in there to tell him what to do with the dish, just to give it to him. Yeah, as in "Er durr herr....Open the door right now. I'm here to present you with the dish you left in another room.... er durrr herrr..." No wonder nobody here wants to be your roommate. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:877267151] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Claude_Frollo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SusanGreenEyes posted...</cite> <quote>Why are you telling other people what to do?</quote> Troll harder, I never said I was going in there to tell him what to do with the dish, just to give it to him.</quote> Yeah, as in "Er durr herr....Open the door right now. I'm here to present you with the dish you left in another room.... er durrr herrr..." No wonder nobody here wants to be your roommate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 04/15/17 7:37:38 PM #42:	Claude_Frollo posted... Zeus posted... Literally why you're supposed to knock. Where did you go to finishing school? Okay. A. His door was actually locked and it happened to come open after jiggling the door handle a bit. B. Nobody in my house knocks. It's just not part of the culture. We use the locks if we want to keep people out. A: Locks don't open themselves. B: It's part of western culture, be a normal person. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:877267155] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Claude_Frollo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Literally why you're supposed to knock. Where did you go to finishing school?</quote> Okay. A. His door was actually locked and it happened to come open after jiggling the door handle a bit. B. Nobody in my house knocks. It's just not part of the culture. We use the locks if we want to keep people out.</quote> A: Locks don't open themselves. B: It's part of western culture, be a normal person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VullabySaysHi 04/15/17 7:39:04 PM #43:	Kyuubi4269 posted... Claude_Frollo posted... Zeus posted... Literally why you're supposed to knock. Where did you go to finishing school? Okay. A. His door was actually locked and it happened to come open after jiggling the door handle a bit. B. Nobody in my house knocks. It's just not part of the culture. We use the locks if we want to keep people out. A: Locks don't open themselves. B: It's part of western culture, be a normal person. He might not live in the western world? --- https://youtu.be/smd1ey-mocw ^me watching GameFAQs drama <cite>VullabySaysHi posted [p:877267228] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Claude_Frollo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Literally why you're supposed to knock. Where did you go to finishing school?</quote> Okay. A. His door was actually locked and it happened to come open after jiggling the door handle a bit. B. Nobody in my house knocks. It's just not part of the culture. We use the locks if we want to keep people out.</quote> A: Locks don't open themselves. B: It's part of western culture, be a normal person.</quote> He might not live in the western world?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 04/15/17 7:42:03 PM #44:	VullabySaysHi posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... Claude_Frollo posted... Zeus posted... Literally why you're supposed to knock. Where did you go to finishing school? Okay. A. His door was actually locked and it happened to come open after jiggling the door handle a bit. B. Nobody in my house knocks. It's just not part of the culture. We use the locks if we want to keep people out. A: Locks don't open themselves. B: It's part of western culture, be a normal person. He might not live in the western world? He doesn't. He lives in Florida. <cite>Cacciato posted [p:877267390] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>VullabySaysHi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Claude_Frollo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Literally why you're supposed to knock. Where did you go to finishing school?</quote> Okay. A. His door was actually locked and it happened to come open after jiggling the door handle a bit. B. Nobody in my house knocks. It's just not part of the culture. We use the locks if we want to keep people out.</quote> A: Locks don't open themselves. B: It's part of western culture, be a normal person.</quote> He might not live in the western world?</quote> He doesn't. He lives in Florida.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 04/15/17 7:44:38 PM #45:	The brotherly thing to do would be to pass on your knowledge of doing Tech Deck tricks with your boner. Maybe he'll meet some sick skater chick at school and she'll be all like "GameFAQs McBarge-In's little brother just did the illness grinding and kickflipped his way into my heart!" Then it'll cut to a montage of bails and putting on bandaids, reading Transworld articles, etc. You could totally help him and then he'd owe you which means the feud would end and you'd be truest bros. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:877267539] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>The brotherly thing to do would be to pass on your knowledge of doing Tech Deck tricks with your boner. Maybe he'll meet some sick skater chick at school and she'll be all like "GameFAQs McBarge-In's little brother just did the illness grinding and kickflipped his way into my heart!" Then it'll cut to a montage of bails and putting on bandaids, reading Transworld articles, etc. You could totally help him and then he'd owe you which means the feud would end and you'd be truest bros.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/15/17 7:53:57 PM #46:	SusanGreenEyes posted... Claude_Frollo posted... SusanGreenEyes posted... Why are you telling other people what to do? Troll harder, I never said I was going in there to tell him what to do with the dish, just to give it to him. Yeah, as in "Er durr herr....Open the door right now. I'm here to present you with the dish you left in another room.... er durrr herrr..." No wonder nobody here wants to be your roommate. No, as in "here's this dish you left in the bathroom, come get it". Also, there were people in that topic who said they would be my roommate, so I'll tell you what I have told so many others: if you have to rely on hyperbole or outright lies, then you have lost. Good day. --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877268107] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>SusanGreenEyes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Claude_Frollo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SusanGreenEyes posted...</cite> <quote>Why are you telling other people what to do?</quote> Troll harder, I never said I was going in there to tell him what to do with the dish, just to give it to him.</quote> Yeah, as in "Er durr herr....Open the door right now. I'm here to present you with the dish you left in another room.... er durrr herrr..." No wonder nobody here wants to be your roommate.</quote> No, as in "here's this dish you left in the bathroom, come get it". Also, there were people in that topic who said they would be my roommate, so I'll tell you what I have told so many others: if you have to rely on hyperbole or outright lies, then you have lost. Good day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedPixel 04/15/17 8:02:42 PM #47:	Weren't you JUST asking people here if they would be roommates with you? EDIT: Ah, it seems like others noticed as well <cite>RedPixel posted [p:877268665] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>Weren't you JUST asking people here if they would be roommates with you? EDIT: Ah, it seems like others noticed as well</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 04/15/17 8:09:29 PM #48:	Claude_Frollo posted... Because him and my other brother have repeatedly used credit cards to open my locked door, http://www.naturalhandyman.com/iip/infdoor/i/swing-type-door-security-latch-sm.jpg --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:877269017] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote><cite>Claude_Frollo posted...</cite> <quote> Because him and my other brother have repeatedly used credit cards to open my locked door, </quote> http://www.naturalhandyman.com/iip/infdoor/i/swing-type-door-security-latch-sm.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden Road 04/15/17 8:23:52 PM #49:	Claude, this is why no one wants to live with you. --- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. <cite>Golden Road posted [p:877269775] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>Claude, this is why no one wants to live with you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 04/15/17 8:27:52 PM #50:	He probably saw the bowl a few hours before but saved it until his brother went into his room and closed the door. He wanted an excuse to try and barge in on him, hoping to catch him wanking it. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:877270004] in I think I ... [t:75240885]...</cite> <quote>He probably saw the bowl a few hours before but saved it until his brother went into his room and closed the door. He wanted an excuse to try and barge in on him, hoping to catch him wanking it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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