Board 8 > ~P~ ~P~ B8UCA Presents: PANDEMONIUM! ~P~ ~P~ Ft. DP/Stifled, eaed/Maniac/CPU!

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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

REGULAR RULES:
1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person team match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON unless otherwise stated.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. Abstain is binding! If you want to vote later, don't list anything or say you’re waiting.
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MAIN EVENTS

Triple-Theat MANIAC-STYLE BLINDFOLD Match for the MELEE MAYHEM Title: eaedwards vs. Maniac64 vs. B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion IHateThisCPU
Maniac and eaed went through an epic war at Epopmania to unite the IM and MM titles, with eaed just coming out on top. It looked as if we were set for a rematch at this, our most chaotic PPV, when CPU got involved and took the title for himself! Now eaed and Maniac both challenge him in a BLINDFOLD MATCH! The competitors will be randomized – wrestlers 1, 2 and 3 will be all you see on the easy vote form and there’s NO WAY TO TELL WHICH IS WHICH! Truly our craziest stipulation.

Strap Match for the B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Championship: StifledSilence vs. B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion DpOblivion
Stifled used the momentum of a huge tag-team win at Epopmania to earn this singles opportunity. It’s a chance for him to bring the ultimate gold back to the Empire, but he’ll have to beat the dominant DpOblivion to do it – a man who has retained that title in a UCA Rumble and in the main event of Epopmania during this reign alone!
This is a STRAP MATCH! You can never be up by more than one vote in this match, but you win if you get four votes in a row.
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UNDERCARD

Tag-Team TLC Match for the B8UCA Tag-Team Titles: Simply Rich (TheSultanOfSlam and Mr. Money in the Bank davidponte) vs. B8UCA Tag-Team Champions Mercs United (Tom Bombadil and Boko)
david and Sultan have looked on fire ever since teaming up and they look to turn that into instant success by winning the championship here tonight from the strong team of Tom and Boko! This is a TAG-TEAM TLC MATCH! Four votes in a row to instantly win (ladder), and if that doesn’t happen votes with a message ID ending in 0 count triple (table). Also, two votes in a row grabs the chair, at which point your votes count double until your opponent gets two in a row to grab it back (chair).

Spirit Match for the B8UCA LW Title: LusterSoldier vs. B8UCA LW Champion Solioxrz362
Solio! Luster! One-on-one in a SPIRIT MATCH for the LW Title! Show your spirit! EVERY VOTE MUST INCLUDE AN EXCLAMATION MARK! Any that don’t include them will not be counted. (And you will not be able to vote again later if you recognise your mistake).

Steel Cage Match: Broken Raven vs. BEAR
Raven faces the punishment of having to step into the cage WITH A BEAR! Votes with a :X0 timestamp count double, and once during the match you can ask for the door to be opened. If the next three votes are for you, you win – but if somebody else gets a vote in that time, none of those votes count!

GRUDGE MATCH INSIDE THE HELLEVATOR: greengravy vs. eddv
gravy and eddv settle their score inside the scariest of structures, the HELLEVATOR! In this match, message ID endings denote the value of the vote. For instance, if I vote for gravy and the message ID ends in 7, he gets 7 points, and so on.

No Disqualification Match: Whiskey on the Rocks (Whiskey_Nick and XIII_rocks) vs. Apollo_Phoenix and Strife2
The sheer cheek of Apollo and Strife wanting the tag titles when their naïve stupidity cost us those same titles at the UCA Rumble, and also cost us our grudge match with the Empire at Mania, is breathtaking! They’ll face the consequences now in a no disqualification match against the Greatest Of All Teams.

Tables Match for the MASTER OF TAYBLES Title: EmeraldEgg vs. Master of Taybles WiggumFan267
Emerald made his debut earlier this month and has a chance to take a title very early on in his career! He comes for Wigs’ tables title in his PPV debut! First vote with a message ID ending in 0 wins the match.


FAIRLY SANE AND EASY VOTE FORM

Wrestler 1 vs. Wrestler 2 vs. Wrestler 3
Stifled vs. DP
Sultan/david vs. Tom/Boko
Solio vs. Luster
Raven vs. BEAR
Gravy vs. eddv
Nick/XIII vs. Apollo/Strife
Wigs vs. EmeraldEgg
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Eaed
Stifled
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Wrestler
Sultan/ David
Solo
Raven
Eddy
Nick13
Egg
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eddv with the most irritating vote to count of all time
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The Broken Raven did NOT agree to this match. I am not lowering myself to wrestling a joke character after my recent successes. Starting after Pandemonium, the quest to bring the Flock back to fruition and me return to my throne shall be more imminent than ever.

Wrestler 3
DP
Sultan/david
Solio
eddvard
Nick/XIII
Wigs

Sultan/David
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It's finally time! Simply Rich is here, and ready to prove that we truly deserve to be Champions.

We all know about our competitors, and their storied history, but Sultan and I have proven time and time again that not only are we superior to Tom and Boko, but superior to all of the other teams in this THRIVING Tag Team Division.

Tom and Boko did a great job keeping those titles warm for the last little while, but it's time that a deserving, capable team took them off their hands, and Sultan and David are more than up to the task.

We're here to break tables, climb ladders, and sit on chairs, and we're ready for that GOLD.

So bring it on.
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Wrestler 3
DP
Tom/Boko
Luster
Raven
eddv
Nick/XIII
Wigs
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Wrestler 3
Stifled
Tom/Boko
Solio!
Raven
Gravy vs. eddv
Apollo/Strife
EmeraldEgg
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Wrestler 2
Stifled
Sultan/david
Luster

eddv
Nick/XIII
Wigs
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Gravy

*Bashes Nick with a pipe*
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...Wait we're wearin' the damned blindfolds, how are you silly bastards unable to tell the difference between the three of us? Oi am personally insulted by this but intrigued nonetheless.

Wrestler 2
Stifled
Tom/Boko
Solio!
Raven
eddv
Apollo/Strife
Wigs
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Dp
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AND WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE 'Oi got involved'? Oi've been looking to get rid of this thin' for the past several weeks because oi wanted nothing to do widda damned thing in the first place!

Oi wanted to have somethin' to do widda tag title scene with my tag partner Sol as the *actual* most interestin' tag team in this divison Fun.Exe, and mr. not-important-enough-to-have-capitalization-in-his-own-name and the second coming of Brutus 'The Zodiac' Beefcake inserted themselves into THAT picture. You're puttin' the blame on- noooooooo no no no, this is not my doin', oi'm just goin' with the damned flow!
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I have zero regrets involving lowercase letters
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Luster had a chance to take me on for the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, but apparently he'd rather fight a racc--err, fight Solio for the Lightweight Championship. Whatever, he can have fun! with that. Stifled, however, did want to take me on. I put out an open challenge, and he accepted, while everyone else was busy preparing for the epic TAG TEAM BATTLE ROYALE that hasn't happened yet. Stifled has been busy struggling to keep the Empire together while its leader, Shad, continues to be MIA. So here we are.

Now, I may be a little unprepared for this match, but it's no matter really. I've defended this title in the Royal Rumble. I've defended this title in the main event at Epopmania. I am prepared for anything that is thrown my way. I have the talent and the determination to continue to thrive. And MELEE MAYHEM rules have always been a strength of mine to give me further advantage.

There will be no stopping me. I am the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, the Superstar of the Year, and I will continue to give these great UCA fans a top-notch show and a deserving champion.
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Wrestler 2
Stifled
Sultan/david
Solio!
Raven
G. eddv
Apollo/Strife
EmeraldEgg
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Wrestler 1
DP
Sultan/david
Solio!
Raven
Gravy
Apollo/Strife
Wigs

Out with the old. In with the new regime. In with destruction and domination. In with the real Power.

Long
May
We
Reign
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Wrestler 1
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Sultan/david
Solio!
BEAR
Gravy
Apollo/Strife
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Sultan/David
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Oh man
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Hi there, Dp. Having a good time so far? That was a close call about an hour ago.

*smiles and waves the strap back and forth*
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David we dominated we did it!!
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*runs in and curb stomps Tom through a table as Simply Rich win the tag team titles*

Young Thomas... how's about YOU get out of here and let those of us actually contributing to this company *adjusts shoulders* get ready for Ruin?

TheSultanOfSlam posted...

David we dominated we did it!!

Tag Champs! I expected nothing less from the hottest team in the division.
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Get TAYBLED WIGS! Your soul is MINE! MWAHAHAHA!
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Wrestler 2
DP
Tom/Boko
Luster
Raven
Gravy SMACKDOWN DOUGGO
Nick/XIII
EmeraldEgg
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Wrestler 2
Stifled
Solio
BEAR
Eddv
Apollo/Strife
Egg
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Oops, I mean

Solio!
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make sure to vote for the cool dude and not some old fart with a bum knee


(thats ME)
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Wrestler 2
Stifled
Tom/Boko
Luster
Raven
Eddv
Apollo/Strife
Emerald
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Just saving my strength for when it matters. I was never worried. Don't presume that you could ever possibly get in my head, Stifled.
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Every heavyweight in contention for the title being great makes it real tough to choose who to vote for.
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I don't need the power of presumption, Dp. I was in your head. And I still am.

*wraps the strap around Dp's head*

No tinfoil hat will keep me out of your head either. But the strap will set you free.
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whoops I looked at the identities that was dumb of me
Stifled
oh
Solio!
Raven
eddv
Apollo/Strife
Wigs
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Wrestler 1
dp
Tom/Boko
Luster
Raven
eddv
Nick/XIII
o ya my tayble wigs
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Wrestler 1
Stifled
Solio!
Raven
eddv
Apollo/Strife
TAYBLED
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Wrestler 3
DP
Tom/Boko
Luster!
BEAR
Gravy
Nick/XIII
Wigs
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As your UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, I'll give this a bump. One of those small things I like to do for the UCA and its great fans.
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DP
Tom/Boko
Luster!
Raven
Gravy
Nick/XIII
Wigs
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As your future Undisputed Champion, I'LL bump this!
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*sirens wail*

Commentary: "OH MY! IT'S BIG POPPA PUMP! What the hell is he doing here?!"

*DaGeneticFreaks runs into the ring before the cage can be lowered and sends the BEAR to Suplex City with a dozen belly-to-belly suplexes, followed by a Steiner Recliner*

*flexes peaks as he leaves through the crowd*
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Let this be a lesson learned to anyone that thinks they can one up The Broken Raven! Starting tomorrow, The Broken Flock will return to dominance and it will be topped off with yours truly becoming the next Undisputed Champion!

Referee, you can now start the match.

*walks into the now-lowered cage and pins the unconscious BEAR with just a foot*

Stifled, being the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion may very well be in your future. But it's not here yet.
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*Strife fights back and forth with Nick. Nick throws Strife into the ropes, only for it to rebound into a Lunatic Lariat. Strife tags in Apollo, who ascends the top rope. Strife hoists Nick with his hands, legs flying into the air. Apollo crashes down, completing a Spike Piledriver. XIII attempts to break up the count with a steel chair, but Strife chop blocks him as Apollo picks up the very close victory*
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Hahahahaha.

We said it as Young Guns. Now we say it with regal authority and lethal weapons in hand: The Old Guard need not make way, because we will clear the path ourselves.

That path...leads to old friends and foes. david, Sultan: enjoy your reign, however short it may be. Our destinies have been and will continue to be intertwined, whether that next intersection comes sooner or later matters not. The Kingdom's divinely-imparted destiny is standing atop the mountain, with authority, weapons, titles and all.

Long May We Reign
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*Does a Zangief style spinning lariats while wearing my black hood*

*doesn't realize the match is over*
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*Accidentally headbutts the ref thinking it's one of the other participants.*

*Has no idea what's goin' on but is hoping he doesn't have to deal with having to keep the damn belt safe and not lose it in some hellhole like Philly, Detroit or Fresco.*
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Fresco is a great town
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