Board 8 > B8UCA Presents Monday Afternoon RUIN! Ft Contendership, Stipulations, Crazy Fun!

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Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/74846529
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#
PPV Results:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ICUgWJ9ySGnu15JfTfg0BoZWSEoLBo-I2u-VBoPC-o8/edit?pli=1


MAIN EVENTS

Undisputed Challenger, huh? You don’t just prove that once – CAGE MATCH: StifledSilence vs. Broken Raven
Stifled thinks he can challenge for the Undisputed Title and he has a good claim to it after leading his team to a thrilling win at Mania and that defeat of Raven, but he’ll need to prove his worth once more tonight in this cage match! The loser will face BEAR in a Honey Pot on a Pole Match at the PPV instead.
Rules: votes with a :00 timestamp count double. Once during the match you can ask for the cage to be opened, and if the next three votes are for you, then you win!

Non-Title Match: B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion IHateThisCPU vs. Maniac64
CPU goes one-on-one with Maniac as we build towards the huge triple-threat main event at Pandemonium!

UNDERCARD

Tag Titles Prep: B8UCA Tag-Team Champion Tom Bombadil vs. Mr. Money in the Bank davidponte
B8UCA Tag-Team Champion Boko vs. TheSultanOfSlam
Tom faces david and Boko faces Sultan as the tag title match looms large at Pandemonium in what I have decided will be a TAG-TEAM TLC MATCH!

Build Tag with STIPULATIONS AS A PRIZE!: eddv and LusterSoldier vs. B8UCA LW Champion Solioxrz362 and greengravy294
At Pandemonium, we’ll see eddv face gravy and Luster challenge Solio for the LW title. The winning team in this match will both get the chance to pick the stipulation for that match!

But what about-: King Apollo_Phoenix (w/ Strife2) vs. B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion DpOblivion
So what about Apollo and Strife, then? I thought they wanted in the tag title hunt? Well, I’ll have an announcement about that shortly. For now, he can face the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion, DP.

Taybles Battle Royal: Emeraldegg vs. GTM vs. Shaduln vs. Stevie
Vote once per hour, most taybles wins – winner faces Wigs at Pandemonium with the MASTER OF TAYBLES title on the line! This is also the first time I’ve booked Emeraldegg!
To tayble somebody, your vote must have a message ID ending in 0.

I’M BACK VOTE FORM

Stifled vs. Raven
CPU vs. Maniac
Tom vs. david
Boko vs. Sultan
eddv/Luster vs. Solio/gravy
Apollo vs. DP
VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: Emerald vs. GTM vs. Shad vs. Stevie
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Stifled
CPU
Tom
Boko
Solio/gravy
Apollo
VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: Emerald
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Oi am 60% done with Breath of the WIld, and oi am now a wee bit more focused, but... Oi'm... waitin' on what me opponent hasta say.

Stifled
CPU
Tom
Boko
Solio/gravy
Apollo
Stevie
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nice, tagging with ruthless corrupt BADMIn solio


well whatever
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Stifled
Maniac
Tom
Boko
Eddv/Luster
DP
Emerald
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The Broken Raven shall not accept that if he loses. The Flock did not come this far to see the leader of the next world get reduced to being a comedy act; blasphemous stuff like that is why I vanquished Zero Signal! Open the cage!

Raven
CPU
david
Sultan
eddv/Luster
DP
VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: GTM

greengravy294 posted...

nice, tagging with ruthless corrupt BADMIn solio


well whatever

Oh yeah s***. Sorry
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WHAT'S THIS?

Machete wants in on the taybles match?!?!
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Stifled

Slam the cage in his face!
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its okay i can put aside my differences for ONE DAY ONLY
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Raven
CPU
Tom
Boko
Solio/gravy
Apollo
VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: Emerald
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CPU
David
Sultan
Solio/Gravy
Apollo
Emperor Shad
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*is denied escape*

ARGH... I will NOT accept this

This time I'll open the cage!
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Raven

Not so fast there buddy
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OK, so. Here's what Apollo and Strife are doing at the PPV.

*drops a motherf***ing huge rock from the rafters of the UCA_Arena on the pair of them during their match. It narrowly misses, which is deliberate.*


You really think I forgot? You two cost WotR the tag titles at the Rumble. You relegated what would have been our glorious victory over the Empire as they challenged us for the tag-team titles into a vengeful war, which of course suits a bitter soul like Stifled far more than our classier, more focused selves. You cost us at two consecutive PPVs, in two gigantic matches, because of your thoughtless and your idiotic actions.

And now you want the tag titles? Are you joking? Those things are rightfully mine, and one day I will take them back. But not from you. You don't deserve to go anywhere near that precious gold. If you want that tag title shot, you're going to have to go through Whiskey on the Rocks to do it.

So Apollo, Strife, you gutless, stupid little b****es, if you want to show up to Pandemonium, you can face Whiskey on the Rocks in a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH. It'll be my pleasure, Nick's pleasure, to end your careers and then take the tag titles for ourselves, again, once you've been dealt with.

But hey. I'm not stopping you from chickening out on the match. Just know you will never, as long as I am admin, see gold again if you don't. Accept your reckoning - accept the consequences of your idiotic actions at the UCA Rumble. And die.
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Perfectly fine. I don't want anyone escaping this match. I'm gonna scrape Raven's broken face on this rusty cage metal and put the 3rd and final stamp on my ticket to Pandemonium!
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Sultan and myself beat Boko and Tom, respectively, on last weeks Combat.

But you know what, we'll do it again.

And then we'll take their GOLD at Pandemonium.
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Raven
CPU
Tom
Sultan
eddv/Luste
Apollo
VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: Emerald

Gravy thinks be can confront me with ghosts of my past. That he has handled the post mercs letdown with style and grace and zen while I have instead embraced destruction and annihilation.

The end is here. Zen. Fun. And all the other words that end in n including in. I will bury them all.

We will all be crushed to dust one days and all of your precious feelings will mean nothing. I will be the agent if the void and destroy anything thay gets in my way, even the worthless machete or the Broken Broken Raven
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Raven
Maniac
david
. Sultan
Dv lust
Dp
VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: stevie
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Stifled
Maniac
Tom
Sultan
Eddv/Luster
Apollo

Egg, Emerald Egg.
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Egg
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Machete
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Emeraldegg
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS TIME FOR SOME FUN!

And it's been a while since we've had some fun! It feels like Ruin hasn't happened in foreve...

IS THAT GRAVY STANDING ON THE APRON IN MY CORNER? YOU'RE NOT CPU!

CPU, I'm sorry! I promise I'm not cheating! This was not my plan!

Stifled
CPU
david
Sultan
Solio/gravy
DP
Emerald
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More
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Hmm....
CPU
david
Sultan
Solio/gravy
DP
Emerald
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Emeraldegg again
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but are you better than evah VOTE FORM

Stifled
CPU
oh hello again
Boko
eddv/Luster
Apollo
VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: Shad
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Emerald
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Yes
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Raven
Emerald
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Bump
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Maniac
david
Sultan
Solio/gravy
DP
Emerald
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last chance!
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Did I won
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Wh- Sol, oi'm not gonna blame ya fer-

*stares at his tag partner silently*
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The Broken Raven and his flock will NOT accept this. In the past six months, I have won Bound for Whiskey, the Ultimatum, and I was a hair away from ushering in the new Broken era at The Most E-Popular of Manias last month. I am not lowering myself to wrestling a bear at Pandemonium. That sounds more like something Zero Signal would do, which is why I vanquished him into exile where he belongs!

*Brushes off rock debris while raising King Apollo's hand after a hard-fought victory*
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*smashes the cage door into Raven's face one more time before I leave*

Accept it or not, Raven, I certainly look forward to the quality curtain jerking you and BEAR will do together at Pandemonium!

*notices Dp glaring at me from the entryway*

And speaking of Pandemonium...I'll see you there, champ! I saw you try to help Raven. Your true colors are showing. You're...afraid of me.

*a huge smirk grows on my face*

Good. You should be.
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...I knew it would come to this. Which is why I have a plan B. There is always a plan B. I, The Broken Raven, shall not lower my standards to wrestling a bear at Pandemonium; I'm not Zero Signal, so that is not happening. But since these miscreants who call themselves fans want to see a bear wrestle so bad, I shall at least give them what they want. This Sunday, the UCA's bear shall wrestle this man!

*points to entrance*

*sirens wail as I come out and flex my peaks and do pushups*

Last week, the Broken Raisin gave me a call and said he needed some business taken care of! I'll toss the BEAR out of the UCA with the largest arms in the world, and then I'm gonna plow all the freaks in the stands, cause I'm the Big Bad Booty Daddy!

So this one goes to all my freaks out here on RUIN! Big Poppa Pump is once again your hookup! HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

*flexes peaks*
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Oh s***
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Imma gonna ween
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