...I knew it would come to this. Which is why I have a plan B. There is
always a plan B. I, The Broken Raven, shall not lower my standards to wrestling a bear at Pandemonium; I'm not Zero Signal, so that is not happening. But since these miscreants who call themselves fans want to see a bear wrestle so bad, I shall at least give them what they want. This Sunday, the UCA's bear shall wrestle this man!
*points to entrance*
... Copied to Clipboard!