Board 8 > $10,000 but you have to go to church every Sunday for the rest of your life

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Bieber_My_Hero
07/02/12 3:55:00 PM
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Do you accept?
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ExThaNemesis
07/02/12 3:56:00 PM
#2:


Yep. Even if I have to pay attention and stuff. 10k up front right now would be a big help.

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Zachnorn
07/02/12 3:56:00 PM
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I already do, so yeah.

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metaIslugg
07/02/12 3:57:00 PM
#4:


no

raise it to 100k and I'd maybe think about it

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wg64Z
07/02/12 3:57:00 PM
#5:


No way.
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ScepterOfLove
07/02/12 3:58:00 PM
#6:


no

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Pram_the_Oracle
07/02/12 3:58:00 PM
#7:


Man Extha, how bad are your financials right now? I think in a destroy your gaming collection topic you just wanted a low number for doing it, just to have some money.

Or was that somebody else?

Anyway, no. Not my religion.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/02/12 3:58:00 PM
#8:


I'd look for some loophole, like starting my own church and having it at wherever my current place of residence at any given time is. My choice would depend on how successful I would be in terms of any loopholes.

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ninkendo
07/02/12 3:58:00 PM
#9:


no way

I could make 10k working sundays in far less time than the rest of my life

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SoliPants
07/02/12 4:00:00 PM
#10:


From: ninkendo | #009
no way

I could make 10k working sundays in far less time than the rest of my life


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Jeff Zero
07/02/12 4:00:00 PM
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What SHINE said, but mainly what Pram said.

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tcaz2
07/02/12 4:01:00 PM
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I already do so obviously yes.

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tyder21
07/02/12 4:02:00 PM
#13:


Nah. I don't want to have to build my schedules around it for the rest of my life for what's a pretty small amount of money. I'm pretty good just going on major holidays.

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Silvercross
07/02/12 4:02:00 PM
#14:


Nope.avi

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Lopen
07/02/12 4:03:00 PM
#15:


52 hours a year
Say ~60-70 years

3120-3640 hours

That's less than minimum wage. Nope. Up front helps but not enough. Multiply it by 5 I consider it. 10 I definitely do it.

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Tom Bombadil
07/02/12 4:03:00 PM
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I go most Sundays anyway, although sometimes I skip when I have a week where I am not playing. I could really use the money and all I'm giving up is an occasional sleeping in. As long as I can pick the church, I'm game, especially if there's no rule against me getting paid to be there the normal way.

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ZeroSignal620
07/02/12 4:07:00 PM
#17:


From: tcaz2 | #012
I already do so obviously yes.


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Emporer_Kazbar
07/02/12 4:14:00 PM
#18:


Make it 10k every year and I'll do it.

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Jeff Zero
07/02/12 4:15:00 PM
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I go to a Buddhist Wat every Sunday. I could really use the 10k, though. Those monks donate so much to the community and overseas and stuff and I'd probably just give them the dough.

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ExThaNemesis
07/02/12 4:16:00 PM
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From: Pram_the_Oracle | #007
Man Extha, how bad are your financials right now? I think in a destroy your gaming collection topic you just wanted a low number for doing it, just to have some money.

Or was that somebody else?

Anyway, no. Not my religion.


I don't remember posting in a topic like that but I don't really have an expansive gaming collection so I'd probably do it for 10k as well. And my finances aren't that bad, but another $10k when I'm about to study in England for a semester would be ballin' enough to give up an hour a week. Really, that's all it is.

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AdmiralZephyr
07/02/12 4:17:00 PM
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Of course.

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Pram_the_Oracle
07/02/12 4:18:00 PM
#22:


Oh, my bad then.

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SubDeity
07/02/12 4:18:00 PM
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Already go.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
07/02/12 4:20:00 PM
#24:


No.

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Lieutenant Kettch
07/02/12 4:24:00 PM
#25:


No.

Besides the obvious extremely low wage argument, I would find the societal harm brought about by helping to prop up organized religion quite distasteful.

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Articuno2001
07/02/12 4:26:00 PM
#26:


From: Zachnorn | #003
I already do, so yeah.


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SSBDarren64
07/02/12 4:34:00 PM
#27:


No.

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junk_funk
07/02/12 4:35:00 PM
#28:


If I steal from the collection basket every Sunday I'd could probably make that over the course of a lifetime.

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masterplum
07/02/12 4:53:00 PM
#29:


Actually surprised how many church goers we have.


My only qualm is for example I missed yesterday because I was sick. I assume I would have to go even if I'm dying of sickness if I accept this?

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Red Shifter
07/02/12 4:57:00 PM
#30:


ninkendo posted...
no way

I could make 10k working sundays in far less time than the rest of my life


where are you going to find a job in michigan

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MegaWentEvil
07/02/12 4:58:00 PM
#31:


No, I like to earn my money, but I might change my mind if it's a Spiritist center instead of a church.
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Psycho_Kenshin
07/02/12 4:59:00 PM
#32:


Ha, why does the money get less impressive in each of these? Tempting fictional offers have gotta be a bit more tempting. I've spent half that on frivolous stuff I don't need in the past 12 months, ha but this is for the rest of my life? c'mon now

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pjbasis
07/02/12 5:00:00 PM
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Yeah 10000 is nothing in the long run.

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Tom Bombadil
07/02/12 5:02:00 PM
#34:


10000 is a year of rent and lots of my student debt in the short run

friggin' not-broke people

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Psycho_Kenshin
07/02/12 5:09:00 PM
#35:


Tom Bombadil posted...
10000 is a year of rent and lots of my student debt in the short run

friggin' not-broke people


Sure, but doesn't that sound like something you'd wanna sign say a 10 year contract for at most? Gotta get a better deal for a lifetime, and say at least 2600 hours of your time.

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Tom Bombadil
07/02/12 5:13:00 PM
#36:


Probably, but since I go to church anyway 75% of the time or more...

I just get jealous whenever people come into these topics and talk about how it's not much money when I can barely even fathom having that much money at one time. :\

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redrocket
07/02/12 5:18:00 PM
#37:


Why are people assuming that this is only one hour a week? Cause most church services are longer than that; two hours would be more typical.

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Psycho_Kenshin
07/02/12 5:21:00 PM
#38:


I went to church weekly as a youngster through like sometime in high school, and it was always an hour or slightly shorter than an hour at the ones I've been to. I've also been a couple times in the past few years and still an hour. Catholic.

Tom Bombadil posted...
Probably, but since I go to church anyway 75% of the time or more...

I just get jealous whenever people come into these topics and talk about how it's not much money when I can barely even fathom having that much money at one time. :\


I can see what you mean, but if you look at is as 10,000 dollars for the rest of your life, not quite the same as having 10,000 dollars. It'd be like, well, having 500 dollars a year for the next 20 years then nothing, or something like that.

Plus, what happens when you inevitably sleep in or are sick or whatever and miss a Sunday? It's not likely doable either. Ha, and well I just demand a little more impressiveness when I'm thinking about something like these fictional random contracts.

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DigitalIncision
07/02/12 5:22:00 PM
#39:


Which church?

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azuarc
07/02/12 5:29:00 PM
#40:


redrocket posted...
Why are people assuming that this is only one hour a week? Cause most church services are longer than that; two hours would be more typical.


Maybe if you're Mormon...a Catholic service is typically 45 minutes to an hour.


Either way, I gotta say no. As a private tutor, I end up working with Jewish clientele most Sunday mornings, and I make at least $100 each Sunday morning/early afternoon as a result. This wouldn't even pay itself off after three years. (Incidentally, I am not rich. Sunday's just a good day for tutoring, or at least it was this year.)
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TheBumKing
07/02/12 7:12:00 PM
#41:


From: Lieutenant Kettch | #025
No.

Besides the obvious extremely low wage argument, I would find the societal harm brought about by helping to prop up organized religion quite distasteful.

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foolmor0n
07/02/12 7:15:00 PM
#42:


Hell no

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EndOfDiscOne
07/02/12 7:19:00 PM
#43:


I'd do it if we could go once a week and it didn't matter which day. $10,000 isn't that much, and I rarely go to church but I should more often. I seriously walk out of church feeling good and motivated to help people.

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KanzarisKelshen
07/02/12 7:22:00 PM
#44:


If this were per month or per week, I'd take it. As it is...hahahahahaha no.

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ExThaNemesis
07/02/12 7:24:00 PM
#45:


Guys church isn't really that bad. Literally just zone out for 45 minutes. I got through like a year of church by envisioning a DBZ fight inside the church when I was younger. (Android 17 vs. Vegeta, btw)

I can think of so much crap to do with that 10k right now. Would be nice.

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TomNook7
07/02/12 7:47:00 PM
#46:


10k isn't nearly enough for such a commitment.

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Menji76
07/02/12 7:49:00 PM
#47:


Nope.

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TheOceIot
07/02/12 7:52:00 PM
#48:


No way.

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the_champ999
07/02/12 7:54:00 PM
#49:


Aww yeah getting paid for something I already do.
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jdizzy156
07/03/12 1:46:00 AM
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I go almost every Sunday anyway so sure.

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