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DeathChicken
05/03/12 3:07:00 PM
#201:


Well, if you believe Chavo, WWE would have been "We're not pushing that guy, how about this guy instead?"

Granted, they haven't been pushing Miz lately either, but he's still way over Riley's level

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JaKyL25
05/03/12 3:09:00 PM
#202:


They made a movie starring TED DIBIASE.

Sometimes the push doesn't matter. <_<

There's also a Brodus Clay movie coming out later this year.

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Rad Link 5
05/03/12 3:10:00 PM
#203:


Is it called "The Funkasaurus"?

I would watch a Funkasaurus movie.

He could travel the universe, solving extraterrestrial problems with the power of funk.

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JaKyL25
05/03/12 3:12:00 PM
#204:


It's a horror movie called "No One Lives."

I bet Brodus lives.

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JaKyL25
05/03/12 3:16:00 PM
#205:


That's three movies out from here though.

Their next two films have no WWE stars in them at all.

That'll be an interesting sell.

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SmartMuffin
05/03/12 3:43:00 PM
#206:


Pretty OT post, but my new boss at work apparently just got Bell's Palsy. I guess in most people it's temporary and they expect it to go away in a few months.

But every time I talk to the guy, all I hear in my head is "BAH GAWD KANG, ITS GONNA BE A SLOBBERKNOCKER!!"

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voltch
05/03/12 4:02:00 PM
#207:


There's a couple of ways WWE could make a little money using their film division, but they lack a whole lotta personel needed to make it work.

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JaKyL25
05/03/12 4:03:00 PM
#208:


From: voltch | #207
There's a couple of ways WWE could make a little money using their film division, but they lack a whole lotta personel needed to make it work.


Diva porn.

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SmartMuffin
05/03/12 4:04:00 PM
#209:


From: Jakyl25 | #208
Diva porn.


Now that the Bellas are gone, does the WWE even have Divas that are that attractive?

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voltch
05/03/12 4:04:00 PM
#210:


Well thy just lost a lot of talent of that front.

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DeathChicken
05/03/12 4:04:00 PM
#211:


Kaitlyn, at least until they drive her to anorexia because they think she's fat

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voltch
05/03/12 4:07:00 PM
#212:


though knowing the WWE they'll overproduce it and then create unexpected swerves turning even the most depraved guys off their porn products.

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DeathChicken
05/03/12 4:08:00 PM
#213:


They've have Michael Cole announcing

"Look at this goof, her technique is all wrong. She probably paid a hundred bucks to go to porn school."

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SmartMuffin
05/03/12 4:10:00 PM
#214:


xfd

I might actually buy a video where that happened

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voltch
05/03/12 4:14:00 PM
#215:


Modified reverse cowgirl!

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Rad Link 5
05/03/12 5:11:00 PM
#216:


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Rad Link 5
05/03/12 5:13:00 PM
#217:


Michael Cole doing the play-by-play for Diva porn is something I want now.

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JaKyL25
05/03/12 5:27:00 PM
#218:


"This guy is the worst pizza delivery guy ever. I mean, sure, he's getting laid, but what's his boss gonna think when he comes back empty-handed? What an idiot!"

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SmartMuffin
05/03/12 5:29:00 PM
#219:


Listen Booker, it's totally obvious that she's faking it. What would you know about pleasing a woman anyway?

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JaKyL25
05/03/12 5:32:00 PM
#220:


*Porn actor goes for some backdoor action*

Cole: "No! Not this way!"

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Rad Link 5
05/03/12 5:34:00 PM
#221:


Oh who does she think she's fooling? If this is her first time, I'm a former WWE Champion!

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SmartMuffin
05/03/12 5:35:00 PM
#222:


I'm sure Kelly Kelly would find a way to botch getting ****ed.

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JaKyL25
05/03/12 5:35:00 PM
#223:


Now trending worldwide, Little Jimmy's Little Jimmy!

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SmartMuffin
05/03/12 5:40:00 PM
#224:


You just know that they'd have to include Hornswaggle as well...

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Rad Link 5
05/03/12 5:42:00 PM
#225:


I happen to think Vickie is quite beautiful. Plus, an experienced woman like her actually knows what she's doing.

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MartinFF7
05/03/12 5:56:00 PM
#226:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #111
Caylee Turner is about to announce the 15 Championship match. Silly b****, what are you thinking? DAMIEN SANDOW COMES TO DELIVER A PROMO!

LIGHTS!

SPOTLIGHT PLEASE!


oh god i just had to youtube it. is he really on smackdown this week?

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/03/12 6:01:00 PM
#227:


He is really on Smackdown this week!

And it will be the most glorious thing. And everyone will get to see why he is the best!

Then maybe I can stop hyping him so much! All this hype duty gets so exhausting, you know!

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MartinFF7
05/03/12 7:24:00 PM
#228:


After I watched Sandow on FCW clips, I watched a few Bella clips. There was so much about them I loved.

-Their full entrance sequence: back to back pose beside the ropes, and then splitting up, glancing over at each other and dat simultaneous backflip-over-the-top-rope ring entrance... so good
-TWIN MAGIC never gets old
-hot, blazing hot

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/03/12 7:26:00 PM
#229:


Yeah, the Bellas were good. Not the best ring workers, but they made up for it with their personalities and such. I'm disappointed they left.

But at least there's always DAMIEN SANDOW.

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SmartMuffin
05/03/12 8:51:00 PM
#230:


About time we had some Bellas appreciation in this topic. Too late for it to matter, but yeah. REALLY disappointed with how they went out too. Fired by EVE? DURING A COMMERCIAL BREAK?

That's just a slap in the ****ing face...

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Rad Link 5
05/03/12 8:53:00 PM
#231:


This time, we couldn't even look.

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Lopen
05/03/12 9:27:00 PM
#232:


So Impact was pretty decent tonight. Low on BS (no EY/ODB and Garrett was only in a clip IIRC) and pretty solid matches throughout. First time in a long time that all of their big draws that I can think of (Anderson, Hardy, RVD, Angle, Roode, AJ Styles, Bully Ray, Austin Aries) got TV time, with all of them but the last two getting matches. All the feuds were built a bit too. It was probably their best show since their England stuff.

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/03/12 9:51:00 PM
#233:


WAIT FOR IT

WAIT FOR IT

WAIT FOR IT







CHEAH!

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Rad Link 5
05/03/12 9:59:00 PM
#234:


Also Brooke Tessmacher push.

Woo

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Rad Link 5
05/03/12 10:25:00 PM
#235:


I did not realize just how many places "YES! YES! YES!" chants have shown up at in the past month.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/arts-ents/music/andrew-wk-the-garage-glasgow.17318862

So to recap, that's at NBA games, MLB games, NHL games, and a concert.

Like, "YES! YES! YES!" has become my default chant for sporting events, but I had never considered doing it at a concert before.

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Lopen
05/03/12 10:28:00 PM
#236:


Tessmacher has gotten surprisingly okay

She's still boring but her in ring work is actually decent now. Her improvement in the ring is like Trish Stratus tier unless I just never noticed and she was always okay. I seem to remember her being your typical "hair beal toss" "hair pull" "slap" terribad wrestler before she took that long break.

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MrGreenonion
05/03/12 10:35:00 PM
#237:


You know what I never understood about WWE films? They never make any movies ABOUT the wrestlers' characters. They just cast them in these crummy movies playing crummy characters that nobody cares about. Why not do a movie about Kane or something like that? It would be more interesting than a movie about Kane as Jacob Goodnight. And why is there only ever ONE guy in each movie? Why not put a couple of em in there? It's not like anyone takes these seriously anyway, the only people who watch them are wrestling fans, so it's not like we'd look down on it.

What I really want them to do is like, "Wrestlemania: The Movie". I envision it as a Die Hard style action movie, where a terrorist paramilitary organization attacks Wrestlemania and takes everyone present hostage, and it's up to the WWE Superstars to save the day!

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CybrMonkey
05/03/12 10:37:00 PM
#238:


From: MrGreenonion | Posted: 5/4/2012 1:35:09 AM | #237
It's not like anyone takes these seriously anyway, the only people who watch them are wrestling fans, so it's not like we'd look down on it.


That's the problem. They think they can get a wider audience than just wrestling fans.

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MrGreenonion
05/03/12 10:47:00 PM
#239:


Then they need to put ZERO wrestlers in the movies, and change the name of the company to something that doesn't mention WWE.

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/04/12 6:23:00 AM
#240:


Watching Smackdown.

I officially hate Sheamus now. He's f***ing leading a minute long YES! chant.

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/04/12 6:28:00 AM
#241:


Crowd is clearly chanting Si!

But then they tried to edit it to make it a You Suck chant.

So now they're saying SI SUCK! SI SUCK! SI SUCK!

lmao

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/04/12 6:40:00 AM
#242:


Booker is on some drugs tonight that is making his commentary completely intolerable.

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/04/12 6:51:00 AM
#243:


Damien Sandow's debut was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/04/12 7:35:00 AM
#244:


Sheamus the worst.

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JaKyL25
05/04/12 7:53:00 AM
#245:


From: Lopen | #232
So Impact was pretty decent tonight. Low on BS (no EY/ODB and Garrett was only in a clip IIRC) and pretty solid matches throughout. First time in a long time that all of their big draws that I can think of (Anderson, Hardy, RVD, Angle, Roode, AJ Styles, Bully Ray, Austin Aries) got TV time, with all of them but the last two getting matches. All the feuds were built a bit too. It was probably their best show since their England stuff.


I haven't seen this week's show yet, but I read the spoilers for the AJ Styles "big secret."

...WHAT?

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JaKyL25
05/04/12 9:24:00 AM
#246:




New ZTLIS has a major announcement.

IT'S ON.

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/04/12 9:34:00 AM
#247:


Is that actually going to go anywhere?

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muddersmilk
05/04/12 9:34:00 AM
#248:


No.

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Rad Link 5
05/04/12 9:44:00 AM
#249:


Biscuit, I have one question about SmackDown. Is Daniel Bryan there? Or has he officially unofficially moved to Raw?

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Haguile
05/04/12 9:53:00 AM
#250:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #247
Is that actually going to go anywhere?


Maybe. WWE has to approve all content before posting it, so they have to be aware of what he posted there. Thing is, this could mean they are fighting for the title at the pre-show instead of mania.
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