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Achromatic 03/24/12 6:24:00 AM #1:	Spoilers: This is going to be a 500 topic. It just is. I want to work on my writing but I don't want to write anything too cohesive at the moment, so I am going to use you guys. So if you want me to write something, you should name it in your post. type of writing, subject, what have you. The only thing I won't write about is cookies. <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944017] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Spoilers: This is going to be a 500 topic. It just is. I want to work on my writing but I don't want to write anything too cohesive at the moment, so I am going to use you guys. So if you want me to write something, you should name it in your post.type of writing, subject, what have you.The only thing I won't write about is cookies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sir Cobain 03/24/12 6:26:00 AM #2:	extha finally fufills his dream of visiting england but while he is there he loses all of his money and is forced to do whatever it takes to survive -- i consider myself a very positive influence on the youths of my community http://sonicgenerationart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/slider15.jpg <cite>Sir Cobain posted [p:944018] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> extha finally fufills his dream of visiting england but while he is there he loses all of his money and is forced to do whatever it takes to survive -- i consider myself a very positive influence on the youths of my communityhttp://sonicgenerationart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/slider15.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Regaro_ 03/24/12 6:29:00 AM #3:	Board 8 Chat regulars meet up offline and go get drunk Ignoring the fact that many of them are below legal drinking age <_< -- http://img.imgcake.com/RegaroUlquiorrapngse.png http://img.imgcake.com/regthatchertabletpngyd.png <cite>_Regaro_ posted [p:944019] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Board 8 Chat regulars meet up offline and go get drunkIgnoring the fact that many of them are below legal drinking age <_< -- http://img.imgcake.com/RegaroUlquiorrapngse.pnghttp://img.imgcake.com/regthatchertabletpngyd.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecTrevelyan006 03/24/12 6:47:00 AM #4:	In an unexpected and unexplainable reversal, ngirl impregnates Luster, having important implications on Luster's brojo training. -- "nah, it's not my team if I drop pitchers for merely being horrible" -War13104 <cite>AlecTrevelyan006 posted [p:944020] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> In an unexpected and unexplainable reversal, ngirl impregnates Luster, having important implications on Luster's brojo training. -- "nah, it's not my team if I drop pitchers for merely being horrible" -War13104 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 03/24/12 6:48:00 AM #5:	A mysterious killer begins a murder spree on B8 regulars throughout the globe. The remaining users must band together and find who s/he is. -- Oh, I am one yet many. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:944021] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> A mysterious killer begins a murder spree on B8 regulars throughout the globe. The remaining users must band together and find who s/he is. -- Oh, I am one yet many. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonOcean 03/24/12 6:49:00 AM #6:	A noir B8 story in which I am the main character Since you brought it up =] -- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problems ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 <cite>CrimsonOcean posted [p:944022] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> A noir B8 story in which I am the main characterSince you brought it up =] -- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problemsocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaWentEvil 03/24/12 6:51:00 AM #7:	Mario and Luigi fighting Robotnik while Sonic and Tails fight Bowser. <cite>MegaWentEvil posted [p:944023] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Mario and Luigi fighting Robotnik while Sonic and Tails fight Bowser. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 03/24/12 6:51:00 AM #8:	Extha loved England. He loved it so much that within a week he had managed to spend all of his money on English food, English clothing, English liquor, and finally because he just couldn't resist those Hermione-like accents, English women. Prostitutes had a funny way of making money disappear and before the young man from the United States knew it he was dead broke in a strange land surrounded by snow. Why was it snowing? Because for some reason as soon as I was given this prompt I imagined it was snowing, and this is breaking the fourth wall which is really tacky and something no decent writer should ever do. I do it often. So anyway back to the cautionary tale of Extha who was now hunched behind a bunch of trash cans waiting for his prey. Extha, God bless his soul, only had one survival skill. He knew how to hunt. His weapon was not the knife or the gun though. It was a tool born out of hero worship for one Randy Keith Orton. Extha had forged his own RKO after many years of imitation and several dogs who has mysteriously suffered facial fractures from falling down steps or something. Now here Extha was in randomly snowy England waiting for some rich British ponce in a top hat and, perchance, a monocle for him to steal a pot of gold from so that he could make his way back home. At the first sight of a man who Extha could even fool himself into believing was shorter than himself Extha uncoiled himself and struck. Unfortunately for Extha his target just happened to be renowned yes man and professional wrestler Daniel Bryan! The RKO, while not shabby, was easily countered by AmDrag and soon Extha was in a choke hold. "TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" Bryan screamed. Extha didn't need to be told twice and tapped the snow-covered ground several times before Bryan let go of the hold and got up to his feet in celebration. "YES! YES! YES! RANDOM STREET IN ENGLAND CHAMPION! YES! YES! YES!" "Will you help me get back home? I have no money," Extha asked. "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! LEAVING NOW! NO! NO! NO!" Bryan said as he retreated down the street. Extha frowned. Life sucked. <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944024] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Extha loved England. He loved it so much that within a week he had managed to spend all of his money on English food, English clothing, English liquor, and finally because he just couldn't resist those Hermione-like accents, English women. Prostitutes had a funny way of making money disappear and before the young man from the United States knew it he was dead broke in a strange land surrounded by snow. Why was it snowing? Because for some reason as soon as I was given this prompt I imagined it was snowing, and this is breaking the fourth wall which is really tacky and something no decent writer should ever do. I do it often.So anyway back to the cautionary tale of Extha who was now hunched behind a bunch of trash cans waiting for his prey. Extha, God bless his soul, only had one survival skill. He knew how to hunt. His weapon was not the knife or the gun though. It was a tool born out of hero worship for one Randy Keith Orton. Extha had forged his own RKO after many years of imitation and several dogs who has mysteriously suffered facial fractures from falling down steps or something. Now here Extha was in randomly snowy England waiting for some rich British ponce in a top hat and, perchance, a monocle for him to steal a pot of gold from so that he could make his way back home.At the first sight of a man who Extha could even fool himself into believing was shorter than himself Extha uncoiled himself and struck.Unfortunately for Extha his target just happened to be renowned yes man and professional wrestler Daniel Bryan!The RKO, while not shabby, was easily countered by AmDrag and soon Extha was in a choke hold."TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" Bryan screamed.Extha didn't need to be told twice and tapped the snow-covered ground several times before Bryan let go of the hold and got up to his feet in celebration. "YES! YES! YES! RANDOM STREET IN ENGLAND CHAMPION! YES! YES! YES!""Will you help me get back home? I have no money," Extha asked."NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! LEAVING NOW! NO! NO! NO!" Bryan said as he retreated down the street.Extha frowned. Life sucked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nintendogirl1 03/24/12 6:52:00 AM #9:	7 diary entries, covering one week (one per day) from a child (no older than 16) covering the period immediately preceding and after their alcoholic father's death. You can decide on the age and gender of the child, whether the mother is in the picture, the father is violent violent, the manner of death, whether it was suicide or accident and the reason for his father's drinking and any other details you feel are pertinent. -- Serious poast. o.0 <cite>nintendogirl1 posted [p:944025] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> 7 diary entries, covering one week (one per day) from a child (no older than 16) covering the period immediately preceding and after their alcoholic father's death.You can decide on the age and gender of the child, whether the mother is in the picture, the father is violent violent, the manner of death, whether it was suicide or accident and the reason for his father's drinking and any other details you feel are pertinent. -- Serious poast.o.0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 03/24/12 6:54:00 AM #10:	From: nintendogirl1 \| #009 7 diary entries, covering one week (one per day) from a child (no older than 16) covering the period immediately preceding and after their alcoholic father's death. You can decide on the age and gender of the child, whether the mother is in the picture, the father is violent violent, the manner of death, whether it was suicide or accident and the reason for his father's drinking and any other details you feel are pertinent. do you want this in real time or- <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944026] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> From: nintendogirl1 \| #0097 diary entries, covering one week (one per day) from a child (no older than 16) covering the period immediately preceding and after their alcoholic father's death.You can decide on the age and gender of the child, whether the mother is in the picture, the father is violent violent, the manner of death, whether it was suicide or accident and the reason for his father's drinking and any other details you feel are pertinent.do you want this in real time or- </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nintendogirl1 03/24/12 6:56:00 AM #12:	Nah - they can all be done at once if you'd rather. Whichever you feel would result in a better written piece. -- 'Tis your work after all. <cite>nintendogirl1 posted [p:944028] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Nah - they can all be done at once if you'd rather. Whichever you feel would result in a better written piece. -- 'Tis your work after all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Achromatic 03/24/12 6:57:00 AM #13:	May I ask, Ngirl, what inspired this prompt? I mean it is a perfectly good prompt I am just curious why you chose it. <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944029] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> May I ask, Ngirl, what inspired this prompt? I mean it is a perfectly good prompt I am just curious why you chose it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nintendogirl1 03/24/12 7:01:00 AM #14:	I don't know. I haven't seen you write a serious prompt in ages and it's better actual writing practice than nonsense about Extha. And in all honesty better to read. Oh wait. Yeah I do. I watched In Her Shoes earlier this week. That probably inspired it somewhat. The diary stuff is just because it makes it a lot more personal and allows you to delve more into the mind of the character. -- shrug <cite>nintendogirl1 posted [p:944030] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> I don't know. I haven't seen you write a serious prompt in ages and it's better actual writing practice than nonsense about Extha. And in all honesty better to read. Oh wait. Yeah I do. I watched In Her Shoes earlier this week. That probably inspired it somewhat.The diary stuff is just because it makes it a lot more personal and allows you to delve more into the mind of the character. -- shrug </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GANON1025 03/24/12 7:10:00 AM #15:	A man finds an unmarked letter in his mailbox. In it, he finds a photograph taken by an unknown person and is of his son, sleeping in his own room. The back of the photo has two words: RUN NORTH. -- You beat yourself up with your past. Don't blame yourself, blame the world. Blame God. Blame me. <cite>GANON1025 posted [p:944031] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> A man finds an unmarked letter in his mailbox. In it, he finds a photograph taken by an unknown person and is of his son, sleeping in his own room. The back of the photo has two words: RUN NORTH. -- You beat yourself up with your past. Don't blame yourself, blame the world. Blame God. Blame me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloggmonkey 03/24/12 7:40:00 AM #16:	Sir Chris meet Chris-chan -- http://img.imgcake.com/catpokepngeq.png "I think Ciel is suddenly the greatest character ever." ~ sephsblade <cite>Kloggmonkey posted [p:944032] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Sir Chris meet Chris-chan -- http://img.imgcake.com/catpokepngeq.png"I think Ciel is suddenly the greatest character ever." ~ sephsblade </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GANON1025 03/24/12 7:57:00 AM #17:	Oh, I hope I can suggest a second one later, I have good one too. -- You beat yourself up with your past. Don't blame yourself, blame the world. Blame God. Blame me. <cite>GANON1025 posted [p:944033] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Oh, I hope I can suggest a second one later, I have good one too. -- You beat yourself up with your past. Don't blame yourself, blame the world. Blame God. Blame me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greengravy294 03/24/12 8:20:00 AM #18:	Sir Chris fell and he couldn't get up so he used Life Alert to save his life. -- Try hard. Camp harder. <cite>greengravy294 posted [p:944034] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Sir Chris fell and he couldn't get up so he used Life Alert to save his life. -- Try hard.Camp harder. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
beavis666x2 03/24/12 9:32:00 AM #19:	Shine loses his video game collection. -- Nanomachines: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems. http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5980/861756874pp6.jpg <cite>beavis666x2 posted [p:944035] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Shine loses his video game collection. -- Nanomachines: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5980/861756874pp6.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Whiskey_Nick 03/24/12 9:34:00 AM #20:	Sir Chris and Luster Soldier become common-law partners and solve mysteries in their spare time -- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 <cite>Whiskey_Nick posted [p:944036] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Sir Chris and Luster Soldier become common-law partners and solve mysteries in their spare time -- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10)The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CherryCokes 03/24/12 9:36:00 AM #21:	A short story about a boy and his favorite toy -- http://img.imgcake.com/pyramidjpgyg.jpg CRYING. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon <cite>CherryCokes posted [p:944037] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> A short story about a boy and his favorite toy -- http://img.imgcake.com/pyramidjpgyg.jpgCRYING. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anagram 03/24/12 9:41:00 AM #22:	A battle between metaphysical good and evil, symbolized, respectively, by a construction crane and Captain Falcon, as narrated from the perspective of a fifteen year-old Goth girl. -- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:944038] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> A battle between metaphysical good and evil, symbolized, respectively, by a construction crane and Captain Falcon, as narrated from the perspective of a fifteen year-old Goth girl. -- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig.Started: July 6, 2005 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shoenin_Kakashi 03/24/12 9:44:00 AM #23:	A Kangaroo and a Bear having a Boxing match -- Oh SuperNiceDog's doing it again dude. SuperNiceDog, you ain't no pimp dude <cite>Shoenin_Kakashi posted [p:944039] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> A Kangaroo and a Bear having a Boxing match -- Oh SuperNiceDog's doing it again dude.SuperNiceDog, you ain't no pimp dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Some_Character 03/24/12 9:51:00 AM #24:	An unexpected inverse time crash has hit Earth, and Sir Chris finds himself burdened with having to choose either to create Board 8 and its residents or to create the cure for human arrogance. -- SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo. BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady. <cite>Some_Character posted [p:944040] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> An unexpected inverse time crash has hit Earth, and Sir Chris finds himself burdened with having to choose either to create Board 8 and its residents or to create the cure for human arrogance. -- SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
saveus_Maria 03/24/12 10:27:00 AM #25:	Bill Clinton as the main character of a zombie apocalypse scenario -- which one's green, broccoli or cauliflower? http://i.imgur.com/XxFPf.jpg <cite>saveus_Maria posted [p:944041] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Bill Clinton as the main character of a zombie apocalypse scenario -- which one's green, broccoli or cauliflower?http://i.imgur.com/XxFPf.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecTrevelyan006 03/24/12 11:45:00 AM #26:	A man who is suffering from a previously incurable and universally fatal infectious disease seems to have miraculously healed, but his euphoria is shortlived when he realizes that he has infected his family and doomed them to a painful death. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/51alecpngpa.png -Nio <cite>AlecTrevelyan006 posted [p:944042] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> A man who is suffering from a previously incurable and universally fatal infectious disease seems to have miraculously healed, but his euphoria is shortlived when he realizes that he has infected his family and doomed them to a painful death. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/51alecpngpa.png -Nio </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 03/24/12 11:49:00 AM #27:	The ending to the final case in Hulk Hogan: Ace Attorney -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) SuperNiceDog: Guru winner <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:944043] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> The ending to the final case in Hulk Hogan: Ace Attorney -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)SuperNiceDog: Guru winner </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gotspork 03/24/12 11:58:00 AM #28:	detective mystery, main characters: a group of anthropomorphic corn-on-the-cobs, luke skywalker, and calvin coolidge as played by henry winkler. plot: someone has killed marc summers in a locked room scenario on air on double dare. must include the agrocrag and hidden temple in a crossover. -- mreow! spork for president - metroid composite <cite>gotspork posted [p:944044] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> detective mystery, main characters: a group of anthropomorphic corn-on-the-cobs, luke skywalker, and calvin coolidge as played by henry winkler. plot: someone has killed marc summers in a locked room scenario on air on double dare.must include the agrocrag and hidden temple in a crossover. -- mreow!spork for president - metroid composite </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 03/24/12 12:07:00 PM #29:	From: nintendogirl1 \| #009 7 diary entries, covering one week (one per day) from a child (no older than 16) covering the period immediately preceding and after their alcoholic father's death. You can decide on the age and gender of the child, whether the mother is in the picture, the father is violent violent, the manner of death, whether it was suicide or accident and the reason for his father's drinking and any other details you feel are pertinent. Entry 1 Dear Diary, Today was a long day. Mama and me had to go out and chop cotton in the fields until the sun set. I can feel the heat in my skin still. I just know it is going to burn when I wake tomorrow. Despite how tough it was though we sure did manage to pick a lot of cotton and mama was really proud of me , even if she didn’t acknowledge me on the way home I know she was proud. Daddy came home not looking well. He doesn’t look well a lot these days. He raises his voice to mama, its just his way of telling her how much he loves her. That’s what I heard her say one time, so I know that’s the way of things. I wish daddy wouldn’t show his love that way. He’s scary when he starts to yell, and sometimes he doesn’t remember my name. I reckon my name is pretty hard to get right, but even so I wish daddy would be gentle like he used to be before he started to work at the local blacksmith. I know daddy works hard and I know his back hurts him and I know he loves us I just wish he’d look better instead of worse. That’s what I really and truly pray for to God above every day and every night. I better stop for now, I have to get up before the rooster does or else mama is going to raise a fit. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Any on the fly critique or thoughts are appreciated. <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944045] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> From: nintendogirl1 \| #0097 diary entries, covering one week (one per day) from a child (no older than 16) covering the period immediately preceding and after their alcoholic father's death.You can decide on the age and gender of the child, whether the mother is in the picture, the father is violent violent, the manner of death, whether it was suicide or accident and the reason for his father's drinking and any other details you feel are pertinent.Entry 1Dear Diary,Today was a long day. Mama and me had to go out and chop cotton in the fields until the sun set. I can feel the heat in my skin still. I just know it is going to burn when I wake tomorrow. Despite how tough it was though we sure did manage to pick a lot of cotton and mama was really proud of me , even if she didn’t acknowledge me on the way home I know she was proud. Daddy came home not looking well. He doesn’t look well a lot these days. He raises his voice to mama, its just his way of telling her how much he loves her. That’s what I heard her say one time, so I know that’s the way of things. I wish daddy wouldn’t show his love that way. He’s scary when he starts to yell, and sometimes he doesn’t remember my name. I reckon my name is pretty hard to get right, but even so I wish daddy would be gentle like he used to be before he started to work at the local blacksmith. I know daddy works hard and I know his back hurts him and I know he loves us I just wish he’d look better instead of worse. That’s what I really and truly pray for to God above every day and every night. I better stop for now, I have to get up before the rooster does or else mama is going to raise a fit. ~~~~~~~~~~~Any on the fly critique or thoughts are appreciated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 03/24/12 12:08:00 PM #30:	From: gotspork \| #028 detective mystery, main characters: a group of anthropomorphic corn-on-the-cobs, luke skywalker, and calvin coolidge as played by henry winkler. plot: someone has killed marc summers in a locked room scenario on air on double dare. must include the agrocrag and hidden temple in a crossover. I feel like I should charge a commission for this one...! <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944046] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> From: gotspork \| #028detective mystery, main characters: a group of anthropomorphic corn-on-the-cobs, luke skywalker, and calvin coolidge as played by henry winkler. plot: someone has killed marc summers in a locked room scenario on air on double dare.must include the agrocrag and hidden temple in a crossover.I feel like I should charge a commission for this one...! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Achromatic 03/25/12 2:23:00 PM #32:	Entry 2 Dear Diary, Daddy was really mad when he woke up this morning. He didn’t go to work and made mama stay home with him. I wanted to ask why but I know my place. Mama looked really sad when daddy talked to her but she told me to get going on my own to the fields. I was in a lot of pain by the time the sun set. I didn’t chop nearly as much as mama and me chop together. I have blisters all over my hands from gripping the handle too hard. I met a boy out there named Thomas. He had pretty brown eyes and liked to grin a lot. I worked while I talked but I fear I might have slowed down only just a little though. When I came home mama hit me for not working hard enough. I told her how hard I worked and she hit me again and called me a liar. Daddy was at the head of the table drinking and talking to someone I could not see. His skin was usually dark but his face looked pale. I tried to talk to him but mama took me by the arm and slammed me into my room. I do not know why mama is so upset I have not done anything wrong. I think she should be more worried about daddy he looks so unwell still. I think mama is being stupid and should get a doctor. I do not know why she doesn’t daddy is so sick. I do not want to get into more trouble tonight mama might take a rolling pin to my backside but I will bring it up in the morning. Mama is shouting about the candle being on so I have to go now. <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944048] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Entry 2Dear Diary,Daddy was really mad when he woke up this morning. He didn’t go to work and made mama stay home with him. I wanted to ask why but I know my place. Mama looked really sad when daddy talked to her but she told me to get going on my own to the fields. I was in a lot of pain by the time the sun set. I didn’t chop nearly as much as mama and me chop together. I have blisters all over my hands from gripping the handle too hard. I met a boy out there named Thomas. He had pretty brown eyes and liked to grin a lot. I worked while I talked but I fear I might have slowed down only just a little though. When I came home mama hit me for not working hard enough. I told her how hard I worked and she hit me again and called me a liar. Daddy was at the head of the table drinking and talking to someone I could not see. His skin was usually dark but his face looked pale. I tried to talk to him but mama took me by the arm and slammed me into my room. I do not know why mama is so upset I have not done anything wrong. I think she should be more worried about daddy he looks so unwell still. I think mama is being stupid and should get a doctor. I do not know why she doesn’t daddy is so sick. I do not want to get into more trouble tonight mama might take a rolling pin to my backside but I will bring it up in the morning. Mama is shouting about the candle being on so I have to go now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nintendogirl1 03/25/12 2:45:00 PM #33:	A letter written by the mother of the girl who wrote the diary entries, written between the birth of the girl and the first diary entry. -- :D <cite>nintendogirl1 posted [p:944049] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> A letter written by the mother of the girl who wrote the diary entries, written between the birth of the girl and the first diary entry. -- :D </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrSmartGuy 03/25/12 2:55:00 PM #34:	A haiku summing up the story of FFX -- Xbox GT/PSN name: TatteredUniform http://www.scuffletown.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tRBE1.gif <cite>MrSmartGuy posted [p:944050] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> A haiku summing up the story of FFX -- Xbox GT/PSN name: TatteredUniformhttp://www.scuffletown.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tRBE1.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaWentEvil 03/26/12 9:32:00 AM #35:	Boo to this mother. I hope she dies horribly for hitting her kin. <cite>MegaWentEvil posted [p:944051] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Boo to this mother. I hope she dies horribly for hitting her kin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 03/26/12 4:45:00 PM #36:	From: MrSmartGuy \| #034 A haiku summing up the story of FFX Well let's see what I can do! Sadness for Spira Dreams dreamed never meant to be This is his story <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944052] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> From: MrSmartGuy \| #034A haiku summing up the story of FFXWell let's see what I can do!Sadness for SpiraDreams dreamed never meant to be This is his story </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Natwaf_akidna 03/26/12 5:17:00 PM #37:	Hai- Dammit, I wanted to be the first asking for a Haiku >_> What else... A story about Necromancers, Liches, and Death Knights purging a city infected with virus based "zombies". Setting is in a world set in the modern age (as in, today), where some of the tech is supplanted with magic. For format... 1st person, 3rd person, report update every so often, it's all good. Go nuts with any type you like. Also, succeeding or failing is up to you. -- My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic! Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest <cite>Natwaf_akidna posted [p:944053] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Hai-Dammit, I wanted to be the first asking for a Haiku >_>What else...A story about Necromancers, Liches, and Death Knights purging a city infected with virus based "zombies". Setting is in a world set in the modern age (as in, today), where some of the tech is supplanted with magic.For format... 1st person, 3rd person, report update every so often, it's all good. Go nuts with any type you like. Also, succeeding or failing is up to you. -- My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic!Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 03/26/12 6:17:00 PM #38:	Would you like those Necromancers, Liches, and Death Knights to be of a Warcraft variety or just a generalized version of them? <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944054] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Would you like those Necromancers, Liches, and Death Knights to be of a Warcraft variety or just a generalized version of them? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Silver_Ermine 03/26/12 6:18:00 PM #39:	You already know what I want you to write about D: -- I love Zigzagoon! <3 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/ShadeSilverwing/ZigzagoonSolo.png <cite>Silver_Ermine posted [p:944055] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> You already know what I want you to write about D: -- I love Zigzagoon! <3http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/ShadeSilverwing/ZigzagoonSolo.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Natwaf_akidna 03/26/12 6:21:00 PM #40:	Either is fine. -- My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic! Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest <cite>Natwaf_akidna posted [p:944056] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Either is fine. -- My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic!Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 03/27/12 2:01:00 AM #41:	Entry Three Dear Diary, Daddy didn't go to work again today. Mama made me stay home with her to help around the house. Mama doesn't look well but daddy looks a lot worse than her. Daddy didn't leave his bed today. I spoke with him and he smiled at me but didn't talk a lot. He nodded and patted my head and when he did talk he just said how much he loved me. I asked him about the doctor and he said he just needed rest. I trust daddy to know best. I was sad that I couldn't see Thomas again. He was nice. I was looking forward to it but I didn't want to upset mama and did a she bade me. The chores around the house passed the time although it was very lonely. Mama was in the bedroom tending to daddy and that took up most of her time. I am sure all of my worry is for nothing, if daddy says he will be fine he will be fine and that is just going to the way of things. I know he wouldn't lie to me about such important matters and I will just put the the matter aside. Mama isn't yelling at me tonight but I am a big girl now and I know when it is time to blow my candle out. I am sure I will bring better news tomorrow, daddy is always right. <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944057] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Entry ThreeDear Diary,Daddy didn't go to work again today. Mama made me stay home with her to help around the house. Mama doesn't look well but daddy looks a lot worse than her. Daddy didn't leave his bed today. I spoke with him and he smiled at me but didn't talk a lot. He nodded and patted my head and when he did talk he just said how much he loved me. I asked him about the doctor and he said he just needed rest. I trust daddy to know best. I was sad that I couldn't see Thomas again. He was nice. I was looking forward to it but I didn't want to upset mama and did a she bade me. The chores around the house passed the time although it was very lonely. Mama was in the bedroom tending to daddy and that took up most of her time. I am sure all of my worry is for nothing, if daddy says he will be fine he will be fine and that is just going to the way of things. I know he wouldn't lie to me about such important matters and I will just put the the matter aside. Mama isn't yelling at me tonight but I am a big girl now and I know when it is time to blow my candle out. I am sure I will bring better news tomorrow, daddy is always right. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 03/27/12 2:55:00 AM #42:	From: Emporer_Kazbar \| #027 The ending to the final case in Hulk Hogan: Ace Attorney You've got to be **ing kidding me. I mean! Hulk Hogan: Ace Attorney** Hulk Hogan looks thoughtful as he stands at the Defense podium. Hulk Hogan: (All of the Hulkamanics are really depending on this, brother! I can't believe that the Stinger went heel at the last moment and is framing me for the murder of Vince Mcmahon! Now I have to choose between five suspects that have all given testimony... Sting, at the Prosecution desk, looks insane as black and red paint seem to randomly mar his traditional white face paint. Sting: Why the long look, Hulkster? Feeling down? Feeling sad? Cat got your tongue? Come on! I know you did it! They all know you did it! It's just a matter of time until the Judge is convinced that you are guilty. Why don't you just do whatcha do best, and give up! Hulk Hogan: You know I didn't do this String! Why are you doing this? Why! Sting: I don't have the faintest idea what you are talking about, Hulkster! Now hurry up, the judge looks impatient! The Judge is sitting at the bench with a black DX hat on backwards with a cocky grin on his face. HHH: Oh hey fellas, don't mind me. I've just got my billionaire wife down here doing the business why I wait for you two old men to finish up. What's that hun? You are really horny? Okay guys, it is time to rap this **** up. You've got five suspects Hogan. Besides yourself, of course. CM Punk, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kofi Kingston, Chris Jericho, and last and certainly least, Scott Hall. Now if you think you've got what it takes to prove one of them did the deed then GET THE JOB DONE by selecting evidence to prove it. If your evidence doesn't hold up though I am going to assume Sting over there is right and check your pedigree straight to life in prison. Sting: Come on, Hulkster! You heard the man! Pick your poison! Haha! Hulk: (What am I going to do, brother? I am not a lawyer, I am a wrestler, I don't know anything about logic and law... Wait! I've got it! I've got to channel my 80s self that starred in all of those great movies until I find a role that resembles anything to do with law!) Hogan begins to glow as he recalls his knowledge from yesteryear. After a moment he opens his eyes and points at Sting. Hulk: You! Sting: Me, Hulkster? I am not even on the suspect list! I am afraid your brain may have left ya here! Hulk: Whatcha gonna do, brother? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA PROVIDES AMAZING EVIDENCE, CONCISE LOGIC, AND BRILLIANT ANALYTICAL SKILLS TO PROVE WHY CM PUNK IS THE ONE THAT KILLED VINCE MCMAHON. Sting, for a moment, looks taken aback. He quickly recovers however and smirks. Sting: Pretty good speech ya got there, Hulkster! Only one problem! You ain't got no evidence! Hulk: Oh but that's where you've been misled, brother! My evidence is here! Hulk points out three key pieces of evidence that when combined paint a picture that only CM Punk and Vince were in the building at the time of his death. Sting: Wait...a ...second..H..H...H...Hulks--.....---.........GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Sting's facepaint explodes off of his face, causing him to drop into a dead faint right then and there. HHH: Well that was something. Look like you are free to go Hogan, and I've got a date with the mother of my children to attend to. Someone go round up Punk so I can bury him, case solved. Gavel bangs. Hulk: HULKAMANIA RUNNING WILD, BROTHERS! Real American plays as the screen goes to credits <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944058] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> From: Emporer_Kazbar \| #027The ending to the final case in Hulk Hogan: Ace AttorneyYou've got to be **ing kidding me.I mean! Hulk Hogan: Ace AttorneyHulk Hogan looks thoughtful as he stands at the Defense podium.Hulk Hogan: (All of the Hulkamanics are really depending on this, brother! I can't believe that the Stinger went heel at the last moment and is framing me for the murder of Vince Mcmahon! Now I have to choose between five suspects that have all given testimony...Sting, at the Prosecution desk, looks insane as black and red paint seem to randomly mar his traditional white face paint.Sting: Why the long look, Hulkster? Feeling down? Feeling sad? Cat got your tongue? Come on! I know you did it! They all know you did it! It's just a matter of time until the Judge is convinced that you are guilty. Why don't you just do whatcha do best, and give up! Hulk Hogan: You know I didn't do this String! Why are you doing this? Why!Sting: I don't have the faintest idea what you are talking about, Hulkster! Now hurry up, the judge looks impatient!The Judge is sitting at the bench with a black DX hat on backwards with a cocky grin on his face.HHH: Oh hey fellas, don't mind me. I've just got my billionaire wife down here doing the business why I wait for you two old men to finish up. What's that hun? You are really horny? Okay guys, it is time to rap this ** up. You've got five suspects Hogan. Besides yourself, of course. CM Punk, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kofi Kingston, Chris Jericho, and last and certainly least, Scott Hall. Now if you think you've got what it takes to prove one of them did the deed then GET THE JOB DONE by selecting evidence to prove it. If your evidence doesn't hold up though I am going to assume Sting over there is right and check your pedigree straight to life in prison. Sting: Come on, Hulkster! You heard the man! Pick your poison! Haha!Hulk: (What am I going to do, brother? I am not a lawyer, I am a wrestler, I don't know anything about logic and law... Wait! I've got it! I've got to channel my 80s self that starred in all of those great movies until I find a role that resembles anything to do with law!)Hogan begins to glow as he recalls his knowledge from yesteryear. After a moment he opens his eyes and points at Sting.Hulk: You! Sting: Me, Hulkster? I am not even on the suspect list! I am afraid your brain may have left ya here! Hulk: Whatcha gonna do, brother? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA PROVIDES AMAZING EVIDENCE, CONCISE LOGIC, AND BRILLIANT ANALYTICAL SKILLS TO PROVE WHY CM PUNK IS THE ONE THAT KILLED VINCE MCMAHON.Sting, for a moment, looks taken aback. He quickly recovers however and smirks.Sting: Pretty good speech ya got there, Hulkster! Only one problem! You ain't got no evidence!Hulk: Oh but that's where you've been misled, brother! My evidence is here! Hulk points out three key pieces of evidence that when combined paint a picture that only CM Punk and Vince were in the building at the time of his death.Sting: Wait...a ...second..H..H...H...Hulks--.....---.........GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.Sting's facepaint explodes off of his face, causing him to drop into a dead faint right then and there.HHH: Well that was something. Look like you are free to go Hogan, and I've got a date with the mother of my children to attend to. Someone go round up Punk so I can bury him, case solved.Gavel bangs.Hulk: HULKAMANIA RUNNING WILD, BROTHERS!Real American plays as the screen goes to credits </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrSmartGuy 03/27/12 3:53:00 AM #43:	From: Achromatic \| #036 Sadness for Spira Dreams dreamed never meant to be This is his story Yep, that was a lot better than mine. A feminine guy Helps summoner save the world Oops, guess he's not real -- Xbox GT/PSN name: TatteredUniform http://www.scuffletown.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tRBE1.gif <cite>MrSmartGuy posted [p:944059] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> From: Achromatic \| #036Sadness for SpiraDreams dreamed never meant to be This is his storyYep, that was a lot better than mine.A feminine guyHelps summoner save the worldOops, guess he's not real -- Xbox GT/PSN name: TatteredUniformhttp://www.scuffletown.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tRBE1.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 03/27/12 3:55:00 AM #44:	While yours is a pretty bad Haiku it is a very funny one. <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944060] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> While yours is a pretty bad Haiku it is a very funny one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 03/28/12 2:38:00 PM #45:	Oh come on I need some response to the hulk thing at least. <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944061] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Oh come on I need some response to the hulk thing at least. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nintendogirl1 03/28/12 2:41:00 PM #46:	I've not finished more than half an AA game, but it amused me. -- Take solcae where you can. <cite>nintendogirl1 posted [p:944062] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> I've not finished more than half an AA game, but it amused me. -- Take solcae where you can. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kenshin171 03/28/12 7:20:00 PM #47:	Hulk didn't even get help from his sidekick, Mankind. Mankind would then channel both Dude Love and Cactus Jack at the same time and just cause chaos. <cite>Kenshin171 posted [p:944063] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Hulk didn't even get help from his sidekick, Mankind. Mankind would then channel both Dude Love and Cactus Jack at the same time and just cause chaos. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 03/30/12 2:02:00 AM #48:	Good point. <cite>Achromatic posted [p:944064] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> Good point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 03/30/12 2:07:00 AM #49:	God that was hilarious. Thank you for that. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) SuperNiceDog: Guru winner <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:944065] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> God that was hilarious. Thank you for that. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)SuperNiceDog: Guru winner </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExThaNemesis 03/30/12 7:49:00 PM #50:	From: Achromatic \| #008 Extha loved England. He loved it so much that within a week he had managed to spend all of his money on English food, English clothing, English liquor, and finally because he just couldn't resist those Hermione-like accents, English women. Prostitutes had a funny way of making money disappear and before the young man from the United States knew it he was dead broke in a strange land surrounded by snow. Why was it snowing? Because for some reason as soon as I was given this prompt I imagined it was snowing, and this is breaking the fourth wall which is really tacky and something no decent writer should ever do. I do it often. So anyway back to the cautionary tale of Extha who was now hunched behind a bunch of trash cans waiting for his prey. Extha, God bless his soul, only had one survival skill. He knew how to hunt. His weapon was not the knife or the gun though. It was a tool born out of hero worship for one Randy Keith Orton. Extha had forged his own RKO after many years of imitation and several dogs who has mysteriously suffered facial fractures from falling down steps or something. Now here Extha was in randomly snowy England waiting for some rich British ponce in a top hat and, perchance, a monocle for him to steal a pot of gold from so that he could make his way back home. At the first sight of a man who Extha could even fool himself into believing was shorter than himself Extha uncoiled himself and struck. Unfortunately for Extha his target just happened to be renowned yes man and professional wrestler Daniel Bryan! The RKO, while not shabby, was easily countered by AmDrag and soon Extha was in a choke hold. "TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" Bryan screamed. Extha didn't need to be told twice and tapped the snow-covered ground several times before Bryan let go of the hold and got up to his feet in celebration. "YES! YES! YES! RANDOM STREET IN ENGLAND CHAMPION! YES! YES! YES!" "Will you help me get back home? I have no money," Extha asked. "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! LEAVING NOW! NO! NO! NO!" Bryan said as he retreated down the street. Extha frowned. Life sucked. I'm worried that this might end up being spoilers without warning. -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg "You're only smoke and mirrors tonight." <cite>ExThaNemesis posted [p:944066] in Sir Chris&... [t:62341691]...</cite> <quote> From: Achromatic \| #008Extha loved England. He loved it so much that within a week he had managed to spend all of his money on English food, English clothing, English liquor, and finally because he just couldn't resist those Hermione-like accents, English women. Prostitutes had a funny way of making money disappear and before the young man from the United States knew it he was dead broke in a strange land surrounded by snow. Why was it snowing? Because for some reason as soon as I was given this prompt I imagined it was snowing, and this is breaking the fourth wall which is really tacky and something no decent writer should ever do. I do it often.So anyway back to the cautionary tale of Extha who was now hunched behind a bunch of trash cans waiting for his prey. Extha, God bless his soul, only had one survival skill. He knew how to hunt. His weapon was not the knife or the gun though. It was a tool born out of hero worship for one Randy Keith Orton. Extha had forged his own RKO after many years of imitation and several dogs who has mysteriously suffered facial fractures from falling down steps or something. Now here Extha was in randomly snowy England waiting for some rich British ponce in a top hat and, perchance, a monocle for him to steal a pot of gold from so that he could make his way back home.At the first sight of a man who Extha could even fool himself into believing was shorter than himself Extha uncoiled himself and struck.Unfortunately for Extha his target just happened to be renowned yes man and professional wrestler Daniel Bryan!The RKO, while not shabby, was easily countered by AmDrag and soon Extha was in a choke hold."TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" Bryan screamed.Extha didn't need to be told twice and tapped the snow-covered ground several times before Bryan let go of the hold and got up to his feet in celebration. "YES! YES! YES! RANDOM STREET IN ENGLAND CHAMPION! YES! YES! YES!""Will you help me get back home? I have no money," Extha asked."NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! LEAVING NOW! NO! NO! NO!" Bryan said as he retreated down the street.Extha frowned. Life sucked.I'm worried that this might end up being spoilers without warning. -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg"You're only smoke and mirrors tonight." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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