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SBell0105
03/19/12 4:27:00 PM
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so after he left for the day, I got to work.

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iiicon
03/19/12 4:27:00 PM
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that is one happy penis.


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Ness26
03/19/12 4:28:00 PM
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You are a good coworker.

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CrimsonOcean
03/19/12 4:29:00 PM
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Did you just blow up ribbed condoms and draw faces on them?
Those are some weird ass balloons lol.

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TheRock1525
03/19/12 4:29:00 PM
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Good thing he said he hates celebrating his birthday and not something like AIDS.

Not sure if I want to know what you'd do there.

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SovietOmega
03/19/12 4:29:00 PM
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"it...it isn't for your birthday bob! it is in celebration of national fire hazard day! yaaaaaaaay flame broiled death!"

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SlymDayspring
03/19/12 4:30:00 PM
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Crim, those are not ass baloons, they are clearly dongs.

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blindhobo13
03/19/12 4:30:00 PM
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I hate my birthday too. =/

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rychu_supadude
03/19/12 4:31:00 PM
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That wink... the image shall be burned into my retinas until the end of time
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SBell0105
03/19/12 4:32:00 PM
#10:


Those are supposed to be, like, Happy Faced Squiggly Worms, but yes, yes they are very much penises.

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SBell0105
03/19/12 4:46:00 PM
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and my throat is killing me from blowing up 160 balloons

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blindhobo13
03/19/12 4:47:00 PM
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From: SBell0105 | #011
and my throat is killing me from blowing up 160 balloons


ba dum psh

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Ayuyu
03/19/12 4:49:00 PM
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You didn't use a pump?

Holy hell.

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SBell0105
03/19/12 4:51:00 PM
#14:


Actually, I did pick up a 5 dollar pump but it was just quicker to do it by mouth instead of hand.

>_>

<_<

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SpeedYoshi
03/19/12 4:52:00 PM
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I showed my coworker your pics, he didn't think it was possible to blow up that many balloons without certain death

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SBell0105
03/19/12 4:53:00 PM
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I think I did maybe 20 of them with the pump but my arms started to hurt faster than I was getting light headed.

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ShadowHalo17
03/19/12 4:57:00 PM
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From: SBell0105 | #014
Actually, I did pick up a 5 dollar pump but it was just quicker to do it by mouth instead of hand.


Oh dear.

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Ace_Killjoy
03/19/12 5:05:00 PM
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I want to see footage of your co-worker's reaction.

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SBell0105
03/19/12 5:08:00 PM
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Getting to work early and gunna be hiding in a cubicle right by his office with my camera ready to go.

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AlecTrevelyan006
03/19/12 5:09:00 PM
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From: iiicon | #002
that is one happy penis.



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SBell0105
03/19/12 5:37:00 PM
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I really wasn't trying to buy penises. just wanted a shape that wasn't round.

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Shoenin_Kakashi
03/19/12 5:38:00 PM
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From: iiicon | #002
that is one happy penis.



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Ace_Killjoy
03/19/12 5:40:00 PM
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Too bad you couldn't find one like this: external image

Probably would have filled up the whole office, though.

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Wanglicious
03/19/12 5:41:00 PM
#24:


Actually, I did pick up a 5 dollar pump but it was just quicker to do it by mouth instead of hand.

dick balloons, faster to blow by mouth than hand. you heard it here first.


also i approve of these balloons. maybe you can take a couple of the round ones and arrange them in a more.... appropiate manner.

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SBell0105
03/19/12 5:41:00 PM
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From: Ace_Killjoy | #023
Too bad you couldn't find one like this: external image

Probably would have filled up the whole office, though.


omg, they killed Ticket Oak!

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Ace_Killjoy
03/19/12 5:43:00 PM
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external image

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SBell0105
03/19/12 7:17:00 PM
#27:


Should I pick up a batch of Helium balloons in the morning and toss them in there too?

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SBell0105
03/19/12 8:50:00 PM
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one more bump for late night balloon giggles.

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ShadowHalo17
03/19/12 8:51:00 PM
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Obviously you should get some blow-up dolls in there to fit with the theme.

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Justin_Crossing
03/19/12 8:52:00 PM
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This is amazing. It reminds me of the time when a mod here I used to know named TheMissingLink filled up his friend's bedroom to the ceiling with newspaper.

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SBell0105
03/19/12 8:52:00 PM
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I worry about crossing that sexually explicit H/R line in the Corporate Office.

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thundersheep
03/19/12 8:54:00 PM
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From: SBell0105 | #014
Actually, I did pick up a 5 dollar pump but it was just quicker to do it by mouth instead of hand.

>_>

<_<


The trick is to use your hands and mouth in unison. It goes much faster that way.

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Psycho_Kenshin
03/19/12 8:54:00 PM
#33:


That is amazing, well played! Goddamn that's a funny balloon.

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ShadowHalo17
03/19/12 8:57:00 PM
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From: thundersheep | #032
The trick is to use your hands and mouth in unison. It goes much faster that way.


Bahahahaha.

So true.

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SBell0105
03/19/12 8:59:00 PM
#35:


From: Psycho_Kenshin | #033
That is amazing, well played! Goddamn that's a funny balloon.




I wanted to go bigger and load the room up so that when he opened the door (since it goes inward) that the rush of air would push a wall of balloons onto him, but hell, 160 balloons only did half the office and I just wasn't willing to spend another 14 dollars on balloons and another 2 hours of blowing them.

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Ace_Killjoy
03/19/12 9:25:00 PM
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Who else at your work place is aware of this?

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StealThisSheen
03/19/12 9:26:00 PM
#37:


In the morning, order some balloons to be delivered later in the day.

Just when he thinks it's over...



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SBell0105
03/19/12 9:26:00 PM
#38:


pretty much everyone.

We are two separate suites next to each other. He is in one large Suite and I am in the other. Just about everyone in his suite knows about it and they were all out at a seminar this afternoon which gave me the opporutnity to fill it up.

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SBell0105
03/19/12 9:26:00 PM
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From: StealThisSheen | #037
In the morning, order some balloons to be delivered later in the day.

Just when he thinks it's over...




omg, this is genius.

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Wanglicious
03/19/12 10:25:00 PM
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just put a dick balloon in his desk drawer when he goes out to lunch.

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SBell0105
03/20/12 3:51:00 AM
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oh man, time to head to work, this is going to be the greatest day ever.

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KCF0107
03/20/12 6:56:00 AM
#42:


I await the results

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GenesisSaga
03/20/12 7:44:00 AM
#43:


Tag for results

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VincentLauw
03/20/12 7:50:00 AM
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tag

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Wanglicious
03/20/12 6:31:00 PM
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what, no aftermath.

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Ayuyu
03/20/12 6:33:00 PM
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Maybe SBell was killed by his coworker.

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greengravy294
03/20/12 6:34:00 PM
#47:


How anti-climatic

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Weakupedia
03/20/12 6:36:00 PM
#48:


boo

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DpObliVion
03/20/12 6:37:00 PM
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omg?


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GuessMyUserName
03/20/12 6:37:00 PM
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I am so pleased by the first responses

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