Board 8 > One of my co-workers hates celebrating his birthday.

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Grand Kirby
03/20/12 6:38:00 PM
#51:


From: Ayuyu | #046
Maybe SBell was killed by his coworker.


The penis balloon being the murder weapon.

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Psycho_Kenshin
03/20/12 6:38:00 PM
#52:


That'd be one messy death :O

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mnkboy907
03/20/12 6:39:00 PM
#53:


Death by snu-snu?

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MrGreenonion
03/20/12 6:41:00 PM
#54:


From: SBell0105 | #014
it was just quicker to do it by mouth instead of hand.


that's what SHE said!

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SBell0105
03/20/12 6:44:00 PM
#55:


Oh that was good fun.

Pictures and video coming

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DpObliVion
03/20/12 6:46:00 PM
#56:


YES


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Wanglicious
03/20/12 6:47:00 PM
#57:


YES

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mnkboy907
03/20/12 6:47:00 PM
#58:


Wee, video. More topics need video proof.

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SBell0105
03/20/12 6:52:00 PM
#59:


Immediate reaction then realizing I was taking his picture
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I then had a call come in and had to walk away for a minute, while I was on the call I started to hear the popping. I missed most of the action



All Popped
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I shouldn't have walked away from my desk
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Wanglicious
03/20/12 6:58:00 PM
#60:


b...but what happened to the dick balloons.

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SBell0105
03/20/12 6:59:00 PM
#61:


THOSE were not popped. They have been scattered around the office.

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mnkboy907
03/20/12 6:59:00 PM
#62:


From: Wanglicious | #060
b...but what happened to the dick balloons.


I noticed he specifically wasn't popping them. HMM.

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mnkboy907
03/20/12 7:00:00 PM
#63:


An office full of happy penises. Now that's my kind of job.

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Wanglicious
03/20/12 7:03:00 PM
#64:


amazing. now everyone can have a happy penis blown by you in the office.

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GenesisSaga
03/20/12 7:10:00 PM
#65:


Loooooool

The Poppening- way better than M. Night Shyamalamadingdong's The Happening

A++ topic
Would read again

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DpObliVion
03/20/12 7:11:00 PM
#66:


Haha I loved that he wasn't popping the dick balloons.


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SBell0105
03/20/12 7:17:00 PM
#67:


I'm not sure how I'll be able to top myself.

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mnkboy907
03/20/12 7:18:00 PM
#68:


From: SBell0105 | #067
I'm not sure how I'll be able to top myself.


Well, you have plenty of dick balloons laying around...

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Ness26
03/20/12 7:19:00 PM
#69:


I think any workplace could be improved with penis balloons.

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CommodoreTN
03/20/12 7:20:00 PM
#70:


Yeah, I say you should've went balls to the wall and filled it up to the brim.

Regardless, him not popping the dick balloons is priceless.

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Wanglicious
03/20/12 7:25:00 PM
#71:


take a box.
put dick balloon inside.

secret santa gift.

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Ace_Killjoy
03/20/12 8:59:00 PM
#72:


I'm glad you didn't get beaten up in an alleyway on the way home.

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SBell0105
03/20/12 9:00:00 PM
#73:


hah!

He would never do that.

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Ace_Killjoy
03/20/12 9:08:00 PM
#74:


Well, that's good.

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Forceful_Dragon
03/20/12 9:09:00 PM
#75:


Step 1) Next year fill up 250~ balloons a few days before. (maybe a week?)


Step 2) Coat the balloons with strips paper mache so they harden and become balloon shaped shells. (may take a few layers to achieve maximum hardness)

Step 3) Spray paint them them once they are hard that way they dont look all crappy like newspaper or whatever material you used for paper mache. It woudl not do to have any ugly fake balloons.

Step 4) Then fill his office with the 250 unpoppable balloons. Yeah he can poke them with a pin and pop the balloon inside the mache if he wants but THE POPPENING, IT DOES NOTHING.

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Ace_Killjoy
03/20/12 9:15:00 PM
#76:


"My invincible poppening powers! Why won't they work? You... You've stolen my powers!"

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MrGreenonion
03/20/12 9:28:00 PM
#77:


Next year fill the balloons with knockout gas.

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Forceful_Dragon
03/21/12 2:50:00 PM
#78:


it has to be invincible balloons.

It is the only way.

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SBell0105
03/21/12 3:31:00 PM
#79:


Just realized that April Fools Day is a Sunday this year :(

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