I'm a practicing graphologist. Basically I analyse hand-writing and am able to tell someone about their personality, emotions, ect...
I'm learning more advanced stuff, and need samples to practice on. My friends are sick of my ****.
Instructions
- Find a blank piece of paper and a pen. The paper must be unlined. Printer Paper works great.
- With the pen, write out a 5-6 sentence paragraph about your day. Don't try to over think things. What you actually write doesn't matter. Just talk about what you ate or whatever.
- Cursive is preferred, but print is fine if that's what you do. Basically whatever is most natural.
- Sign your name underneath as if you were signing a really important document.
- Take a picture of your writing (nicer camera preferred.) then upload it and post the link here.
- First to post a picture, first serve.
- I'll quote the link and provide a pretty detailed analysis of what I see! Feedback appreciated!
- If your only goal is to make me look bad or prove me a fraud, don't bother. That's just a waste of both our times.
Alright, here is my normal gotta-jot-something-down handwriting. I usually write a lot neater for tests and stuff. But this is the handwriting I feel most comfortable with.
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Pun's Rendition of Myself: http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/TYDERpngyr.png Anime List: http://myanimelist.net/profile/tyder21
Note: I am analysis you how you really are. Thats different than how you present yourself (Ill cover that at the end).
- You have medium sized writing, placing you right in the middle of the introvert/extrovert scale. You have equal fun with groups as you do alone, but likely smaller, comfortable gatherings are your favorite.
- Your letters slant mildly to the right presenting you as an ambivert. It is less that you express your own emotions easily, and more that you are one that others find ease in dishing their inner selves too. You are very open with sensitive material, and others appreciate and value that.
- The actual slant of your paragraph goes up, and then back down. This shows a mixed mood as of right now. An up-slant is optimism, and a down slant is pessimism. You show both, implying that things are very hectic for you right now, leaving you unsure of how to feel.
- Your writing is very focused within the middle of each line. Your ts, ps, and ds all have very short top numbs, and your ys, gs, and ds stay near the middle as well. This form of writing shows one who lives in the moment. Especially now, things are very active and your life, and you lack the time or ability to think about whats coming next.
- You have very soft letters. Check out the rumps of your ms, ns, vs, and ws. See how they all have sof curves? That shows that you are a bit more relaxed than a sharper letter equal. You take a little more time, and are much slower to come to frustration with events or people.
- Your lettering is extremely simple, showing little need for attention
- Your writing is pretty consistent, and your is are dotted consistently. This shows an attention to detail. Youre not extreme here, but I figure you take a little extra time with things to make sure they are up to snuff.
- You have extremely low crosses on your ts. Thats a sign of self-doubt or low self-esteem. Make a conscious effort to raise the bar nice high and strait. It s a very simple way to sub-consciously improves ones self-opinion.
- Your signature is different than your writing. Whereas the writing is how you are, the sig is how you present yourself. The size of your sig is exactly the same, as is the slant. That means your genuine which is a very good thing. The only difference is a joker/funny type crossed T and a general fancier type. That means in public, you may put on a bit of a funny-guy personality to get some more attention than you otherwise want or need.
You seem like a cool guy who others trust. I simply fear that things may be overwhelming right now.
- You have medium-large sized writing, placing you slightly into the extroverted sense. If you had to pick, I imagine a house party where you know the majority of people, with some other friends of friends to meet would be right up your alley.
- Your letters slant firmly to the right, making you a very open people. You find emotional back and forth stimulating, sometimes necessary. You quickly open up to others, and enjoy when others do to you. Your relationships may advance very quickly (It feel like weve known each other for way longer than two weeks!)
- The actual slant of your paragraph goes down. Pessimism. FF 13 got you that down?
- Your writing is also focused in the middle, but not like the guy before. You have ups and downs, just nothing too large either way. In this case, your middle-writing shows off your decision making skills. You use thought and logic. When there is a problem, you set some time, think up the options, and make the most educated choice you can think of.
- You have very hard letters. Check out the rumps of your ms, ns, vs, and ws. See how they all have hard curves? You have a critical eye and are quick to decide. You may be quick to frustration, especially people who you may upset without knowing it. Take a bit more time to think statements and actions through before passing judgement.
- Your lettering is extremely simple, showing little need for attention
- Your Is are all undotted showing an assertive, dominant personality. This is compounded with your hard, upward stroke T-crosses which signals a extremely high self-esteem.
- Your ending S are separated from the rest of the word (trap becomes traps). This means that you believe that every individual is ultimately responsible for their own success.
- Your signature is very different than your writing. First, its huge, representing that you are much more extroverted in public, even if you arent always feeling comfortable. Its also slanted to the right, agreeing with your writing. Its also extremely fancy, meaning you are much more interested in attention in the moment than you ever are in private.
foolm0ron posted... I'll just upload a part of my test that my professor conveniently scanned for me
- You have medium-small writing. That places you pretty firmly in the introvert camp. You ever play with a kitten? You know how if you play too much the kitten gets a little too excited gets unhappy? How do you fix that? You leave the kitten alone for a while until it calms down and feels better. Youre kinda like that kitten.
- Your slant is strait up. This means you tend not to place much emphasis on emotion. You prefer logic. Its not like you are some tightly wrapped enigma (those are the left-slanters) but instead you just find yourself uninterested in emotional understanding. Knowing people and things on a more logical, physical level is what you appreciate.
- Your lettering is mostly sharp. You have a critical eye and am quick to make opinions of people. You move through life quickly.
- Just like the last guy, you place letter emphasis in the middler. You are a thinker, which agrees with everything else Ive seen. You have a high aptitude. A math/science type I gather.
- Your handwriting is extremely unfancy. You dont want more attention.
- Your handwriting, although first appearing quite sloppy, is actually quite neat. All of the lowercase is are dotted close to the base, and there is littler variation in letter formation. You are a bit of a perfectionist, just not in a traditional sense. I imagine you have very good grades.
- T crosses are super low. Sign of low self-esteem. Like the first guy, actively work to cross those Ts nice and high! Its a super low commitment move, and whats there to lose?
- like the last guy, your ending S is separated. You believe in individual success.
- No sig, but I wouldnt expect it to be anything outrageous. You seem to be a pretty smart, quiet, hardworking guy and I hope youre cool with that cause youll be fixing the world one day while idiots like me are reading hand-writing :P
I hope you're doings this completely blindly, because that description of foolmo pretty much matches him perfectly based on what I know (not sure how his grades are, but I figure he does pretty well for himself).
-- Virtue - "You don't need a reason to Boko United."
I can't scan my writing right now, but can I just post here now and you can do mine when I do have a scanner? It seems really cool, I'm so curious to see what you'd say, and I don't want to miss my chance!
MajinZidane posted... I hope you're doings this completely blindly, because that description of foolmo pretty much matches him perfectly based on what I know (not sure how his grades are, but I figure he does pretty well for himself).
Hah! 3/3! Next one coming in a bit.
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Not my full signature. That thing is legally binding.
- You have small handwriting. That places you firmly in the introvert scale. I talked about a kitten above. Thats my best way of describing people like you.
- Your letters slant just between antrivert and open. Basically you are very open with your emotions, and receive others deepest feeling very often as well. I see you having many conversations where you and another dish out their true feelings, even if you dont know each other that well. Im actually the exact same slope as you. And good news! Its a really good personality to get laid.
- Your paragraph slant goes slightly upward. You are slightly optimistic. I feel I should drop this analysis in times like this. You feel average! just isnt that interesting, you know?
- You have a combo of top and middle lettering. The top signifies that you place yourself as a small part of a much bigger group. Usually this involves religion, but if not, you simply see yourself as part of something much bigger, and plan your life from there. I dont get many top-letter people, so I would love some feedback on this.
- You have very hard letters. Check out the rumps of your ms, ns, vs, and ws. See how they all have hard curves? You have a critical eye and are quick to decide. You may be quick to frustration, especially people who you may upset without knowing it. Take a bit more time to think statements and actions through before passing judgement.
- Your lettering is slightly fancy, showing a small need for more attention. Nothing extreme, however.
- Im honestly hung-up on your neatness. At some points your lower-case is are perfectly dotted. At others, they are not dotted at all. My best guess here is that you are selectively perfect. When you care, you go all out making things perfect, but if you dont things tend to just get done as fast as possible.
- I like your nice high crosses on your ts. It shows high self-esteem and confidence.
- Your signature is almost exactly the same as your writing. I always respect this. You are legit. You act as you feel, and that is a good way to live life. I suppose you are a little more attention-grabbing in public than you need in private, but generally you are an honest dude.
HaRRicH posted... baubeta posted... - You have a combo of top and middle lettering.
Could you explain that a little more, please?
There are four zones of handwriting: top, middle, and bottom. The way to gauge these is by examining which section of the line receives the most flare and attention. The dominant zone reflect how decisions are made.
Top: Sees the bigger-picture. Places oneself in a larger context, and decides from there. Popular in philosophers, religious people, and the extremely self-conscious. Seen by those who have large, looping tops in their f, d, b, and other letters that have no right to be so high up on the page (p, and k are common)
Middle: Uses logic and deduction. This is the most common group I see. Basically these are the thinkers. There is a problem, and a middle-fonter takes a moment, plans for a while, and then acts upon what he feels is the most logical course of action. Obviously, everyone has font in the middle, so I tend to go with this is there is little action in the top or bottom
Middle dominant: Wheras middle is seen by a lack of action in the top or bottom sections, middle dominant is seen by large, bold letters that simply all stay within the middle of the page. This type implies a thinker, but one who makes decisions on the spot. Basically, it's someone who lives in the moment and is a quick thinker who works best on the fly.
Bottom: Bottom writers are gut-checkers. They go with their heart and make decisions based on emotion and feeling, more-so than anything else. This is different as middle dominant as these people still plan ahead, they just do so based on how they feel instead of what makes the most logical sense.
AdditionalPylon posted... This is... pretty interesting. Here's a sample of my note-taking scrawl. http://imgur.com/cdG0R
From: baubeta | #034 However, I do charge 50 dollars an hour for this at parties (I've been hired for many) so you guys are getting a great deal! What kinds of parties hire a graphologist?
Old people, mostly. That and high-school graduation parties. I did a sweet-16 once. That was pretty funny.
- You have small handwriting. That places you firmly in the introvert scale. I talked about a kitten above. Thats my best way of describing people like you. Accurate
- Your letters slant just between antrivert and open. Basically you are very open with your emotions, and receive others deepest feeling very often as well. I see you having many conversations where you and another dish out their true feelings, even if you dont know each other that well. Im actually the exact same slope as you. And good news! Its a really good personality to get laid. I don't think this is right. I often don't even know what I'm feeling, and I don't know what to say when people gush.
- Your paragraph slant goes slightly upward. You are slightly optimistic. I feel I should drop this analysis in times like this. You feel average! just isnt that interesting, you know? Fair enough.
- You have a combo of top and middle lettering. The top signifies that you place yourself as a small part of a much bigger group. Usually this involves religion, but if not, you simply see yourself as part of something much bigger, and plan your life from there. I dont get many top-letter people, so I would love some feedback on this. I'm not sure what to say. I know that I couldn't live without thousands of other people that I will never meet. I don't really think about it all the time, though.
- You have very hard letters. Check out the rumps of your ms, ns, vs, and ws. See how they all have hard curves? You have a critical eye and are quick to decide. You may be quick to frustration, especially people who you may upset without knowing it. Take a bit more time to think statements and actions through before passing judgement. I have a pretty short temper.
- Im honestly hung-up on your neatness. At some points your lower-case is are perfectly dotted. At others, they are not dotted at all. My best guess here is that you are selectively perfect. When you care, you go all out making things perfect, but if you dont things tend to just get done as fast as possible. I checked, and I think I dotted all my i's. At least one didn't show up because of the picture quality.
- I like your nice high crosses on your ts. It shows high self-esteem and confidence. I have really big problems with self esteem. You would have trouble finding a less confident person.
I am left handed, so some of the way I write may be because of that.
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"What if you just eat vegetarians?"-neonreaper "^ You are what you eat. ^_~"-Koiji
That is pretty ****ing spot-on. I know I've like never talked to you here, either, so that had to be a blind analysis. Although I guess you could've gathered all of that just watching me post here and there, but still that's quite impressive.
The only things are that on the letter size note, that might have been affected by the limited space given for my answer on the test, but I guess I do write small anyways. And I really disagree with the neat handwriting comment. My Rs, Us, Os, Es, and other letters that involve going down and then up all vary quite a bit in formation.
- Sorry, dog. Your HW is pretty bad, ya, but NOTHING compared to what Ive seen. The worst was as a birthday party for 50-somethings. This drunk, chain-smoking southern guy tried it out. His writing was so bad that I couldnt actually tell what letters where which. I basically had to do the entire reading using non-letter specific stuff (size, slant, lol neatess, ect ) Luckily he was hammered and man, drunk people LOVE my work. The second half of my shift is always so much easier once the booze has started to flow.
- Heh, Ive never seen this before (No matter how long I do this, I always see new stuff). The size of your letters are inconsistent! You start with a slightly large font Im pretty is real big. Then you go real small after that. Your letters kind of seem to bunch in on each-other in the middle. In times like these I kind of need to make judgment calls so here I go. You generally like to be left alone or hang with one or two people. On rare occasions, however, you find yourself compelled to get out to bigger events and meet more people. You sig is huge. My guess is that you act like a super extroverted guy in public, and even though you really arent, you psych yourself up and feel like you need to be more extroverted to try and match your exterior shell.
That or I dont know!
- Slightly right slant on the letters. Ambivert over here. You are good handling others emotions or at least they think you are. People open up to you easily.
- You are very firmly in the middle letter zone. You have weak, underdeveloped letter that stay right in the middle. You are very logical and plan ahead well. You seem to be very intelligent in both fact, and gathering emotion. What I wonder is if you use these skills for good or evil.
- Yes, your handwriting sucks. I could go over why, but I think thats not necessary. You are sloppy, and possibly impulsive. I get the absent-minded professor vibe. ADHD perhaps?
- Check out the way you dot your is. See how the dot is always slightly ahead of the letter. This shows a will to constantly push forward. I see you as a big idea person, who likes grand ideas, over actual logistics. You probably get bored easily.
- Your W,M, and N all slope upward as you write them. This is a sign of someone who is very self-conscious. Your t-crosses show that Your self-esteem seems to fluctuate between average and a bit below average
- Now that signature. Its huge meaning you show yourself off a huge personality in public. Your Ts cross up and to the right showing you show a short temper. Also, the slant of each of first and last name tilt in different directions showing that your emotional standing fluctuates often in public. You may be fun and flirty and one point, then closed and unapproachable soon after. You seem like a real wild card in public. The fact that people trust you with their emotions so easily makes me a bit uneasy.
- By far the most interesting piece Ive done here. You seem like a smart, charismatic guy who has a lot of baggage. Just dont abuse other peoples trust in you to fulfill or entertain yourself.